「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AToL07IB0
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMabwt4iEK8
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「我想和妳上床。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sd5BzS41J
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyThkIcFqh
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVsK0lP2iQ
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31XxsJfvbV
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXDQAjLtsG
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTBGdL5ipq
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYADC35XQ8i
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFq4gMgAzSo
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「你女朋友呢？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HU5rVafLf
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「哪一個？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20asKQENYi
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBP11wtEoAN
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「兩個。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDesOQQ6sF
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuEblZJizV
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpSBwxZaOe
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLpZfohr4E
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「對。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9q959hyh26
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22IgsUea48
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMB893LmOd
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuU2dNdSocq
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHVWIs9nHV
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8EEg9odrk
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbsOyHtoft
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtp5S23bNhZ
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTF2EKTYGYR
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSHNziqX91
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mLrxg4gRJ
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDetPU7KM1u
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「你真的很有事……」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9wFXYahY8
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「所以妳願意嗎？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyNli100RH
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhfjbsrOca
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「嗯。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnRT5Hknds
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTx67ODa786
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdswAFyK4Sg
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcS0FMLoNi
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjX1GvSHam
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1CjzHrUXe
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「也可以這麼說。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oNTyUrOPW
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBctywpL1p
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Yxi1YbDHs
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「走吧！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXBK8e70Ki
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「走去哪！？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTj9jf98szM
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjf4SdbIJJ
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「我要回家！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpw7oGGDdr
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「嗯。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLN7gAigU0
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXog2jTDExl
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2V9HSnIHL
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「…………」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8KNTPghV9
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「我想和妳655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRL8xImyisK
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」655Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQI1QmH6Gs
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待續。
