「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。679Please respect copyright.PENANABMd6glSokv
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文,坐在麥當勞裡,桌子對面的那個男人, 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊???」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。679Please respect copyright.PENANAyOAuPzZj4M
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「我想和妳上床。」679Please respect copyright.PENANAA5gjzOLm8m
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「………呃不是,我聽得很清楚,我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎?」679Please respect copyright.PENANAs6BJwBYBdd
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「嗯,所以我今天才來找妳。」679Please respect copyright.PENANAW9Q8EpJnT8
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媽啊,我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現,又約麥當勞這種地方,八九不離十是加入直銷了,正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓,結果完全不是我想的那一回事!679Please respect copyright.PENANAuciBsCR7pk
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「你是怎麼了啊?得癌症了?還是你大冒險輸了嗎?」679Please respect copyright.PENANAoMrwZuRKyZ
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「沒有,我想跟妳上床,因為我想,沒有其他原因。」679Please respect copyright.PENANAW9J3vO0JcS
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭,我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。679Please respect copyright.PENANA4P4Y7tvfy0
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過了一段尷尬的沉默,面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼,我開口了,但還是講別的事。679Please respect copyright.PENANAlrj1xJxdKH
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「你女朋友呢?」679Please respect copyright.PENANAUXUQjp7VQk
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「哪一個?」679Please respect copyright.PENANAchKZRrDIt8
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「靠什麼哪一個,是有幾個啦…」679Please respect copyright.PENANAO8QWA4lN7d
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「兩個。」679Please respect copyright.PENANARCL03EwD9H
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個?」679Please respect copyright.PENANAEFxuZXxgdJ
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」679Please respect copyright.PENANAodLiehoG4d
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍?」 679Please respect copyright.PENANAGQ2MpHZZNI
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「對。」679Please respect copyright.PENANANGyePa4Y7l
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你?」679Please respect copyright.PENANA3t7oDGSZ6c
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 679Please respect copyright.PENANAdmlCUWxJbr
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎? 」679Please respect copyright.PENANAcascoF98iW
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」679Please respect copyright.PENANAebKxe8i6TG
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「這不是重點啊(囧),而且關我屁事啊?」 679Please respect copyright.PENANAF9uIBoV65N
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」679Please respect copyright.PENANAfa5aqac8v9
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎! 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好!」679Please respect copyright.PENANALCGIvDOZBL
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媽媽的,害我都語無倫次了。679Please respect copyright.PENANAprhsHHxgjf
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「有,以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」679Please respect copyright.PENANADlRAf8spja
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」679Please respect copyright.PENANA2lkfU77WGx
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「回我妳願意嗎? 」679Please respect copyright.PENANA8CNRg3H908
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「你真的很有事……」679Please respect copyright.PENANAPrlcL5zLuY
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「所以妳願意嗎?」679Please respect copyright.PENANArxdyvpzgiE
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友,一碰面就要上床,擺出一附誠懇的樣子, 人家就會答應你嗎?」679Please respect copyright.PENANAEeT0DyvlUr
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「嗯。」679Please respect copyright.PENANADIZqnvuMnw
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「嗯個屁啦!!!」679Please respect copyright.PENANAonAzMlM9mi
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「那我換一種方式,瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳,約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎?」679Please respect copyright.PENANAgaoQy7BdIa
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「那就更垃圾了啊!」679Please respect copyright.PENANAoO6kYV81qd
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「對,所以我不要這樣。」679Please respect copyright.PENANAvkLnFeW0EZ
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子,是真小人就對了?」679Please respect copyright.PENANA4cN24J3hZx
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「也可以這麼說。」679Please respect copyright.PENANAkCgU81Md7m
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「沒關係,妳考慮一下,我不急著今天。」679Please respect copyright.PENANA1XPuzkZ0wP
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊!? 679Please respect copyright.PENANAb45zvleC7g
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「走吧!」679Please respect copyright.PENANAjTEj5Sne5g
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「走去哪!?」679Please respect copyright.PENANA2F5iUk2UHa
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「送妳回家啊,還是妳考慮好了,現在要去旅館?」679Please respect copyright.PENANAzDbfvb130T
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「我要回家!」679Please respect copyright.PENANAuC5Ym48LMa
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「嗯。」679Please respect copyright.PENANAcN4YfdLjmL
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接著他送我回家,一路上沒再提這事,也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事,還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了,直到我家門口。679Please respect copyright.PENANAP6v0SxtBDs
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」679Please respect copyright.PENANAFvBgV0oG7U
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「…………」679Please respect copyright.PENANAsPLy20befI
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「我想和妳679Please respect copyright.PENANAgpusHvKwwL
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「我知道啦!賣擱共啊!」679Please respect copyright.PENANAAfyYYmmEvZ
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待續。