「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OOm07hRJa
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX69S1hPzVU
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「我想和妳上床。」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgxCAAvw90
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIGbqZODgm
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvL2NNNpGh
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7ItHOQvee
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMDk1xltkY
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifYzQRIP1v
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBbwSTboat
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2hEXoIkjw
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「你女朋友呢？」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKSgX7Zagz
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「哪一個？」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaTKdPmO1Y
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLKRYoeUWq
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「兩個。」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVwi0rayz8
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdqv5z49NJ
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAyt8KOyOW
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Hn120jfAP
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「對。」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OlhbVPweW
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGR8U25WZH
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5DnghuOzg
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs34RE1PH58
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvQauVCtmj
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI74DYY4xJi
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgqf9Q9IQ5
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDkHgn5c5k
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQZtR2hXF9
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mGp63GWDi
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdKpFkH3oM
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMwWXZybYR
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「你真的很有事……」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdqaAr0lks
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「所以妳願意嗎？」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9pyDGO6A1
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPUgXRGGNc
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「嗯。」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWi7ef2z7HL
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5athDop1t
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzq7i84pOEc
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSAPaKpBT9
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0HMKA5mea
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1f6ORpJEG
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「也可以這麼說。」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VHgCUW6Xp
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgI3Y0J3wW
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbauRYmBnaM
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「走吧！」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUjHCBCbkn
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「走去哪！？」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJ0NhiXnXr
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oLXfFmlHH
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「我要回家！」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQ6ODOi7Pm
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「嗯。」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygC0vsZvkb
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuE2VgdJYm2
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSqnPUFRpn
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「…………」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysl49x2TIw
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「我想和妳628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUDhI6OswL
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」628Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJn21HkHW3
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待續。
