「動作真的很快耶他。」
我看著舞台上的班長，還有他身邊小腹已微微隆起的新娘。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzI9VKIloln
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「他田僑仔不怕啊，多生幾個都不是問題。」旁邊的同學說。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiaaTNrCiE
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「什麼時候換你啊？」「你先吧，我女朋友還在唸書欸。」「你還有馬子，我只有左右手啦！」「哈哈哈哈…」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNFmqi6zAm
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一來一往的搭話，如同以往的嘴砲。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡst5I6MAE7X
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阿龍坐在我左邊，沒有參與這個話題。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrveOeIWS3
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「妳頭髮好長，還燙捲了。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTyJLUgtMm
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我的頭髮被摸了一下。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrcnmGl05t
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「對啊，留好久耶！」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILzOrqDtm1
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「捲捲的像洋娃娃一樣。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhdWi7dZVe
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「噗哧，什麼？」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDqsyRmUrW
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「妳啊，洋娃娃。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVpPkh69UL
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「欸你們不要在那邊說悄悄話哦！」
旁邊一個同學插話。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡma5QewiOiK
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「我說小豺的頭髮這麼捲像耖灰搭啦！」
阿龍回應，還一邊扯著我的頭髮。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrNiMa3Sfj
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我把阿龍的手拍掉，「沒禮貌，吃你的蝦啦！」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVUHC1Zpc3
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大家笑了笑又說起別的話題了。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OOgAG4YtD
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「欸阿龍怎麼沒帶女朋友來？」
一個同學問，我轉頭看阿龍。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPS5HkLsUpA
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「她沒空啦…」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVxmtpUubn
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原來交女朋友了啊。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKC7czyTgCO
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也是，不交也奇怪。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlj5rZIRVOW
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「啊小豺妳的男朋友勒？」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CqbfEw4S6
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換阿龍轉頭看我，用著我無法解讀的表情。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdt0tFW6iL9
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「嗯，也是沒空啊。」我說。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vTQzcLVfG
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「妳還跟學弟在一起嗎？」
阿龍問的是高三時，和我交往的高二學弟。想一想自己高中的感情世界也是多采多姿…491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHeUNfPArz
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「沒有啦，分手了，換了一個，哈哈。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPUMxZJNIk
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阿龍點點頭，沒說話。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2fOSnyiet
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「那你女朋友呢？哪裡來的？」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5VIbjeQUV
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「就…大學同學。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89uzh8QEhx
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我點點頭，結束了這個話題。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1b381DuLIH
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同學們聊著聊著，說起是不是該辦個同學會了，接著同學會的聯絡差事就落到我頭上。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgYgLgof4o
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「誰叫妳是女生，女生比較細心啊。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8nU4QUTCe
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「你們承認我是女生的時候都沒好事！」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxO09OnrYgB
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為了這些癮君子，同學會只好辦在可以隨意吞雲吐霧的熱炒店。
（後來我們每次都辦在熱炒店…）491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQH4LD9Brd4
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吃飯時大家就已經開喝了，吃完大家提議去KTV續攤繼續喝。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKpbzGcvTH
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酒過三巡，開始有人醉了，酒品好的閉上眼睛倒在沙發上；酒品不好的開始扭動身體跳舞、搶麥克風、大走音…然後被大家壓制，還把醜態全部錄下。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDZBF1PRCe
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一片混亂中，阿龍坐到我身邊來，坐得很近很近。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XUoLkqywp
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「小豺。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaNiIz6AIJ
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「幹嘛？」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWLGfxEZLh
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多虧了家裡從小耳提面命，說女生一定要會喝酒，才不會吃虧。我們家族的女孩很小就開始喝酒，除了能喝也愛喝，所以我還算清醒。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9Wlq2Tya0
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「我好像很久沒聽到妳唱歌了。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRi5U6yzb7I
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「我剛剛有唱歌啊。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrSIa32U0k
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「剛剛都在玩，沒認真聽，妳再點一首啦。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjg04ZfAnh
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「下一首是我的啊。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtccVASE27
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我喝了一口啤酒，阿龍看著我，眼神迷濛得要死。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrVZuN1SXq
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這傢伙喝醉了。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6zVRgZO83
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我在唱歌的時候，阿龍一直近距離盯著我。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aRkaWsiAF
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他喝醉了他喝醉了他喝醉了…我一邊裝鎮定唱歌，還要一邊堤防他會突然做什麼事，誰叫喝醉的人都無法預料。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SjBA111Bd
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唱完之後他還盯著看，我實在忍不住，挪了一下位置。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhypmyB0USg
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「幹嘛這麼近啦！」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgx79w9kKOY
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「小豺。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXaRyG3tcN
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「怎樣？」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTn6hmAya42
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「好好聽哦。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlU8bH7gFoD
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「……當然好聽啦，我歌后欸。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGNphSJoyD
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「好正哦。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwv2IiF1Zs
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「蛤？」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVkfCimLp9
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「妳好正哦。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCwFHOYoaV
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我看著阿龍的臉，太近了，夭壽。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVZkiCu1Cd
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「……是是是，我最正了，我超級大美女，你喝醉了，過去一點，等下吐到我身上。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJOLIaiSRy
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「嘿嘿嘿嘿。」
阿龍怪笑起來。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpJEo9KNA3
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我拿著啤酒一直灌，好像那瓶小小的啤酒就可以隔開我和他過近的距離。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCuMcRGFJT
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「妳害羞。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmzcbJKKkN
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「我沒有。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvlilsHDlp
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「可是妳臉紅。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NwSWXztQG
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「因為我有喝酒，而且你臉也很紅。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnr0IeM1GpF
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「因為我害羞啊。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zAvFbjxb8
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「……………」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nwCj8IySH
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「也嘿！」阿龍突然站起來，我嚇了一跳。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWOJQAvmDB
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他衝到前面跳舞，幾個同學也圍上去。
…那應該只能稱做扭動吧？491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FVF7jRLWg
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我甩甩頭想忘記剛剛的事，他喝醉了，不要想太多。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngRKJZfxhK
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「大家快看阿龍！」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nIZLBoFEt
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我抬頭。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvakLK5aFl
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白白的，兩團。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91nidCKr8c
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屁股。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCAWMIDgKa
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「哇呼阿龍脫褲子了快拿照相機！」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJS9ymNhX3
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他真的超級醉…491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNZmOeQ3nJ
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我笑起來，哈哈大笑。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSr87wey7cw
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但他沒穿褲子轉過身時我撇開頭了。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJApsnjit6
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沒喝酒的同學開車送大家回家，我們這台車有志一同，認為必須先送阿龍回家。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGj9ilQbFD
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還是我和阿龍坐後座。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIC0Dfm0d25
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一路上阿龍不停胡言亂語。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuY6ReFO1T
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大家本來都在笑，直到阿龍說「小豺等一下要跟我回家」，我就開始尷尬了。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIQRvQTSVC
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「小豺要跟我回家啊，要陪我進房間。」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULR8Y6YwVS
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「沒人要跟你回家！」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7HyFFC6TP
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前座的同學笑得很開心，他們說「小豺為什麼要跟你回家啊？」想引導阿龍說更多醉話，而且這招成功了。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡos2ixVKIBN
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「因為我要跟小豺『蹦蹦』啊！」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijWAvwJm9c
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「好不好？小豺跟我回家啦…」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaMYySucwW
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「我們回家蹦蹦啊小豺…」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QsgpDBIq9
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「你真的要跟小豺蹦蹦哦？」前座的還在鬧。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9YKXq5yVI
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「欸你們不要鬧了，他真的很醉啦，他發瘋…」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9O6Nolasc
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「對啊！我早就想了！」阿龍用很大的音量打斷我們，說完，就倒在我的腿上睡著。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4AFFKDWcB
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「………………」491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpixPWg6mBU
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前座的同學笑得更誇張了。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8OIvy83ZI
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我完蛋了，這件事情一定會成為大家茶餘飯後的笑話。491Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rAFq1TnOB
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待續。
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