番外篇L：美人計487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQhnp5LQRK
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbH6jvNC6tG
「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pwy40WF8e
救命，我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後，便立即想嘔出來息。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbMb0kldqV
可是聊天對象，即是Martin也秒速回覆了我：487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3MjKKmTbg
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊，琪琪豬」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSSaRY74XA
媽啊！誰是你的「琪琪豬」了！487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6HhSwOGkZ
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcFBrTMUZY
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERRVIxuJpJ
我龔欣琪與男生交往無數，並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreGopGCXaw
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣，不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們，那怕只有一秒鐘也好。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWgGF0W5de
然而，此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin，喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNah1Me4xa
不，應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼，更完全不會對他產生非份之想。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yiHEx7zEM
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩，我不才會出手協助今次事件。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMew1moLyu
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGj0Ucvw3zM
「叮—鈴—」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqq0O7hcpS9
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNzXkAtVTQ
「喺咪嬲咗我啊？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMVIHn8TU8
「錫翻，呵翻」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbMUhyxCMG
「快啲覆我啦」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCfKztZAZU
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已，那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQVFGvvv8z
待事件完結後，我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHr4SMZHSL
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfj6DkUZ58
但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKCugPtbUP
那就要回到大約半個月前，即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmACzNFE6Fq
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPAnf8n4v8
某天放學時，我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3qFNYN5fS
而我正等待中的那個人，並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4mPUI0gi3
雖然在一眾男友當中，某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9A6buAPxzQ
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密，而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDeLxQdH2h
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中，我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXVeDJYzka
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzadA70OwVk
「Laura，唔好意思要你停。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5YO5Uj68m
然而，一說曹操，曹操就到了。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYoLhsrC2A
這個正向我揮手的人，也是我初中的同班同學，有「狼」之稱的Fazer。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvhUhWSpNq
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGU9W1m3vzj
「唔喺啊，等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZ4G8tPVO6
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件，並交到我手上。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtJMrYGrGL
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTKRwK6YQX
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJniVxP3SWP
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsDJYj2OGj
接著，Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說：487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXM1Y96aFma
「舉手之勞，Alvin同Mandy出到聲，我一定會幫……啊，我仲有下一單委託要做，走先。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hGzgDbrj2
「嗯，唔阻你啦，Bye！」我馬上也向他揮手道別。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOsIhf2Kyn
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSauRR8owp
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRbmBfRzN3
為了對付Martin，要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料，真是辛苦他了。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaT0kge1hm
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjHm1XcQGO
然而，說到了初中，其實此刻我手上的文件，也就是關於Martin，我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mDADdvBU6
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeeX6NVJD7
這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwYs14VZ9k
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Kq0qcCfUC
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAiLO6ahfw
他到底是如何做得到的……487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx65lKffquF
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmKVmVhm5O
不過這不是重點，重點是我必須要確定，到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益，才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5TY8MufJC
不過，正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoKjDkhUHs
大腦隨即靈機一動，想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsevrsHo3J6
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvTWac3gWB
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病，影響了整段錄音的音質。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiAJbV4VIE
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmy65QD3ko4
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapXKxefjPa
於是在隔天午飯時候，我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4X7HhW1Kx2
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6y67hMZKav
然而，看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyBmzXmvsA
就發現他正如資料所說，在升上高中後，未能結交太多的朋友。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnOHJkZL52
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之，都是因為他那糟糕的性格。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lxUrNUQ6p
不過，只有他一個人的話，也有利於我去接近他。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8veTQcGIpC
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZh1xIwv8f
雖然搭訕一事，對我來說簡直是易如反掌。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlroSJAELVb
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌，就會立即變得言聽計從。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvhY3NG9Ln
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDU8LUiDdn
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方，並使其御下心防，令對方相信自己是一伙。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKlj62W0bx
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEyh99vHJ5
因此，其實我都特別挑選了數個方法，來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6SkUx48EQ
當然色誘也是其中一個方法，不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjsjQrj24S
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSG5m7hUjk
接下來，我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方，並用著溫柔的語氣說：487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiMr4uAZMV
「咦，呢個咪Martin！點解你會喺到嘅？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFYaaCMpke
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazyDTzBkxq
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYBQ0iXfGx
「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNceI2sYU5D
這也代表我的搭訕計劃，第一步成功達成了。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fTeU6m5RA
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內，從而使他對我產生興趣。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGwDLAojmS
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2innTBaJ3
「喺咩，我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅，睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZN6tE4dw03
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀，目的是為了誘導他。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBl9BIfyh92
然而，我與他有緣個鬼！487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaIP8SPNY1
要不是這是計劃的一部份，我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡughLd7cOWo
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Fzg2yKPLw
「哇，睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦！」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIXR81HVhU
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣，Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dhpq0oReK
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究，希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpYUjI6DYp
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnpDS2pP9L
於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說：「我哋初中同班已經好有緣，估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇，睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUb4rldXvDu
我、想、嘔……487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73OTlQ0aaY
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwET73S00V
隨後，我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀，再用温婉柔弱的語氣說：「哎呀，人哋有點肚餓添。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDeUry1Pvp
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣，整個人從座位彈起身來。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FNR7n9uTM
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情，並問道：「你想食咩啊？我買比你啊！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZknqbZ4LeZ
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzZoNb2wKm
我只是輕輕地碰一碰，他就如同發情了的小狗一樣，變得言聽計從，並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EVEvHDQIG
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RrECBy5Lj
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分，不，應該是畏懼「百」分才對。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fMtqwouqd
然而說到底，我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJZph92mRz
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHFRdxNZdR
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKGwA5FoST
不過，自快餐店那天起，我都的確成功接近了Martin。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3Wt3eVIfV
並很快就被他表白了。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2px6r03OK
過程被比想像中順暢及快速，令我意想不到，甚至是嚇了一跳。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiPXhLFRvf
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqFdzKDfv2
還是他真的非常飢渴，很想與異性建立關係呢……487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRzpiVQ33o
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2AkV1WtHf
不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7H8hbqtomD
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係，也不是甚麼壞事。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh41iWRoaDa
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzgrQe7Ky5
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IVIPiG3p4
而過程中，我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時，一邊向Mandy報告。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEx8BhHH1U
但是，隨著時間的流逝，我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAkPeTKJKU
因為他竟然在與我聊天時，提及了許多Mandy的壞話。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeFlTZZYkP
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦，才會搭上Alvin。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdnYCTrM92
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3wXvRzGNO
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIZLJ7B0LV
我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7UqvuOAtk
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑，我真的完全容忍不能。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Q61bT2QLt
但此刻的我，還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh88jA1jC7W
因為現在的我，都可不想把計劃搞垮。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYwmk7XrRT
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZshiVGo9yO
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYrcdGl7LU
當然除了Alvin的反擊外，我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底，永不翻身。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYR9E7veUh
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4FYHjpepS
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限，我也是時候要換過一批男友。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNobMLNkt3P
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上，到時候肯定會有好戲看了。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7Sl8twKzD
單是幻想一下畫面，都已經令我感到無比興奮。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdfrf0mCZU
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ152ODu4Jf2
待續……487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1t6VU6i9Zc
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