第一五二章:情人節427Please respect copyright.PENANAKwYPpd2l1V
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今天是二月十四日,即是情人節。427Please respect copyright.PENANAegcFJZ1Dk8
在踏上樓梯來到六樓的一刻,就已經感覺到今天走廊的氣氛截然不同。427Please respect copyright.PENANAaxkuI2XB2t
忘了說,今天早上是我少有地獨自一人上學。427Please respect copyright.PENANAndD0rNJQlS
在昨晚,Venus以奇怪的理由說不能與我一同上學。427Please respect copyright.PENANAwmrV74UvkK
理由大致是甚麼「聽日要早啲翻學校準備一下」之類的。427Please respect copyright.PENANAlAtt8kN41c
幸好我的腦袋經常在線上,第一時間都想到肯定與情人節有關。427Please respect copyright.PENANAkVqEQWf5Er
而提及到情人節,大家一定會想到巧克力。427Please respect copyright.PENANAFGyARoWQsK
女生會贈送男生巧克力,但就視乎是友情巧克力還是本命巧克力了。427Please respect copyright.PENANAAaoqHJlxI9
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回想起大家還是4F並第一次渡過情人節時,簡直與災難沒有分別。427Please respect copyright.PENANA4bl5XlQ0DB
首先是Leo莫名其妙地收到了許多巧克力,羨慕得我們其他男生都眼紅了。427Please respect copyright.PENANAocn5hn5bY6
其次就是其他班級的女生都陸續前來我們班來向Leo贈送巧克力。427Please respect copyright.PENANAdxA3FLFNdL
原因是Leo剛好在不久前的學界籃球比賽以單人五十多分的成績奪下了冠軍。427Please respect copyright.PENANAPfZ7JiQBO5
那時候的他都還沒有退下到二組,仍然在一組活潑著。427Please respect copyright.PENANA6zSBDHQ8Lr
然而,我所說是災難當然不只有Leo收到大量的巧克力。427Please respect copyright.PENANAZZQydR2TRb
而是在那一天的下午,我們班的教師桌上竟然擺放了一排巧克力。427Please respect copyright.PENANAnsGC3RTkzM
但那排巧克力並沒有附加任何的心意小卡片,完全不知道是送誰及由誰送的。427Please respect copyright.PENANASTemjPuog7
使我們眾男生圍著那排巧克力討論了一整個午息。427Please respect copyright.PENANAgBqpqHL7Z2
最後更因為大家都吵著說一定是級裡的校花匿名贈予自己的,而大打出手。427Please respect copyright.PENANARbL0ymHlqJ
然而至今都沒有人知道那排巧克力到底是誰送的以及送誰的。427Please respect copyright.PENANA0pAMSVxIMl
不過是次事件已經被我們紀錄在F班大事錄中,而且更稱為「女神的巧克力」。427Please respect copyright.PENANAE34ppxtcHC
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回到現在,今天的這條走廊依然與往兩年在四樓及五樓時一樣。427Please respect copyright.PENANA1WafPNUZdI
可以看到不少臉上掛著靦腆表情的女生,在不同的課室外徘徊著。427Please respect copyright.PENANAksShNeGlx8
看來應該是在嘗試著鼓勵勇氣走到該班裡向某人贈予巧克力。427Please respect copyright.PENANA3wpeJLo7eZ
而我們都稱這些女生為「丘比特」。427Please respect copyright.PENANAul2m8CDBnu
因為如果你幸運地被她們選為贈送對象,恭喜你,你是被愛神選中之人。427Please respect copyright.PENANAhjsqKKiYLg
不過當然也有幾個例外的了,每年總是有幾個「友情丘比特」混入在其中。427Please respect copyright.PENANA774Dy1fKCg
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其次,也有幾個女生一臉笑容得拿著一大袋巧克力在走廊行走。427Please respect copyright.PENANA4uvum2jyN5
我們稱她們為「教主」,因為那幾個女生臉蛋都挺不錯的。427Please respect copyright.PENANAZHNzsZPPPv
而且還是級裡擁有名氣的人,往往都會成為男生們的夢想交往對象。427Please respect copyright.PENANA8Y4GCKUDEk
不過從她們拿著一大袋巧克力的行為可見,她們是在贈予友情巧克力。427Please respect copyright.PENANANub8FHLGzf
因此被她們選中的,恭喜你,你成功踏進她們的friendzone了。427Please respect copyright.PENANASn4m7oke5i
但若你連被選中的機會都沒有,恭喜你,你在她們心裡一點存在感都沒有。427Please respect copyright.PENANAg6rqqtaGN6
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最後一種在今天才會出現的生物,就是「食屍鬼」。427Please respect copyright.PENANAfQn1ZNhBmK
但它們並不是女生,而是男生。427Please respect copyright.PENANArSHxVIu5D6
食屍鬼們因為在往年都接收不到任何的巧克力,包括友情巧克力在內。427Please respect copyright.PENANAK6uKbNDj0M
最後惱羞成怒,今年決定親自到外覓食,會去襲擊任何擁有巧克力的男生。427Please respect copyright.PENANAjOuMdrY1qA
聽說隔壁班曾經有受害者在拿到由校花贈予的友情巧克力,並在走廊高興地慶祝時,遇上了海量的食屍鬼襲擊。427Please respect copyright.PENANArbt4qmJREt
目擊者表現,該巧克力被當場碎屍萬段,而受害者最後也只能保住其包裝紙的一角。427Please respect copyright.PENANAOiih63oGuv
所以當我們在別班收到巧克力時,會選擇立馬將其收藏,並裝作失敗了的樣子返回課室,途中更不能與任何食屍鬼對上眼神,否則後果自負。427Please respect copyright.PENANA8peyg8MUnQ
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正因為有食屍鬼的存在,所以我才明白為何Venus要早一點回學校準備。427Please respect copyright.PENANACabMXDZtob
而當我步行到C班外的走廊時,好奇地往裡頭一看。427Please respect copyright.PENANAOuGIEEkf7r
就見到Venus正在裡面忙著包裝巧克力,而她都很快就留意到我。427Please respect copyright.PENANARXJrZFj1fj
於是我先向她招手,並擺出「喲」一聲的口形。427Please respect copyright.PENANAdtT9dM1AuP
她隨即就向我揮手起來,但是很快就不斷向我指著,並露出一個震驚的表情。427Please respect copyright.PENANAiT2QviIeGq
於是我便有地好奇地轉過身一看……427Please respect copyright.PENANAsRisd9PAF2
「Alvin……你喺咪準備收朱……古……力啊?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAKWFVvWFBfP
原來是Hero以著一個喪屍般的表情在後方說著,差點忘了他是食屍鬼一員。427Please respect copyright.PENANARGufNegglt
我瞬間愣住了,但隨後也假裝淡定並說:「唔喺啊,我喺到同人打招呼咋嘛。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAD5o7ANmg9o
「咁……你……做……流……哂……冷……汗……咁……」427Please respect copyright.PENANAbQWFONPQ4M
Hero將一句說話裡的每一隻字都拖長來說。427Please respect copyright.PENANAn1czgtdzkg
再配合他那個彷彿將要把我吞下肚的表情,不被嚇得冒冷汗才怪……427Please respect copyright.PENANAscTmlbAhJB
「我……」427Please respect copyright.PENANAb0Wu94fcU7
「A班有人收到朱古力啊!食咗佢!」427Please respect copyright.PENANABLLHj9T8oT
就在我不知所措的時候,走廊盡頭傳來了其他食屍鬼的通報。427Please respect copyright.PENANAzEV0v8I1S9
因此Hero在收到通報後,便馬上喊道:「兄弟上!」427Please respect copyright.PENANAUOrnOQOOW3
然後就從我身旁跑去,往A班的方向離去。427Please respect copyright.PENANA22HiRnPcRQ
當然在那邊廂不久後也傳來了一陣慘叫聲,不過與我無關。427Please respect copyright.PENANAwxWjUjhDX3
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在Hero離去後,我再次望進C班裡並倒抽了一口氣。427Please respect copyright.PENANAAcLnvbbqgA
而裡頭的Venus在看見我「安全」後也捏了一把冷汗。427Please respect copyright.PENANAxv05Bta9SB
隨即她也拿起了手機並向我傳送訊息。427Please respect copyright.PENANAaH3iPyskHj
「嗡—嗡—」427Please respect copyright.PENANAg9AQuxSBSC
褲袋的手機很快就震動起來,於是我趁沒有老師在走廊偷瞄了一眼:427Please respect copyright.PENANA2jl7MS6jDY
「阿侑,放學先比你啦(>w<)」427Please respect copyright.PENANAZuG4JFVdKN
在閱讀完訊息後,我再次望向了她擺出一個「OK」的手勢。427Please respect copyright.PENANAp14WhzPBxG
隨後再與她稍作道別後,便戰戰兢兢的返回課室。427Please respect copyright.PENANAi6DeKvgC80
幸好途中沒有人向我贈予巧克力,或是遇上食屍鬼……427Please respect copyright.PENANAixpSNZal8z
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「What the……」427Please respect copyright.PENANAoqr6pBmN3z
但返回課室,並回到座位的一刻,我看著自己的桌上差點「破功」。427Please respect copyright.PENANASJT60jyAxZ
眼前竟然有五袋巧克力放在了我的桌上。427Please respect copyright.PENANAp2p8NT18uV
我立即環顧一下四周,確定沒有食屍鬼,就馬上坐到座位上並自言自語:「點解會有咁多袋架……」427Please respect copyright.PENANAZDkfGAf68z
「有三袋喺我同Rita比嘅。」突然有一把聲音在我前方說道。427Please respect copyright.PENANAAj3QBoMMHE
於是我抬頭一眼,發現是Laura。427Please respect copyright.PENANAbNsQICSpwC
她在與我對上眼神後,也繼續把話說下去。427Please respect copyright.PENANAebjPKOuVmZ
「我同Rita各一袋,仲有一袋喺代Mandy送架。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAuKy7hrGstB
「玥玥?」427Please respect copyright.PENANArnwZmBCDgp
「嗯,佢託我哋幫手送朱古力比你,不過喺友情定本命就唔知啦,哈哈。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAaRzxMdMtcs
在她解釋過後,我隨即就拿起了眼前其中三袋款式相似的巧克力。427Please respect copyright.PENANA5DKvDH6Oa0
上面分別寫著Laura、Rita及Mandy三個名字。427Please respect copyright.PENANAKIoLj4usNx
而Laura在我拿起她們所送的巧克力時,稍為別個臉並有點臉紅地說:427Please respect copyright.PENANA2ziRKRaolS
「你……唔好誤會我同Rita送嘅朱古力啊,我哋都喺送友情朱古力……始終大家都做咗同班同學六年,對你都唔多唔少感情深刻啲……Dan同Francis都有架!」427Please respect copyright.PENANAO1bmTeTInv
「多謝你啊。」我拿起了寫有她名字的巧克力,微微笑地道謝起來。427Please respect copyright.PENANApQ4BIbIvJ9
不過我接著也把目光放到桌上的另外兩袋巧克力上。427Please respect copyright.PENANA5jecI8v20F
「咁呢兩袋邊個送架?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAURTQILKbRd
然而,Laura卻一副不知情的樣子說:「我都唔知啊,翻嚟個陣已經見到有兩袋朱古力喺你檯面。」427Please respect copyright.PENANAYqpI50I2ry
那麼剩下的這兩袋巧克力到底是誰給予我的?427Please respect copyright.PENANAirricALoLX
莫非……又要重演「女神的巧克力」事件!?427Please respect copyright.PENANAK7GidGEShm
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「嗯?」427Please respect copyright.PENANAKXRMZuNdt9
正當我準備回想起那次事件的時候,卻留意到斜前方的座位上已經擺放了一個書包。427Please respect copyright.PENANAgV6ZncynUS
這個座子、這個書包……是依玲的。427Please respect copyright.PENANAarAaBvbzwK
如果書包放置了在座位上的話,證明她已經回來了。427Please respect copyright.PENANAlegS6nY7j5
我立即拿起了其餘的兩袋巧克力查看,發現其中一袋大大寫著「阿侑」兩字。427Please respect copyright.PENANATSUr5oYY14
於是我馬上往課室的四周搜索,嘗試尋找一下依玲的身影。427Please respect copyright.PENANAgc3lXSGaiZ
而最後,我看到了一個身影躲藏在教師桌的後方。427Please respect copyright.PENANAQS2L6wjPsS
我盯住了那個身影,而她都稍為探頭望向了我的方向,卻很快就與我對上了眼神。427Please respect copyright.PENANA1MKFiYFz4P
接著她嚇了一跳後,便立即把頭縮回教師桌後。427Please respect copyright.PENANAvXsQBlPfDb
沒有錯,那贈送完我巧克力又躲藏起來的人,絕對是依玲。427Please respect copyright.PENANAr9jzsxGAwY
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「踏前一步就是本命,但後退一步則是友情」427Please respect copyright.PENANAb6BvIowi2J
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作者的話:但有可能永遠困在友情之中……427Please respect copyright.PENANAoaCZLk0jA5
部份被紀錄在F班大事錄的事件分別有:427Please respect copyright.PENANA34aG8YSzVU
「女神的巧克力」:中四情人節,男生們因為神秘的匿名巧克力而大打出手。427Please respect copyright.PENANAqmj6AmCeOs
「最後的菠蘿腸仔」:中四聖誕聯歡會,又是男生們因為最後剩下的一件菠蘿腸仔而大打出手。427Please respect copyright.PENANAarcK3lUn9R
「近乎末日的一星期」:中五第一次班會後,眾女生因為得知Leo已經有女朋友,而消沈了大約一個星期多。427Please respect copyright.PENANAcC7bEB6VPq
「F班史上最大騙局」:中五Martin事件,阿侑與部份人以假戲真做扮演不和以引出幕後黑手,當時更欺騙了不少人。427Please respect copyright.PENANA72KZh3rmHv
「一王三后的男人」:顧名思義指阿侑,但當事人毫不知道自己的事跡被編入大事錄。427Please respect copyright.PENANAnVGjWh2yVM
「愛與青春的暑假營」:純粹暑假營發生了很多事,當中包括得知Harriet與Eve交往所以才改這個名字。427Please respect copyright.PENANAXsHHkHfL0d
「毫無夾公仔天份的男人」:由Mandy獨家提供,紀錄班中一名男同學夾公仔時,一直夾不到目標物,卻夾下了大量不相關的公仔,最後隔天午飯更要捱麵包。427Please respect copyright.PENANA4EWqTvc3Gs