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「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊？」444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkms1Wr0Nn
救命，我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後，便立即想嘔出來息。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGMH9zSq4I
可是聊天對象，即是Martin也秒速回覆了我：444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZ2NJMe1vt
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊，琪琪豬」444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbw143vbDnt
媽啊！誰是你的「琪琪豬」了！444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbJJjKwnXU
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4uH7OYlib
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我龔欣琪與男生交往無數，並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbEN7v7UfH
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣，不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們，那怕只有一秒鐘也好。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzAmsWlG8p
然而，此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin，喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBfrXYW4C6
不，應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼，更完全不會對他產生非份之想。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡja7TCVVIUr
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩，我不才會出手協助今次事件。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxePI09h9w
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「叮—鈴—」444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYD32EtTvCO
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊？」444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RgToD5Ryu
「喺咪嬲咗我啊？」444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ru7L41uVh
「錫翻，呵翻」444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2o3fHVhoZR
「快啲覆我啦」444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEPg68VGt6
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已，那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1RvR6s2O6
待事件完結後，我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2BaWX1xh1
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但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEf9LPMpIY
那就要回到大約半個月前，即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPXTDp82OC
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某天放學時，我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGtYUEx25h
而我正等待中的那個人，並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaprPeNyr3V
雖然在一眾男友當中，某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCi2DgL1GPa
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密，而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTA9uvxYO8
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中，我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6INZk0rOc
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「Laura，唔好意思要你停。」444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRZ42K895t
然而，一說曹操，曹操就到了。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoWUqtKDwv
這個正向我揮手的人，也是我初中的同班同學，有「狼」之稱的Fazer。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhnr9UlI4e
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「唔喺啊，等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zUAbdLlDe
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件，並交到我手上。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvtaYvAkAH
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡno9Orh9gpD
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHUCXKxBwj
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接著，Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說：444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VKzBkNWfy
「舉手之勞，Alvin同Mandy出到聲，我一定會幫……啊，我仲有下一單委託要做，走先。」444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ThzPzE6mi
「嗯，唔阻你啦，Bye！」我馬上也向他揮手道別。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhH5l3QoEZb
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtINUljoqXu
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為了對付Martin，要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料，真是辛苦他了。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOD3eIhEEF
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfe438UAko3
然而，說到了初中，其實此刻我手上的文件，也就是關於Martin，我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YpuLoicz7
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這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrNW1CzLXj
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7BYLdiMbS
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQWdTu1G5G
他到底是如何做得到的……444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lwOlBdHjj
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不過這不是重點，重點是我必須要確定，到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益，才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlE29MROkto
不過，正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuv2XHImC1
大腦隨即靈機一動，想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcRE2DceJR
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCjPFfcX3K
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病，影響了整段錄音的音質。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoExxsf8BS
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOi77yGsBQy
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於是在隔天午飯時候，我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQp8G42suL4
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWupJ99iCFO
然而，看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEFZoNEcCX
就發現他正如資料所說，在升上高中後，未能結交太多的朋友。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QC2eZHB5p
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之，都是因為他那糟糕的性格。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlPhTfVT27
不過，只有他一個人的話，也有利於我去接近他。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzdMc0xuhj
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雖然搭訕一事，對我來說簡直是易如反掌。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciUN3xIjjl
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌，就會立即變得言聽計從。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrVnPAi8Jt
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3r8HbJFIo
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方，並使其御下心防，令對方相信自己是一伙。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZY4UbFox7y
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUv8PGBiCng
因此，其實我都特別挑選了數個方法，來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2syLeKUyt
當然色誘也是其中一個方法，不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vXvofDt0N
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接下來，我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方，並用著溫柔的語氣說：444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxQ0ziBR3h
「咦，呢個咪Martin！點解你會喺到嘅？」444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4KUfqZ2Y9
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOL6QI24hoa
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「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmWGDTk90W
這也代表我的搭訕計劃，第一步成功達成了。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNCgfT58ey
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內，從而使他對我產生興趣。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ev0IgFJ4E
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「喺咩，我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅，睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzfcKekgUu
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀，目的是為了誘導他。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfO8CmdSJT
然而，我與他有緣個鬼！444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZLkbHLmpt
要不是這是計劃的一部份，我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Q6uez35PR
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「哇，睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦！」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EcWSKJFMl
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣，Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8izyjIHqnE
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究，希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwVovvDtol
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於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說：「我哋初中同班已經好有緣，估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇，睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhCCz3fPI2
我、想、嘔……444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpZlFEnBnu
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隨後，我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀，再用温婉柔弱的語氣說：「哎呀，人哋有點肚餓添。」444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFO9JxevLS
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣，整個人從座位彈起身來。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJ80jikFNP
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情，並問道：「你想食咩啊？我買比你啊！」444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJw4792yRg
444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQA97uFDaNR
我只是輕輕地碰一碰，他就如同發情了的小狗一樣，變得言聽計從，並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhezervIlpG
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2P9EG5Al1z
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分，不，應該是畏懼「百」分才對。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbzdUMd0BM
然而說到底，我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxhIXLSqX6
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLV7HY0zoiS
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不過，自快餐店那天起，我都的確成功接近了Martin。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIcvYuPC3m
並很快就被他表白了。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj8CmgQXqP
過程被比想像中順暢及快速，令我意想不到，甚至是嚇了一跳。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMowdZLFqZR
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYf2f4RSS0
還是他真的非常飢渴，很想與異性建立關係呢……444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCVSoe568f
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不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKLGozgVnB
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係，也不是甚麼壞事。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumMxlsmy3g
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHAWxfdCXy
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而過程中，我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時，一邊向Mandy報告。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbH3uCH0okk
但是，隨著時間的流逝，我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nmuYsZFv9
因為他竟然在與我聊天時，提及了許多Mandy的壞話。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfls0hDeof
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦，才會搭上Alvin。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTk55zhytV
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkeaPtsutS
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我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylGVe5UdI9
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑，我真的完全容忍不能。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLY3ZfllrX
但此刻的我，還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbcQHz6sE6
因為現在的我，都可不想把計劃搞垮。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6wE5lIwhD
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCzAC1nTai
444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwT1JEH8hw
當然除了Alvin的反擊外，我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底，永不翻身。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1a6HYCDVUH
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQRk8N4n3B
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限，我也是時候要換過一批男友。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgO3Misw69
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上，到時候肯定會有好戲看了。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1NprWuOUY
單是幻想一下畫面，都已經令我感到無比興奮。444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fr2BKQcQf
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待續……444Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRueeWRObb
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