番外篇L：美人計464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQfK7nrgUa
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXXfxXNAiW
「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpiM7OVux6
救命，我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後，便立即想嘔出來息。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7i5uUdkV5
可是聊天對象，即是Martin也秒速回覆了我：464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHB7emmPjQR
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊，琪琪豬」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3LS1RhT49
媽啊！誰是你的「琪琪豬」了！464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwpN0y73Pw
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxS4HIS6vEB
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4RaM1PPMK
我龔欣琪與男生交往無數，並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WkyFuhVx6
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣，不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們，那怕只有一秒鐘也好。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKP6M9XNIDI
然而，此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin，喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEz7INNPlSq
不，應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼，更完全不會對他產生非份之想。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPpSYTL9sC
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩，我不才會出手協助今次事件。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnG0aR3PFDc
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkMVvBRqd1
「叮—鈴—」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMh8SKEknQu
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIB20Z8oGWs
「喺咪嬲咗我啊？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlA2HujmFvb
「錫翻，呵翻」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOz36RrWQn
「快啲覆我啦」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0xyfltbXp
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已，那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9GnJk77sI
待事件完結後，我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQrTNMEl9F
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4sKKQVSr4
但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTWG4F3L72
那就要回到大約半個月前，即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VlSOyXfL0
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUDJvWyPDo
某天放學時，我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPr10DaXipS
而我正等待中的那個人，並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0h3DZONPk7
雖然在一眾男友當中，某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Y8rwvv44m
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密，而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGbUo09Fuv
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中，我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIcVGsVS23
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKGM98KjVe
「Laura，唔好意思要你停。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKPzBx6htr
然而，一說曹操，曹操就到了。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HbJ9kOhFe
這個正向我揮手的人，也是我初中的同班同學，有「狼」之稱的Fazer。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsU15qitbuB
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjMBfWQ1oM
「唔喺啊，等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjnjowND84
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件，並交到我手上。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMV9oi9sRF2
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTmCF8Z2Mf
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8co2CDqhc
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRq4VoQahe
接著，Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說：464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyFE4HXHSZ
「舉手之勞，Alvin同Mandy出到聲，我一定會幫……啊，我仲有下一單委託要做，走先。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQy5qHN8ha
「嗯，唔阻你啦，Bye！」我馬上也向他揮手道別。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg84vrTDleM
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRmWUyt3cC
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9uh26LANa
為了對付Martin，要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料，真是辛苦他了。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZ9pF6e1uA
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zAjVhcuy8
然而，說到了初中，其實此刻我手上的文件，也就是關於Martin，我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2eT5QxDGT
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXtPwwITKv
這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrsyNIMB1W
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQxeLqLs4O
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjIlQZ4pBt
他到底是如何做得到的……464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOGFUxAFzb
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSIQJ8ijlt
不過這不是重點，重點是我必須要確定，到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益，才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ054hAezzqz
不過，正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn69Jws05Zr
大腦隨即靈機一動，想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4g2JhaT695
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpZQoV4Z3T
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病，影響了整段錄音的音質。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5q09CZLMAz
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFAMu9jd1H
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOsWxzHNRy
於是在隔天午飯時候，我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibAOeoxl0X
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1IpQaW2cs
然而，看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTNbuJC6Dl
就發現他正如資料所說，在升上高中後，未能結交太多的朋友。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkL86Y3fpet
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之，都是因為他那糟糕的性格。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOs9CJhMkr7
不過，只有他一個人的話，也有利於我去接近他。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptaldJc6dF
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyP9R81iQK
雖然搭訕一事，對我來說簡直是易如反掌。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJDsvJSsUv
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌，就會立即變得言聽計從。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJpaDPYE72
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvpJJW4nTj
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方，並使其御下心防，令對方相信自己是一伙。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfk56NiXL2
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjvkH9gPuj
因此，其實我都特別挑選了數個方法，來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCNbO4n7bT
當然色誘也是其中一個方法，不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfx0tsx8cL6
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhZrzBoLrU
接下來，我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方，並用著溫柔的語氣說：464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWOkl8Efyh
「咦，呢個咪Martin！點解你會喺到嘅？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRY5wvzUTV
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZnKdUtUfG
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSYsKNkiFp
「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj15k4RWwyQ
這也代表我的搭訕計劃，第一步成功達成了。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aQZz14ADQ
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內，從而使他對我產生興趣。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8W8hrzahc
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozmobma3DL
「喺咩，我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅，睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy49kElhTwC
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀，目的是為了誘導他。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU5cVT9iol
然而，我與他有緣個鬼！464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuEx2c8E3v
要不是這是計劃的一部份，我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkSYbndWjB
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwmXPyf3Fx
「哇，睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦！」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlO6o4Pu0LU
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣，Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75JNi7Ebnt
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究，希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQZLw3YdZf
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSJXPeQolg
於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說：「我哋初中同班已經好有緣，估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇，睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBVCBx0EJk
我、想、嘔……464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IU61OerZ2
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM59sUjbexO
隨後，我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀，再用温婉柔弱的語氣說：「哎呀，人哋有點肚餓添。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOFF6aHYNm
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣，整個人從座位彈起身來。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjatN6A62FB
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情，並問道：「你想食咩啊？我買比你啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2ayKPn6yq
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLI93u5BYii
我只是輕輕地碰一碰，他就如同發情了的小狗一樣，變得言聽計從，並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnY0u0Ftrk
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XY7iUdqpi
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分，不，應該是畏懼「百」分才對。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnewqvyEpV
然而說到底，我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWs5r7NE81S
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaiLdPf8uS
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37Gopr6cqL
不過，自快餐店那天起，我都的確成功接近了Martin。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3gPc0l4IN
並很快就被他表白了。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolOSYWwzYt
過程被比想像中順暢及快速，令我意想不到，甚至是嚇了一跳。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBjjRDFdR7
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmuXLmFLFl
還是他真的非常飢渴，很想與異性建立關係呢……464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3u6vH71FTn
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcCokRsfyf
不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC870912icZ
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係，也不是甚麼壞事。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYoSmmnrNw
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3hFGxYvUO
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PjpoPlXGT
而過程中，我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時，一邊向Mandy報告。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMUzHQvuNw
但是，隨著時間的流逝，我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0N7TYDIuhZ
因為他竟然在與我聊天時，提及了許多Mandy的壞話。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4W2GcgyvX
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦，才會搭上Alvin。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCyMQzfhqT
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnT9N4NwWy
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqvqHFu0ud
我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQMSPFVJHv
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑，我真的完全容忍不能。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJq3RQk6j18
但此刻的我，還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGI7zY4siPP
因為現在的我，都可不想把計劃搞垮。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjokpGn3RPk
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfkqZnMSK8
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RyCnv8UTd
當然除了Alvin的反擊外，我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底，永不翻身。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKxN56mpo3
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKHlRbwZJS
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限，我也是時候要換過一批男友。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXzRK5SaKD
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上，到時候肯定會有好戲看了。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Dix7cz9o2
單是幻想一下畫面，都已經令我感到無比興奮。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49APBQwhEA
464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvLZLHQTMj
待續……464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2dtvGa1ok
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