番外篇L：美人計530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41eTdwtK06
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「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkd1NpKR7G
救命，我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後，便立即想嘔出來息。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00jQ0PLePf
可是聊天對象，即是Martin也秒速回覆了我：530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHiBSfHqCo
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊，琪琪豬」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLe7Kykl8YW
媽啊！誰是你的「琪琪豬」了！530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqZI8v3Ygj
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH8Qkt32FU
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjdCzflQ72
我龔欣琪與男生交往無數，並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGAy2AxNZ1
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣，不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們，那怕只有一秒鐘也好。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6AXpFZASG
然而，此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin，喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrbvQUNhsv
不，應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼，更完全不會對他產生非份之想。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNA3NQoEofc
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩，我不才會出手協助今次事件。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrhBqeGhOS
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「叮—鈴—」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1Afe3a8GF
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK57xx6tmzG
「喺咪嬲咗我啊？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucIq32DAcv
「錫翻，呵翻」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCWtvOWLtc
「快啲覆我啦」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGbrBarLoQ
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已，那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhxoZnl7Od
待事件完結後，我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhz7SLL91E
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtiQ8yRP5Q
但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCovAKRVroR
那就要回到大約半個月前，即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpRRUmtO49
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5m3pZ0MHtZ
某天放學時，我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyoHCYL4kP
而我正等待中的那個人，並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpXuuy0nrL
雖然在一眾男友當中，某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnluvmbwJ9e
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密，而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9julp1sHJY
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中，我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIecYjceiC
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yXehFlcdv
「Laura，唔好意思要你停。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnykd6wirD7
然而，一說曹操，曹操就到了。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvlpY47iot
這個正向我揮手的人，也是我初中的同班同學，有「狼」之稱的Fazer。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAvprE6O4h
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadU5xmRd4j
「唔喺啊，等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFrhKZ1mL7
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件，並交到我手上。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVmgAtJIId
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgutYgUwiA
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYrQwcEhAJ
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8Px8SvDX9
接著，Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說：530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HRPjVwkSn
「舉手之勞，Alvin同Mandy出到聲，我一定會幫……啊，我仲有下一單委託要做，走先。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYywFZcWmhK
「嗯，唔阻你啦，Bye！」我馬上也向他揮手道別。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEImn0vOFF
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqoWx3YTmV
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVO3RcMnBGT
為了對付Martin，要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料，真是辛苦他了。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4pt5YQ8z5
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYNDPRlkhH
然而，說到了初中，其實此刻我手上的文件，也就是關於Martin，我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTi5k7JV8T
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這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZJKBIvElF
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxJYVzFvQM
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dnxMEOk8f
他到底是如何做得到的……530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6HX12o4Ri
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RNqKDc9uY
不過這不是重點，重點是我必須要確定，到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益，才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGk7h3nLArD
不過，正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7OdDrKl19
大腦隨即靈機一動，想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzgjDDjkDF
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFL7vabAArl
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病，影響了整段錄音的音質。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROfbhN1rOZ
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiU9idLiDvX
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtQ0TIMQWb
於是在隔天午飯時候，我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95iIKbXrN0
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzC0fhtMfUm
然而，看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgWvvXU0Ne
就發現他正如資料所說，在升上高中後，未能結交太多的朋友。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmGLsP0TaD
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之，都是因為他那糟糕的性格。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qfo41lgKA
不過，只有他一個人的話，也有利於我去接近他。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEj8hW2eNMg
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjMut9dc9c
雖然搭訕一事，對我來說簡直是易如反掌。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhcN6eC9UN
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌，就會立即變得言聽計從。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lEmA1kZVd
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkm1EGi9RB2
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方，並使其御下心防，令對方相信自己是一伙。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58ZoaKDIYu
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecWKf8NXEG
因此，其實我都特別挑選了數個方法，來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWqAXRBdLW
當然色誘也是其中一個方法，不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7Ren1BvRN
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7TBCIWax3
接下來，我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方，並用著溫柔的語氣說：530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsrWr851LQ
「咦，呢個咪Martin！點解你會喺到嘅？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBcIQqQ7NP
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSBIu3IsS6
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjku2NwV2S
「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nv6G89Fa4
這也代表我的搭訕計劃，第一步成功達成了。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJmqv6Kepq
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內，從而使他對我產生興趣。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPidtKjsWm
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNispvodQO
「喺咩，我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅，睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwe8PU8xOGI
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀，目的是為了誘導他。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOb893jPP1
然而，我與他有緣個鬼！530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rc6mGuCmj
要不是這是計劃的一部份，我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnOlnKDJw9
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNI3Aw89vo
「哇，睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦！」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJxTi4JHiy
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣，Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKdblVjjx5
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究，希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQtuXfJMbw
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDrbSVwgHL
於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說：「我哋初中同班已經好有緣，估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇，睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4oO346Z9R
我、想、嘔……530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIYgUbKRDD
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlfzQhF8qh
隨後，我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀，再用温婉柔弱的語氣說：「哎呀，人哋有點肚餓添。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNM6Kl9J9J
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣，整個人從座位彈起身來。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwabDhto4r
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情，並問道：「你想食咩啊？我買比你啊！」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsI2mYJbGEc
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVp0mn8H0n0
我只是輕輕地碰一碰，他就如同發情了的小狗一樣，變得言聽計從，並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SxFoXqtwD
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPacjCZSQJ9
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分，不，應該是畏懼「百」分才對。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMUfUXfS2w
然而說到底，我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJCst5XjFf
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UEAB3EpUm
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoi3KRNgc01
不過，自快餐店那天起，我都的確成功接近了Martin。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgT1SVgVT7E
並很快就被他表白了。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgZ2tQQ8Mw
過程被比想像中順暢及快速，令我意想不到，甚至是嚇了一跳。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqYVVbMyYw
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nUfkHpfhj
還是他真的非常飢渴，很想與異性建立關係呢……530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHw6zL32wKo
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3QjAdT5vt
不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDO9OjuZgTq
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係，也不是甚麼壞事。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGGlU4ZOrM
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9H5zRVAjWL
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcaQhkh2NW
而過程中，我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時，一邊向Mandy報告。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujuyxviUaS
但是，隨著時間的流逝，我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTPQ0FcnvE
因為他竟然在與我聊天時，提及了許多Mandy的壞話。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6Ed0Ve5Ap
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦，才會搭上Alvin。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXeesWkYDY
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTaCAiCGgA
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我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53X6lYNfmh
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑，我真的完全容忍不能。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBhonzrCmT
但此刻的我，還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYw7Ocf9WZa
因為現在的我，都可不想把計劃搞垮。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVzTfAesPs
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj72jND41Ou
530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhst9yfmL1X
當然除了Alvin的反擊外，我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底，永不翻身。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSSvGPfW2P
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVpGdguoPZ
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限，我也是時候要換過一批男友。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cQDxSW3P8
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上，到時候肯定會有好戲看了。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjeC0Y0ZT2
單是幻想一下畫面，都已經令我感到無比興奮。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vKPYsp00G
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待續……530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2RXbD0KzA
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