番外篇L：美人計546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9A9U33hMB
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HCnnbFPWU
「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊？」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIBgLDbOwW
救命，我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後，便立即想嘔出來息。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJjqUhViir
可是聊天對象，即是Martin也秒速回覆了我：546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBpjBY3tSK
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊，琪琪豬」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBryMTts3hS
媽啊！誰是你的「琪琪豬」了！546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAmkPLpKxT
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuzuhveUx8
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIa2oBAk1F8
我龔欣琪與男生交往無數，並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchYJG1XKZA
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣，不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們，那怕只有一秒鐘也好。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5QJEwx8ok
然而，此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin，喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmj6QhyZKQG
不，應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼，更完全不會對他產生非份之想。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GqFlyhX0P
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩，我不才會出手協助今次事件。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkEbD8rPWb
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpArT4J0bGl
「叮—鈴—」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJZARwykTa
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊？」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0Nna2Vq1e
「喺咪嬲咗我啊？」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvoRLBgPM9
「錫翻，呵翻」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfIkNPXXjx
「快啲覆我啦」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfN2Ri16Q0
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已，那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yWnDPxsZm
待事件完結後，我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93H0FHjncs
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuooSYnN8a
但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rlSo10bSa
那就要回到大約半個月前，即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WKGdXzWTn
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkLoj4291i
某天放學時，我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsQ5Ng4nHA
而我正等待中的那個人，並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqQcqobWkx
雖然在一眾男友當中，某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJSYCKaelJ
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密，而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgOOIbK0sr
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中，我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8MzQXuQ2y
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmERsfG9dgN
「Laura，唔好意思要你停。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3OAuUI3XQ
然而，一說曹操，曹操就到了。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNF7ssvY03q
這個正向我揮手的人，也是我初中的同班同學，有「狼」之稱的Fazer。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEshIFYveQ
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbmfBWO7HJ
「唔喺啊，等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkUmr3GL0X
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件，並交到我手上。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvQJK4Xfwd
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKLlekUNj5
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgtusVCa5e
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvv3Mn8sYF
接著，Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說：546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KozjIeKow
「舉手之勞，Alvin同Mandy出到聲，我一定會幫……啊，我仲有下一單委託要做，走先。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pTZtooTsi
「嗯，唔阻你啦，Bye！」我馬上也向他揮手道別。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedXMom9tqX
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZOXZGW8kI
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9G3n5oWQPV
為了對付Martin，要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料，真是辛苦他了。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PeprmaO9U
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaU1p2c3R9m
然而，說到了初中，其實此刻我手上的文件，也就是關於Martin，我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcziuWjkFZU
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtvzWf5LFk
這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzB7zeqU3I
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfo1fDrMnxS
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRjbndi4B7
他到底是如何做得到的……546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgz98uyp4C
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7Yw1Ks92R
不過這不是重點，重點是我必須要確定，到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益，才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0s9M9YNMDQ
不過，正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0VcT5fEWR
大腦隨即靈機一動，想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXo751l9vW
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xoS8zC9Gr
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病，影響了整段錄音的音質。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOw3jiQXWPo
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5ewAUFNNi
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjWLKBV82I
於是在隔天午飯時候，我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxexuH09Cvw
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZatRkrKK1
然而，看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnaeC2wHSg
就發現他正如資料所說，在升上高中後，未能結交太多的朋友。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBr5Q6eZSQ4
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之，都是因為他那糟糕的性格。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vpqLNnusN
不過，只有他一個人的話，也有利於我去接近他。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCb35O9Hbdj
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIKIWj7WWN
雖然搭訕一事，對我來說簡直是易如反掌。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTzxvyvIjK
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌，就會立即變得言聽計從。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTZxIa2uml
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6aYrz4xRl
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方，並使其御下心防，令對方相信自己是一伙。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxnM3DE2E2
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oItviOZai
因此，其實我都特別挑選了數個方法，來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkCVYjd8w2
當然色誘也是其中一個方法，不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hpY55dlrb
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuC71E8yMB
接下來，我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方，並用著溫柔的語氣說：546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIeeL6yDMQ
「咦，呢個咪Martin！點解你會喺到嘅？」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaq99eCzHe0
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQXAp6MyBA
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9k05MbkN1D
「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKH1vSUr6o
這也代表我的搭訕計劃，第一步成功達成了。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rCJZZ4xaf
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內，從而使他對我產生興趣。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPWeZJ5Pg5
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kYzEgrEjN
「喺咩，我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅，睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rI8gNKnzb
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀，目的是為了誘導他。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3WlN32ijR
然而，我與他有緣個鬼！546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJH4VCwH0J
要不是這是計劃的一部份，我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9HQhjKc94
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXVOJCXWlR
「哇，睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦！」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GKvmk5BFS
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣，Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SjMvnV2db
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究，希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeSoCboyen
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSxX9UMWrb
於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說：「我哋初中同班已經好有緣，估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇，睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQ1q02BIzg
我、想、嘔……546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmyDjewOlG
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiwMobT0Aw
隨後，我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀，再用温婉柔弱的語氣說：「哎呀，人哋有點肚餓添。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifagHWYVni
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣，整個人從座位彈起身來。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbRB9AXNsg
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情，並問道：「你想食咩啊？我買比你啊！」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydOLbMk8mE
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzmjVr5q50
我只是輕輕地碰一碰，他就如同發情了的小狗一樣，變得言聽計從，並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0lUgdFfg1
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlJiVaNNmW
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分，不，應該是畏懼「百」分才對。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYzMmfWoFB
然而說到底，我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwy1ulctPB2
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffNMd6iUoQ
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbpR7NSS01
不過，自快餐店那天起，我都的確成功接近了Martin。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGuOZI3R0I
並很快就被他表白了。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqstao8nWlo
過程被比想像中順暢及快速，令我意想不到，甚至是嚇了一跳。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlJLAyF48W
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4MDaEtGuO
還是他真的非常飢渴，很想與異性建立關係呢……546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilSZ8B712V
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPFz9p5GEs
不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxFMlLtBtl
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係，也不是甚麼壞事。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUBfPRHAYN
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEI2uV3jXyU
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eeTPagQxD
而過程中，我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時，一邊向Mandy報告。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vw5jZSOI0
但是，隨著時間的流逝，我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlD5SvQYoQ
因為他竟然在與我聊天時，提及了許多Mandy的壞話。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUGF08X7PX
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦，才會搭上Alvin。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxtxwWFvUF
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6wzuaYLSK
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWUeD2zHMY
我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WBXQG4Ra8
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑，我真的完全容忍不能。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UMYxTiL2w
但此刻的我，還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0so6Ipj0a
因為現在的我，都可不想把計劃搞垮。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0Aw7DC4KQ
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFlgfqGxm1
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm29NtzVZK5
當然除了Alvin的反擊外，我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底，永不翻身。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkuU9rS27W
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSHri8gzt4
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限，我也是時候要換過一批男友。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RX1mtWo9r
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上，到時候肯定會有好戲看了。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZipVeVtQ4
單是幻想一下畫面，都已經令我感到無比興奮。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhGR8eFFgv
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIPokiRICr
待續……546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDJ0783J8E
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