「原來而家魚柳包得半塊芝士架炸?」阿熹驚奇地問。1278Please respect copyright.PENANAnjomzrbOfJ
1278Please respect copyright.PENANA4yjl1wQAXy
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAoeCcwDS15v
阿熹是一個二十六歲的青年,明明生活習慣正常,但一頭短髮如被山火蹂躪過的青草一樣,又乾又硬又鬈,黑白雙間,看來奇異得很,配上他天生古銅色皮膚,很容易就聯想到他是一個於爆炸現場走出來的卡通人物。1278Please respect copyright.PENANAxYpw0HWLnE
1278Please respect copyright.PENANA8okxLO5aRd
他是我由中學認識到現在的好友,小學時因為過度百厭,一度被當年的教畜班主任懷疑他過度活躍加智障,嚇到他老母花容失色,連忙捉他去檢查智商。1278Please respect copyright.PENANAuaB7rgPfQf
1278Please respect copyright.PENANA8QWhJ9T97N
但結果不是什麼智障,IQ反而高達一百四十,證明那教畜是大錯特錯,後來還加入了門薩學會。雖然擁有高智商,但學業依然一無是處,使他得以和其他同學同步升班。1278Please respect copyright.PENANApXgdlC56vD
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAjCsB7enZCe
我們是中一時認識的,「你既智慧,加埋我既才幹,一定惦硬。」是我跟他說的第一句話,當時我不知道他原來真的是個天才,其實我也猜不透一個如此的天才會與我成為朋友,或許每個人也需要一面哈哈鏡去提醒自己是獨一無二的。1278Please respect copyright.PENANAVFwwlfpcMa
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAMXHOtkOiEr
他大腦發達之餘,運動神經也很好,在短短五年的中學生涯,我們合力取得過兩次學界冠軍。1278Please respect copyright.PENANA7wZov6rIGW
1278Please respect copyright.PENANA5kAHS3uAxA
上天是公平的,雖然智勇雙全,但他一副似是經歷過爆炸的外型,以及小得差不多只有一線的眼睛與厚得像一孖臘腸的嘴唇,加上不拘小節的不羈性格卻嚇走不少女孩子,只有在這方面,我比他稍為優勝。1278Please respect copyright.PENANAbFMxG8q0hi
1278Please respect copyright.PENANA2I7ANtA43Y
時至今日,他不知以什麼手段為生,但活得自由自在,大概世事都給他看透了吧。1278Please respect copyright.PENANAt6OfyMUGP2
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAEejBwzOr4g
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAveSIpPjZuq
現在時間已是夜深,我們剛剛釣完夜魚,來到這凌晨時份沙漠裡的唯一綠洲,即是M記,品嚐我們的晚餐。1278Please respect copyright.PENANADE1NCPQsFb
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAkj3lhR1WI6
剛剛他一打開那個賣九元的魚柳包,彷佛看到盒內有一群蟑螂一樣,高八度地叫了一聲:「屌!」,然後就說出那一句話。1278Please respect copyright.PENANADGoxWUaick
1278Please respect copyright.PENANATInHubHCps
本來店裡人不多,雖然播著分不出是Mr.還是陳奕迅的歌曲,但氣氛還算是如自修室一樣安寧。1278Please respect copyright.PENANArhnuGcg4s9
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAbiPsGcsI0Y
就因他這一句「半塊芝士架炸?」,把所有人類都把目光聚到我們這一檯,坐在落地玻璃旁的阿叔更是怒目而視,讓我尷尬得要死。1278Please respect copyright.PENANATzwwT0r80C
1278Please respect copyright.PENANA3dS4hPRPuQ
阿熹卻依然若無其事,天才多怪人,這大概是他們的專利吧。1278Please respect copyright.PENANAWGLS6MwN2N
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0LbIgIlig
我喝口可樂定定驚,再無奈地反問:「你唔係而家先知啊嘛?」1278Please respect copyright.PENANA5Rj0yK5OGl
1278Please respect copyright.PENANATn1M82sM10
他有他說,人有人說,大家似是活在不同的世界,因為他總是說自己想說的,聽自己想聽的。1278Please respect copyright.PENANAginBFae1SL
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAmoaHo5j9KG
所以,我剛剛的話大概被當成向那包被榨乾的茄汁包裝袋說的。1278Please respect copyright.PENANAyhYD9zlyiT
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAOYj9fUU8CY
他再以埋怨就語調「補充」道:「一塊咪好地地囉,M記真係仆街,成日偷偷地加價都算啦,而家仲居然偷工減料,真係好撚過份喎。幾年無食就變到咁既樣喇,過多幾年塊芝士都可以無埋啦!」1278Please respect copyright.PENANAvufruJjLk9
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAB0iv5urV4B
「話時話,佢由幾時開始轉左半塊嫁?」佢指魚柳包。1278Please respect copyright.PENANAuqQZ2XOeyR
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAseyfBPYerq
「不嬲都半塊嫁啦,之前做過M記果個阿廣係咁講嫁嘛。」我懶懶閒地回答。1278Please respect copyright.PENANAEyyqGe7mVT
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAlxo8zprd6h
但他再度激動地說:「無可能!我肯定以前係有一塊既!」1278Please respect copyright.PENANAKwz6uMsGRi
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAQoHSvRQ4dN
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAQA7VWHEuSv
------噢,你該不會以為自己比阿廣更清楚嘛?他是做了差不多五年的M記兼職啊。1278Please respect copyright.PENANARhrreZLvIK
1278Please respect copyright.PENANApJsFNDnGWa
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAptVHyl5J4R
「你話以前有一塊,你有咩證據啊?」我理智地反問。1278Please respect copyright.PENANABVmPQ6ZIYl
1278Please respect copyright.PENANA0Am76JMGum
「拿,阿志。我話你聽,由我識性開始,我就係咁食魚柳包嫁喇。」1278Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZPkd64YDx
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAZuDK9vajlT
說罷他把魚柳硬拉出來,清晰地見到芝士黏在魚柳邊緣,依依不捨地脫離麵包的懷抱。1278Please respect copyright.PENANAwQqqGfRAga
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAgkGaVYRuUo
就這樣,原本賣相不討好的魚柳包變成一堆悲劇,如一個失去矽膠的整容女子,乾巴巴地躺在紙盒的一角,以他沙律醬作淚,無聲地啜泣。1278Please respect copyright.PENANAMdrUHBN9PN
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAT4kH1ayajD
而本屬一體的魚柳,則被阿熹一口吞噬。1278Please respect copyright.PENANApGv9DiIZQv
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAY6dKjUOodk
「所以我肯定原本係有一塊芝士,而唔係半塊。」他一邊嘴嚼魚柳,一邊口齒不清地說道。1278Please respect copyright.PENANARzCRubtze0
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAiAiXWGtUHZ
阿熹說得的確沒錯,先不論吃法是多麼的古怪與無禮,這樣把魚柳拉出來吃,確使芝士的存在一目了然,但我能單單依靠著一個怪胎所說的話就下定論麼?1278Please respect copyright.PENANAiQZOkMtG8v
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAib7apzrmMO
當然不能。所以我選擇反駁:「可能你記錯呢?唔通所有人都記錯,係得你一個記得?」1278Please respect copyright.PENANAofW7lyr6vc
1278Please respect copyright.PENANA6EMwifPQos
「點解唔可以?」他這樣回答道。1278Please respect copyright.PENANA28x9KcctiE
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAvnk6Ty2meC
然後再補充:「唔通你無懷疑過咩?你諗清楚,係唔係『真係』一直都得半塊?」1278Please respect copyright.PENANAYynGWDSMdS
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAQK30XuuYHp
『緊係啦。』如果這樣回答,我的人生可能就繼續平平無奇地走下去,現在想起來,也許這樣還真的好過一點。1278Please respect copyright.PENANAgxPoH5wwGo
1278Please respect copyright.PENANACcHDAif43A
「其實我都記得以前係有一塊既…」偏偏我這樣回答道。1278Please respect copyright.PENANAWnhj0RaRVk
1278Please respect copyright.PENANA885woKE9v2
不是因為他施加壓力而吐出這句話,也沒有敷衍他的意思,只是-----1278Please respect copyright.PENANAJ79NfFOqtA
1278Please respect copyright.PENANA2tAO82cxpB
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAaQaGXiUnS2
『我確確實實地記得,從前的確有一塊芝士的。』1278Please respect copyright.PENANAe0Ojnw68gR
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAbQuchSvCND
1278Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZynsL0aOT
為了証實我這個模糊的想法,於是我找上陳錦波。1278Please respect copyright.PENANAN6lKeGVK0J
1278Please respect copyright.PENANAJuUJBB5jM1
陳錦波;一個M記的區域經理。1278Please respect copyright.PENANA7imq8NQ9jp