波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJJ2vDz2ia
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nUkGMTr1G
你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMfREJ0PpF
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeoWYDTvaM
至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvGZTRXeRj
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtiVTWws8J
不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKpfQhphuX
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRoewOFfEk
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHteWc7v869
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sypblRHyF
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2MlHQBxvL
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXMQutZMb7
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Nv9OvlMPO
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAiLmvPvrH
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfGcFp0uBU
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5rS40UN9T
總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPY1LkI4JS
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkKNv8TkiR
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0zObjHGAM
已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6IbvnogwH
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwrZfitb2i
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOtdsKM0Lp
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0HDasQbTw
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqXzQN7cn3
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluh36sxZOR
「啊，差唔多喇。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKByDphs8W
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJIixlXxlr
說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnxebDnpTU
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2LoWhCDhl
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONbSbu8Qgb
嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBIHmqMDGE
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4fhUjBO2P
等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQ2k6pYMks
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqROGZ4ZXW
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaosOG8x5M
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6kEx6kRKq
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJI9eXwp7fj
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSn8JbQ4TYQ
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5E9QKshzRL
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TbsLPT8dT
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvjDmi3Qnx
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpClWjBZvd
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICsgXc3W55
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EvtGxdwO8
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPBrJiOcqZ
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnBm7if2db
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvH0fvb6nO
每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbHCtN4k7w
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJMT32dw2h
「未顯示號碼」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASJPNHtMTY
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtgs3zNbWh
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJYGzuUPUT
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTLbMcDoys
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pNVQpqywQ
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhORyXKorZ
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6HDKiyhUX
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKujeM4ris
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJQlzpKx9U
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOs5rJNVRS
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjPjY9a8pp
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfM0Jq8Rgz
「無啊…無…無需……」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fY0EZuPt8
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iC8L3pNon
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVm624smkL
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNjj5uBVcR
「先生…」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ057tbXr6rm
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrM9ng4Oa9
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJ3HUHFwGw
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVIw9M8Att
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLiWoA0GTr
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtup0U3h4f
「屌你老母。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVmysdDZW2
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oaaF9NvUy
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTt4d99eWP
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRvtQE0DcB
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy00wn9kyyC
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQYU5ndL8N
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVtKWVnjDc
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiroEtQlorC
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJrlK6xxSy
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCJAc4WzB5
又是「未顯示號碼」。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawPEj62G0M
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0817TWrze
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3J3l98srw
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctYs96oGnD
不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdT54wkWcqS
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKb4uY42swM
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhaxSBi5LF
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyro2VBRrUN
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwXKh8CqQn
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPkPg8sMM5
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgItp3ey9x
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrk6a55eWT
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokI4BXAOHg
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxcoEfe59E
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWHDB7E8xQ
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LnVWAyHmL
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLxLP5zkIJ
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsB3ZKfM1W
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJs6s56cYk
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOabytesYw6
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUGjPuWZ9v
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwdP3z8CRP
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EhDlLmGHB
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxco9nzFze
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTYYeQ559L
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBerNmxe4oJ
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvkF2XRj41
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYQOwCIlrr
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMSobUwKFD
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJPI3aGDu5
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZXCepenCe
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06hril84DF
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoq2dXeCUH9
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aXUEZ9lgw
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp76M8Y5uES
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzg14yudPhP
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JNOm4s5Hh
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzVXPDMW0w
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXXmr8pmuG
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3ZgYgOeFg
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYOVLgvGSl
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVin6oVRsW5
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVaA7MbZjy
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxesX8pHaV
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJwVzVtpT1
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTgfITQDPG
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKrXlBaaqY
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuPaNX0jyy
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NuISbaBGz
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9s6M6w36i9
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fuczvJ9qX
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43pKHsAWtl
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmszT8yokY2
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0TTsWPmPJ
「條友信得過嫁喇？」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUKMO9XpXA
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWnHxkopXa
問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQV65w1oBq
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNC64pMMPUb
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaLogmUq5M
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYP1vMHHBM
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Q1wpTNkrz
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbNAyGFMdu
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfYxAhgyh3
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rN4y0Ss2b
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31V0NhKyFz
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJYbFBgUdT
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA57GRjrPeu
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3zFMJC1Az
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0acg6zUnBY
大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWGPscxpH5
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tvJ9tRTXZ
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn54rnXPhO6
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3GwcGAnXE
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2lAgWISj8
等等……如果說剛好的話……856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgALWKq6eDW
856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxI3MZcmcj
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WRd5UFuQZ
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