波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKm9lL6lZJ9
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTj7616BsE
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxOqErQVfU
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeORtttYTr0
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4RnCeBnWl
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vFDDiAdw3
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7iVS3g5Mr
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9u5cOZPhfW
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOoU8ZUXOT
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxS3ZlCtqOm
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3P3ndebsR
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QTLqjDWSU
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總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptGTa5QnLj
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已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4H0YlZXVT
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYpR1dnSf2
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIrQQ1FHDm
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIViF2Vtrlq
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsKo3ly87a
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT73vRF7sGV
「啊，差唔多喇。」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgQMA1QZgm
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說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFoTp2KUXv
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOE4oVFfCNn
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嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6l8KJRwFxR
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QeKxbAh8D
等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMn6Xm9vKn6
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPx0mofSc4
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgl4Kr3aQ6
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTswnpM3UbJ
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEvycw4hKr
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwrDF9SRCK
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6b3O1o95wS
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8zNhX00pG
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCQx7Zo5BQ
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPJvoiMrDk
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMz7BJCQlO
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ACBXnJSDY
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxRqB8Pvpt
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCBCO6YxyM
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每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnVgvgCoLs
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81JHV1pT8W
「未顯示號碼」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZXFqN1x1i
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYOvXa69kb
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxDoO7SQug
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATCQjqdsSP
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ouTMzmF2b
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaF1Utfiesc
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKNyBOPwsB
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYSujA92NR
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArxgwFz0Mq
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMl25KEmC8j
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kRedxaoeJ
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE10tR1bXZA
「無啊…無…無需……」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUlBto2WdW
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVlvfazMtj
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKmbyTuxAv
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3oAj9MTNy
「先生…」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaK026ifKI7
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQRXyi5enY
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AU2qO0rqi
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0WTUud18f
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxUMqZFOYi
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VOvLIXJya
「屌你老母。」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJ9hf76I5m
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJ1OWKMQIy
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvavQEHDFNB
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXP0Mx1f0HS
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Afy25ROMk
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOnpCdyg6W
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsWSCqjSLJ
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mWN1L0h0A
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjUIxbEFc1
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaUpTT8bkS
又是「未顯示號碼」。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5IaLav6mQ
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbmWVjs2Ml
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH11LSrTMc8
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO01P9UtjnY
不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWavSIQE68
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH799b3mkQb
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbX96rXrQ5s
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WztycLlrD
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSzqHeiUmL
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvQDCVZDft
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVWegQR1IL
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDxM59sd4i
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo4jvEVhnw
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8utNFjKA0J
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHgivWKhR8
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIVTC3kn9d
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNsgo2pjbx
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamFNW64b0z
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIB5TzOymyx
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UJqDerbzM
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lSrvGwplD
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuScmabZrV
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26ejduNgy9
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzXtXndbP0
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbU3aqbZXT0
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1HiI3pOoC
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuiY90GNyj
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9L8GeQuPi
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwX4fXbHiT
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQ8iFIVkMq
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pkzv30sMZ
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFOIp8KuJ0
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzva24a76G
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1mo9GBlT8
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgirIH4fTK
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6v4vqvImYt
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPB1eJHWMiw
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuu0RAAVf1j
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zdjL3rjRU
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeGs1XIy2L
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkvzGQ68BC
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUd9SoPObU6
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1R3BiyoUr
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59m33ZZ8yV
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTO1toaCl8O
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cb2mcZnxF
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ljO6kutWP
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMVRJvIwAV
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9qUY8WDbX
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0acaY4u2hl
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWv6dGfz3I9
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsRdCSLA4J
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcy7MU1lri
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpBulOVmLA
「條友信得過嫁喇？」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaxPQ5iwuM
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問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUJBURQEs1
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZ9HWPmbuL
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzCXqCdMby
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnV48k8nhuN
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUZjwijrXR
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFq1paSt301
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFb2xS4PhZA
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcyUhsxNlw
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUHD3LcI0M
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYkRFB5YdR
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkFh3azuJB
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUumAHGDc1I
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcGRdS8Ooc
大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSAqyEC650
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUmDU04S24
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKWmyAbOOJ
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUheA1pSQ6
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmii27UNvFC
等等……如果說剛好的話……910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zv88ZgX1d
910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzvoki6eXX
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。910Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVIBIpfA9Y
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