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你知道為什麼世界會有一種售價超過三百萬港元汽車？970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLhDcuH6wA
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因為那種車真的物有所值。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkACjY39ooJ
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就算我之前經歷過這麼多荒謬的東西，當我坐在Bentley真皮坐椅內，我竟然徐徐入睡了……970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIPOzts6Eh
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然後，我做夢。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEagy5mZ9m
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我夢見第一次和小紅相遇的情況。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KvECXqZi6
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那天，是冬季，雨綿綿。時值初冬的冷雨，零零星星的不甚大，但仍陰得很重。濃雲低低地壓在關口，所有的東西都是濕漉漉的，偶然一陣冷風掠過，更顯得過關的人潮不甘寂寞，這些男人包括我，狗衝在過關的乾道濕路上，明知邊界後的女人是老虎，卻又無可奈何地紛紛趨前攪中港交合，驛道人車交錯，濕泥寒水之中，盛載著多少香港麻甩佬的美夢和精液？970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzHFSiA2DZ
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「快樂卡啦OK」位於黃崗水圍，是間仁K。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4k0ISNGGCC
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每每步入「快樂卡啦OK」，總會聽到人唱「光輝歲月」、「歲月無聲」、「真的愛你」和「冷雨夜」。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4i8JDzEz71
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有時，我不禁在想，酒和女人只是家駒的陪襯。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlvLlEFH8O
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或者，香港這處地方，在九三年的夏天已經停了下來。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtY0zneRBt6
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是了，我腦裏閃現出一個媽咪，不是我老母，世界上有一種職業，叫媽咪。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDuHR3rkVF
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媽咪阿花是個豪邁的女人，有幾次她替手下的囡囡頂酒，引發嚴重胃出血，血液酒精中毒，差點連命都沒有。但她沒有怨言，敬業樂業，梁振英話齋，香港的年青人要學習媽咪阿花的工作精神。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7F7tMN1nFZ
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我沒有和媽咪阿花上過床，但她徐娘半老，風韻猶存，尤其是她一雙和她身材稍稍比例不相稱的長腿，粗幼恰到好處，應有肉的地方有肉，沒有肉的地方則什麼肉都沒有，年過三十的她，小腿那肌肉充滿彈性，而且她是個非常聰明的女人，如果她不是在內地長大及天生赤貧，我想她會是一個歷史學家或科學家。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtJAca5KNG
有一次我和她都飲大了，我問她對現代中國有什麼看法？970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1gEXZpjBJ
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然後她這樣說：「窮無傲骨，富無善心；民無信仰，官無良知；上無計劃，下無想法；改無動力，革無勇氣；進無明燈，退無後路。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91fvntwGCi
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我又問她，什麼叫和諧社會，她答：970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nGaXp2Z1h
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「你擺攤，叫破壞市容；他們砸攤，叫整頓市容。他打你，叫執法；他們打你，叫聯合執法。你跑，叫畏罪潛逃；你不跑，叫妨礙公務。你抵抗，叫抗法；你反抗，叫暴力抗法。他們打死你，叫圍攻執法人員導致心臟病發；你防衛，叫故意傷人。你喊冤，叫社會不穩定因素，你上訪，叫精神病……這一切，叫和諧。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTghRqS9Hb
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這樣的一個女子，是「快樂卡啦OK」七組囡囡其中一組的媽媽生。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYlxuDJIU0
那幾年，我差不多一星期去三、四晚「快樂卡啦OK」，由於是熟客關係，每每有新囡上場，她都會打長途叫我上來捧場。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AcSY2yyML
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Stop！Sorry！970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RqepttfcU
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各位不要以為媽咪阿花對我很好。其實她是常常騙我的，什麼新囡嫩女，其實是其他場冇掟落腳的老雞病雞，又或者是得閒得滯出黎搵外快的人妻二奶小三，時常話有「處」，結果只有「即日處」提供，又成日話有廠妹返，結果又係搵Bank柒！有一次，她騙我有一個貌似「李冰冰」的新囡上場，結果我付上七張毛澤東，換來的是一個和街市賣魚阿嬸甚為相似的無知村姑，個西打開仲成浸死魚除，屌你老母。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1a73uv0JDX
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冷雨那天，媽咪阿花卻沒有說謊。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNmTC5jEJB
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在混俗的歡場大海，阿花以不染一切、亦不捨一切的低俗媚態，一手點著美國香煙，一手拖著一個面如紅桃，人如美玉的鄉間小姑娘進入這個大千花花世界。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTExczm7Cg0
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媽咪阿花是菩薩，她來普渡眾生，讓女孩進入紅塵，又讓恩客進入女孩。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBqhqN2153
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小紅是新囡，第一天上班時，媽咪阿花就帶了她來坐我的檯。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbawLuU9NWV
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於是我和小紅，一見鍾情。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvh1DTrgTi
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大約是緣份天註定，我和小紅在相認第一天已經上房扑野，而且很快我就決定包養她。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3bXgex8NA
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說來奇怪，自從媽咪阿花把小紅介紹給我之後，她就突然消失了。就像孩子吹的肥皂泡一樣，無情白事在世間上消失了。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsTasmPgMr
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有人說她太多口，得罪了公安局，被有勢力人仕埋了在後山。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBVYDdshfF
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又有人說她失債，著草去了內蒙古。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNRju0gEUR
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更有人傳說她被一個億萬大款包了，退出水圍歡場界。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPjKannexn
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亦有人說她重病死了。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5I2rAvXMil
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但無論如何，阿花是消失了，我問過十幾個認識她的人都沒法知道她的下落。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGeTNRIucM
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她到了那裏，始終是個謎。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRbllHyI9Q
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不過，「快樂卡啦OK」並未因此而荒廢，第七組囡囡很快就有新媽咪，新媽咪都叫阿花，大抵是卡啦OK老闆希望客人記著從前媽咪的名字而不去轉場。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡid4ntaAEJl
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很快，就連我也忘記了媽咪阿花……970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mbxsVYtBv
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說回小紅，包養小紅那幾年，我過得特別快樂。對於小紅的缺點，我儘量不去多想，而且我把她的優點無限放大，我腦裏沒有她撩鼻屎黑腳板的形象，卻有她提起一腿塗趾甲油的性感畫面，我腦裏沒有她破口大罵錢不夠用的潑辣相，卻有她小鳥依人千依百順的嬌艷形態，我努力長年累月幹著這樣的印象偷換，令我感覺到我擁有了世界上最好的戀人。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrWQzmtrUu
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只不過，自從她和阿權扑野的事曝光後，一切也無法回頭。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5tFhZpOLi
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我甚至要用殺死阿權來平衡我和小紅的愛。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI05n9EWj84
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是的，這是我殺人的理由。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOHHB6Xr4z
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因為我實在太愛小紅，小紅，因為我愛她，我愛得要死啊，我怕的，就只是我找到一個理由不能再愛她。阿權死了，這個理由就不再存在……970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIPvO6Z7vX
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是的，我是這樣想的……970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHL48bZWzMz
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抑或這只是我殺人的藉口？970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpngemeEChj
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我醒來，鄭多燕仍在我身旁，她的奶子壓在我上臂上，令我有「Air」的感覺。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CiC2XwN89
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之後，我發現車子駛在一條光潔整齊的私人道路上，道路向前三百米的盡頭是一個高級富豪的小型住宅區，這裏只有七家豪華住宅。建築形式雖各有千秋，但有一樣是相同的：每幢造價均在一千萬美圓以上。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscreczLc93
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Bentley轎車停在一所純白色的維多利亞式高檔次洋房前，下車的時候，我呆住了。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsZhL6kX8b
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世事無奇不有，而且巧合得令人無法置信。在洋房的大門前，站了一個身穿浴袍的女人，她竟然是剛才在我夢裏出現的媽咪阿花！970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKx9jjpKEbI
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「你……？」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPeLYiPmaF
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「你……？」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsVux2zBPC
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媽咪阿花同時望著我，眼裏流露著不能相信的神色！970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0HwKgipei
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更更更奇怪的是，鄭多燕在我身旁，戰戰競競地向媽咪阿花說：970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfK69J6xxSN
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「老公，我回來了，我知錯了！(普通話)」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQDKLspTu6
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我吞了一口口水，指著三米外的媽咪阿花，問：「她是……你老公？(普通話)」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3YgBQZ4UM
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「是啊……我老公也是個女人！(普通話)」鄭多燕答。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JUdo5XgsQ
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對，是同性戀，既然有鴨、有SM、有角色扮演、有謊言，怎可能沒有同性戀？970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqM1c5ZUyS
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死生又流轉了，再世相逢，最後空空如也，還如一夢中。
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