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我；陳錦波，四十五歲，是M記的區經。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNONlQiCl6S
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區經這個職位在M記香港總公司有十多個，一個區經大概管轄三至四間M記。以我為例，我負責管理四間同區的M記餐廳，直接或間接管理超過一百五十名正職或兼職員工。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6LBwNpuZa
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我的人工大約三萬圓，毫無懸念地是一個中產。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCwrllnCxI
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我不喜歡政治，不喜歡一切帶有浪漫成份的東西，有人說我是一個離地中級「杏加橙」。我問他三萬人工如何離地？980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUpTM0lBqL
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杏加橙？我認，直少我三成下屬會這樣背後稱呼我。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FvPFPnH4P
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三年前我開始禿頭，我的父親沒有脫髮，袓父也沒有脫髮，因此沒有禿頭基因的我脫髮，分明是連天也不喜歡我……980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkTMaVRCvu
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從來沒有女人真心說過『喜歡我』，所以我很寂寞。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfU1jZU3sY8
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寂寞得連阿志這種久未謀面的青年人相約我，我也有興趣去見他。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UHSFq7Qcr
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你一定以為我沒有女朋友，其實，我有。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGKRlqfht0
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我的女友在深圳，是個湖南人，今年二十四歲。我向親朋戚友說她是個侍應生，但在我包養她前，她是做雞的。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBKYPcZFR8
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雞叫小紅，生活非常簡單，頭腦也非常簡單，在我包養她的五年裏，她只做錯過九件事。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9B5cXTgnQ
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九件我所知道的事都和其他男人有關，不多表述了。總之那些和小紅發生關係的男人，大部份都和我一樣是香港人，有中產、有無產，全部都是杏加橙。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQJHYBf6sa
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香港人、返大陸、娶老婆、包二奶、戴綠帽、常識吧。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMEaVGaAtG
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由於工作關係，我每星期只可以上深圳一次。以這個頻率，小紅五年只出軌九次，其實也是挻正常的。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfyfKhW4lj
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在香港的日子，我與父母同住在一幢實用面積超過八百呎的舊樓裏，由於父母都是長期病患者，每月花在他們身上的時間和金錢也不小。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMEQQhXllu
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但以我區經的收入，仍可應付。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZm8O9D8SP
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不要問我照顧父母的責任為什麼落在我一個人身上？前因後果可以寫一本小說。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJi5KsUFpL
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作為一個區經，我無怨無悔。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59odtXPZVR
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但我很寂寞。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTetIkDe4M
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寂寞得連阿志昨日提出的「濕鳩問題」我也想來想去……「到底從前M記既魚柳包係唔係有一塊芝士？」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhZOo3pxGx
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我向他說的答案是從來魚柳包都是用半塊芝士做，其實我不肯定。當時我這樣說，我只是想打發他走，要知道現今的年青人是相當麻煩的。但事後想來，我這樣做無疑是不負責任的表現，我們作為長輩，應該對年青人有點責任吧？980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9YFsCkE50
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於是我把「魚柳包」的問題想了一晚，最後連自己也沒有一個肯定無誤的答案。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrlqeBZOxN
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現在清晨五時十五分，我竟然站在廚房裏，點了一枝健牌，開了一罐藍妹，想著這個非常無聊的問題。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPamtqiIrL
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這種局面就好比阿志是劫機者，無緣無故地上了我那漫無目的在飛的飛機，把機師打死，然後告訴我他是唯一會駕駛飛機的人，然後坐上了機師位置，而我作為乘客，只有無言地看著他。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PPUhAi00V
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「阿志？乜鳩志？我連佢個名都唔撚記得！而我竟然為左佢個白撚痴到無倫既問題，半夜三更企響廚房食煙隊啤？」980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlImof3E3y
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我想，我一定有情緒病。或者有性抑壓。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl42QWdymek
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我把煙弄熄，一口喝光啤酒，回到床上，竟然再沒有入睡。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMi2IALn1M
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上班時，站在如沙甸魚罐頭般擠逼的地鐵車廂內，不玩電話的我終於明白阿志為什麼會找上我。因為我將會和他一樣，去找尋那個「濕鳩問題」的答案。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEtchdPgr2
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人生總要找些東西去浪費自己多餘的時間。980Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrjvTd18GI
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有洞，就要填滿它，這是人類的天性使然。
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