離開我所出生的醫院後，走過兩個街口，便到達一個巴士站。事前我已經考慮過，自己正身處在黃大仙，要找私立醫院的話，近在九龍塘已有一所，要找公立的話，就要去到觀塘或是油麻地。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoQjB8R316
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基於我並不喜歡觀塘這個地方，而且自小已多次出入過油麻地廣華醫院，自問方向感不是特別好，地圖又看不明白，以免人生路不熟，所以一下子便決定了去向。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3P78O7sJsq
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我乘上一架往佐敦的紅VAN，沿途沒經過隧道，也沒有發生什麼怪事，就是一場普通不過的車程。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXlXowYyhb
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小時候，我對紅VAN這種交通工具並沒有什麼好感，因為有人對此加以一個「飛天棺材」之美喻，自己又親眼見過，駕車的大多都是看起來不懷好意的紋身佬，而且駕駛風格急進野蠻，所以家人總是乘坐地鐵與巴士。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTb6ZzCFw0
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根本沒機會實在接觸紅VAN的我，收集大量謠言，再加入創作力量同幻想，便得出一些結論……854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8cVjjAGVF
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紅VAN是一種壞人與江湖人士專用的交通工具，間中還會用來載劫匪去打劫，更有傳說紅VAN會把人帶到去一個所有人類都消失的地方，使我從此對它退避幾分。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93YxfhWgth
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直至中一時期，一次打算與阿輝和阿熹出旺角買點東西，在樓下巧遇剛放工的波叔，看來他應該空閒得要死，一聽我們要出外，就「知會」一聲要跟著來，然後本來乘巴士的行程就被毀滅了，全因他的一句：854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSudIOJhEy0
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「搭乜撚野巴士丫，又慢又「澳」到仆街，出到去都暈陀陀喇，重睇邊撚度有精神睇野啊！拿，跟撚住我黎搭紅VAN啦，男人老狗搭乜野巴士丫，屌，都戇鳩鳩既。」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPmg0Wb8qM
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那個年紀，誰又懂得拒絕人？對方還要是個霸氣十足的老江湖啊！854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhgtl49MgG
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一直拒絕紅VAN這種邪惡交通工具的我，被迫乘坐的初體驗，實在記憶深刻，畢生難忘，恐怕連失憶也不能將這個慘痛的回憶消滅。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8X9cCEzQh
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那時候，我覺得自己是初次與黑暗勢力接觸，更以為波叔是個不得了的黑道中人，因為在我的概念裡，有資格上紅VAN的人，都定必非常黑暗。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLOenHB4wz
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上到車，第一件事是什麼？我問你，第一件事會是做什麼？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1YSByatlL
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當然是付車費啦！要是在巴士忘記了的話，司機都會責罵一番然後把你趕下車吧？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bZkvcyu2T
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如果在黑暗的紅VAN上忘了的話，後果會是怎樣…我真的不敢想像！854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEn8PxgBFJ5
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我連忙取出八達通，打算快快手「嘟」一下了事。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsX2W0ZDHul
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可是……！？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpkWnLdTCk
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八達通機呢！？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOC0KaCqI1K
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找不到這個，讓我極度不知所措，一股熱流直湧上頭部，緊接著是強烈的暈眩，還有種作嘔的感覺……怎辦好！？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HOZ0heoIs
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怎辦好！？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjt0Dl2vkP
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我已冷靜不來，心想要現已前無去路，後有波叔，要是不做點什麼，被那個口叼香煙，兩臂皆有紋身的司機撲殺，也非什麼怪事。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXZWi0at1Y
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在我腦海只想到兩件事，一是逃生，二是對不起老豆老母，我還不想死啊！854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mArcEqBmb
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是壞的情況下，我還想過反正已洗濕了頭，一於先發制人將司機殺死再逃走！854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9w16B3Lc4Z
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「喂，靚仔，你發羊吊啊，快D啦！」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXU4EhRrC4A
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司機催束一下，使我更加緊張，正想埋怨：「我搵唔到部八達通機啊！點算啊！」的時候，就被波叔用力一推，將我帶回現實世界。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4zuUwSecd
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用力很準，一下子就將我推到出口旁的裡座位，然後輕鬆地坐在我旁，緊接而來的阿熹與阿輝都很輕鬆都找我後面的空位置坐下。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbI3HsYJGw
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「屌你老母你磨乜撚野啊，想比人屌啊？」波叔小聲地責怪我，但我仍困在一個疑惑之中，原來紅VAN是免費的嗎？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8C8dWg4k9
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還是說事後要做什麼黑暗的非法行為作代價？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pam5x8LnT
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為什麼阿熹與阿輝能夠泰然自若地坐下！？難道他們也是老江湖嗎！？原來我活在一個黑暗圈子而不自知！？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQojh3SWnH
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嗯…這應該是兩個疑惑吧…算了，別斟酌在這種小事上吧，總之現在我就如坐針氈，苦惱不已，還有極度的不自在！854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyluOjg4wD
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「喂，你聽唔聽到我講野啊！？」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQx5MIWsUW
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見我呆若木雞，波叔加重語氣質問道。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Z7yHdtBbB
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我聽罷隔了兩秒才敢反應：854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cXkQRU74u
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「啊……我呢……我…想問下……唔洗「嘟」八達通……既咩？」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1gr8D0BP3
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波叔報以一個如見弱智的驚奇表情，凝著我兩秒，然後嘴角失守，呆滯地笑了兩聲，用教導兩歲小孩的話氣跟我說：854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ55ZHGH3K4
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「傻鳩，落車比錢嫁。」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiaokFNBLc
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「但…但係點解無……八達通機……咁點比錢啊？」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgEcT4ZO5Z
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我將手中裝有八達通的黑色尼龍布小銀包抓得緊一緊，異常不安地反問。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaf5g2Qkt76
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見我的表情，他笑得更失控，再繼續以之前的語氣向我解釋：854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GElN86M9c
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「收現金嫁，小朋友，你唔係無搭過紅VAN啊？」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnu2tykggq
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我猶豫一下，猛力點頭。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdvtZDwoue
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「屌…你老母…嘿嘿……我真係比你玩死，原來一個人戇鳩起上黎…真係無極限嫁……屌……哈哈哈哈哈……」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XnNqFF95Q
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見波叔笑得失態，我開始懷疑一直以來對紅VAN的定義是否有錯，便問過究竟：854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvN8OTg0gXw
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「波叔……你係唔係黑社會黎…？」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7YBseDjBV
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他的瞬速收起笑容，目露凶光地瞪著我，看來背後的阿熹與阿輝聽後也深感錯愕，把對話停下來，不敢說半句話。本來已被紅VAN霸氣震撼得縮成一團，還未放鬆下來的我，更嚇得差點尿出來。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxaS4sy7G0
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波叔用手握著我小小的腦袋，看來頭要被扭斷了！854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdBdTT1qTF
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「波哥……」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXPNvYVXQv
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這是什麼殺人前用的術語嗎……！？我嚇得不敢說半句話，大腦閃出小時候的種種回憶，這就是走馬燈嗎……？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9OSJn4uNJ
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尿是忍住的，但淚卻禁不住落下，連帶鼻水一起。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVoNvAHnBx
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「我而家三十未過五，邊撚度有可能叫阿叔……我警告你，叫我波哥。」854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHHJdEnwhB
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他認真地說道。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ScgDQeK2Y
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我卻交不出任何反應，只是眼鼻水俱下，呆呆地望著他。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQ7s7OnbfD
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不是因為我問他黑社會的事，所以要殺我滅口嗎？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7O6aOakyyT
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解除那看似開玩笑的怒氣，焦點回到我這副怪模樣，他卻反被嚇了一驚，那個驚奇樣子，之後我只見過幾冷，分別是一次電視機爆炸、阿熹亂買的賽馬爆冷、以及支持球隊連敗三球。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4mLa1IRNf
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只是一個驚青小子，被小小的殺氣眼神嚇得淚流滿面罷了，有必要這麼驚奇嗎！？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8ZJXgSeTk
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真的小題大作！854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPFT1EY4qf
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不過…因為搭紅VAN而嚇得半死的傢伙沒資格這樣說吧…？854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUrJQROZBH
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也罷，看到他對於黑社會的問題沒什麼負面反應，我的心沉沉地定了下來，然後……就是一種強烈的噁心感。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRekFbfiwn
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看我面有難色，他瞬速反應，順手將我的頭推出窗外，讓馬路拉出一條長長的嘔吐物路徑，幸好旁邊無車同行，要不我已經成了一隻無頭鬼。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0oACbn91H
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事後我偷偷問阿熹紅VAN的問題，才知道它並非什麼江湖人士專用車，也不會將人載到一個沒有人類的世界，比起紋身人，一些西裝友更加壞事做盡，一切都只是小學吹水文化中常見「愈吹愈大」的產物。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHy8ejI6D9
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其實紅VAN就只是一種機動性強的點對點交通工具，與其他巴士，地鐵或電車一樣，只要有錢，普通人也能隨意乘搭。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoB5usSs43N
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爾後，因這次慘痛的經歷，天資聰敏的我深深明白到，要是盡信謠言，不加以思考，分析與證實，總有一日會出事，小則自取奇辱，大則引火自焚。854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrYOo4QYxW
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深謀遠慮，行事謹慎的「新．周壯志」就此誕生！854Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb91cPZBKHe
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