「一切本來相安無事，唔知係計算上既失誤，定係人為既疏忽，亦或係某個人既計劃，總之，最後毫無疑問係出左事。一切都返唔到轉到，所有野都開始崩潰，已經無任何人可以阻止到。如果唔係五年前果件事……唉……」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkk5wLzU9j
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使用純黑色頭像的簫風用輕描淡寫的語氣說道。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DENzklceP
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然後象徵賣魚勝身份的黑底白字「01」頭像，邊框立即亮起回應：978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iXIY3cfpN
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「世上無野唔係邁向緊滅亡，我地能夠做既只有爭取時間，延遲悲劇。」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUnzpUDAlx
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「而家事實擺在眼前，你話我聽，重有乜野方法可以延遲悲劇？」簫風消極地回應道。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LsvDaNJDz
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「如果做唔到既……就唯有接受啦，有個偉人講過：『命運就似強姦』，抵抗只會更痛苦。你而家重後生，至少重有時間再闖啊。」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7T2xd87Ic
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「但係……！我而家應該用乜野心情黎面對啊……」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz75wz0OoH7
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面對簫風無助的疑問，賣魚勝想了兩刻，用善意的語氣回應：「我諗……依個時候，只要笑就可以了。」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdME8ZIeSN
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbieJaa7lW
弗洛伊德頭像不知不覺地出現，在我發現前已開口問：「你地究竟講緊乜撚野？」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNR3H85KCW
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdmUtmcy0S
我保持鎮定，官式地先問候：「超級駭客，你返到黎喇？」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2j3KLMYFdQ
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkwDl4WeNY
弗洛伊德就是超級駭客的頭像，一如以往的不合襯。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbgrS7ESjk
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftET89bSU4
他以半分歉意說：「唔好意思，有d野做，遲左少少。」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRfnL8Zx3F
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Moscow killer一直都在，只是代表著他的針筒頭像一直也未亮過邊框，即是從沒說過半句話，可是他間中還是會用即時訊息以文字回應對話，表示他是在座的。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TN1EsrLEj
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見現在四位《巴別塔光明會》的成員都到達，我就開口說：978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6200Nku06F
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ucJVMVI4J
「而家人齊，就入正題啦。」說罷心中暗暗悲嘆，我為什麼要做這種無謂的會議司儀？都怪四眼仔缺席，如果他在的話，我只要間中輕輕說兩句話帶領一下這群傢伙，有型一下就可以了。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVn4JG4bPhu
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「等等，其實你地頭先講緊乜撚野？」主題未開始已有人離題，這個人就是超級駭客，那個可恨的檸檬人。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOA3Mxrktbc
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQv2Fg9kAB9
「無乜野，只係簫風考試fail左姐，無乜特別。」賣魚勝輕輕回應，就一秒超級駭客就用世上是無情的方法回應一句：978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixZqckcKN1
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「哦。」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIhohnVbb2
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就這樣換來了二點五秒的沉默，直到聽到簫風在遠方的苦惱怪叫，我就繼續話題，正式開始今次會議：978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSWpFhUyY1
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「我收到可靠既線報，近期醫院陷入封鎖狀態，相信同魚柳包有關，詳細情況我今朝已經係Whatsapp群組分享左出黎。」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmI1E82pxau
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AtRB7pbyb
「下？有咁既事咩？」簫風好奇地問。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWItJADZDaA
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7tQsBIGaU
不用我出口，賣魚勝已回應：「你無睇Whatsapp？另一單係醫院封鎖事件啊嘛，你識唔識人係醫院做啊？」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujOptvYt8g
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「可能比其他群組遮住左，唔好意思。我只係一個平凡既窮撚中學生，點會識人做醫生啊？」簫風理所當然地回應。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aFDJKwHQc
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0xWy25LLi
「咁你依排有無去醫院啊？」超級駭客以非常賤格的語氣問道。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOcNXD8MQB
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAA8cxVdXSf
簫風以喜感十足的語氣反問：「都無啊，好人好者點解去醫院？」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdgOaW22BQ
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRTj5w7q1t
「你戒極都戒唔到J，我認為你有心理病，點解唔去睇下醫生呢？」超級駭客用力恥笑，可是不論怎看我都覺得他比簫風更需要醫生。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06h9CzGXOq
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「點同醫生講？唔通話『我成日性慾都好強啊，幫下我啦。』咁樣啊？」簫風的語氣異常鬼馬，單聽聲音已經想笑出來，相信這就是所謂的喜劇天份吧。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VKPkktoGU
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「後生仔，一陣J撚到腎到壞尻埋你就後悔莫及喇。」其身不正的肥佬又再繼續教訓道。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVOXmGS2kM
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「你信我，我一定戒得到既。」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TUtgit8mt
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簫風說罷，賣魚勝為免話題過度偏離，為大眾作個引導：「唔好講依D住喇，依度有人識人係醫院入面做？」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09Lr2hMURd
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「我識啊。」非常迅速的回應，同樣是來自Moscow killer的文字訊息。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBYyNByX7p
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrPDEDjqwj
超級駭客連帶語氣和話題一起轉台，語帶著緊地問：「下？咁你又無問過佢，政府點解偷偷地閂哂D醫院？」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpgutZzBEO
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作為凡人的他們並不知道背後的真相，即是「無嬰症」，若我講出真相，恐怕在座的各位都會嚇到瀨屎。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbJeK4pALu
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為免情況失控，他們將在我決定公開這件事的時候，與世人同時間知道這個可悲的事實。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gj11ULM6l
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三秒後，答案終於出來：「無啊，條友仔做婦科既，前排忽然消失左，問返D Friend先知佢原來過左夏威夷果邊渡假。」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdswfLVb5LO
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簫風接著問：「下？咁佢做果間醫院點啊？」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8x6kTZtOZ
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「我唔知啊，今日夜收工，唔想行黎行去，直接返左屋企，無特登去睇，有需要既話我聽日去望下。」Moscow killer回應得極速而可靠，除了人格有問題不能說話之外，是在座最可靠的一個。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCstCUgPxy
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「咁麻煩哂你喇。」我立即回應，這個可靠之人，值得我親自致謝。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnd7inhdB0Z
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「我今日去過望撚過下啊。」超級駭客說。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNa4zSa70v7
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVZkML3KJ3
賣魚勝立即以不滿的語氣說：「你早講啊嘛。」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsjxuyBmjp
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJKZY5qh0q
超級駭客立即解釋：「咁殺手兄佢講緊，我就無謂打斷人啦。」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHCrYghvbz
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNH4QEa7OV9
我隨即就問：「你睇果間有無封到？」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2qwSELQBD
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「有啊，同你一樣，都係門口企撚左幾個人，方圓百里鬼影都唔見多隻。」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iSdMAdkZi
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvSZwdCOv4
聽罷，我想起有個更在意的重點，於是就問：「你有無問點解，係唔係又用流感做籍口？」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsgxolxzzt
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Guu08zyls
駭客立即回答：「我無過去問啊，廢事野是非啦屌，你估我唔撚驚死啊，我邊有你咁夠薑啊，ABC。」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnB5gRcUKAy
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說得好，有我這種勇氣的人確實不多，你這個檸檬廢人定必是個懦夫，這一點誰都不會懷疑。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJYVVNYuLg
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「咁即係話香港至少已經有兩間醫院封左啦？」賣魚勝以有點震驚的語氣問道。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4Sszwt0Uw
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQHE7Kj7f8
我用嚴肅的語氣，作出一個大膽的假設：「最差既情況係全香港既醫院都封哂。」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWK6T6ExIHs
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Fm8P5yOd0
簫風即時抓到個盲點問：「無哂醫院，咁D白車去邊啊？」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5a1mWDTXO
978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEqUrX1Iqh
這一點我都不能肯定：「應該去D類似健康院掛……」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOLDZIoZjo
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「唔理啦，總之而家香港無哂醫院，成單野已經夠爆，不如今晚就發出去。」超級駭客突發奇想插話道。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjXoLLZSTs
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只是單單開Post足夠嗎…？978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBq1zVD6gJ
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不行，萬一到時有勇者潛入醫院，發現了無嬰症的話…我可失了先機，絕不能讓此事發生。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSFImduR0T
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「而家未到開Post既時機。我地手上掌握既情報太少，萬一比人話我地放流料既話都唔知點交代好。」我對駭客的發言表示否定。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpt8Klm6IWj
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賣魚勝馬上附和：「ABC講得岩……而家開Post太衝動……但我地應該點樣搵更多既證據呢？」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENapP0A80j
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我當然不會放過賣魚勝無意中所鋪出的路，立刻就借勢用沉實嚴肅的語氣，打個進取的快攻：「係外面查已經無意思，不如我地入去查。」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeftOzYVB3
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氣氛頓時急轉直下，換來一片沉默，但這已是我意料中事，始終這個做法實在太大膽。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkDKyYoVxG
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馬上，超級駭客已展現出淆底的本性：「下？外面已經企哂人警戒嫁喎，入到去重得了？」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IJTZR3eJg
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為應對這種假設，我開出一個更大的假設鎮定人心：「我認為佢地執空城計。外面守衛已經夠哂森嚴，所以入面係空既都唔出奇，而且……入面既祕密，可能連守衛都無權限知道。」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZIRAEYfcq
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「我懷疑政府有機會做緊人體實驗。」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7tOAYeeCK
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「下？」眾人驚訝。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjgtMo72jK
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「可能政府封左幾間醫院比共產黨做人體實驗，研究生物兵器或者新病毒，如果我地爆到依單陰謀出黎，登埋上報紙，想唔紅都難。」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpFigV2OPP
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又是一個無憑無據的空談，連說出這堆話的我自己也覺得荒謬。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pxhK4lFMu
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可是同時，這個謊言卻能確實激發他們心中的本土主義，熱血一上腦，人就失去思考能力。只要當中有一人認同的話，再荒謬的空談也會變成問題的唯一答案。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQS4VrbhYM
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「依個假設好大膽，但其實都唔係無可能……所謂最危險既地方就係最安全……香港遠離北京，而且係國際都會，無人會諗到共產黨會係係依度進行危險科技實驗，所以依個可能性唔係話無既……」首先中伏的居然是Moscow killer，真想不到。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDRxrWam8p
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隨著他的言論，眾人都一面倒向反政府的一方，恨不得馬上把這事揭發出來。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pZ1SwjChk
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雖然風向意想不到，但我就是要這種情緒啊。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrlQ2Wv8PJ
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「聽晚我地巴別塔光明會就入去廣華醫院行返趟，想縮既而家可以出聲。」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEU63OCJ2Vx
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見並無任何一人打算退縮，我就號令：978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeLk5tVTfa
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「聽日，星期一，1930係油麻地站集合！」978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9CoHyU26k
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就這樣，明日潛入醫院的行動就此定下來。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcjH03WNJk
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但會議仍未結束，因為我忽然想起一件事，就是南華早報既神祕密碼。978Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40xj7Q4GDn
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