活到現在,我已見識過無數仆街的TB,可是不仆街的,倒是一個也未見過。898Please respect copyright.PENANAkj1DMuGZup
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所以我能大膽肯定所有TB都是一種仆街到極點的生物。898Please respect copyright.PENANATt6t4DMFKI
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根據過往的經驗,我已經難以相信這種生物會做什麼好事,或是所做仆街事的背後有著驚人的苦衷。898Please respect copyright.PENANAsf6kqZgAb6
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牠們就是單純的仆街,單純的乞撚人憎!898Please respect copyright.PENANAPthIZban9r
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至於當中的仆街無恥可以有多刁鑽,相信曾經試過在職場上與它們針鋒相對的朋友應該會非常清楚。898Please respect copyright.PENANAQJVlHQVXXj
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我不知是不是世界所有人都有負於牠?抑或是覺得這樣很有型?牠們為什麼要經常擺出一副臭臉,然後語氣更加是不可一世,聽起來就像「可以跟我說話是你的榮幸啊,凡人。」898Please respect copyright.PENANA0hT4HGXaMB
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總之,TB這種東西就是由內到外的仆街,而且是公司內中層管理的一個好選擇。898Please respect copyright.PENANASrrMIpgWWQ
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你問我為什麼?因為每間公司都要找個人做仆街才能凝結下層工作人員,以確保生產。然而,與其要找個正常人將其仆街化,找個一開始已仆街到骨子裡的人不是更好嗎?898Please respect copyright.PENANAwXljasdrPp
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雖然TB本身生產力極低,但到了半管理層又有何需要生產呢?所以在這方面,牠們絕對能夠完美勝任啊!898Please respect copyright.PENANAjc4LTCBWJF
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而我眼前這一隻無疑就是個最成功的例子。898Please respect copyright.PENANAGEeNbhUX8Z
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牠的眼神帶著濃厚的殺性,仿似要將我撕成八百萬塊都不會滿足一樣,但我沒有恐懼(至少表情上沒有),仍堅持以猛虎般凶猛,獵鷹般銳利的眼神與牠對恃。898Please respect copyright.PENANAP3oY5qY1fQ
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但牠所散發出的黑氣已達至失控水平,整個貨倉的空間都因此而扭曲,每踏前一步,扭曲就更嚴重而且更接近我。898Please respect copyright.PENANAY9R3upTR5c
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我已作好拼死一戰的準備。898Please respect copyright.PENANAypvFa4gVUb
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說是「戰」,但若真的打起來的話,根本就不用戰,因為我並無任何勝算,這裡是她的主場,她喜歡怎樣就怎樣,總公司的Simon哥又不會為我做靠山,這將會只是一場單方面的虐殺。898Please respect copyright.PENANAWzYUetni94
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不過,若現在示弱的話,牠絕對就會得吋進呎,結果將會更慘,我相信那個所謂長毛的死因就是這樣。898Please respect copyright.PENANAKvYUcQkm8E
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說時遲,那時快,牠已經站在一個適當可以交談的位置,並向我開出第一炮:898Please respect copyright.PENANAUkG1g9Vhca
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「喂,阿仔,你係就係今個月IT部派黎既……點稱呼啊?」她以僵硬又嘔心的笑容,帶點作狀的疑惑問我。898Please respect copyright.PENANAX3ynAE5dxl
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聲音還是討厭得匪而所思,刻意扮男人將聲線壓低顯得非常作狀,不是給人任何硬朗的感覺,只會覺得牠好像含著口飯說話一樣。898Please respect copyright.PENANAWgyMA14AQq
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「阿仔?邊個係你阿仔啊?食屎狗?」終於有機會說這句話了,可是我只能在心中這樣說,因為理智告知我若說出口的話,下場絕對不堪設想。898Please respect copyright.PENANAddkxHAgXuY
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「係啊,我上個禮拜過黎既,叫我阿志得嫁喇。」我露出從前在7仔打兼職所習得的營業式微笑,以親切的態度自我介紹。898Please respect copyright.PENANAUnGOcMNooj
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「哦……我諗Abby頭先都介紹過嫁啦,但都介紹多次啦,我叫Chris,係依間分店既經理。」說罷牠伸出手,應該要求握手吧。898Please respect copyright.PENANARJ3Br5KlHg
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站於這個立場我不能拒絕……無奈之下,便勉強又迅速地與牠握了個手。898Please respect copyright.PENANAaqIWc19BPA
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雙方一接觸,牠就先發制人,緊握著我的手,準備為此友好的表現作出主導,在搖第一下之後,我試圖奪回主導權,可是接著再搖一下牠轉變節奏,使我沒有得手,也算是告訴我不要有無謂的抵抗,這樣對抗一下,我已經失了預算,被打慌了,牠把握這個空檔牽著我的鼻子走,再搖幾下鬆手,完成整個握手程序。898Please respect copyright.PENANAToE8ARnjqk
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牠右手的觸感又軟又滑,相信應該是因為長期不用工作,而且用了大量護膚品的關係吧……其實TB的習慣可是與正常女人沒太大分別,有時甚至會比女人更愛美,護膚啊,剃毛啊,當然就少不了啦。不信的話,往後出街可以多多留意一下,牠們的腳,大多都是沒有腳毛,光滑無比的。898Please respect copyright.PENANABgQ5LPopb6
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我不敢妄動,鬆手後馬上快快把手放在腰後,接著牠勝利者的姿態叉著腰,以偽親切態度說:898Please respect copyright.PENANAOz21RWA6vS
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「咁公司D電腦有乜問題既話我再搵你幫手啦。」898Please respect copyright.PENANAdl4Vy9YEX1
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這本來就是我的工作之一,不用牠說我都會做,但禮貌上我也必須回應一句:「無問題啊。」898Please respect copyright.PENANA8Cq0gdfBlh
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然後牠作狀地看看腕上那與其極不相襯的男裝Panerai腕錶,假笑一下再說:898Please respect copyright.PENANAmukT5vN6lm
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「外面有野做,遲D再講。」898Please respect copyright.PENANAE01hubeGIF
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「OK。」我將腰後的手插到褲袋回應道。898Please respect copyright.PENANAAvcxR4yf6K
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在牠回頭離開的一剎那,我確實地看到牠瞪了我一眼,雖然只有零點三四三秒,但我是確實見到的,大概這就是牠給我的下馬威。898Please respect copyright.PENANAXZt4hhQj00
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今次對決的氣氛非常凶險,這樣和平的結果看來可能不合理,但實際上卻是合情合理。898Please respect copyright.PENANA8K1cHVLTAF
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她也算是隻老狐狸,又不知我背後有什麼靠山,所以太早露出爪牙是非常危險的,於是此行的作戰目的只在於刺探,可惜牠沒有完美完成這個任務,最後還是按捺不住那不滿的情緒,忍不住展現出惡意,還讓我看得到。898Please respect copyright.PENANAtvEqDKJ024
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忽然,一股強烈的怨氣衝我而來,讓我退後兩步,插在褲袋的手因此想逃出來,可是卻因為袋口大小已被卡住……898Please respect copyright.PENANAFPGkwjDlGz
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我現在看來應該非常狼狽吧……898Please respect copyright.PENANAPLYepKKpib
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而發出怨氣的兇手沒有回頭,牠正被一股濃厚的黑氣所包圍,在我眼中,牠已化成黑暗中的背影,一步一步邁向更深,更沉的黑暗裡,直至牠離開貨倉,所有幻象都立即消失,一切都好像沒有發生過一樣。898Please respect copyright.PENANAxXDhBkQYec
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好像從一場可怕的惡夢中醒來一樣……898Please respect copyright.PENANAFy8qDjR1UI
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可是……原來醒來後……卻是另一場惡夢的開始。898Please respect copyright.PENANA4WHPC5Wyna
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此刻我還未知曉這一切,蒙在鼓裡地鬆一口氣,徐徐取出剛剛對決時一直因Whatsapp在震的IPhone,要不是早已調教到靜音,我想必已經完蛋了。898Please respect copyright.PENANAgCmxuYn9o9
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但我不會怪這個傳訊息給我的她,要是因她而死了,也是值得的,因為下一刻這位白衣天使就會直接接我上天堂。898Please respect copyright.PENANARkMbsF2m13
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沒錯,她就是我有醫院認識的那位護士小姐。898Please respect copyright.PENANAIts79t0toV
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「芙(在線上)898Please respect copyright.PENANApDDH5ZT7dp
芙:點啊?志兄,你做緊乜啊?(13:40)898Please respect copyright.PENANA1OYcbRlYtF
芙:點解唔應我啊?(13:41)898Please respect copyright.PENANAOuWDYprVst
芙:你好忙啊?(13:41)898Please respect copyright.PENANAaphujWKIV4
芙:好悶啊,無野做……(13:41)898Please respect copyright.PENANAuV4FEXHmRT
芙:我今朝試左隻么鳳隻八仙果啊(13:41)898Please respect copyright.PENANA9UWO5Vt5iB
芙:都唔錯啊(13:41)898Please respect copyright.PENANAEZPKSdNZwm
芙:係喇,你有無飲過真既抹茶啊?(13:42)898Please respect copyright.PENANAFUFWdrLU7x
芙:我好想好試下啊(13:42)898Please respect copyright.PENANAIokg1Vpfru
芙:你知唔知邊度有得飲啊?(13:42)898Please respect copyright.PENANAGyKR1yrJqT
芙:喂~志~兄~你~做~乜~唔~應~機~啊?(13:43)898Please respect copyright.PENANApQ3F8XiR5d
芙:護士長好乞人憎啊~~~~(13:43)」898Please respect copyright.PENANAgIYX1LopnG
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「抹茶我知邊度有得飲,你想飲既話下我下次帶你去啦(13:45)」我馬上回覆。898Please respect copyright.PENANAVRpCYJvJFX
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「芙」這個名字的由來,是改自她用我的IPhone輸入電話號碼時順便輸入的英文名:「Cathlyn」,本來想取其諧音叫大波蓮,可是改個這樣的名可能會顯得有點不尊重,所以就改取中間的「芙」音作名字。898Please respect copyright.PENANAQg0b7yQWcY
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雖然看來熱情得像個騙局,但我能告訴你,這是我兩天來熱情進攻的結果。898Please respect copyright.PENANAH1lsvtrKD3
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當你對一個人有興趣的時候,總會想不停地騷擾她,而我的進攻當然不是這樣子啦,我的方式是引誘對方騷擾自己,若問我要怎樣才能做得到的話,我只能告訴你,誰都喜歡有趣的傢伙,至於要怎樣才能變得有趣的話……自行努力吧。898Please respect copyright.PENANA3KX74F2BYz
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談過兩天,她給我的印象是:她是個古怪得離奇的女子,感覺就好像買了罐可樂但一喝下去卻是王老吉一樣,又不是感到厭惡,王老吉當然也不難喝,只是有點突然,不知怎反應罷了。898Please respect copyright.PENANANTJApvKNUc
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她生於中產之家,脫離護士的身份後是個衣著老套又不打扮的女子,加上性格怪異,中學時就讀女校,一直以來的社交圈子沒幾個男人,女人倒是一大把。898Please respect copyright.PENANAJkYOhIia3L
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最重要是,她老豆是當差的,聽說職位不低,總之肯定不是等閒之輩,家教很嚴,又有門限,在她21年的人生裡所接近過的男人下場也不怎麼美好,可以推測她也許還是個處女。898Please respect copyright.PENANAjKgnVd3DFF
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坦白說,要得手不難,但得手還後將會陪隨著大堆責任……898Please respect copyright.PENANAwRXWQ186dl
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哈哈!我冷笑兩聲。898Please respect copyright.PENANAmVH0BaP8n4
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你以為我怕嗎?那你就錯了,怎會有這個可能?這個女人要定了!我跟你說她命中注定,一出生就注定要成為我周壯志的女人,巴別塔創造主的王妃!898Please respect copyright.PENANA4RwFYmBiqI
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責任不算是什麼,因為遇上她的一瞬間我已作好娶她的準備了!898Please respect copyright.PENANAwhHzrrV4Md
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哈哈哈哈哈!!今天的天氣真好!!898Please respect copyright.PENANAAMl3HI5M8c
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