『對事件「醫院封鎖」調查行動——代號「勇破神祕島」報告如下：723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5LTng8pA4
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是次行動目標為：「廣華醫院」，其座落於油麻地此鬧市之中，附近人多車多，與道路接觸面為三面，分別為碧街，登打士街及窩打老道，通往以上三條街的出入口共多達十個或以上，方便潛入調查完成後，可迅速脫離到人群當中，確保撤退成功。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkulMYShYaQ
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潛入行動共有五名會員參與，每位都經過精心挑選，各有所長而且機智冷靜，是萬中無一的優秀調查員。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRHTpJgFIr
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而是次作戰之計劃為偽裝式誘餌潛入，利用會員：超級駭客精嶄之演技，乘著輪椅偽裝成一位病重之人於側門進入，引起騷動，將全醫院保安的注意力都集中到自己身上，從而讓主調查隊在保安調派過程中的空隙從正門進入醫院。』723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjbYU3xrdN
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「頭先既情況真係好危急啊。」在Skype裡的賣魚勝說道。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzjeXSJIf2
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4poKSBQCX
Moscow killer以無情的文字訊息回應：「其實都未去到最危急既情況，不過人有危機意識係好事黎。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEj1BZF6TK
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFE50e1uZ8t
「殺手你唔好串我啦，岩岩你咪又係驚到成頭汗。」賣魚勝順著情緒回應，看來他已習慣了與一個用文字說話的人溝通。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXw92SOi2YC
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrU7qgKGZX
「依個係氣溫所造成既生理反應，與本人立場無關。」Moscow killer看起來機械式的回應，其實暗藏笑點。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhXwVHImep
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZggGNK5kRd
我趕左有人忍不住笑出來之前開口說句話：723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TBMfe7wpR
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpV17Fvcf3
「我寫緊報告書嫁喇，放心啦，今次既努力唔會白費。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHc79IdA5jC
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80Zcu1sz0L
善解人意的賣魚勝告誡我：「我地唔緊要啊，你記得寫好D超級駭客啊，一陣佢嬲到痴線都唔知邊個負責喇。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4ANmRStSt
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzzAaroIbF
「包係我身上。」其實我也心中有數呢。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjHqz6xhZe
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KlXBcsBzz
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZu6FRXKmlK
『按超級駭客所言，一到門前已被兩名身經百戰的保安阻止，面對此等艱巨的情況，他努力保持冷靜向保安解釋自己因求醫而來，結果當然被拒門外，此時超級駭客裝作憤怒，並一怒之下將早已準備的火酒倒得滿地都是，依後把口所叼著的煙頭吐到地上引起一場小火。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJ0Q7V3ehZ
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyrupUP3NK
然後一切都以計劃進行，正門的保安被調走得只有一人，於正門埋伏已久，調查隊員：「簫風」即時精準敏捷地向一個離門口不遠花瓶投塊小石子，將其打破，引開最後一名保安的注意力，在這一瞬間，我們立即打開醫院的大門順利潛入。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNaMp3u1LW
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcagA2wMfpC
主座醫院內部猶如死城，並無燈光，若要拍下內裡情況將必須使用閃光燈，為免打草驚蛇以致功虧一簣，我們無奈之下，唯有決定不拍下任何照片，單純以記憶記錄所見之物。』723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1MYu7Oysu
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1OQcmeH8d
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「Hay，各位，我回來了。」簫風上線，並進到聊天室向我們問好。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59e6JhW5zL
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Lc26XC0TB
「簫風，岩岩寫到你，乜咁遲啊？」我說句話歡迎他回來。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UshKgMKcq
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYvzdHR2gs
「我住天水……」話未說完已被一女子打斷，就是我的細妹，她語帶嬌嗲地問道：723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7mN7uWpoE
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfjGfojz4E
「阿哥，阿媽問你食唔食西瓜啊。」為什麼問人吃不吃西瓜面用這種語氣！？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMm6r3zW8rg
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Yw0PlqGTD
我立即把咪關掉，然後回應：「唔洗喇！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIhW7Ktszo
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP72Ctcp7iq
「洗唔洗咁大聲啊！頂你。」她拋下這樣一句便離開，卻為我帶來大大舊的蘇州屎。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzEMbIuTQO
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEb10YUF1f
「岩岩果個邊個黎嫁？把聲咁正既？」隔著螢幕，我都能見到千里以外的簫風地流著口水地說道。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeLqqvjYoi
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yOBeR3f9c
見勢色不對，我立即轉移視線：「我聽唔到啊，係唔係賣魚勝係度播緊AV啊？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1LThAo1kl
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsR1CyNJECG
賣魚勝無辜又無耐地問：「邊有AV劇情係會問人食唔食西瓜嫁！？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZK5iP0vVkq
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSiv2qMqFx
「AV就係咁嫁啦，扑野前點都要講兩句比D劇情嫁。」我立即回答，雖然有點索強，但AV就是這種東西啦。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkKnJqbzIK
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMykaHn6Lq
「Seed呢屌你！」簫風狂暴地說道，一聽已知道他已經勃起到不能自拔了，被人見到你位戒J大隊長現在如野獸的樣子，顏面何存啊！？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPnfycYmvX
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoF6TmSx93
「但岩岩果句廣東話黎嫁喎！我睇緊西片喎！」賣魚勝發現到盲點了，可是卻暴露了自己原來真的在看AV。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkVCEvPS90
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeRyx9oM3v
居然一路看AV一路與幾個男性網友交談，他的腦袋正常麼？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxXN5kdz3D
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLgUwSqwfE
Moscow killer再下一城，用無情的文字訊息識破我：「岩岩把聲係ABC度黎，我見到佢閃框。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAINFM2ByY
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6grHrQFZt
殺手你媽的背叛我！？不，這不是背叛，因為他打從一開始已是單純想食花生！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SfDZFVFWr
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPkFJ1uyXe
此引起簫風暴走，以不是人類能夠發出的野獸聲線高呼：「ABC大大！！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hxPXgyEcF
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSExhN9n2n
我立即無聲地回應：「我要寫野啊，唔好煩我！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNMpM8NRkz
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VttH6jJTB
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWXpiyn67q
『在內調查多層後仍未有所發現，每層病房都被鎖上，而且毫無人氣，也沒有人巡邏，乍看未有可疑之處，我們打算轉到行政大樓一帶調查。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGGaYVL7xk
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDJTlty4P6
可是，此時賣魚勝忽發其想，說也許漏了一個極度重要的地方。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoLyeu2hx1
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0XBvCfRJ3
就是位於地牢的殮房。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7t1GC3wbJ
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisXWkVT1dz
在黑暗中的無人醫院，對大部份人來說，裡面的氣氛是有點恐怖，可是這不會是我們退縮的理由，我們也因此獲得此行的最大收獲。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5p82WYhVH7
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8UXiLkhsk
地庫的門鎖了，但門邊卻滲出光來，而且還傳出一些奇異的機器運作聲響。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIg3lwHso0
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhyzU9NnzE
我們沒有深入其中，一是預定好的作戰時間已完結，二是因為裡面的東西正隔著這門發出濃烈的危險氣味。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBn82fNjcPX
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSfmyvTTsz
我們按預定時間到後門會合超級駭客，結束今次的調查，可是在後門等了三十秒，我已知道超級駭客遇到麻煩。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4bCCI5pdT
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5tikQRdvW
一跑到側門，果然是這樣，超級駭客坐著輪椅正與五名保安對恃，我想也不想，馬上就上前支援他。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPv6tvAeOOx
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRDixVgyJg
可是到達後我卻發現，原來那五個人只是負責包圍，真正與我們對恃的，是一名持槍的中國軍官。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn44EqBgHgW
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvnaK24V33
他以一支步槍指著超級駭客，但輪椅上的他依然面無懼色地瞪著軍官。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ENwsRLGj5
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoPoAUIrZ0
見勢色不對，我決定打破沉默，主動站出來面對軍官，在他的槍口面前詢問有什麼要求，同時調查隊的其他成員也到達。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfyWrcTtxZ
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GwDtyuXTR
見我正與軍官對恃，Moscow killer立即取出電話以傳媒面脅軍官。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uwCQvFHOf
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb65AuepkA9
軍官見狀即時面有難色，無奈地收起槍支放行。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3c4r7lgA3L
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPfBzF8MG0
今次作戰也就此結束。』723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNpwvE8Vfm
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWG17rLE46
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我看寫到這裡應該差不多了吧。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZj4E019pfI
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYluPz0pu0J
「喂喂喂喂喂……！！」今次是超級駭客上線，他以充滿憤慨的語氣嘆息，以示自己的存在。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0G6y9m9XnH
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmo0tvjhWy
我不敢回應，只有等其他人先出聲，我才自然地加入討論。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡID3dnFv3M1
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVA11F6q8wm
賣魚勝以充滿親和力的語氣回應：「駭客兄。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpt1NW1467o
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWaNWV98no
做得好！不愧是最完美的跟班！723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqNvjetzEg
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILhTvweJpQ
「不如我地一齊殺左ABC咯？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qiNGZXJ58
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADXMnkyXx4
你媽的賣魚勝知道自己在做什麼嗎！？這是最大的背叛啊！我沒有屈你睇AV啊，你真的在睇AV嘛！為什麼要怪我！？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ781D1crW1T
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7mXk4sI5P
「ABC大大！！SEED啊！！SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED啊！！」簫風繼續呼喊。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBQpan4OCI
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLA1JszGvy
Moscow killer你會幫我吧？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNFZ2QuT1R
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXFEkdfo0Y
「哈哈。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZToOGU5SP
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsU3DHloM6Q
只有兩字的文字訊息，表示他明確的立場。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4G5zClktsh
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPvUeyzT7U
現在四面楚歌，我唯一能做的就只有用這份報告書安撫一下他們。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSz9qjxLFYc
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGbx2xCwOc
不過無論如何，我也有責任對憤怒的超級駭客做多點事補償一下……因為剛剛的行動裡，我或許真的有一點點點點點點點點點點錯，對他有特別優待，也不是什麼過份的事……723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe41Qq1znPN
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於是我加上這樣的一句：723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryC0Y1TzLE
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVMo9uxFDZ
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9t0EqUMdKP
『事後我推著坐著輪椅的超級駭客，問情況如此危急，為何不聯絡我們，請求支緩？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mrkKxCHgl
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrgO9ebmYY
他沒有立即回應，只是點支煙，從容不迫地吐出煙圈回答一個令我非常深刻而且敬重的回應：723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJyvjMuyhX
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdotj69758
「要連累同伴陷入危險當中……我做唔到。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2tDsmLroK
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SdQ7vyAqB
無疑，此乃真漢子也。』723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr49MwTIvXF
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNb8PNCnJS
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyHQZKXz1O
希望能讓他高興一點吧。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOAVrQ9yCm
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeX8TKv8hqo
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEVMnrbVIM
可幸其後他們讀過這份報告書都顯得非常喜悅。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHpUxa65xC
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTa6oJFv1c7
賣魚勝看罷立即為我補位：「嘩！駭客兄你型哂啦！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDevk5KJIkr
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdQQURi0YW
果然賣魚勝就是賣魚勝，一個命中注定要成為跟班的人。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVdAkPuSIf
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtH3Olcq8Dt
超級駭客沉兩秒，然後裝作謙虛回應：「嗯……同我本人都有幾分相似，唔錯啦……真係唔該哂你喇ABC。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtvzZPfGFJ
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQAXTCGvgu
雖然聽起來沒什麼情況波動，又似是滿不在乎的樣子，但我很清楚他心裡其實是高興得要死的，大概吧。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwtlqwRheJ
723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8aksdfB0O
「卜。」說完這句話不足兩秒，這下Skype系統聲響將我的推想完全否定。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3dySan3h3
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因為它表示，超級駭客已經離開對話，並且下線了，也許這份報告應該不足消除他的怒氣吧……723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSdzaDNcZb
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大家也沒有理會這件事，用了五分鐘冷靜下來的簫風，看完報告後更理所當然地高興得要死：「正啊，ABC！我地幾時再去次啊？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFV1JMdr4DZ
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你他媽的將這種玩命行動當成學校旅行嗎！？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnSNaRQ8E8
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「其實非必要都唔好再玩依D野喇，真係玩唔起。BTW Nice Job，ABC」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC25reco0HR
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Moscow killer已透過文字訊息說出我想說的話。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwEQjyPCXG
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見眾人都喜歡這份報告書，我回應一下：723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzozw5gWwhX
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「我等等會上傳依份報告去巴別塔嫁喇，到時你地記得自己推下Post啦。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4Q6qCeGZA
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「咁威既野，緊係會推啦，你放心啦。」簫風立即回應。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGbODy9rNu
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在你這樣回應，我便放心啊。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49REoPZNbi
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排好版，上傳前我再校對一次這份所謂的報告書，看罷我無神地望著Enter鍵，呆滯地打個呵欠，心想：723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39miGuKYnu
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真是件英勇的事跡呢……723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcQse2aVZe
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見超級駭客還未上線，我決定打電話給他。因為責任上，我需要了解一下他的情況，必要我已做好了道歉的準備。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnd2VYYEdxw
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟………」可是，這就是他的回應。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3taiVM4qo8
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不過，回想起三個小時前，超級駭客怒成這樣，其實也不是沒理由的……723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDDD9R6rjz
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