不要再說那個叫『堅系雷神』的MK柒頭了。761Please respect copyright.PENANA2DWwu5uyr2
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這種人實在看多眼都嫌多,於是我立即轉台,開出新視窗,看看Yahoo新聞都無咁嬲。761Please respect copyright.PENANAgdxKkzFCqY
761Please respect copyright.PENANANVrZvTqcE2
同時候,細妹也左扭右扭地回到房間了,看來應該便秘坐到雙腳麻痹吧。761Please respect copyright.PENANAvWAnlTZlv5
761Please respect copyright.PENANA2U8mAhWXFZ
她幾經辛苦坐到床上,解開頭上的馬尾,讓一頭帶著輕微天然卷的長髮散落到背後,然後公整地將橡筋放回床邊的小木盒,並在抽屜裡取出那副黑框眼鏡戴上,看來她在廁所不只是屙屎,還脫了隱形眼鏡。761Please respect copyright.PENANAqnDfsU8b1q
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她注意到我的斜視目光,不知為了什麼嘆一口氣,再平心靜氣地問我:761Please respect copyright.PENANA9HP5n69PKq
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「點啊?裝完未啊?」761Please respect copyright.PENANAlFsE5QYdEP
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看看安裝的進度條,剛剛就在這一秒完成,於是我就回答她:761Please respect copyright.PENANAjle7kn4i0v
761Please respect copyright.PENANAlXkIoobr9m
「搞惦喇,應該唔洗我教你用架啦?」761Please respect copyright.PENANA1mCwKHpOnx
761Please respect copyright.PENANAodhnwO8YiW
上身穿著熊仔睡衣,下身只穿一條超短褲的她無視背後的秀髮,用力躺到床上,一邊取出自己的三叔電話,一邊以非常老奉的語氣回應我:761Please respect copyright.PENANAxNxLLYqrKN
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「最好教返啦。」761Please respect copyright.PENANAm9spqSyANO
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聽罷我感受到她的視線,就伴隨著電腦椅轉身望向她,然後問:「你想用黎做咩先?」761Please respect copyright.PENANAiPp8Fox0ev
761Please respect copyright.PENANAq30KE2jPOH
坦白說,我第一個想起的目的,離不開應該都是用空間扭曲術整大自己對波,整長雙腳,又或是將自己的下巴改造成利器……761Please respect copyright.PENANAzwgb2eA461
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如果是這樣的話,我比較推介她使用一個叫美圖秀秀的電話app,這個程式無疑已足夠滿足一般女性的要求,而且簡單易用,省下我逐步教她用photoshop的時間。761Please respect copyright.PENANAwkdnvo7UHG
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她坐起來,托一托黑框眼鏡,認真向我解釋:「我想執下上次去赤柱影果d相姐。」761Please respect copyright.PENANABwkDyozVDD
761Please respect copyright.PENANAstad0nbRLU
「下?你執黎做乜?」我被她的言論嚇了一跳。761Please respect copyright.PENANAorwE8IiZ7l
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其實那輯赤柱的相片是我們一家之前去燒烤時所拍下的,由於攝影者是我,所以我們清楚裡面除了三張有人像的合照外,其他全都是我所拍下的風景相。761Please respect copyright.PENANADXxrqFYleQ
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現在想起來,細妹好像也拿過我的相機照過幾幅……難道她對攝影產生了興趣嗎?761Please respect copyright.PENANAi3HEeyXCBP
761Please respect copyright.PENANAaG1ZAjQIhl
細妹不自然地,用沒塗指甲油的純肉色手甲抓抓自己大腿兩下,臉有點紅,以不自覺的高音快速回應:「唔好理啦。」761Please respect copyright.PENANAt1ooUwC9YE
761Please respect copyright.PENANA7HUAM48J1K
這個語氣告訴我:我大概應該估中了。761Please respect copyright.PENANAdv6Vfb9mJP
761Please respect copyright.PENANAtobjSxODoR
「你唔講我唔教你啊。」我即時笑著要脅她。761Please respect copyright.PENANAV4aMDoFB2q
761Please respect copyright.PENANAqqZGfHEbIF
看來她發現了正被我玩弄,以貓將魚吃到一半卻被拿走的不滿眼神望著我,發悔氣地說:「咁你唔好教啦!你估我唔識自己學!?」761Please respect copyright.PENANAW8Oz3V4MDs
761Please respect copyright.PENANA0ISoLjTQwd
說罷就手持著那部三叔電話,從床上落到地上,而我則站起來,一邊作狀離開一邊說:「好啊,我無所謂架,見你咁生性我都好開心啊,哈哈。」761Please respect copyright.PENANAA00Owms2UY
761Please respect copyright.PENANAiAdIrNhboM
她坐到我剛讓出的位置上,一眼看落去就驚訝地問:「喂!我頂你啊!全部英文黎既喂?」761Please respect copyright.PENANAjtPEN2ObdF
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我怪笑兩聲揶揄她:「咁你有機會學下英文喇。」761Please respect copyright.PENANAjYc32xbwnl
761Please respect copyright.PENANAiMKlNiXQQG
她拉著我的衣角,不讓我離開,先命令,後請求我:761Please respect copyright.PENANAgtQ4A2g1Nx
761Please respect copyright.PENANACRzcCtm75e
「喂,幫我變做中文啦,好唔好?」761Please respect copyright.PENANAnnt4tt185B
761Please respect copyright.PENANAXwC0BeDrgA
我回頭,邪惡地反問她:「喂前喂後,無名你叫啊?你頭先唔係好威既咩?點解而家唔夠兩秒又過黎求返我啊?」761Please respect copyright.PENANAK6cNOiEQqL
761Please respect copyright.PENANAVulnhJX8sd
今次總算威返次,輪到我抓著她的春袋了,果然成為了巴別搭創造主,連運勢都不同了!761Please respect copyright.PENANAi3fXNtFkiN
761Please respect copyright.PENANA0l2FmglWpC
她輕輕地再扯我的衣角,請求我道:「係喇,阿哥,唔該你幫我裝返個中文版啦,唔該哂你啦。」761Please respect copyright.PENANA9Qnm2qVefB
761Please respect copyright.PENANAWkmADIoSkQ
看來真的有點不自然,明明平時的她應該會說:761Please respect copyright.PENANAUqSlLqAkyt
761Please respect copyright.PENANAhjhFwsIZ1v
「喂咪喂囉!我鐘意點叫就點叫!你唔鐘意幫就同我死開,唔好浪費我時間!」761Please respect copyright.PENANA97hdsyjl3p
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等等,再想起來,其實她好像從來都沒有跟我說過這種話……761Please respect copyright.PENANA3rgEfate5m
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我開始發現到……也許一直以來她對我也不是太差,只是間中作死一下。761Please respect copyright.PENANASJ4RvZKCud
761Please respect copyright.PENANAfqaplLw3iS
巴別搭創造主的新視角告訴我,那個惡鬼形象也許有一半都是一直以來自己所認為的……761Please respect copyright.PENANAh5Vo08wNKP
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算了,幫就幫。761Please respect copyright.PENANAzVO4lfWmsx
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她讓出位置坐到床上,我就坐回原位。761Please respect copyright.PENANAwOGuMM9prh
761Please respect copyright.PENANABnt7wLVIkS
上到Google,正想打上「中文化」三隻字,才發現無論怎樣按Shift+Ctrl,不論速成與倉頡都沒有出現,來來去去都只有英文鍵盤與那個不知所謂的《九方輸入法》……761Please respect copyright.PENANAuIYzBUVelN
761Please respect copyright.PENANANephdHguqc
這實在令人驚訝:「點解你部電腦會得九方架?速成果d走哂去邊!?」761Please respect copyright.PENANApqjwtAtlQA
761Please respect copyright.PENANAFxNQj7idCh
她脫下眼鏡,找出眼鏡布,邊抹著眼鏡,邊用理所當然的語氣回答:761Please respect copyright.PENANAvLZ0DwzkSX
761Please respect copyright.PENANAY3GNY8J8wu
「無啊……佢地成日阻住我開個九方出黎,反正又唔識用,咪刪走左佢囉。」761Please respect copyright.PENANAreR8Ixy8oX
761Please respect copyright.PENANAi2owPGUuOV
聽起來好像合理,但精通速成與倉頡的我,可是從沒有刪除過那個長年封塵的拼音啊:「你係咪痴Q線架?我而家要打中文啊,你話點算好?」761Please respect copyright.PENANA4f6JOPjczE
761Please respect copyright.PENANAyEdeEAGftG
聽罷她重新戴回眼鏡,擺出一副不耐煩的樣子,推開我,自己掌管鍵盤的一邊問我:761Please respect copyright.PENANAGDaCym1P4u
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「咪煩啦,IT佬,九方都唔識用……你唔好搞返個速成出黎,我幫你打啦,你要打咩字啊?」761Please respect copyright.PENANAslxNaigXDd
761Please respect copyright.PENANAT0Kr8h5vue
那句IT佬不知是褒義還是貶義,但聽起來實在非常難聽,還讓我有點想打人的衝動。761Please respect copyright.PENANARgMeRNIe7h
761Please respect copyright.PENANAz3x9xF1wBz
我煩躁地回答:「中文化啊。」761Please respect copyright.PENANAkjbLUCyApQ
761Please respect copyright.PENANAiUP4yySDSj
她就立即用純熟的手法拍打數字鍵盤,不消一刻就打出三個字,然後懶洋洋坐回床邊,於背後瞪著我。761Please respect copyright.PENANAQFCOV8sFZa
761Please respect copyright.PENANAmaEECuhU4t
九方,我以前都學過,實在不知道這個要付費的輸入法有什麼好處,於是我開口問細妹:761Please respect copyright.PENANA28KWV4tSGL
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「速成打兩個碼就可以揀字啦,你用九方要成三個碼,重要比錢買,點解唔學速成啊?」761Please respect copyright.PENANAVK2A5yymsC
761Please respect copyright.PENANARrBXwTGJQV
她立即回答:「速成d碼都唔合邏輯,咪搞我。九方係就係打三個碼,但我最多得0至9十個碼要打,速成記成廿幾個碼,搵鬼用啊?重有啊,打完碼我搵字一定快過速成囉唔該。」761Please respect copyright.PENANAIVczbGDcur
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聽來有文有路……761Please respect copyright.PENANArsC7myW2F9
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等等!!761Please respect copyright.PENANAoYva5OAxZj
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三個碼!?761Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5FiOcDsdJ
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我腦裡忽然閃出今日四眼仔給我的密碼,記得好像全部組合都是只有三個數字的……再想一想……沒錯!!確實全部都只有三個的!761Please respect copyright.PENANA3jFRwACkyQ
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一想起那堆密碼,我就非常緊張,如果這堆數字又是某種輸入法的輸入碼的話,整個密碼的解構就好像一個圈一樣,說不定是最好的答案……不,應該說,沒有比這更適合的答案了!761Please respect copyright.PENANAJPRAvNrZyr
761Please respect copyright.PENANAfb3UUiZSVM
說到九方輸入法,全世界哪裡有人會用?我哪知道,但我肯定香港必定有人會用,以前在讀中學時,我們都曾被迫接觸過這種輸入法,所以當年中了這個陷阱,懂得使用九方的香港人應該為數不少。761Please respect copyright.PENANA9U25UdEDYC
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所以也符合「給香港人解的密碼」的中心原則,絕對有試的價值!761Please respect copyright.PENANAGb7xPjI5ad
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雖然我對九方也有點基本概念,但還是要確認一件事。761Please respect copyright.PENANAQvY0mJrN6h
761Please respect copyright.PENANASakdifBM3f
「等等,打九方要用三個碼?果三個碼係咪一定要係數字黎架?」761Please respect copyright.PENANAnM5z1oy6S4
761Please respect copyright.PENANA78Uh6xGz4P
她用無奈的眼光望著我,理所當然地回答:「下?緊係啦,你見到個九公格有英文咩?」761Please respect copyright.PENANAK9NSvqumhf
761Please respect copyright.PENANAwUYIzk5U2L
聽到這句,我就放心了!761Please respect copyright.PENANAJhH8otzBIe
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於是立即拿出IPhone,找出在今日下午在四眼仔那邊影底,兩段最後所解出的密碼給細妹看。761Please respect copyright.PENANA58aNu5nYkI
761Please respect copyright.PENANAbZ08jKZmR5
她看來一頭霧水,用「你想點啊?」的眼神望著我,於是我立即就解釋:761Please respect copyright.PENANAtlMpvD2Aux
761Please respect copyright.PENANAkV9B1tpwZz
「你可唔可以將依堆數字轉做中文啊?」761Please respect copyright.PENANATlC8ThF4oC
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《639 958 498 260 987 780 170 990 678761Please respect copyright.PENANAvwJp5g8eEw
980 857 320 940 190 949 711 585 240》761Please respect copyright.PENANArCPWcdHYdE
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《740 069 509 371 098 891 281 001 789761Please respect copyright.PENANAPe3Wt5qpTL
091 968 431 051 201 050 822 696 351》761Please respect copyright.PENANAQEe7y8OKPw
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她再看一眼密碼,用手捲捲自己的長髮,看來苦惱地告訴我這個要求是無理的:761Please respect copyright.PENANAZwcUJGeshs
761Please respect copyright.PENANAslpTrmwM6V
「下?無啦啦點轉啊?你估我係神探伽利略啊?」761Please respect copyright.PENANAbIDafdYivk
761Please respect copyright.PENANABlV6FOeSa7
「頂,以你既智慧緊係轉唔到啦!」我第一反應想這樣說,但有求於她,所以理智告訴我,這樣說是沒有意義的。761Please respect copyright.PENANABL0cGYYrtS
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於是我吸一口氣冷靜地解釋:761Please respect copyright.PENANALKqPeCl8qr
761Please respect copyright.PENANAX9FmSR1wW1
「我既意思係…叫你用九方將d數字轉做中文啊。」761Please respect copyright.PENANAZdwheG1dWY
761Please respect copyright.PENANAMjnUx58JDd
細妹立即輕佻地說:「下?咁炸?」看來非常失望,想必她應該比誰都更想做神探伽利略吧。761Please respect copyright.PENANAKoT8eYoPqN
761Please respect copyright.PENANAkpPPBjEq45
之後她再補上一句:「要我幫你?唔係唔得……」有買有賣,應該的,假如真的能解破這個密碼,巴別搭將會一舉成名。761Please respect copyright.PENANAsCTMtTqbsX
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盤算過得失,我當然立即就答應她:761Please respect copyright.PENANAQIUD00ccl5
761Please respect copyright.PENANAWW0dVF0M6c
「幫我解到既話,你話點就點啦!」761Please respect copyright.PENANAEKDS398h01
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她帶著惡鬼的笑容說:761Please respect copyright.PENANApbnYshD4iC
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「拿,我無叫你架,你自己講架炸。」看來已想到一些麻煩極大的代價給我去承受。761Please respect copyright.PENANApzxGYwE7QC
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我都未回應她就被推開了,期間她搶走我的IPhone看著說:「行開啦,拎你D數字黎睇下。」761Please respect copyright.PENANAzQyQ4LMuC0
761Please respect copyright.PENANAlI0xGMOVAO
看了兩秒,她又問我:「上下都要解哂?」761Please respect copyright.PENANAwAUrmVP2gA
761Please respect copyright.PENANA5v9g0Px2fn
坦白說,我哪知道哪一段才是對的,一於要她全都解掉最穩陣:「係啊,你解到就解啦。」761Please respect copyright.PENANAvAQz9wwvR7
761Please respect copyright.PENANApZsBkhuyoG
她聽罷皺一皺眉頭轉頭望向我,,以專家的語氣質疑道:「咪玩啦,下面果段有幾個零字開頭,無得解架喎,你有無常識架?」761Please respect copyright.PENANAEV7j7SeTUH
761Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8SMZktoH3
巧合地,剛好在這個角度,她的黑框眼鏡反光得一片白色,完全見不到雙眼,看來就像電影中的專家一樣。761Please respect copyright.PENANA7gyFBGR4Ij
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本人不太了解九方的構造,所以也不能反駁,於是就認真老實地向她確認:761Please respect copyright.PENANA8wxbFHPArL
761Please respect copyright.PENANArYiwFibShM
「咁上面果兩行有無問題呢?」761Please respect copyright.PENANAXBZCcuKm7Q
761Please respect copyright.PENANAkL58tpDn0Z
仔細地看清楚Iphone上第一段的密碼兩遍,她才向我確認:「果兩行……得啊,無問題啊,全部都ok。」761Please respect copyright.PENANABZosF3MYhA
761Please respect copyright.PENANAZYvxZqSdoy
聽起來這件事好像愈來愈專業,感覺就好像跟一個解碼專家交談一樣,而實際上,她就只是一個精通九方的中三女學生,實在有點不對味兒。761Please respect copyright.PENANAyA60aNGMcE
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然後她繼續以專家的語氣,說出一句非常專家的話:761Please respect copyright.PENANAQqCZhBlQQB
761Please respect copyright.PENANA90HydSGWe1
「但老老實實,你確認係九方碼黎架喇?如果解唔出既話我一樣要收費架喎。」761Please respect copyright.PENANAmunCOqJ5pb
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這一刻,我實在不知怎回應才好,如果她真的是專家的話,我應該就會回答:761Please respect copyright.PENANAZJ96PSy0xe
761Please respect copyright.PENANA1lCrESYs1L
「係,我明白架喇。」761Please respect copyright.PENANAP7CGlqMmnj
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不過她只是我一個十六歲的細妹啊!為什麼我非得要用對專家的語氣對她!?761Please respect copyright.PENANAHyp5ddXogA
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但一時之間我又不知該怎樣回應她好,於是就抓抓頭,裝傻說:761Please respect copyright.PENANApQSoN6neWb
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「下?要收費架?我地假假地都一場兄妹啊,岩岩重幫你裝左個Photoshop,你唔會咁對我掛?」761Please respect copyright.PENANAIB5Dk9A4uk
761Please respect copyright.PENANAVuMt9oLgb3
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她半閉著眼,帶著不滿地跟我翻一筆很新的舊帳:761Please respect copyright.PENANAjSMhuwHson
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「你咁快唔記得我岩岩叫你教我用Photoshop果時,你點應我喇?」761Please respect copyright.PENANAoigNVOVYsN
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其實我從沒想過要逃到自己房不教她的,沒什麼比起這個年紀的少女,想要在發掘興趣當中尋覓自我,更令人感到鼓舞。761Please respect copyright.PENANAr4S6hwHO5e
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這樣必定比起從跟MK扑野當中尋找自我更加有益,所以攝影這方面,本人是絕對支持的。761Please respect copyright.PENANAvf0Uk08QkE
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於是我就理所當然地答應她:「咁你想學乜,我咪教返你囉,可以開工未?」761Please respect copyright.PENANAEhNaK2YM9X
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得到一個滿意的答覆,她還是要裝一下矜貴:761Please respect copyright.PENANAKkhcLyBisX
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「得喇,得喇。咪催。再催我就唔幫你架喇。」761Please respect copyright.PENANASAymTLP0f6
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「你話事,鐘意點就點,最緊要幫我解左佢,到時你鐘意點都得。」我再度滿足她,及作個保證。761Please respect copyright.PENANAQAEX6lSW5V
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然後她就挺直腰板,深呼吸一下……761Please respect copyright.PENANAxdxdjPUPtI
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我才發現她的上圍其實也挺豐滿的,雖然與芙相差甚遠,但以香港少女來說,她都可說是「大」的一群。761Please respect copyright.PENANAXTSq1nIxtw
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深呼吸完,她墊著背後不到腰的長髮倚到電腦椅背,看看IPhone問我:「咁由第一個開始啦。739啊?」761Please respect copyright.PENANAI7uhTHERkL
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一打出739即時彈出九個字,分別是『鷝畈略鴨夥畋畇畛畽』,她按0鍵,轉向第二個選字頁,彈出的就只有一個字『鸓』761Please respect copyright.PENANAP7pF3gCsld
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基本上除了『略』,『鴨』與『夥』之外,其他字我都不知是什麼。761Please respect copyright.PENANA4ct4y31T86
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見她遲遲也未打出答案,我望望她,她也望望我,終於我首先忍不住問:761Please respect copyright.PENANALyx52k9NFG
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「你知唔知係邊個字?」761Please respect copyright.PENANAvqaLlrLA0z
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「我點知啊?你自己揀啦!」761Please respect copyright.PENANAzMDDcM35zT
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聽到這一句,我就知出問題了,也許我取要在這十個字當中揀選一個正確,但我當然不想發生這種事,所以就抱有一絲希望問她:761Please respect copyright.PENANAgorREmTwlw
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「d數字係唔係幫唔到你直接打到個字出黎架?」761Please respect copyright.PENANA3Cm85mpiiU
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她將本來在左耳前,長長的秀髮撥到耳後,托著腮煩躁地回答:「緊係啦,你用速成都要揀字啦。」761Please respect copyright.PENANAPgF4VusI4t
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唉……看來又是時候要出動我那精明的頭腦了。761Please respect copyright.PENANAlRBuH2Q3bP
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