Simon無惡意的寒喧，讓我的處境改變了。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQ68cx7hWl
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJjbRvBnZm
唉…說什麼「啊，志仔，唔阻你地傾計喇~」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxybMHJpzJ
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdsqzl5Uum
坦白說，我們一檯六個所謂IT人根本就沒話好談，個個都只是看著手提電話或是I-pad，各自玩玩遊戲，看看電影，似是一群草泥馬一樣，和諧得很。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsgDbLO60V
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCPuHRBVtj
本來應該是這樣的。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05gBbZZMGB
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJibAiY3vb
「啊…志哥啊？你同Simon哥好熟嫁？」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEPugDHgp6
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnvqUB0QTW
這隻梳著All Back頭，兩邊剷青，名為「恭仔」的草泥馬瞪著我問道。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOYYVH5gkf
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJR7Fi5CG8
就這樣，和諧被打斷了，以我所知，他的偶像是Gay Dragon和大文豪，我真心覺得他很適合做這份垃圾工作的。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqn525tJ9o
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiiKBu89cQ
但看他這副衰樣，我就不禁憂鬱起來，我居然與這種垃圾是同事！？而且怎看也好，他都不像讀IT出來吧！942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPyx22W1Gv
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelwvqSlK2v
「有兩句咁啦。」我如此敷衍道，拜托你別再煩我，滾回去繼續看那低智韓劇吧。但恭仔當然不會放棄繼續接近我這個疑似黃馬褂的機會，繼續追問：942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSV3tAlr42w
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFJUuFmLaD
「有兩句…即係好熟啦……」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lpDZilmDd
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJsr7HskvD
臉皮真厚。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDz0lPMOMa
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tLIGSaAwm
「關你撚事咩，死開啦。」我想這樣回答，但我當然不能這麼火爆。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPOEV27euM
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡol9NJswTz0
「一般啦，佢係我親戚個朋友黎既姐。」這是我給你的最後機會，要是你不停口繼續問，我就會以最殘酷的回答「哦」來對付你。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbYFpb2sBg
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9h566ZTwqK
「屌，恭仔，一睇就知阿志哥唔撚想同你講野啦，重係咁聊人，搏乜啊？」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSq6sssP5EO
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡug0qXzWZNq
坐在我右邊，一個印象淺薄，連名字也不清楚的四眼仔帶著厭惡斥責道。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpxJ0Uep1Y
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx20pczzQXa
說得好！942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HLPdFrqYu
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAxV2TneDc
但我很清楚，他這樣說不是為我解圍，而是準備向我問更多，我應先下手為強，順手為我的研究收集多一點數據：942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2qrH3N7Ce
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRXIv4E2py
「你地記唔記得魚柳包幾時開始得返半塊芝士嫁？」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAccT4H90g
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqwRAAdO6D
想不到這兩一問，迎來了漫長的DEAD AIR，四周的聲音似是拉長了一樣，時間也慢起來……讓我能好好感受這一刻的尷尬感覺。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGe1ParOp5t
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXyFndvPyu
也讓我重新了解一下，自己所調查的東西，究竟有多無聊…942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmPmIJrcSx
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgGuSZ6r9o
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6yXRFhkZk
看到他們倆的眼神……942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANf5P93fJ3
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdyvdcsOex
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vbUjRFrjB
唉…好想找個洞躲進去啊。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqNhmKTyks
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAXjOwgJHa
「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdyKOg67dS
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoMbwWNxlA
經歷了長達6.89秒的DEAD AIR，讓我以為自己變成了一個戇鳩仔，豈料那個四眼仔居然皺起眉頭，以非常嚴肅的語氣為我解脫：942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgDlfra4HI
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8CT0SG6Ev
「你都發現到依個問題啊？」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdggAirA1H
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLld0OitYh
原本我以為他會這樣說的：「你係唔係玩鳩我啊？」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMEzYfUt7k
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGU572ejMv
沒想到居然會在這種場合找到知音人，我如在挪威經歷完幾十日的長夜後重見太陽般感動！然後他認真又帶點好奇地問：942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZqIiJOejP
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lTNsPUTWq
「網上面好多人都講過依個問題，但最後往往都無疾而終，其實好多人都唔再理依個問題，點解你要撩返起件事黎講呢？」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IzBS7J69c
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAnps1bEcC
為了訴說原因，我把昨晚與阿熹所發生的事都告訴他，除了阿熹莫明奇妙的失憶那一段。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjwA4D7SMn
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPOdSRsll7
經過一番討論，我發現他所知的與我差不多。因為基本上一般人除了Google之外，可以做的事根本有限。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfhVTnFaD0
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo67778sCu
雖然我們也算是IT專才，但殺雞焉用牛刀？誰會花力氣用「其他方法」去調查這種無關痛癢的小事？942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMUubzx3Pt
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1Is8eYekQ
原本只有我和四眼仔的討論，之後也引來了恭仔同檯的人搭嗲，大家都記得魚柳包過去確是有一塊芝士。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpN3tkkGpV
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemeJln7xmu
恭仔依然像隻哈巴狗一樣，不停地跟隨我的說話回應：942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRh640tKOw
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nhkc3UVc6
「我都係咁樣應為啊。」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnWA4NVZ36
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNUkEsyClv
「我都記得係咁啊。」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUphSI5Xln
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yCBnksE25
「係囉，係囉。」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8hkygX3hx
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8urcUZaDd
真的煩到像隻烏蠅一樣，但在討論中總有人要負責和應，這些廢話就填補了對話中的空缺位置。他很有攝位的天份，將來必成為一個擦鞋的高手。「咁即係肯定係M記出蠱惑啦，無可能全世界都記錯嘅！」恭仔裝作不忿地說這句Everybody Know的結論。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtn7MAvQ1zT
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJIcmmVxbq
「點解你地可以咁肯定？」一把聽起來有禮的低沈聲音反問。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1NlKW13q7
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHf3XVGacL
一望過去，說這句話的是一個坐在四眼仔旁，一直在玩PsV而沉默不語的肥仔說的。聽見反對聲音，恭仔即時帶有惡意反擊。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdh7i8BCcqt
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLNd6GFpEj
「咁你係唔係記得一直都係得半塊啊？」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMcFGiHJef
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC87hD3l8dr
「唔係，我都記得有一塊。」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJlIu2zmyJ
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypskpzFX7g
「咁你想表達乜野啊？」恭仔以聽起來充滿敵意的語氣說道。但肥仔面無懼色，淡定地回應：942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZKTeD83gm
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgOtUMhQV3
「我無必要表明自己既立場，只係想提醒你地一件事。你地識唔識波蘭斯基？」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtE5twvEHCw
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0Fb778Mpb
未有等任何人回答，肥仔繼續說：942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCx9ywDKDsR
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhWbwk4JuQ
「我好鐘意《鋼琴戰曲》，所以一直都有留意波蘭斯基既動向，係幾年前，我睇新聞話佢係瑞士比人放左之後病死左，《影子滅殺令》就成為左佢既遺作，當年我就係因為咁所以睇左套戲成三次。」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiX6aSJprOd
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KZ9ZbGMkk
「但結果上年有套叫《玩謝大導演》既戲上左，導演又係波蘭斯基，我當塘嚇左一跳，重問人佢點解明明佢死左都重會有新戲上？佢地望住我，問我係唔係戇鳩，因為波蘭斯基根本就無死到。」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEPKrO9Gwa
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgm8dqdiu5O
「最後我無再出聲，全世界，連埋套戲都話我聽：『係我記錯左』，咁重有乜理由要柒落去？我勸你地咪信埋自己d戇居記憶，諗埋魚柳包依D無謂野喇，一塊定半塊芝士關你鬼事咩，聽日重要返工啊。」942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunSWNdzTtd
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLVvUKQS6u
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBAMZtdrd4
雖然得不到任何回應，但他看來亦滿不在乎，繼續低頭玩自己的Psv。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Zp0Wt5ajU
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqBqhN0P2I
942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPfg2uMiqC
他的話讓全桌的熱鬧也凍結了，世界只剩下場地所播放著的K-pop，沒靈魂的電子低音殘留在令人煩厭的大氣中。942Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFICqnmJzF
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