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但我很清楚，他這樣說不是為我解圍，而是準備向我問更多，我應先下手為強，順手為我的研究收集多一點數據：888Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCu796lAJ4e
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想不到這兩一問，迎來了漫長的DEAD AIR，四周的聲音似是拉長了一樣，時間也慢起來……讓我能好好感受這一刻的尷尬感覺。888Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeHHeEIct0
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沒想到居然會在這種場合找到知音人，我如在挪威經歷完幾十日的長夜後重見太陽般感動！然後他認真又帶點好奇地問：888Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwy2NSn3QU
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「網上面好多人都講過依個問題，但最後往往都無疾而終，其實好多人都唔再理依個問題，點解你要撩返起件事黎講呢？」888Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYeeDlVxwt
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原本只有我和四眼仔的討論，之後也引來了恭仔同檯的人搭嗲，大家都記得魚柳包過去確是有一塊芝士。888Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aqCjpY8gH
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「我好鐘意《鋼琴戰曲》，所以一直都有留意波蘭斯基既動向，係幾年前，我睇新聞話佢係瑞士比人放左之後病死左，《影子滅殺令》就成為左佢既遺作，當年我就係因為咁所以睇左套戲成三次。」888Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7msIguBkd
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他的話讓全桌的熱鬧也凍結了，世界只剩下場地所播放著的K-pop，沒靈魂的電子低音殘留在令人煩厭的大氣中。888Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUsyhheICi
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