第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcizPH9FRK
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FfcrhHFS1
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHfYbS0R2a
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gOt6qt34A
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqpyN02YGP
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5QpxyEg9Q
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAivyrndboK
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYOjgfdU1z
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKRJcCirFN
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXmSQDnuM8
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9MjPGQhqe
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvFNPSf1M0
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYdAE52Hhe
咁都俾你發現添。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZrv4c8CwV
好，即刻開始！861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqcqvpsPzl
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwQwSKYdZV
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJF3JNGpVu
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmff9AIm1Dv
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGl0c41kXdq
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGPg43cJSK
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQ4JKrTakp
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBRot11wOR
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVy50R8Wj9
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Wz4FUAIxg
公仔死咗，女友發火…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryu34BatAE
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3fh56hNlM
「鬼王」趴咗街…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkeXD3ARBB
本來都已經奄奄一息…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbwopv1TCQ
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkush51nF2V
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmiTzGg4SJ
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnTVeLVd4q
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEE3MHXBtT
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fw0x3XXYV
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdaWTFxb2Q
好，呢一集正式開始！861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpN3PBfZYJ
(而家先開始？)861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6klCgSrK4U
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0qoiaBNmK
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoxd9cgK4l
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvTeF6mu4q
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOnkgxshhy
係「井上」先生啊！861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSquh1MBUxz
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFA60OVaOJX
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOdPsFPhO4
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjUIQJRIRN
「我笑又關你事呀？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOknlHUWuM
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnE85K1XEMe
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NnkUDaP3M
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RNO2cmqYv
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNJNwXoKxs
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdsTMHU0cE
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iKV3Luvzv
「就憑你？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiRJYoOiMC
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjgcKxLmvq
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9e11T3FqYA
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoX3JPzULsF
「九陽草薙！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgFnAQSeDP
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjh6UOBr0V
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVB73xj5oxX
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAIDoxWBPn
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZkOxO6x7O
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvVk9El3Qr
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYQaAdi5ej
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxOjHrrniK
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkR3scxiyV7
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPEJ9Kxivw
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zVs5qfrQU
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6ouHR74bs
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZtfhD8dnm
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBdh2vQzK2
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhs9ByhO3wl
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXX61Meybq
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jMrwgwRCn
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62EtFyAc0g
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczeyxiGL8Y
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGu3R1U8DfK
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO147HmLVq5
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRiqkeBfYc
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3Qc8CmtIy
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bq3rMkPUc
「又點解啊？」大家問。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTY7jxb10qB
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONJmKMtGXD
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQKQY8Etv8
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLmJ2sIFtC
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwSNUBpn0A
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvfljxZIjD
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zDetGE7rI
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHTNypKjsQ
好在…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLH4F7kFX5
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4WlPOHk0c
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEd1mQBtMg3
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0woAnqZCJF
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzYNXXfNyx
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaG3399nQ3Y
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTiG4MIU0L
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrit9bWVMN
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IcDJfJ4JR
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxf70upDSc0
「冇可能！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhE0cfBAU4
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWePxki4ug5
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPYNaa3qXp
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcWIAd8aGW
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJuSRjIJSi
最後一吓…(插~！)861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooSAwsuQcw
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPf7Jm5VwKF
………861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QHFw8glBz
但係…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJXIjdwtPY
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8oDdENO18
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIb6Mrk9sP
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XdD603nLr
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMphMeMxev
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7kpBx7sIs
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRW3CNJsJr
突然…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1NHj400WA
(嚓~！) 一聲…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8etqDJbra
咩事啊？861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8pb26vl9Z
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0o1MfYcbk
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRtJlrFXIv
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yYKHew2OQ
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldw7QUPvyt
(待續)861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7oI73636B
下集預告︰861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qFCzjnPVE
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tcw6G9pM0
註解︰861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsRIFrTFdc
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHOde93zY0
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Fg6zQcvEI
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。861Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvhLM14CT9
