第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vBe0VKEmU
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7XsMxvTvo
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YbtYYbrJg
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGUMrUKxjD
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCCd3BLS9P
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJGjkEle8t
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRyNcZh7T3
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7r6KS2Dmvo
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡET7kZyHFdw
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MmSLFnu53
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JBNvucJdM
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2pwHDXoPg
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jrs0xx6ef
咁都俾你發現添。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBPXlBqWk2
好，即刻開始！825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl59KqIDZpV
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJ3ZqBmxGu
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRNrE3rL6Y
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhMbYBWfu1
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLRlnYkqOe
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSzCuLjxko
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOSPGzClIm
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMFe1CGzT5
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1SLSiu5qU
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWOuk7mbQn
公仔死咗，女友發火…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPxmEqpgdy
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFssK5feuR
「鬼王」趴咗街…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvn4FO8mswz
本來都已經奄奄一息…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61XKYUQvXG
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrfDiQ8FYB
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFKSzMZlhc
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPy1AAdIJH
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KEdnuCDUf
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYYD9cMkko
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuKoV6eznH
好，呢一集正式開始！825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZIbZye6Gk
(而家先開始？)825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuZJ27FO26
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gscq3d8lN
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcU044VPEaA
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqrw2t878J
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgNORMWmxL
係「井上」先生啊！825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvwKV9fm9t
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpbIfRJpiP
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFumPX1nQ4
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwx3LG423Uc
「我笑又關你事呀？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRsrDjaPnd
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkDYYhqEZd
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlruFRGkEp
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8XzcNB5Pk
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEi0czsoX8
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EA9FpArMy
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ek639CBq7
「就憑你？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VeB2IyLuk
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOMhEUhQWZ
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwq38RGAGN
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HgtN8FAfF
「九陽草薙！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzdGRmA9tJ
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2wGd6n2i6
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeC5kSVxPch
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19pKZzy6Zh
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6X4Uptfka
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMmnE716iw
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmanNcnY7Dr
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYh8V02Y17
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ntsbvjIHF
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYftOx9rDQN
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZVlLWXJj1
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpjlamNyxL
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoB9tGSNC8
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlB7tlOYYz6
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahvMUgXEQ1
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7smzvUEaWx
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHFVlhtToA
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfptcMGPA0
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7t82l4g4pu
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBWj8x49Jk
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOW7S8HHIr
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9OSjQYzSB
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucwNsTKLGO
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2lmmpKN1N
「又點解啊？」大家問。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRG7ocPh8J
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIntHOvfx3J
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqS5lhiYyO
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcqiBWZfsx
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TWHMPMkYN
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OymPTMGRl
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtk5skB192
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpy6PQPZnU
好在…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGXkeUAFmP
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfF5w3QKuFa
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8UNtHeWmu
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfacv1H6Kh
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kA9gnSDSP
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccgY6JP2cK
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nLxwXGwLY
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoprsnZKSD
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6T0lF7IddJ
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYeaFjp074
「冇可能！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFsfvRT3RA
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KCcIz7Ox8
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSdPRjS93c
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOT0HjR1FqM
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyy0iT8nfz
最後一吓…(插~！)825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ePMnS499O
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuFGC9Mb4k
………825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJZLM9FxKB
但係…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFewyHwUAe
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sgdfp4xra
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lG3wo3V0w
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqekFyX904
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFFQkWi8ka
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfwrRAKHWC
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡex4gNoLEx4
突然…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCW9ecEvt7k
(嚓~！) 一聲…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjvyoVNMPK
咩事啊？825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIpFsbMQ3v
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbSusKPxH4
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFXgyZvTzk
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYi4LLuopy
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeMg8UWeWg
(待續)825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZEmPWE3yp
下集預告︰825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YN8EUQQ46
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYNqazawcr
註解︰825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRmwuWcAS6
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPYtn9xayh
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBkwblIugn
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuI42eGppi
