第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzonumj3zD
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWS1xrEl08
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7O40Nq3sJp
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4Sw78xtlc
(又話追？！)794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7o7XqVcvxp
「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvf6leens6
(咁你快D啦！)794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpf0EjvQDAE
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRaP5hWR3C
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcUNTjdhEq
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sh05rd18H
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyurGhUgJtK
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaDXNY70mE
如果係，我肯定…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpApnDRK6xl
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOnOv1FOMX
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJxzhQwIX0
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9N0LIxMmG9
咦，後面有堆字噃！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukse9Q7Vbd
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiqIEeJE8y
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PyE4zoPSE
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrb56wV8h8
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKcf1KkYQy
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxU6n4B7F6y
唉，阿公真係…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwYQONz6Ef
咁我即係唔使學啦！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQth4jUXeT
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiWW1Wp9uF
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rXb8Ztifo
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlLj3D8h36
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jcIuh4rxj
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmnS3c1iRk
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7j4JEjR4Y
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFVDbW2eAn
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzzKuDHctv
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sRKdGemoL
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78Pq8kG0b2
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhY354pyTa7
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0pfHMKizn
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbW4Ro2BUMx
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返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZ32RyZX2f
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqUJwBJuja
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAsYfe1q3r
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEthc2bS6nd
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGcL55aqPb
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AEd4H1WKw
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRV77Jc3qqU
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbejT4xfLd
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVaB5236sN
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sOZISfkbb
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZ0lRsEncm
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldAsZodl7e
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEev8xL6w67
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyB9eItviQ
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2C3V6tXdl
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qggq3yiZ7
「校長佢點啊？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLcHo5eOqk
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDls19BmQy
「咁就好喇！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJrZxEYQvx
(…)794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJC5kLlusY
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOHj6a7HvC
之後，我行返前去最前面…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9tIedQseF
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKNrpnpSLo
「咁贏咗呢？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnitQ0RO53
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0HEAXI7Xs
佢真係乞人憎到呢…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7OYI4HLLe
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBTVZ0zLSR
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWG6zOELEyg
「九字護身法，收！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEGyWICkPj
「天馬行空！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdz49CIzUwC
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pfl8BtJmF
「救命啊！救命啊！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucoWrqhJXh
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaXpeU6rfl
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRt3IIDRh2
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVmKJgPmrM
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQU89TSoFdf
好在，佢都識做…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUU49nKPng
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1ietGIVQV
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutP7IeXUJD
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnssEopvOjq
好啊！好啊！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfwA6d6neC
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBDQE91J6t
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94BcDxyqUN
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1hI6DI2vQ
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(咇~~~！)794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1HtHWO6Q3
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBp5AwkshC
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvO5kUuDIzd
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CiAp0f4HA
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKr8iYFFs9Y
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJm8aRPOoR
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEFsWuNEXc
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTjMgXXZ89
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaQZOGAypM
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNUk8RCkVz
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突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb99OXmFN3l
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDPZXVSqaq
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddalgavb7R
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4NA6ko7qV
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDS2rtoyYF
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vqpNfRsFb
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGAH0O1pZa
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJHRz1nwY7
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjikrRn0Gb
「傻佬明，波啊！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyvDntS7ia
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5wxW07FeY
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OodZYbYgY
「七旋斬！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTZXatasTS
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡze2cS24WHc
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyW4dIh8nQ
「阿狗！接波！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡub8WyX6pN7
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWZoEB7xZd
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8SYVGypOm
「百米九秒九！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKXokrI7Ko
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboPIyfPFx9
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlhLI9UQyy
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAfGkntmrM
(咇~~~！)794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVN6NQUSZk
YEAH，入咗喇！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gbUMuU8xi
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyippgSQBy
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmn5NqAWDQ
「越位。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7M7NiAhZD
「越位？！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjY9xcQEacA
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt764keJ8KW
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3xQfpdKjO
場面一片混亂…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneeSL0mS9y
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkgbYdOKkq
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6rHY36xCA
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfg7msMOt7
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8AK3GlTiN
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQojpgb92h
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvheYkqJynH
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYX1XLy5hkT
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡej8NrdQMi0
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Lp6jsZO9A
(嘭~！)794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfojEIj65vx
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBNmLUerXA
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1uyYnDoob
個波仲…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRHc7Pmvew
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIQXaqNYyK
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YouETUMTK
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