第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YR4FZwO0s
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8egVnNyXsf
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm10kjy4HQM
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i7bf0ZEPU
(又話追？！)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrRS21FsZb
「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHy5I68H1iu
(咁你快D啦！)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEL7yVMg5q
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dGlMTegxi
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViutgX595d
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAD49T4oZD
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Wy5Lc5g8e
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCH8BS8JQxC
如果係，我肯定…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZlBQA4yLd
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwdzrdXPiz
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0x4ouMbxSb
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwaNQDYyXi
咦，後面有堆字噃！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JN0RV4FId
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nsmm0V7RR
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcfqxv1hMs
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCS0CmXzoDD
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIGT9JkIhQ
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCGkiGSWd6
唉，阿公真係…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsI8ghYpL2E
咁我即係唔使學啦！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LdcU8N92s
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsTykIDRdM
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlfiHtVG5z
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvofUhVFn2
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVAaxmhY1m
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViGt4gVIiY
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTy0I5ZFP7
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEiYQkgOBn
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUa4yzgSffs
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0Upq3puws
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxwWl040Ss
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrUxJFkRL1
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSnzvSWljM
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgREJsdBpt
………712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfNhcO4wPK
返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYkefnpL3e
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0qhJOOSUy
………712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpDzgqK2Ok
入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wm6Hrdh69
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDg1uZy8eDb
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVaiof625D
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oyZgSXb4t
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDHXssbfOZ
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvgnZf5PXz
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuMCLHt8Ge
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTb4J8KeIWY
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4WPRnJ3Ao
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bk3Byc83O
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWx36djgev
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbTBtzsD3d
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xD2HSButM
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvBTznAkt1
「校長佢點啊？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sgOoPpQQs
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrj9o89ekki
「咁就好喇！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnstRm3MYZE
(…)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYpEfCTGrX
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66JqoOr35e
之後，我行返前去最前面…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELOlLhba4k
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTMbRuqutt
「咁贏咗呢？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgYW1lCjyi
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ORC3SSE0K
佢真係乞人憎到呢…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTl7nSBxj64
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7yeQMfIz3
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBKBfpCnHF
「九字護身法，收！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCSOhFE2r9
「天馬行空！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHE4gcciEP
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOhMVTgVD6
「救命啊！救命啊！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ651fkSXkUa
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNluufyXuH4
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7y6WjFH8Q
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUmW2wR95C
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjM4ruSJHx
好在，佢都識做…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFi4nCb3vL
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUraTnTXvk
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiSfB0AsQN
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6m1PfxIoXW
好啊！好啊！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNj1UobedV3
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhoiWdDj9C
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiueonVPK95
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4Pocq6VCe
………712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpw9DVafFc
(咇~~~！)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1pHE1mZ3i
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoewABRanz
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BYcSLXepv
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEMUHfRFBS
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyjVENlWVI
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncOKu7SgxA
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJb0lpjUQzw
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxq5Oit4KO
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡab4MV7gAZU
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8s3It81TCU
………712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtc2JgVJABx
突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzqRD4S6ML
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7bKyZDJEY
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcGc7yLHvx
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYreaDVZHS
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn4rohorn6
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVKITNI2gg
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiAsxohrRy
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytFyf0iQyb
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuG69gCl0Ag
「傻佬明，波啊！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCfBmCuxNT
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9vhfCDzl6
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI08bTmCvzy
「七旋斬！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUNGJMPgcF
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMV4TSEr9ZH
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1BWMZmc07
「阿狗！接波！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsClOjfdnL
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxSZrDqZ7b
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSQIL4zPFq
「百米九秒九！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXowlZAhoLM
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FK75vHiE9
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGoPC1q5O3
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyk6XH887a
(咇~~~！)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9gKMOhuNC
YEAH，入咗喇！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEpKk2kNpz
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqapkqRlFk
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGmmyAfFlS
「越位。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfsNgEugar
「越位？！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjydALoxb4x
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8U5vwED8Q
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1r1ZHSibnZ
場面一片混亂…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5O91kMFjw
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUt3L1pHAN
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEelgFEqZr
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbP4DFNGtR
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGzjgmHUX9
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaPbcLkTpS
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAsMgHrLSK
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbCL45sEOM
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsonyhmKNcz
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwiAa5aMha
(嘭~！)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyZk9jRq5l
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8fKnuHQd8
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjGkerKJqB
個波仲…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeuheuYWBF
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qPwEugxP8
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTY0WIjUkb
(待續)712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAbEhR3aDj
下集預告︰712Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NCxylnuak
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