第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsqfyOP9XB
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「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8hv47gDlM
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDg1GZwS8Ri
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「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzMvgLrxYH
(咁你快D啦！)775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUg9bN4nRiS
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOujQCR3Nq
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPp6V8SUdd
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wsV80nunO
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPVsFC8ZRF
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnq97ghzPY
如果係，我肯定…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbDGqOtnay
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNd4AmzxhRB
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAm8qXXWWD
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6T3bICIW5
咦，後面有堆字噃！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcjwWLsXwn
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6Ve8dMxPY
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQgdb5qmMO
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwd0kw0FF9b
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUASNpUxRkD
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2FUqbxGFp
唉，阿公真係…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ801CMbe7k5
咁我即係唔使學啦！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwsaSc2kRF
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueBf1Ur79F
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexuwoUwYGN
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtpGVLiFJR
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3c1psdynQ
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEAomoTEHZ
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODOYZBGzdf
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAy5HrmCtRw
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpxQgHquzd
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWhWGQVId4
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkDzc124My
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjbaAt0KEy
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWo9ex24HHm
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZtpcZvlds
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返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25j7l2Zfiw
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFjBy6CJaP
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPSSyY8kaZ
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHEcfUxeSm
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViB5TP8lIh
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnOkhAJDJw
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXIkH2swve
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErjA3jBpaK
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0hzm6WebE
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSTs0RBT0b
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2HzdUkuRP
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8CgMl2rnq
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgW4kqB3rhO
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WPpabG4s3
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NTkM0SkS0
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGeVMeSOSZ
「校長佢點啊？」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCU2JxJyAbE
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2tczD72Re
「咁就好喇！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1v9qlFJDX
(…)775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJBcsqFoYF
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLPXsJOmh9
之後，我行返前去最前面…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreDqzDCDu9
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRb1vzPaNL
「咁贏咗呢？」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWi7v7vmAS
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhW7ka1Dsbo
佢真係乞人憎到呢…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZ9stAox8t
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdtsWZUMOB
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffRnv9n2Ca
「九字護身法，收！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjtc06m6e2
「天馬行空！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7x47GAk8j
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lxZlM00sE
「救命啊！救命啊！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuuVy5RQRc
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMo5lQ5x2l
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVN7I5KUnAz
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsoTvPLdyL
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIMGyd40Um
好在，佢都識做…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HQ6dixLt6
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9A1DHD2X5
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuXglJD0Px
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDN4HThEVh
好啊！好啊！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCA1NmxIOz
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIxLQMANrp
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyt5nPvqdM
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytfny0b838
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(咇~~~！)775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Jd5XkFYUi
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mIVoZ34rQ
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkXFpryFOu
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphbvWmzLGy
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6KZUlpbBo
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCQNVcj5Nh
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyevMhHROn
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsrKp8KkdN
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiHbkqSBO6
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5SoqHtj2N
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突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlGDb66qu0
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFmZg20UOb
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpdQBp4YnM
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2GxfD7g9Y
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFa5L5eKA0
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvP5kr5QKM6
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBHnRkAb7M
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4Wsp2uJJn
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cwa3icpjT
「傻佬明，波啊！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFI9TOtuLDz
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZtRmAndUD
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxH75degpqu
「七旋斬！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfSotQBG28
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQBJXUqECx
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKUtCDYnhe
「阿狗！接波！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fkwln7a4j
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLudEmDiA0J
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK77r17cY9z
「百米九秒九！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTyoYRrROP
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7U7ecRAju
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5Bo8vkc8T
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF25KmfdCYZ
(咇~~~！)775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtNo5fE4Jc
YEAH，入咗喇！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUcuyOW13P
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVz47F7aqZA
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDwCksoCEC
「越位。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IStHEHZtl
「越位？！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcXXatfpXI
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVCP4fZBD1
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYc4twcOb7
場面一片混亂…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5jZSncJY1
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRXOsb4Jmk
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSltD146nnR
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKbTik9Mod
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wuHtluIPF
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrTfd74lgT
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV33wP7TDC3
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEmNXVbBZ1
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1s5Mhsz68T
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGANnonmv0T
(嘭~！)775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRMT7mGcuD
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7i8MnbUu1
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPE8PJqfNSd
個波仲…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNKsY3YEYZ
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1kdQbEk7O
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Vn2mYcYhE
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