第084集 ~ 欣︰「草帽呼子」原來…,大家似乎都打得好激烈啊!909Please respect copyright.PENANAcCdNUnCTbi
個井咁深咁窄,點解阿明你仲咁輕鬆咁嘅?你有信心返到上地面咩?909Please respect copyright.PENANAHjUYh1x4SG
而家仲咁明顯有隻妖怪喺井底陪你,我真係戥小倩擔心你啊。909Please respect copyright.PENANASuejwv0pBl
不過,我呢邊都好亂,我似乎應該擔心返自己先…909Please respect copyright.PENANAXTJw8y3YWs
「哇丫~!」「依丫~!」「走啊~!」「救命啊~!」「哇~!」909Please respect copyright.PENANAGCUkOlYSlv
D鬼怪都爭相走避,場面一時間真係好墟冚,好混亂啊!909Please respect copyright.PENANAIM4Oukg86v
仲人踩人,鬼踩鬼咁,攪到周地都係手腳,仲有甩咗出嚟嘅頭…909Please respect copyright.PENANA1tYzjHA1lb
…909Please respect copyright.PENANANeLzD3e7Jx
「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎,會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」909Please respect copyright.PENANAoMzI3yjz8f
「老人家」佢摸摸我個頭講。909Please respect copyright.PENANAdvP8cxd7cg
而我頭先淨係掛住睇個混亂場面,都唔知佢哋講過D乜。909Please respect copyright.PENANAhBQXEIiGc7
「你哋七個人,有「北鳳」後人,有靈犬護身,有靈貓護身,有靈狐護身,有老鬼護身,仲有邪靈護身,你哋使乜驚啊?」909Please respect copyright.PENANAdmWtT3krNI
我數數手指,有陳老師,靈犬!?唔通「居居」都係神靈嚟嘅?909Please respect copyright.PENANAClBYZkMNyx
仲有「荷瑪」﹑阿妮!?909Please respect copyright.PENANA5jIHnmj1Qg
「老鬼」係咪講緊頭先傾計有講到嘅阿明公公呢?淨返係…909Please respect copyright.PENANAIp1td4yMby
「袋袋」!?佢真係俾邪靈上咗身呀!?909Please respect copyright.PENANAmf6xGU7eh6
但係,點解班高人由得佢俾隻邪靈侵佔身體嘅?909Please respect copyright.PENANAFqEhuWDPRs
講到明係「邪靈」嚟,佢會唔會保護「袋袋」嫁?909Please respect copyright.PENANArq7ogWNEuS
定係會調轉槍頭打返我哋呢?909Please respect copyright.PENANAdxOAsREDqH
…909Please respect copyright.PENANA5cv4s9HMAL
「至於「草帽呼子」,雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪,但係性格孤僻,仲好怕醜,小妹妹你冇靈力,就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」909Please respect copyright.PENANALtMmK0TLlw
唔係講緊我呀!?909Please respect copyright.PENANArN1ute8oYN
輝輝佢拍一拍我膊頭,唔係連輝輝都想推我出去死呀!?909Please respect copyright.PENANAJ99Lyxqkx9
不過我諗諗吓,呢個位好似已經係最冇危險性…909Please respect copyright.PENANAzx7hzSGme4
所以輝輝應該都係咁諗,我唯有…909Please respect copyright.PENANAC8FdeaZkOk
「好,我試吓啦。」909Please respect copyright.PENANANsiQiTcDKt
我有D唔係咁開心,依個時候,仲要有個喺地下碌碌吓嘅鬼頭碌咗埋我腳邊…909Please respect copyright.PENANAMg6XxaHJQr
我咪大力一踢發洩吓囉,點知…909Please respect copyright.PENANAi4l0lHKppB
踢中咗「臭西道士」塊面。呸呸呸,LUR口水講過,講得太快添…909Please respect copyright.PENANAEw3LjPZgwd
我係想講臭道士「西斜」啊…909Please respect copyright.PENANAGCS87L0TgA
「哼,我都估到嫁喇,原來真係你哋。」909Please respect copyright.PENANAen0fxWKlSs
死喇!攪到佢哋班壞蛋睇到我哋添,好在,好似冇人發現呢個秘密…909Please respect copyright.PENANAlIWfT8Y7CH
大台上面仲行緊個男仔落嚟…909Please respect copyright.PENANAsoIKmhjM8O
咦,又幾靚仔喎,佢咪好似係…909Please respect copyright.PENANA8MobuayVtk
GTO個鬼塚英吉啊!電視版嗰個啊!909Please respect copyright.PENANAwifUQuNkOe
「就等我嚟分場啦!蝦!蝦!蝦!」「肥高人」突然分開佢哋。909Please respect copyright.PENANArg1VrzNymc
我掛住睇男仔添,嗱嗱聲就位試吓同「草帽呼子」傾兩句先…909Please respect copyright.PENANA8fW1ywvopI
我慢慢Say住Hi咁行埋去…909Please respect copyright.PENANA5mBc91L7lU
「我叫阿欣啊,你好,你叫咩名啊?你有冇時間啊?不如我哋坐低傾吓計丫…」909Please respect copyright.PENANACyAe7vxGLF
佢望一望我,之後就好快耷低咗個頭,好似好怕醜咁…909Please respect copyright.PENANAjmTq1psBw5
仲行咗埋一邊坐低咗,唔係咁順攤呀!?909Please respect copyright.PENANAcUmSpjrqAQ
之後,我都坐咗埋去…909Please respect copyright.PENANAOHFfkTSAUm
「你係咪怕醜啊?」909Please respect copyright.PENANAQbjd3uBW2m
佢冇答,我就繼續講。909Please respect copyright.PENANAjluKDlzA8F
「我係香港人嚟嫁,你係咪日本人嚟嫁?」909Please respect copyright.PENANArYGCywDJIL
「係呢,你有冇朋友嫁?」909Please respect copyright.PENANAliR0T9K7pG
咦,佢似乎有D反應噃,佢另另頭咁。909Please respect copyright.PENANAfjQorxRIf7
「咁頭先喺你隔離嘅係你乜嘢人啊?」909Please respect copyright.PENANArVgMerc4S6
佢搲搲個頭,之後終於出聲︰—909Please respect copyright.PENANAmjyxQg0FqL
「爸爸媽媽哥哥姐姐叔叔伯伯!」909Please respect copyright.PENANAXnU9JRhziq
一時之間,我真係睇唔到邊度有兩個女性出嚟…909Please respect copyright.PENANAqUnvIQFBeu
但係廢事打斷大家傾計,唯有繼續搵嘢傾…909Please respect copyright.PENANAcPFjIwQkQg
「佢哋好錫你架?」909Please respect copyright.PENANA6RfG4mZfY1
「係!佢哋成日打我嫁!」佢竟然咁回應。909Please respect copyright.PENANABgNSGuVTpB
唔通真係打者愛也?俾人打仲要話佢哋錫自己都有嘅?909Please respect copyright.PENANATpJ5aFpV1i
不過似乎可以試吓拉攏佢幫我哋呢邊噃。909Please respect copyright.PENANAHrlDGs2xvv
「佢哋打你,你痛唔痛丫?」909Please respect copyright.PENANAduCQpMsUiu
「好痛!」909Please respect copyright.PENANAWfkLkYCqJS
「係囉,錫你係唔會打你嫁,所以佢哋根本唔錫你,不如你幫我哋丫,我哋唔會打人嫁!」909Please respect copyright.PENANAAYsXaOMELR
「但係…出面騎住獅子嗰個人用皮鞭打緊人噃!」909Please respect copyright.PENANAnZvZPDAWQ5
佢講緊輝輝,一時之間,我真係好尷尬!909Please respect copyright.PENANAqTax1FtJmz
但係又唔可以講話輝輝打嘅只係妖怪,因為「草帽呼子」佢都係妖怪丫嘛。909Please respect copyright.PENANAVScMRZEfa6
「哦,佢…哋係骷髏骨,所以唔算係人囉,應該係咁。」909Please respect copyright.PENANAbZTnp7V1TU
「咁…嗰邊嗰個打緊人嘅人呢?」佢再問。909Please respect copyright.PENANAMiNF4pxFlF
佢講緊「袋袋」,我又要諗嘢回應喇!好攰啊!909Please respect copyright.PENANAFF3vRnMgZr
「哦,佢…其實係…黐線嫁!唔使理佢,好似係。」909Please respect copyright.PENANA3IOBE06bCg
「咦,又係噃,嗰邊個老嘢同個大肥佬係同媽媽佢哋三個傾緊計咋喎。」909Please respect copyright.PENANASFDTSsZw60
媽媽!?佢係講緊「千年石妖」!?909Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZpDARxiQL
如果鬼塚英吉係女人,又真係…909Please respect copyright.PENANAU8q4NKDQBH
好嘔心啊!909Please respect copyright.PENANAsXGaym3qfw
不過我飛過咗就算,我望一望家姐嗰邊,再同「草帽呼子」講︰—909Please respect copyright.PENANAWB1MTpQrdm
「呢,你睇吓,嗰邊佢哋都係玩緊躝藤喳嘛。」909Please respect copyright.PENANAvBhm9PsRLJ
好在,家姐佢哋未打到埋身,仲係爪爛緊「毒藤女妖」D毒藤。909Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ukk0wbgrC
「草帽呼子」睇到佢哋都好似好開心咁,所以我就再問佢嘢…909Please respect copyright.PENANAUYAd2fLTxp
當試探吓佢都好丫嘛。909Please respect copyright.PENANAqTZSUjnSo0
「係呢,呼子,我叫你呼子好唔好啊?」909Please respect copyright.PENANAQSuXSuUPhQ
「好!都係一句啫。」909Please respect copyright.PENANAYen5qoYls4
「呼子呀,你有D咩力量嫁?勁唔勁嫁?可唔可以講嚟聽吓啊?」909Please respect copyright.PENANAhJe4Gahpat
「風力量,木力量,我一吹,呼呼呼咁就可以吹到D嘢亂晒嫁喇,好勁嫁!」909Please respect copyright.PENANA0tHCT4FYam
佢好似都冇乜問題丫,似乎都係隻好妖嚟…909Please respect copyright.PENANA1IM56bD8tm
「係呢,呼子啊,你鍾意食咩嫁?」我試吓問吓佢D無聊嘢。909Please respect copyright.PENANAlVtlepYKvL
「人類!」呢個回應,似乎有D唔尋常,我亦開始感覺到我有危險…909Please respect copyright.PENANA2cj3QFgn3u
「Eee…會唔會…有其他食物…你都會好鍾意食嫁?」我唯有繼續問。909Please respect copyright.PENANAlZiO3sbnas
「但係…」佢好似有嘢想講,但係講唔出咁。909Please respect copyright.PENANAjrq49cMXQD
「但係咩啊?」909Please respect copyright.PENANA7HWs1OrGTK
「我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇!哇~!」909Please respect copyright.PENANAnCY5uWkHoZ
佢突然擘到個口好大,好似想吞咗我咁,佢D牙有成幾層,仲有好多蟲喺裡面…909Please respect copyright.PENANA2HaaozJuSZ
「丫~!」909Please respect copyright.PENANAout4pIrbqB
「欣欣!」909Please respect copyright.PENANALc52IkMYPb
(插~!)909Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZzFRAS6sR
一條金光陪住一把三尖兩刃槍直接插穿「草帽呼子」個口,仲將佢飛咗埋一邊。909Please respect copyright.PENANAcaF6GkjZeg
之後,輝輝騎住「居居」跑過嚟,仲一手將我扯上「居居」背脊…909Please respect copyright.PENANAIDXO2EGej0
「居居」背脊位置有限,所以我只可以做嘅就係…909Please respect copyright.PENANAaXVbvrZHAT
攬到輝輝實一實…909Please respect copyright.PENANAwu7ou4FJkT
「欣欣,你冇事丫嘛?」909Please respect copyright.PENANAqB2iVvXrZL
「無…無事,但係頭先嚇死我喇!」909Please respect copyright.PENANAUz53gHmLr6
我好驚,但係而家輝輝喺度,我放心晒喇!909Please respect copyright.PENANAWUtF8X9emU
仲可以同佢喺危難中一齊騎住白雪雪嘅「居居」…909Please respect copyright.PENANAsG2FfItzPW
感覺真係好夢幻啊!輝輝佢就好似白馬王子咁。909Please respect copyright.PENANAlEC02rhYJV
「蝦~!「居居」,衝去欣家姐嗰邊啦!」909Please respect copyright.PENANA8NgULkRZw5
輝輝佢「蝦」一聲,把三尖兩刃槍就返埋佢右手度,真係好有型,好勁啊!909Please respect copyright.PENANAHTBgBKfJmw
「居居」跑咗兩步,一個跳躍,就飛咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…909Please respect copyright.PENANANUTeWSvmTB
「蝦~!蝦~!蝦~!」909Please respect copyright.PENANAUXhLuTLNDv
(嘭~!嘭~!嘭~!)909Please respect copyright.PENANAgoe5GaB7Sj
輝輝佢橫掃三吓,毒藤就爆開晒…909Please respect copyright.PENANAoYGkHmNZ5N
「喵~!」909Please respect copyright.PENANA1NHw5vbfBi
家姐佢亦都迅速衝到「毒藤女妖」面前…909Please respect copyright.PENANAcIQrDCMC1s
(嚓嚓嚓~!嚓嚓嚓~!)909Please respect copyright.PENANA8DPvwhzKmg
連環幾吓貓爪,將「毒藤女妖」爪到重傷訓咗喺地下…909Please respect copyright.PENANAOkPZrTtIor
家姐仲要吓吓爪面,睇嚟「女妖」呢次真係醫返都唗藥費。909Please respect copyright.PENANA3JwlBuTuaS
至於阿狗嗰邊,我哋完全睇唔到情況…909Please respect copyright.PENANA32oIjPZvWA
因為佢同「迷霧天魔」都俾一舊巨型泥土包住咗…909Please respect copyright.PENANAcqhWLpreDz
不過好快,泥土就裂開咗,我見到「迷霧天魔」佢訓咗喺地下…909Please respect copyright.PENANAT7gpTbr0VA
而阿狗就凌空飄起咗,仲一副不可一世嘅奸樣…909Please respect copyright.PENANAhw2u7nYTQ5
佢邪氣咁強,究竟佢係忠定奸嫁?909Please respect copyright.PENANAZDM7dGoaY3
不過我唔理喇,總知大家都成功打敗對手就好喇。909Please respect copyright.PENANA2FSWBVErvl
…909Please respect copyright.PENANA716cH7T4dK
「你班死仔!仲唔過嚟幫手?」909Please respect copyright.PENANA6W5XUuh7hq
「袋袋」佢原來已經打低咗成二三百個人,但係佢似乎有D攰喇…909Please respect copyright.PENANAHqqOLAt8rk
家姐身為人哋哎吔女友,當然幫都幫唔切啦,但係…909Please respect copyright.PENANA4hFQYieTov
「我哋想睇你威丫嘛,大力D!專心D!」909Please respect copyright.PENANA0H7obBxHNe
乜輝輝同阿狗咁衰嫁…909Please respect copyright.PENANAqNpSHJsmFc
不過睇住一對情侶一齊並肩作戰,又真係幾好睇嘅…
所以我都冇叫佢哋幫手添,嘻。909Please respect copyright.PENANARNlkWLQzdW
佢哋一對情侶就繼續並肩作戰,而我哋就望咗去大台度…909Please respect copyright.PENANAxbHJqqsLCO
高手過招,果然係唔同D,原來到而家佢哋仲係鬥緊把口,仲未出過手…909Please respect copyright.PENANAjWB1vJXQms
「媽媽!你哋走先,呢度等我呼子攪掂啦!」909Please respect copyright.PENANA9f9oepzM55
「草帽呼子」原來未死,仲雙手噤住傷口,好大力咁吸氣,依家…909Please respect copyright.PENANAZXag0CWL2e
阿狗製造咗一道土牆出嚟保護我哋…909Please respect copyright.PENANAwj1w5958fA
而其他嘢,包括同「情侶」打緊嘅人類都俾佢吸晒入口…909Please respect copyright.PENANA5YHAvBjp0I
而「千年石妖」﹑「南轅」同「西斜」就襯機走咗佬…909Please respect copyright.PENANAH6dlh4ZiXF
「草帽呼子」而家吸到成個「香港太空館」咁…909Please respect copyright.PENANATq24HTl9pC
唔通…佢要大爆炸炸死晒我哋!?909Please respect copyright.PENANAXdYZBJ2zj2
(待續)909Please respect copyright.PENANAa0SZ28q4OJ
下集預告︰909Please respect copyright.PENANA5PM0E69MwC
咩話!?冇路可以離開呢度?909Please respect copyright.PENANAj1jliTHrNK
註解︰909Please respect copyright.PENANAHUUYrCUHUa
(1) 墟冚—熱鬧,人聲嘈雜,形容地方。909Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9ontGMPuN
(2) 調轉槍頭—反過來幫另一邊。909Please respect copyright.PENANAZmldh8liSP
(3) LUR口水—吐口水。909Please respect copyright.PENANAJLdEuZlrUX
(4) GTO個鬼塚英吉—GTO,漫畫嚟嘅,鬼塚英吉就係主角麻辣教師。909Please respect copyright.PENANAXTcSKPNcWu
(5) 順攤—近似順利,但係通常用嚟形容人奇怪地順從你意思去做事。909Please respect copyright.PENANAw1oCI3RbCX
(6) 飛過咗就算—將片段跳過或者視角轉移。909Please respect copyright.PENANAGAfQjeH9hd
(7) 廢事—免得。909Please respect copyright.PENANAQyFkArkOcE
(8) 醫返都唗藥費—藥石無靈。909Please respect copyright.PENANAzCoss3SaZT
(9) 哎吔女友—「哎吔」書面語應該係便宜,不過呢度用便宜女友好似好怪,所以可解為新女朋友或者未知係咪女朋友嘅女朋友。909Please respect copyright.PENANAIMVDlxUWsm