第086集 ~ 明︰佢係邊個啊？佢係…井底之龜！？831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Map9eyMpv
你哋就好啦，咁人齊咁開心，我都想小倩而家喺我身邊…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyp3thiuN2L
呸呸呸，我喺佢身邊好D，唔係咪一齊喺井底等死。831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWkc63ec2e
「井底啤」你好喇吓，無端端喺水裡面隊對眼出嚟啤住我…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHYI1mx5Sn
「我嚇大嫁！夠膽你就出嚟！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJocO5yHGH
(濮~~~~~~~~~！)831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQL8RiJLZxA
井水一直向下流，「井底啤」個頭露咗出嚟之後，條頸一直伸長…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyq9Ta2akg
我睇到擘大個口得個窿，心諗，使唔使咁長啊？831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwn4GNCNQWh
「尼，斯，湖，水，怪，啊！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8QfnZqHXZ
佢啤住我一陣…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79ZK1V8Lvb
我唔啤返佢又驚俾佢一啖食咗都冇反應，但係又唔敢直視佢咁…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixFIzEHLLj
「人類！？」佢開口講嘢。831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EGBJ9EAIe
我唔應佢又唔係咁，應佢又好似挑佢機咁，還死掂死，答佢啦！831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNAYC1en1e
「係啊！吹咩！？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDehjLTL9f
「哇，好似好耐冇見過人類喇！仲要咁串嘴！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkcKDTfq3n
佢嘅笑容就好似好耐冇食過人類咁，我唯有試吓我唯一識嘅嘢啦…唉…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJDSuIvIrc
「隱身咒。」佢咁大隻，「九字護身咒」都冇用啦。831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40z7zbyvuP
「哈哈哈哈哈，而家D人類咁攪笑嘅，唔係以為咁樣篤一篤就可以隱身呀！？笑死我喇！哈哈哈哈哈！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxHbqhtibx
唔通…佢唔係妖怪！？但係…佢擺明就係妖怪！佢咁笑我，攪到我火火地添…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOuI6XBj59
「有乜好笑啫，信唔信我打爆你個龜頭丫嗱！？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwkmJkC4ev
「你果然唔係普通人，連我係龜你都知，冇錯，我就係「井底之龜」！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJ5gZAyz8k
「咩話！？「井底之龜」！？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqJqpRpXc2
佢及咗吓頭，我咪再講囉…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJ10YZEEfO
「唔好話我聽你同「井底之蛙」有關繫啊？仲有，乜龜有咁長條頸嫁咩？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sesEpWMGA
「我叫「十里洋腸」，外國進口日本，當興奮嘅時候，條頸就會變長變硬。至於名震井底嘅「井底之蛙」，你果然唔係等閒之輩，好話喇，「井底之蛙」就係我師父。」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnSQbEb3hg
我真係完全唔明白點解佢仲可以講到自己咁威咁，但係佢冇食我…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5jLcMy69Y
似乎我仲有生存空間，唯有敷衍吓佢…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQzfS5LfWC
「冇錯！我就係你師父「井底之蛙」嘅朋友，住喺井上面嘅「井上雄彥」！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XSKUxEpwc
「原來你就係「井上雄彥」先生？我仰慕咗你好耐喇！你套「男兒當入樽」我真係返睇再返睇，請問幾時有結局呢？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwOz4C4EXL
咦，係時候打蛇隨棍上喇噃！831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRwaCSyt6Z
「我其實已經寫緊，但係奈何我而家喺呢度，又點寫呢？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWnaaaysy4
「你講俾我聽咪得囉！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGiHV38Xew
「你係咪睇漫畫嫁？咁嘅嘢你都講得出嘅？你簡直侮辱咗漫畫，快D帶我離開呢度！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzpXLAKBB8
「離開呢度！？井上先生，唔好意思，我自己都做唔到啊！不過…」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrZGPZNmAH
「不過咩啊？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIKQINbcBL
「我有紙筆墨硯，不如你喺度畫丫！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2em5OPlBMb
我第一時間有D無奈，再而有D火滾，再而…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkWyDgiMWG
咦，有紙筆墨硯！？雖然離開唔到井底，但係…唔通佢可以帶我去另一個空間？831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelu3374v5x
「咁就快D攞出嚟啦！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMa9cmekyV
「喺我個胃度！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOKkBD3Wdz
「我真係…」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sYjFeV7Wf
好想小佢媽媽個那星，不過都係算啦，怪物個媽媽都唔係好嘢…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPub12eCte
「我淨係想離開呢度，慢慢畫我嘅漫畫咋…」我真係當咗自己係「井上雄彥」添。831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8jzo57oqC
「離開到呢度嘅…淨係得我師父「井底之蛙」咋，不過…丫！佢有將佢畢身絕學寫咗喺井底。」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvID2PbvvJ
「井底！？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUJn8KFNm5
「你跟我去丫！跳入我個口度丫！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CYiOu1S7S
點解咁似「警訊」D騙案嘅！？831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtLaE8U8cI
不過講真，如果佢係要食我，我一早都俾佢食咗啦，姑且信佢啦！831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQy2Tml6fnP
所以我就先同小倩同阿公佢哋講聲…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOHb3URMGr
「小倩，阿公，我跟隻…朋友去搵方法離開呢度，唔知幾耐先返，你哋要等我呀！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuvFVqCiA6
「咩話？聽唔清楚你講咩啊！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC82zTooQD1
「你去死啦！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5g8jiYiXQ
「我咪死咗囉！我問你頭先講咩啊？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNy24bs9T35
我完全唔想再理「阿公」佢，所以即刻就揚手…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhXWm1ihfT
叫「十里洋腸」個頭落嚟，等我走入去佢個口度先…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlYeia17Z7
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入到去…又唔係好恐佈噃，但係…我見到佢身體裡面D嘢，真係…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIcbN2Irqm
想喊出嚟，唔係講笑嫁，係因為佢身體裡面好多損傷…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPkaSiXFZr
都係由呢度雜物做成，而且…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lqVVzgZjo
明顯呢D雜物都係井上面嘅人揼落嚟，可想而知…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1YSmN6joK
佢就係靠食呢D垃圾為生，所以…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4QkU2naBE
「我…「井上雄彥」向天發誓，如果我可以離開到呢個井，我一定會報答「十里洋腸」！最少，帶佢食返餐好嘅！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGR4Usyfxr
(洪~~~~~~~~~！)831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jFl4SWgDQ
「乜事啊？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pK6ZKDApg
「死喇！井上先生，你講嘢太感動喇，我唔小心吞咗啖水啊！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFahTQ4lqHF
「吓！哇丫！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOa7QC9nmue
………831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJrewhUpai
我一擘大返眼就喺…呢度邊度嚟嫁？似乎過咗一段時間，而我旁邊…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnazIdknK1A
「十里洋腸！？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZ9eC7AHR4
「係啊！井上先生！你醒返就好喇！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCE3nYNF5HU
「點解…你咁細隻嘅？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkQUxWqcLk
「多謝你啊！頭先你感動咗我，我一喊，整到我塞咗幾十年嘅便便都屙晒出嚟啊，而家身材都靚返晒喇！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmA1XZRkMH0
佢咁講，我淨係諗到…佢連我都屙埋出嚟，我真係…想收返之前所發嘅誓。831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZS7As2OKs1
佢而家係一隻同我身型差唔多大嘅烏龜，咦，好似形容得有D蠢添。831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OsczLbFT5
至於呢度…井水喺上面浮吓浮吓咁，竟然冇跌落嚟…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVOhi3dng9
呢度空間唔算太大，但係夠晒開PARTY…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJqwvwr1qC
上面嘅井水清澈發亮，呢度真係靚得有D過份…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mmJtIm2hl
我心諗，呢度邊個整出嚟嫁呢？831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9HxJdidwv
仲有，「井底之蛙」其實會唔會都係人呢？831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyFbc5c1Jt
「離開井底嘅方法就喺呢度！」「洋腸」突然咁講。831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJqULZOKC6
「呢度！？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5F2H2Atmz
我衝去「洋腸」旁邊一睇…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnK61u1CgB
「洋腸，你又玩我喇！日文嚟嘅？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6frDK8I4V
「井上先生唔係日本人咩？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOarRS1tJp
我差D就穿煲…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaN2H21CHY
「其實…我係唔識字嫁，唔係使乜畫公仔丫，不如，你解釋我聽丫！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWMu4JmRZO
「井上先生，我同你實在太夾喇，我就係因為唔識字，所以咁多年嚟都學唔識，離開唔到呢度…」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYlc8TC65g
呢一刻，我嘅夢想又幻滅喇，究竟…我可以點樣先離開到呢？831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYXiX4kxnZ
定係…我要喺度死呢？831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2Usu65yEd
「其實…呢度有D圖畫嘅，但係我參唔透。」「洋腸」行咗去另一邊再講。831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Xa21TiyJY
我再行上前一睇…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nMZgyVNP3
我終於確定「井底之蛙」真係青蛙，邊有人仲咁得閒玩呢樣嘢丫！？831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwy9chYngs
「呢D係…青蛙青蛙跳！？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdd6jEKeK10
十幾個圖案都係兩隻手對戰咁，趴喺度舉起一隻手指…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIOQ4NcYdB
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之後，我喺度搵勻晒都冇再搵到其他嘢，而「洋腸」佢又一直喺度話「井底之蛙」就係用呢D嘢，之後跳跳跳跳跳咁就跳咗出井。831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANOFGQyEmq
「係呢，洋腸，你話佢係你師父，點解佢唔帶你走啊？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuiKkrb0TG
「其實…其實…其實我都唔知點解，我真係好仰慕佢，佢又真係好厲害嫁，但係…我用我之前嘅身體，將佢送到最高點，佢再用呢幾招跳上去，之後…我就再冇見過佢喇，我有懷疑過…佢究竟係咪呃我，但係…」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0pvhEmd1i
喺呢一刻，我覺得佢好似之前嘅我，所以我拍一拍佢個龜頭…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51dhy5BAH9
「你要信佢啊！你同佢一齊經歷過嘅所有嘢唔會係假，只要你信，力量就會嚟嫁喇。你亦都要相信，我哋係可以離開呢度嘅，知道嗎？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAt3EpwnsN
「知道！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlrYJtyk21
………831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOoJ1tLXUm
我哋暫時冇再諗到其他辦法，所以就試吓跟住D圖案做…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5JclKJ10I
我兩隻手，兩隻腳，甚至全身，再同「洋腸」佢一齊對住做…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKFWZualRz
做做吓，我仲試吓同佢玩吓「青蛙青蛙跳」…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQRbSBmMSC
好奇怪，以前淨係會用手玩，或者最多都係用身體玩，但係原來全身一齊玩…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXJVXJxEqg
即係例如同時舉起右手﹑無名指同第四隻腳趾…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmULOplQ8k
成個身體會變得好熱咁，我同「洋腸」就係咁，一直一齊玩…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinSXeB7gxd
玩到攰，坐咗喺地度傻笑…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhI7rLzwmK
「哈哈哈哈哈！」總算係苦中作樂丫。831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgb33Q6AqtQ
之後，我雙手噤地起身，突然…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQk4IBvzkW
(啪~！)(噗~！)「哎吔！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVtCzSTV8r
831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCIu7qnla3
我一推個地下，就成個人飛起咗，仲撞咗上頂，跌返落地…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSyfprMJCh
攪到我幾鬼死痛啊！但係…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjAEDjQJOJ
咦，點解…我個人咁輕嘅？831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYYeH4FRkd
我望望自己雙手，再望望自己雙腳，再試吓一吓跳起…831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXHlm2dw02
(啪~！)(噗~！)「哎吔！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSC2w6oajaY
咦，得噃！我好似成個輕到識飛咁。831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vXvAOeIEQ
「喂，洋腸你起身都試吓丫！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDsr7dkegI
「試吓好似你咁，躂到攤攤腰呀？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQjwI1Arp2
「唔係啊，試吓係咪成個人輕晒？」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ975Tf9vekS
之後，我同佢都証明咗呢招係得嫁，似乎呢招可以幫我哋離開呢度啊！831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1C8lzUXBv
(待續)831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtO46NVzVW
下集預告︰831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTg6vRQ9kC
「天，馬，行，空！」831Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREUBSRE37K
