《旅行‧如此‧難以忘‧記》妖怪故 - 第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)

第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSYwAcqMna

點解係個「米」字？冇錯，就係我米米蓮。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXK8vMlvHpT

(你唔係俾「鬼王」爪死咗咩？)753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYeukgdyp9

死咗一個我，仲有千千萬萬個我。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCl2cw1Tipf

(大家表示無言。)753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRG9E4scCLP

既然大家都冇嘢講，咁我就繼續講喇。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktf6sYd959

上一集阿欣講到，阿明佢變咗做「發哥」…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGRA1li1dA

(發哥未死嫁喎，你咒佢呀？唔好話我聽又有千千萬萬個發哥啊？)753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRk3TeVnhOs

我當然唔會咒我偶像啦，發哥亦只會係得一個…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7PTuNG7mx

但係喺呢個故事裡面冇嘢係冇可能嘅…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQtvGO08ow

「發哥」嘅力量就當係阿明佢自已領悟出嚟嘅神力爆發啦！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckr02KYayA

阿明佢變過高進，再變過MARK哥，之後仲要變埋許文強…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoQlAHO8nw

究竟「發哥」仲識變咩呢？753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBM26XHALfk

當阿欣同大家都一樣感到絕望之際…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghVXnWQvpk

阿明佢突然開出金口講︰—753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEvhL0YPuI

「死啫，大家唔使怕，死咗咪升仙囉，睇住我點打爆隻「地魔」啦！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAaL7Ppl72

就連我都同阿欣有一樣諗法︰「咩發哥做過神仙咩？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2FBRENcO0

「冇錯，就係做過，仲一係唔做，一做就要做個最勁嘅…」阿明講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEf7vdZ178u

「冇理由，我都係睇發哥大嘅，發哥邊有做過神仙！」「地魔」似乎唔相信。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8oHb16FTd

「你當然冇睇過啦，因為2014年之前嘅今日你已經死咗喺我手上，我都係唔賣關子喇，冇錯，就係天界最強嘅「玉皇大帝」！」阿明回應。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8voyAZed2F

「地魔」聽完呢句之後連頭先肚餓得滯偷偷地走咗去後台食嘅飯都噴咗出嚟…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqQTndHsPM

「「二郎神」都唔夠我打，你放個「玉皇大帝」出嚟！？你攪笑行返去喜劇組啦！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiaU3Qehjf

「我冇攪笑，「玉皇大帝」本來就係天界最好打嗰個，佢皇帝咁大支嘢嘅外表只係世人對佢嘅誤解，佢全名係「劍神玉皇大帝」！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡax8JT1f0S8

「哈哈哈，你呢條細路哥真係笑肯死我，好！我就讓你三劍，嚟啦！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTpDxFNfsA

「你話嫁咋，唔好後悔啊！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBK5wojBSO

阿明一講完呢句，身上立即發出閃耀金光，就好似「超級撤亞人」嘅氣一樣…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGd4z80epC

皇者之氣力壓「地魔」妖邪之氣…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcIOPEjz87

佢之後再右手握實「九陽草薙」向「地魔」傾力一伸。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzAoDI1Pwo

金光環繞「九陽草薙」，力量龐大，旁觀者只可以嘩然…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuw2nzCMxvh

至於「地魔」見到阿明神劍嘅力量太大，唯有立即就反口…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FmalCka3B

使出一招「妖夢斷刀流」嚟格擋…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSWQuR4HCN

「頂你個肺丫！差D俾你一劍隊死我啊！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWFRE2fWxK

「車，又話讓我三劍，而家第一劍就想反口啊？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SqfdiPa3k

「Eee…我冇還擊啊，唔算反口。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3defNlAg6f

「咁再嚟喇喎！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8Jd4TP6tB

之後，阿明再使出一招「翻雲覆雨劍」…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTuC0xqD5b

氣如雲海，劍如雨下…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oPzR2yowa

「對唔住喇！我真係要反口喇！你都黐九線嘅，萬九幾劍筒埋嚟。接我招啦，奧義流鬼影萬人斬！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazrF7fpHbn

刀光連連，氣勢磅礡…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ig5T0WKps

「地魔」總算可以抵擋得住阿明嘅「翻雲覆雨劍」…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunJbZPbt1v

「估唔到你哋竟然可以有咁大嘅力量！睇嚟我真係唔可以再掉以輕心喇，就一口氣拼盡佢啦！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpybcStgXY

「地魔」講完呢句之後，立即用力運勁，將體內妖氣爆發晒出嚟…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrw0cBpbj8d

再握緊「妖刀村正」，諗住一口氣出盡所有招數去殺絕現場所有人…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASGJan5uUP

「奧義流鬼影﹒十二路勾魂斬！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eg2qSB1FH
「破滅斬！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNWWAdggei
「爆烈斬！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDo4DshT1W
「追魂斬！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNkSjxzG70
「百烈斬！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyE3p0wmTc
「萬人斬！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3D0qfEPc1
「勾魂斬！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2ytA9cVOy
「左斬！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLR1SHNKGx
「右斬！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrpHYOKgTP
「斜斬！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDNPbjEshM
「橫斬！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPrL2IAQOb
「豎斬！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL221n5ZcwG
「旋風斬！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwvrYVGGQJ

阿輝見到情況咁，立即配合上阿明去抵擋「地魔」嘅攻擊…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0gt4hO6yb

「直刺式！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVdOVNjLog
「橫削式！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfGkeVELG7
「斜斬式！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKInLRsALy4
「旋風式！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hoWUoRz4W
「順劈式！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe89URegydt
「拖劍式！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPDlvyvsKd
「推刃式！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCAVhxUqcw

而阿明就…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNBViRsi1H

「覆雨劍！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzZxhp99tj
「翻雲劍！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6QqIkF7mc
「飛天劍！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wB3zOFHTI
「遁地劍！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIr5Eabhuyp
「爆烈劍！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPhaUMrKLv

(刀劍若夢 ~ 恩怨似風 ~ 有沒有輕重 ~)753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnjV6IcD4o
(只要情濃 ~ 不要武功 ~ 愛恨兩難容 ~)753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2VLUXtoFj
(只怕熱淚 ~ 不怕刀鋒 ~ 手中有劍 ~ 眼前有你 ~ 可不可一生抱擁 ~…)753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVcRfhhsJO

阿明同阿輝加埋嘅十二劍抵擋咗「地魔」嘅十二刀…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGbJbfCqN8

而佢哋足足就係打咗一首歌咁耐嘅時間…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepQxF3hXGb

雙方互有攻守，但係始終分唔到勝負，更可惜嘅係根本問題依然冇辦法解決…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1goscQjRlM

就係神力用得越耐力量就會退減…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbjJblcjPC

「哈哈哈，睇嚟你哋唔捱得幾耐喇喎…」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC45SrdmHXF

「捱你條命，你信唔信我哋一齊插爆你丫喇！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1l35kI8L2U

「我又真係好想睇吓你點插得爆我噃！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oo5THBlQD

喺呢個時候「南龍」先生依然睇緊佢個「哀風」，可惜只係依然得三個字…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzw6KMGenep

「神與神。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrgiblCXzx

但反而阿狗好似諗到D嘢噃…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQuUACTdiu

「阿明，阿輝，「光管陳」教過我哋咩啊？」佢大大聲咁問。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgFCdCOss6

「英文囉。」阿明﹑阿輝回應。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlixxesqHxq

「唔係啊，嚟到呢度先教嘅呢！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iWj97ogXD

「隱身咒？護身咒？好！我哋試吓啦。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbqB1aBTU2

一講完，阿明同阿輝就一齊先做隱身咒，但係換嚟「地魔」咁回應…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRdv1vgB7l

「我哋而家力量相若，的確我地魔嘅真身係睇你哋唔到，但係唔好忘記我個肉身係你哋嘅人類朋友啊，所以我睇得你哋好清楚，我斬！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNRUOkT8Yt

「阿輝，咁護身咒仲用唔用啊？」阿明問。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EYFMWo9R3

「傻佬明，你仲想撞埋去呀？」阿輝答。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTeWSePSmA

「妖，你兩條友唔好叻唔切得唔得啊？係呢招啊！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdsSu9qv6H

阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9tmIFb5sk

起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrX7q3Rrxau

兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQI2xpvycp

阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7dlbKHcHs

起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHbXdzyI89

兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmESJkxPOWi

「妖，死人狗，你一早諗到又唔講出口！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOy1icFMuOZ

之後阿輝立即跳上阿明背脊，好似想飛上天一樣…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqxIxVKX9O

而阿明就裝兇作勢，好似想閃速埋去攻擊「地魔」咁…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNdoLtJj7J

「冇用嫁喇，你哋頭先都殺唔到我，依家力量細咗，仲點樣可以殺到我啊？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwctYyx3Xx

「龍飛鳳舞！」阿明同阿輝一齊大嗌。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38WUKEq7St

阿輝飛咗上天，而阿明就衝咗前去…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxudKlIypmt

「哈哈哈，又係呢D下三流招式，虹吸！等我撕爛晒你哋啦！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJ91e5t8yN

「你用埋虹吸就啱喇！光管陳嚟到呢度先教我哋嘅係…」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xmW2QgaRP

「擎，天，式！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzHbixDjIk

「咩話？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw36k50V4Oa

「鳳凰火炎」同「九陽草薙」原來一早已經唔喺佢哋手…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEkLSoBcdo

而係去咗地下，而家兩把神劍都由下至上咁插上嚟，仲要…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Qly4oPlnw

(插 ~！)753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBNj9douIW

中正「地魔」下陰…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6SFBloRHX

「哇丫~~~~~~！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCj7n23Zkg

正所謂塵世間邊個男性可以頂得住呢種痛楚丫…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWY7yOyFy6

「地魔」亦唔會例外…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UIp81i4BK

仲同時俾兩把神劍插中下陰…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNgMAN1g8K

「地魔」已經再冇反抗嘅能力…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUtX5mK208

自己真身亦從「大袋」身體走返出嚟…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBguNqO66OL

「大袋」肉身就訓咗喺地下，而「地魔」真身就躝吓躝吓咁…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEYwzghdOS

佢原本個樣根本就已經唔係人型，只係一堆腐爛到不堪入目嘅血肉泡…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccYnFetfow

真係可以講句，世上任何一種生物外表都要比佢好睇…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcca7iyqEG

佢臨死前仲要問咗一句︰—753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFq7ZbczSm

「點解…點解我擋唔到呢劍嫁？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUnNP4m3N9

大家都冇答「地魔」，只有佢出聲…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqTXHwqo0M

「係因為我阻咗你零點零一秒。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Acir5DM9x

大家都好錯愕，另咗去發出呢聲嘅方向一望…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYR5kpRB4D

見到「妖刀村正」變返做「司徒不正」，原來發聲嘅係「司徒不正」。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ170nN7WBL8

「點…點解你要背叛我？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0O0aT3gFW

「因為你自把自為，破壞咗我未去過又好想去嘅購物天堂，香港。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcCeWG0OiI

今時今日仲有冇人會話香港係「購物天堂」，我諗香港人心中有數…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuBlsEaeKc

所以阿明同阿輝都冇講其他，只係對住「地魔」講︰—753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKxl9xefLf

「哈哈哈，連你手下都背叛你喇，你仲有咩遺言啊？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnb0gpZr3vj

「我…我…吊！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCpVaRvX4I

大家都呆咗半秒…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHjNZx5Cjy

「咩D人咁衰嫁，臨死都仲要講粗口，教壞細路。」阿明講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcqgLHG04z

「總之一切都告一段落就好喇。」阿輝講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnSa0BLABe

「唔該晒啊，師兄，即係其實你一直都係無間道，暗中幫緊我哋呀？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOA6J5iCCXg

「肥龍大師」咁講，好似強行幫「司徒不正」澄清同將功補過咁呃自己。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2XhgxbfcP

而「司徒不正」就擺咗個懶有型嘅甫士之後就好似煙銷魂散咁走咗。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1RDLydRS9

大家見現場平靜落嚟，應該所有嘢都告一段落…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYaaxn3ISg

所以阿欣就去叫返醒佢家姐，而阿明阿輝佢哋就想去扶起「大袋」，點知…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjy75bKwxUt

突然有一隻巨型蝙蝠飛到「大袋」身邊，再將佢爪起到半空…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UsuFhmQZ1

而巨型蝙蝠到達半空之後，上身竟然變成外國貴族咁款嘅男人，仲講嘢添…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1cq51d2uQ

「你哋嘅戰鬥好精彩，我有睇晒，不過魔鬼之子而家就由我「德古拉伯爵」帶走喇，唔好意思，希望以後有機會見面啦。」(英文)753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡea4bD3N1C0

「佢講咩啊？」阿明問。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6w5ZOKCdh5

「係LUR脷D，仲重低音，但係係英文嚟。」阿狗答。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKLfZme4fp

「德古拉伯爵」講完之後，就帶走咗「大袋」…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGs9Xr7aRLd

因為大家都已經耗盡精力，所以根本反應唔嚟去對付「德古拉伯爵」或者去追…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrt0bjlTPu9

所以大家只能忍痛同無奈咁睇住「大袋」被帶走…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5rtibxwua

「估唔到個男仔竟然咁搶手，霧水情緣，黃大仙籤文真係準。」白百龍咁講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkvHjeQmQG

「解籤先生，原來你一早就知會係咁？」欣家姐已經醒咗。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqsxzAdZT0

「唔好意思啊，大妹妹，當初嘅籤文係講話你有「霧水情緣」，但係一來我估唔到咁準，因為不嬲都唔準，點知今次咁準，二來我真係估唔到會「霧水」成咁嘅款。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03NbiA630Y

講完之後，欣家姐一臉惘然，冇再出聲，只係望住「大袋」被帶走嘅方向流眼淚…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPiJjf4Due

「好喇，我諗我哋都唔應該諗太多喇，不如盡快離開呢度先啦！等我開個門啦，異界開門之術！」「肥龍大師」開咗道門俾大家。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapjOYuvGS3

大家之後就慢慢沿住條路出返去…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvS0AR33lyR

途中大家都打咗電話返去屋企，問吓香港究竟點樣…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1ghKsTF0J

「喂，我係阿明啊，你係咪阿媽呀？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5me2Ggs3eb

「唔係，我係你阿爸。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rUThWug3A

「阿爸你冇事丫嘛，阿媽冇事丫嘛，大家冇事丫嘛，香港冇事丫嘛？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5q7pemHqW

「你冇事丫嘛？做咩咁緊張啊？傻仔，保護你阿媽係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好大家都係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好香港亦都係我呢個小市民嘅責任，你放心去玩得開心D啦，香港有老豆睇住就得喇！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzNJ6a6Pfd

呢一刻，阿明開心到流咗眼淚出嚟，亦都知道咗「地魔」話毀滅咗香港只係吹水…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVH3a91JKOr

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之後，大家終於行返咗去球場…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptVgcXeEOf

現場所有妖怪竟然向大家起立同致敬…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAhpSO7BL8

主角佢哋同一班同學都表示尷尬…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCOwFcvRaH

「我諗班妖怪應該俾地魔同鬼王佢哋害得好慘頂喇。」白百龍講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3Hsp7wRMi

「係呢，頭先地魔唔係話見到大嶼山咩？我仲以為返咗去香港添。」阿輝講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEtxKUriai

「係PAKKA嘅術，一時之間，呃吓人係可以嘅。」阿明講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNfqG2WnnN

「你隻二郎神走咗喇？」阿明再問。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dlZ7or57a

「走咗啦，仲叫我提南龍先生記得找數添。」阿輝答。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaJghfg4Wz

「咁我哋而家返酒店先啦。」阿狗講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuPUXkwWd9

… (返酒店)753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOFe2jTJxc

返到酒店，發現原來「異域魔城」時間同人類世界又係唔同…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafTAM0H80z

大家似乎仲趕得切正常回程時間…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AXtaDJFOz

所以大家嗱嗱聲就執好行裝落樓去搭預約咗嘅旅遊巴走喇…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOQ24m5miR

「肥龍大師」講聲再見就離開咗大家…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV43inwBX8N

「美奈子」留低打理鬼酒店…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfxHNsi1gw

「沙婆婆」冇咗屋企，所以帶埋「寶寶」一齊住喺鬼酒店…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JqHiVT7XP

而「龍也」就多咗個「寶寶」做朋友仔可以一齊玩喇…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EsDYCRhyc

至於「肥妹鬼」，咦，點解唔見咗嘅？753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZxzamWSPg

「居居」跟咗阿輝…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpytC1GsWjm

「洋腸」就一早有異性冇人性跟咗「彩雲」走…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3v5mOPcRqk

「鐵拳」好彩，肉身冇事，只係「中神通」力量冇咗啫…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoz5Hq2GVyp

「黃仔」就俾人救返，要食返幾盒驚風散先定返落嚟…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0q6T22Ejl

「校長」冇事，不過仲要留醫，要遲D先返得香港…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsaM75JHFs

到主角佢哋喇…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLkkbH85PL

「阿妮，我要走喇。」阿狗講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZjZ4hzhr7

阿妮好似好唔捨得，含住一包眼淚咁，真係我見猶憐啊…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKC8wiGyeZr

「其實…其實你偷偷地跟我去香港係得嫁喎。」阿狗偷偷地咁講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LVocx88lP

阿妮諗都唔諗立即就變咗做隻小狐狸捐咗入阿狗個身度。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRVXCJ2PSj

「小倩，我要走喇。」阿明講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRG16hUnUtF

「哼，你係咪想留低我？我係鬼嚟，去邊度都唔使通行証嫁喎。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaV3iJAd5l9

「咦，係咩？原來係咁呀？咁就好喇，哈哈哈。」傻佬明依然係傻佬明。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgcOMXf1vC

「阿欣，咁我哋走囉。」阿輝講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9bQRcaqd7

「好啊，仲有家姐啊。」阿欣講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YGEbZTuqi

欣家姐就仲係痴痴呆呆咁跟住阿欣。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcEEA1cF6G

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大家不經不覺，好快就上咗機，仲坐定定添…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbTg8I5y55

點知阿欣一坐低就諗起D嘢…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6BH3E8zNb

「輝輝啊，我哋好似忘記咗D嘢。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj70NMQQILn

「咩啊？」阿輝問。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XYBtjuO5G

「紙妖，紙妖講過話「北轍」田育文喺我哋班人度，仲話佢係想害我哋嫁喎。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTy8fqs0Ud

「會唔會係佢講大話啊，你睇吓「黃仔」，傻吓傻吓咁，邊似係「北轍」啊？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd52ha0hPXH

「但係…」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2xzlcTCER

正當阿欣問緊「但係」之際，前排一個同學遞咗個水晶球俾阿欣…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0KSrE1Vij

阿欣揸住咗，但係未睇，反而睇住「呢個同學」…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42FfniuCZu

「呢個同學」一步步行到去最前排度，而且…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRMTLevsX2

又係呢兩個空姐啊！「深田恭子」同「夏惠姨」空姐啊！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRlcBoDqKH

「夏惠姨」遞咗支咪俾「呢個同學」…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPFOKRfJT4

而阿欣就望一望手上嘅水晶球…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdwTSc54XZ

發現…係紙妖啊！紙妖俾人困咗喺水晶球度…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZCNqkI3kQ

阿欣立即打開水晶球，紙妖就立即飛返出嚟，仲…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8weOeOw2H7

「係佢喇，佢就係想害死你哋嘅「北轍」田育文喇！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrMXKu5YTE

佢手指指住「呢個同學」，而「呢個同學」就係我哋萬萬都估唔到…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3MDoladtq

但係一直最接近我哋嘅…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZPE0wYxkY

「大家好，機已經起飛喇，即係話大家都唔可以離開呢度，被逼要聽我講嘢，係咪好意外呢？冇錯，我係阿倫，但係有樣嘢大家唔知嘅，就係我識不老之術，我原名叫做田育文，即係「北轍」。原本我只係想生兒育女，做返個平凡人，好可惜，我為咗我個仔，為咗佢想贏學界冠軍，我混入咗你哋呢間已經係幾年班霸嘅學校做內鬼，諗住幫佢完成佢夢想，點知你哋一位同學竟然將我個仔隻腳鏟斷，仲要令佢自殺，所以我要報仇。本來諗住假手俾「鬼王」同「地魔」呢D壞人嘅，點知你哋班人死好命，總係一次又一次咁過關，所以我冇辦法喇，只有做最後嘅呢個決定，就係同你哋同歸於盡。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVXaAELbXJ

大家係好愕然，但係冇乜驚，唔知點解呢？「細寶」仲出口問︰—753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6Wv5FCABZ

「你脅持咗飛機師咩？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoTn3U6ndF

「冇，但係我有佢哋，佢哋就係我旁邊呢兩個空姐，仲有一大堆鬼頭喺飛機外面。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6AiMkOSf8

「哦，咁我哋都冇咁驚。」「大寶」講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdxHXH4kTc

「點解啊？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AAuCkbwbX

「你旁邊兩條女已經俾大寶細寶溝咗喇…」「細鬼」講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYaBlcT1Rg

「咩話！？冇理由嫁，「深田恭子」被溝我就明啫，「夏惠姨」咁嘅尊容都哽得落？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgotZYXA6aQ

「車，你理人啫，冤豬頭都有聞鼻菩薩丫嘛。」同學都一齊講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKIXh0m6x5

「你兩隻衰鬼，我先唔理你哋，遲D先同你哋計數。我有鬼頭就夠喇，一陣佢哋會幫我帶架機去撞海嫁喇，哈哈哈哈哈。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPh3BWEa1X

「我真係唔知你點樣學人做人哋阿頭嫁，你望清楚出面先講啦！」阿輝講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvt84N9GRi1

之後，田育文真係走咗去望出窗外…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsg5opaSmU

「冇問題丫，係鬼頭嚟啊！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5YKkUg4mX

「佢哋唔係鬼頭，而係鬼頭個仔，即係鬼頭仔，而家係聽我哋話嫁。」阿明講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJexuhHrj0

「咩話！？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBU17CQCZD

當田育文唔相信係事實嘅呢一吓，佢雙手俾人從後面鎖上…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivQqQF9yzT

「邊個？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0D7V2Bbk7

「國際刑警，PAKKA HO。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4tKadaGbL

「河童？！」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9S4w0hRUtp

「無錯，我而家已經係國際刑警，中文名，河童，小姓河。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsnQ4LtNmQ

「唔通所有人都要背叛我？」田育文大嗌。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSGeJgJBOX

但係喺呢一刻突然有個龐大身影衝咗埋去攬住佢…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlk8Y9hBJYb

原來係「肥妹鬼」啊！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaReKh6GVE

「我唔會背叛你嫁，一世都唔會。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebXySAO5Ec

真係難得有情人啊！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlC9lYkvGM

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之後，飛機事件總算告一段落…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rUT4ppShr

返咗去香港之後，大家都各自返歸正正常常咁生活…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIsGcfe1jK

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時間飛快，咁就過咗幾年…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbSkKigzjm

阿輝佢一個唔小心就攪大咗阿欣個肚，因為米已成炊，所以逼住要結婚…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9LIEq3WoB

當晚宴會雖然唔係星光熠熠，但總算係濟濟一堂…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TrvNkQIJr

阿狗同阿明當然係兄弟團嘅成員啦！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNY2lwrMEom

新娘化緊妝，兄弟就喺前台傾計…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡow11yidymq

「喂，阿明，你真係諗住一世同小倩呢隻唔老嘅鬼喺埋一齊呀？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyo1Nj25wb8

「當然，我當初追佢就諗好咗喇，鍾意就係鍾意，我根本唔介意佢係咩。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqTdmGL8AH

「吹水啦，你貪人靚喳嘛。」阿狗講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiyzu0VlM6

「我只能講，小倩佢落咗妝，個樣仲恐怖過鬼，但係我冇介意。」阿明講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYLCd8F1sw

「嘩，好男人，好在阿欣唔化妝都OK啫。」阿輝講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnQg2H1qCW

「其實女人話冇化妝都係化咗D妝，只係你唔識睇啫。」阿狗講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDh7Ti5kRTR

「咁呃到我就OK啦，呃呃吓好快就一世嫁喇，一齊開心咪得囉。」阿輝講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7zEHzgEI2

「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿狗一齊講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUMf1SXJVx

「咁你個阿妮呢？」阿明問。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gFLKbaI1X

「車，阿妮原本就係妖怪，我本來就冇介意啦。」阿狗講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgRMeH6SbT

「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿輝一齊講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCub0b0SYf

「好得過佢？」阿狗指住啱啱嚟嘅「大寶」同「細寶」。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LGgA0vtgt

阿輝亦都行前寒暄幾句…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42rDQ7xJYh

「嘩，乜你兩兄弟嚟真嫁？真係同呢兩隻…呢兩位小姐一齊呀？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfYB41opGY

「係啊。佢哋好好玩嫁，想佢變咩樣就咩樣，我尋晚先玩完全球十大美女明星咋。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk55pcG8Yz6

「吓！？咁你哋一陣飲多兩杯啦吓。」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5rjfZzBT3

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「喂，阿輝，要準備喇！」阿狗叫。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1NzA9901J

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當晚司儀係阿欣嘅大家姐。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYBJ9ZVDzq

大家姐一望埋來賓度，就感覺奇怪…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDH1681Qvp

皆因後排所有都係阿輝同阿欣呢幾年識埋識埋嘅術士同妖怪…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZ09KcKsH6

佢哋就好似三山五岳嚟嘅大惡人一樣…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqcqlfwJrm

「Eee…歡迎大家嚟臨我細妹同妹夫嘅婚禮，喺証婚之前，就等一位我妹妹請嚟嘅表演嘉賓表演先啦！唔知佢要表演嘅係咩呢？咩話？妖女？」753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2UvZsIoD5

一個妖豔女子突然行出嚟，仲…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEwKV4dxTx

(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 可干擾思想的咀微微張開 ~)753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhluFBf3MH
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 腰間的火花可蒸發每個深海 ~)753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jCWlXjpj9
(Come on Bad Boy ~ 我並未放你在眼內 ~)753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4jQ70d4DT

「呢個邊個嚟嫁？」阿明問。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMRLwN1uct

「同東歪西斜南轅北轍齊名嘅中毛豔，毛豔芳！」阿狗答。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDyTufmV0a

「好在佢當年冇幫地魔佢哋手咋，你睇吓而家個場！」阿明講。753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRafqg68rx

而一望無際嘅宴席上面，而家每個人都跟住晒呢首歌跳舞啊！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAZtzfWx62

場面震撼…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCck5HhhlVF

不過震撼過後，表演完畢，就係嚴肅而又神聖嘅証婚儀式喇！753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0BnmeOyFd

(鄧櫈櫈櫈 ~ 鄧燈鄧櫈 ~ 鄧鄧鄧燈燈櫈鄧燈櫈 ~)753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wV9XoBqTb

音樂響起，阿欣扶住爸爸慢慢進場，受住大家嘅歡呼聲…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlz1cnIXy0P

終於慢慢行到台前，阿輝從外父手上接過阿欣之後…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35ZHSSj6lu

突然…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkPjcvbeFK

竟然…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WcImSiWX5

宴會場地中心出現一個黑色電球，電球慢慢變大，就似係個黑洞…753Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwMthqY5rn