第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZsTCHAUFE
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7Yk7skJPJ
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTl9ZLTWMME
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVa4S4BYSU0
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuP654JjEF1
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgprnalNUk3
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnxWrojbT1
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6ZdExvlC9
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIeX3uB3qx
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65ITkxNkPW
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPa0WtFFoB
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Y2i9Okvph
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvS82zoJPA2
咁都俾你發現添。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguXumyVdbQ
好，即刻開始！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ych6cokr1
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCK6vaGuXRn
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbn2kr4b83
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg44UbkOssw
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVNzA8YCDN
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFU3mMG8zXR
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOc3wAdSXd
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl03sMkcYsM
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmhUZO0pBS
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrFucHdFKM
公仔死咗，女友發火…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUe1Lu2fkv
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HEezIGBUc
「鬼王」趴咗街…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DEl6KBJft
本來都已經奄奄一息…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5aDKbwYQs
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3dFw2G5hM
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnVLI6X46F
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIN0ncEeXb
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAOZKNPlYi
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWo7Y8tizR
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtIV8a8h9M
好，呢一集正式開始！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxskUatktq
(而家先開始？)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3xHck0O4y
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeard7ViOx
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12NLVxVfyp
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyTlzgcqPX
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsKinOzrnp
係「井上」先生啊！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2wgEH6mDv
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniFW8n7kaP
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdRgHxK98r
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP00WL4HJr9
「我笑又關你事呀？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErvnlMogoI
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXD40lb2c7
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklHMfgoLvr
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRqZAW3BlM
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxjJp1kNHG
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJk1K0zIOp9
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHKDOtuRDv
「就憑你？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhDK9TMFFi
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKK39Ew62m
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhb86H0rwET
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xYo0aySoI
「九陽草薙！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXXxT3ou6K
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0PYB5m5cx
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZV7FPzsM9
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWYefHEa3b
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdIsdTc9G6
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4uSm7p1aQ
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3V0YZbJWAj
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSvqKxIunH
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NbZa7D9dR
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVAQBOrh8z
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoY5lfy5GXf
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8LplBELGl
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Suxcs9gAj
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07dqSgT9YZ
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9pmJhS764
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSGVz7xSvJ
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrrQqS8kqt
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHpZj5vp5d
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVwDYDEcdT
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy2JEQX0Mf
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7pPqJESKy
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxCrPyWiBg
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRn96vahN8f
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkOtrZ2paf
「又點解啊？」大家問。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvwvdHVipy
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3Lnpgsi0v
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNr8RaHlXPn
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WRrFYqlcy
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE72z1tgzHF
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQ5UgT1Ezx
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFALzWDiCuT
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kZMzOmnj9
好在…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXuZPXLZYf
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4X1kfowtk
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9Q4FiIjXj
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3iKow7jtY
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTX8SxztLv
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIXLnu2MGy
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnOfkyoLkG
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBFlwNh3Hh
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5sRHdvqV3
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdH7GHDbywY
「冇可能！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhjXN0c34W
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQncBt6aT1
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqJP2M5Wh4
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hkBxN1syi
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgpNEZ9hvV
最後一吓…(插~！)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRikwbhHBb
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1F8K4NiSqA
………836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVe7PBuRCV
但係…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMMksW4cnU
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbB6qtAiti
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mjz2nrX7T
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNK8o43MNS
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ztmLgxbDN
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8b2U6Une4
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKTeCCxryH
突然…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAMU07Gtpl
(嚓~！) 一聲…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjP5ReJgIoB
咩事啊？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNBd6xdump
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgemGrVqWIX
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAhr9iTwzS
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71FkIc29TG
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELL8usFXwT
(待續)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbNpwNjOwK
下集預告︰836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9Xx3Otypr
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FLh9wf8mk
註解︰836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4dNrkMQ5O
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdH48LMP2m
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSQD3rr23u
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhVitIN6mr
