第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1NfdmOkoc
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCTukogFkw
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cJIJLDBLB
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNggP4T18LO
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBa0hlMIUt
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOdvesySRw
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRqFtqiBL8
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJozOvvqWB
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSMbxldBcO
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOtNvg6vY7
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5rtBeJHGC
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHj8EDPAo9
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhW8vKWx9X
咁都俾你發現添。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnjAntJ4Pp
好，即刻開始！797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNjf5RpYux
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtTTlurjGu
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLrETAVr76
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxK4AJlkaMR
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUq99C6N9l
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJjF4p84Gr
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MoXcVW4CR
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PKkXae2eh
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr10ivs6bER
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1JWE1UBVc
公仔死咗，女友發火…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUzQoK5cPw
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirhwVi3lKE
「鬼王」趴咗街…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZlER851YH
本來都已經奄奄一息…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCreHQ2rhMP
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvvXN0xy8S
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbaKcSixfJ
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRb2z91mX77
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITDKOKU8hI
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLokKIlghS4
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmC1ajtI37
好，呢一集正式開始！797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIwMNtXnA3
(而家先開始？)797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaXQbbEZl7
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKITjeadHI8
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh84HBfbaNm
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PVzDs0d9L
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrDO8qiwkW
係「井上」先生啊！797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fpLZPdniR
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RVltFhKUb
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz92zmuE890
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0BK3P5icp
「我笑又關你事呀？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7nfCCm6tN
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkpvZWAL9k
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAhl5CI9uD
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuQ7Qc6Qav
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZJS4rjV0W
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4u71KRWmtP
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2X58nbbROK
「就憑你？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2apKeFwUhq
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XUlarYwmo
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrOTw2OgaK
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXa1wTLvOF
「九陽草薙！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6HryCmDs9
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2IdYd8ftz
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAwmX6dXZM
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoy35SuFKwp
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qHV4NQYi1
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZoaQQNrl1
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eoxjGPgyq
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvXpgz79Pq
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCOTQjsGRp
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6F6cNal93
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYpR2UsqrP
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKzNKuReqr
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5C3Mr5LKy
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hBObWIh8M
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBvLRSkxXx
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjjODYhzGd
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOsH5SYxIu
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6MZvML3ge
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSSS0xpanL
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbwsh9hMBs
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIj2vIEYrA6
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlrgJcW9lk
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLeAIlKgBC
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMqlE8DZxC
「又點解啊？」大家問。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNLQGp7Ys5
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKZtW0cS5a
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNOwiKUeHC
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnEkwZ0xB0
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRREQxW2he
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeANWwSU1i
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qQKDlRdYO
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokQDDlXD4p
好在…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMi3mLlXoS
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDXCPcjNfV
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrcv9wuM9w
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARuP9dXD0Y
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BG8y3Scfb
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOovaY8hT3
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9OjGPLaqu
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezoOvjUeY6
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGPUzUpI1H
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuJjCH94OC
「冇可能！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUJv7bUSSr
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WeIZ2t9oB
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxA9VKQYC8
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7oHo0cq0h
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ykthyCjmr
最後一吓…(插~！)797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaIwM5KZV9
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NgxLU0R55
………797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovIokir0rg
但係…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0aUFOE8HX
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrb0WTr2MS
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiWP51Qnir
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7x99yuZ40
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYlLPuf3kl
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx13pCZ6yxf
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Jn1oAsC00
突然…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAcQs3HvoE
(嚓~！) 一聲…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPqpI6dwVh
咩事啊？797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfq1UTmrcHz
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PWIO2X8V3
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhauTSAH5Om
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0j2CZeek29
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEdg0dLR5W
(待續)797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvX5Ya1TCn
下集預告︰797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQ8idaONyd
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7u2Vj12NA
註解︰797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7i5U2tgdy
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0g8EOsOjw
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFJc0mvBQW
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixz4k5RXTu
