第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoHi6cftmg
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXk7BiRDUJX
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93bsv7Sp4i
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdh4ZrocTjt
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6n5PRqLdjr
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwMDbhI2B3
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8KJNCPMe5
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRz9gSEwFJP
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxrJASfwS4
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehnO4zItP1
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNLeUZx0UH
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXVlTX57o8
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBXmvDZz1U
咁都俾你發現添。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbuclszkos
好，即刻開始！858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZatGFHbbF
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRBoDjYA8s
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdpqb6jaDE
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4Sl6mmb0H
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsXV8UJLTc
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbh6Uaf1oKK
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFAQwO8Nh9
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2rHtLoxLx
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkuaGxwDGa
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTfrn89918
公仔死咗，女友發火…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxU86bWEM8Y
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2eJySyYfS
「鬼王」趴咗街…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09q7K1KqoT
本來都已經奄奄一息…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacY2ZxnkHt
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyhBBbWN7v
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2nvqVPmtc
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMAsxp13F2
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdC6btfw7dQ
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf933A1jv6U
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aAAO9T32N
好，呢一集正式開始！858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaW2VjUcNDF
(而家先開始？)858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSe7nXILiyd
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WqBovLPdA
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mnDAvQbm7
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpyQviKUEz
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfO15otuR6
係「井上」先生啊！858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bVKeuqO8I
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTW6QX5Ln0
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrNeq1ridL
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1jPWsnCBy
「我笑又關你事呀？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVo55LvvTfW
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJk8IxEafP
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOb4BQubn7
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3DDqkgNHg
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljV3PT2oFI
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4b8HbWdViH
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTWogU6KS6
「就憑你？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SwVCOYzDS
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrTWrX0LZO
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsVC3Gr03r
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHX0HSVRZqN
「九陽草薙！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTVMmuu8Ni
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnP0ORqFPY2
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0C6nOaf3lL
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEULQiaklZ
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjcgYpstxd
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYj0PukxKN
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3S02ierDyR
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57BySOVory
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzuHos9Gwp
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1llQRlIRS
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIo8ksb2RWf
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLG4zwGGl6l
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgl2FO4mWW
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuA7amJMELv
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hCTALPOst
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVQ0x7Df7N
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxUqdWKhB8
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9om2r6eSvp
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJqewo6mZi
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmrBFbxSVO
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlceFl5Vff6
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2q2tGngO7P
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlE04xozZs
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UEzOrlyQu
「又點解啊？」大家問。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLzNTbk1AY
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWFRKXTicD
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eK34Jks8m
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDCaJqmO3d
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCcHNnBJWK
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqD5vC2r5P
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZ7dhT0049
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2XJu7wAjX
好在…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDdtFi8yUZ
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuepb4z7KMJ
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5xnGzfxna
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6VjmDnzhS
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLn8CRW4RUF
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVd4a25S9B1
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7BMYDra2k
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkyow1xFwp
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6kbi95IZU
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pYLfpnoF1
「冇可能！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GiEqx946G
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTxg67dImF
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmzTHsVnR8
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90oqkja8v6
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDQqameOZo
最後一吓…(插~！)858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfZazQhCrV
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIM6HAlO1eu
………858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXdbk3FcA4
但係…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZSulzr9Lm
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKaXz4Qtjb
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqdjSFYMco
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGY5Qhcu9pH
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrE25vXJ0r
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8YmGYFfXy
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuyjRU7BGW
突然…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4v4VYk31om
(嚓~！) 一聲…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocgrIwUjEx
咩事啊？858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIaZ9yq8ZS
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjU9mr8hQN
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvWoHsdYyz
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTym3ZRpvnz
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTllBVYd7EH
(待續)858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvSiC6UgXk
下集預告︰858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfH5MNKtfI
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IPJmCWASO
註解︰858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHtn5caYP2
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIv35CTxwx
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bEiM3UFKa
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilp2z6qEvB
