第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljGwnPm3Q3
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcA9tIEkJ4I
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKNh0GzgR2
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIo0ozNR3Zc
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwjafqG5wG
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1IWtsk4k2
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0f0ZvVAYI
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl11xkSiwlY
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7vvLjyhpb
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfJqnLzwqh
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCEI3m4RXb
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLV0oN7XcLZ
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3n0Dv4Sp7r
咁都俾你發現添。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1GteN0qKq
好，即刻開始！883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpperxqBcuH
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGebQFLHe5g
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUeDGy4R7W
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYaoyvZzTO
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH19s2UGDF1
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpgLApGGLL
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhNa3Py3iv
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsbOtSgsoy
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOUmDwBXtZ
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXisQz3V6to
公仔死咗，女友發火…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm3oh4MKSW
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxY0SFuERyH
「鬼王」趴咗街…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYxAWEWSlY
本來都已經奄奄一息…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkh8WVHIAA
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3swVROin6
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitqJDTtMsr
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFORdVoGXH
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RDPA69OcP
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGYPHEhxRe
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVc3wJCW5N
好，呢一集正式開始！883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3wy3Gb34C
(而家先開始？)883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJrVHMyKHS
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukpEdZYrY1
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFqtacNy9P
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZQHyPki1Y
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3uRqkZ2Mn
係「井上」先生啊！883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonJmTT6JEx
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJv14BfDUo6
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2eOtXPdoo
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5f7RnzqCs
「我笑又關你事呀？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdlPA09xis
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbvIduitAF
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFQfNwQzNC
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9yl1KuSNR
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxinSYTKaT
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡso62B1tYFE
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSXik7vDLy
「就憑你？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQuJVaDCIk
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wD9ENHcQI
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8aoq9G3qf
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6maH72e9nl
「九陽草薙！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYprP6llcR
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1wh6w3UzS
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQ4gbWPpX2
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtyi0t5L93
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0TK6HMcsR
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHt4oVDZBgL
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskoJEtjVpR
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5aQzbFzL9
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wsBm8HTJs
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtv2KbkAZve
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQotBjkpOW2
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvkfWzKFuQ
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2mvbvLJD9
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6LR4MCsZh
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTuLA5bbie
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoWoZi3MFM
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0lpiVHW02
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XhN0Afuhf
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3skMCRCUTX
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJDX60wN7T
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zyENrbArI
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPofNXWjlk9
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAc95STlAbe
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75QZdIHwwt
「又點解啊？」大家問。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNkjKDpLxn
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODnejBnMlY
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GEsbPclWH
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmZ6OqfKw6
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOb3Kf0mi4
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1B3NTU3jbw
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yWOCssw8X
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASfYzkreW1
好在…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZF1MXzBeAu
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPADO7Du1up
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOaTP5oD2u
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3yjjgh7Cf
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNnSz54JFI
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6j11PDAY3a
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3Lextzr6A
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdd6vooDCm
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdd5ii33VY3
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCPaeigG6z
「冇可能！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEJqU6uPZf
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZ0wYNxFsv
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqk6hwMbG5K
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEliyMRv5I
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVhCQWBIZr
最後一吓…(插~！)883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBArKI5gw1
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYE76IvBmoY
………883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvqpypXcbk
但係…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbLIS7uVOt
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kQFhyNbQr
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgreZI4FRD
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqGal5exE2
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYLF5JFdbe
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZqKaTWuYN
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZvmJdsuWI
突然…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5ILeSYlWz
(嚓~！) 一聲…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRx7bMcHO8
咩事啊？883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qyaC2HAzC
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1TtZu9Jaq
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAODeHaHfu9
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBudgW4pXg
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxDOXn2lAR
(待續)883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO3jo55xn1
下集預告︰883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fKv30euiK
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47tjUoxfVC
註解︰883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLc4HfmnUL
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLve9h08pZF
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEeLNEyZhP
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。883Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhBLUItd42
