第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmy5s1Ob3rH
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCPNMjlv5m
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnbCF94hWk
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiWKO2f7Ob
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0bPuafwKi
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH88oAhaeQ1
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYISCayWaNE
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgowcr9tFl
但係原來…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPHwyIy0P3
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN81oHVd42c
不過…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTE4EgEsHhW
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10RuQxntqF
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHD7IssFcSR
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw78TP0jmnE
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ztVzVNdFX
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ehmwcre3O
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVbrBr6IGQ
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwsRiOPy79
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAw2lbtCaD
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKThI5deTKH
「毒河水炮！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMej8bSnBBO
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTw8Emk8G7
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUcaKa59UE
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mHOJrAMRF
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUz16QSaVN
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJszbKVZwZZ
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEApNlYQaaa
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicvdtxp7Jc
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0Znx0S6cl
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ig79xZ46x
「衰仔，重色輕我。」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUmMCnrhuR
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbHlRpPCLW
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9komQLKo0G
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsuU6Q1dki
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUZE0VvIaS
總算頂得住…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmwFuJ3gRp
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32KUTeTG5F
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbmcBAEx3K
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTASh2DQ48M
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxNB5Zn8Q8
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qE4UdZgLJ
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKtkWJauMP
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILYteyDt8x
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCStOLJ9UKx
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEL8K0EfLm7
「冥河鬼爪~！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCnV5rTGmk
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZ1W4gmVZe
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdunJCRyIH
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNL1S0lUQ3
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCtPTqeamI
之後佢雙手合拾…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDZWXhxmZD
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uuDRhPEtA
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2n7qUZzz7
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZblay5Mj8
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DLDYla1mi
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotctStnUfc
…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHW5LzBeNS8
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmUTZMk1gD
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4wZHcOldb
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdwjxKWMHh
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHIx3ELsoa
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzW1Smrb6gy
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKbc4oNtf7
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3DQjb4qCA
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKMk0jUifb
攪到呢招成個食物咁。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeL26Us2Gam
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFdMSqZvqB
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0fhYq5uB2
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVm6oIiGafp
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbjMf2caF5
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVumKl33OOm
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQv9r0FewLn
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3mbY1BdEg
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsV4C5Q4c5
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMxN8D7ZD1
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgjqIEVHjf
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbi7dww3YB
「好！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFg8cibxADm
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2mD2RzKOi
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuL7uaCd74
我想回應佢，但係突然…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCPIC6qhfg
「哇~丫~！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnYpccnwn2
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRADyMRPwTH
吞咗「春麗」！？649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkty8YF9dbY
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0GtvYjDgI
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zB56YVDxv
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmSNMTfA4d
…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHdnPOk37s
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GSc9MNUVP
「哇~丫~！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwS1URo90d
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAemnYt2mlq
嚇到跌咗入井…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpjHrWWrwa
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwqiUysrUS
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABvDbNIy7I
(噗~！)649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlf23IPgih
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpyTg0I2L8
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCqFATxxdt
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSryf5uFCxV
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHjtT0vemz
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTc76F7BFcw
過咗一陣…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZON6RE9ZdA
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9v5xizooW
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6psTQLkDsa
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uRBluY2J0
我真係俾佢激到想死！649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dUWuU49Da
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JQsAn5oSe
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5o0rZrpRSN
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyHY6k8aEQ
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DlqwDSby8
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNpgGeARgq
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfcLrMBZC5
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ39Gud70lX
我連繩頭都見唔到。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuosKO8PICQ
「駁！長！D！啦！」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxlgvseFIV
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKuMTsmYWZ
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Y7VnTKnyH
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1fq6CR6ir
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZygpYnY13
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5W4AiM2CaN
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctMcCemBwf
「你踩完未啊？」649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOyekT6ZNA
我…踩完未？唔通…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslduiZbq0I
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YbQ9f0le4
(待續)649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamZi0P4evc
下集預告︰649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsMT2OVOzu
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnWbNtxPv5
註解︰649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJV0ijRhTp
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoSpkdtU7T
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手649Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErstb91jwT
