第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQn8ol1jUnp
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uVy63UygT
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYb0buNwLDP
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa18JKFctow
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGEIuP6wiK
…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QShu9nfxB
「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAex9K0dc4V
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHFyqmHnBD
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡke96oTBu8f
但係原來…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0bHBZIPtE
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0IZ4i69zK
不過…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyTZwWgUeg
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjmFk5BrGr
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZWFKuJp5L
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqhlaRMoiy
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oaWC1scba
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFnECQBFGs
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHoTlr2Ntt
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9xg19ooVI
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyd0NxNecn
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbQcuJRwDs
「毒河水炮！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iffVVl6QK
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYONfsRHOFA
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmjVpHPIOj
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Dm7U2qpXL
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsJX575quL
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpEN1ouzOh
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA59Lv1UUKo
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNllgWJO3t2
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsBHKGWOjr
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmyW8L93Bl
「衰仔，重色輕我。」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoGUH05Oz1
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCb0TsWC7Z3
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DaPRcFQ3J
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8A503gOZc
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQGluBzg0j
總算頂得住…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwEAJQZ1JW
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtgnmLxx19
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3W2taAXhm5
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDq6fZ6NqK
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrSMhd2tC9
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqpzVS1uba
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWHTWzcGVQ
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWgAq4Cw00
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFBvrF4bvh
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17TWtfSm2w
「冥河鬼爪~！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4UEhEU3Dc
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMqM6uCaVD
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr85DlmEJLG
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBKcXARqr2
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYO7N2fbfIR
之後佢雙手合拾…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNBo3RiqsT
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKY2i0l8lnH
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacXOEp0dPu
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBG3uu0JdE
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4c3IpSSWGC
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdUGo0360H
…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgRLRZpB0T
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6R8ddp0bi
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmtVzyEZMd
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMA4OUTQJm6
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOrDxeSGbl
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLVCJYpYiQ
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81K9ZqpajU
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDivEYgq6NW
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlY0VXyVO8m
攪到呢招成個食物咁。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bf2J5D7K7
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmk6dyGaiQr
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgSxnvjIG5
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMm8W7Tbrs7
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfWsCU0huO
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjioAz2cTW
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbadCznoB8
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHbwzlpPMx
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfFuwCP2Ry
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGmSzoFJb0
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLoZZ1cDUX
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8f37DTuSf
「好！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWB8QDU7M8
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoRTzcHQ28
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jzpRmqxkI
我想回應佢，但係突然…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyST5CbBUlO
「哇~丫~！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ59b0gulQL
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjksLL8PGb
吞咗「春麗」！？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBf4d9qYdkm
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJ2rKhnfA1
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpMHHHzfOE
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Nel6BfykG
…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3U3kDsLKUu
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQJUolfZ7g
「哇~丫~！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsFxmQeaAh
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6lTN5K9OH
嚇到跌咗入井…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimarncxZER
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaFDvxjsfK
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctP6jG0Vyg
(噗~！)702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWEFi1i1e2
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOngYqxbZN
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qYytzf43C
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTZtYIETuo
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CitR2nUbj
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhy90EBp8Mp
過咗一陣…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJRKTlt8Wu
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhn2t6km2Ip
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsokKq1KvSm
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjU2mFdjjBR
我真係俾佢激到想死！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXjxYJPYl0
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFJCwVExCg
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HbhT7OYBV
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tkDyAGyTx
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZZ2M4VviQ
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZY3zv7UpQ
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRt1fssR2m0
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHw4EP634qD
我連繩頭都見唔到。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnHDUZUB07
「駁！長！D！啦！」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhWFKNqsAz
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGX09fEsYao
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlWKQhpSTe
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRu8Jr7eQFd
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8b0nnF7zn
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOW9LbQLusH
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MiYPC5zhW
「你踩完未啊？」702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBr8KuBrsfU
我…踩完未？唔通…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgeJksBSYD
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEX6xSVI9ZU
(待續)702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVp4mW5pQnP
下集預告︰702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SMoGbV8on
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwpq2kFQ2R
註解︰702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bSFtofu2B
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06Wm8X52Sj
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手702Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1U8gjHEBFH
