第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」,仲唔小心跌咗入井…702Please respect copyright.PENANAQn8ol1jUnp
阿輝,咪淨係掛住自己啊,記得保護阿欣啊!702Please respect copyright.PENANA2uVy63UygT
呢!你睇吓,阿欣嗌喇!702Please respect copyright.PENANAYb0buNwLDP
我遠水不能救近火啊,而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…702Please respect copyright.PENANAa18JKFctow
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫,點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。702Please respect copyright.PENANAkGEIuP6wiK
…702Please respect copyright.PENANA3QShu9nfxB
「光管陳」嚟到,兩句唔埋就請神上身喇!好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。702Please respect copyright.PENANAAex9K0dc4V
「…急急如律令,請媽祖顯靈,上徒兒我身,收服呢隻河中惡妖!」702Please respect copyright.PENANAHHFyqmHnBD
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟,會好似做大戲咁,成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…702Please respect copyright.PENANAke96oTBu8f
但係原來…702Please respect copyright.PENANAT0bHBZIPtE
佢成個「春麗」咁款,仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…702Please respect copyright.PENANAM0IZ4i69zK
不過…702Please respect copyright.PENANAAyTZwWgUeg
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟,我就想嘔喇!702Please respect copyright.PENANAZjmFk5BrGr
都係睇返我小倩好,我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…702Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZWFKuJp5L
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…702Please respect copyright.PENANAZqhlaRMoiy
順便一個箭步衝前,一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…702Please respect copyright.PENANA8oaWC1scba
「家明!」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款,真係我見猶憐…702Please respect copyright.PENANAkFnECQBFGs
「佢就係我孫新袍呀?個樣又幾標緻噃。」702Please respect copyright.PENANACHoTlr2Ntt
「我頂你個制!頭先又唔出嚟幫拖,而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽,我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛!」702Please respect copyright.PENANAr9xg19ooVI
(茱~!) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。702Please respect copyright.PENANAxyd0NxNecn
我霎時間,開心到面都紅晒…702Please respect copyright.PENANAcbQcuJRwDs
「毒河水炮!」702Please respect copyright.PENANA2iffVVl6QK
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…702Please respect copyright.PENANAYONfsRHOFA
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住,但係…702Please respect copyright.PENANALmjVpHPIOj
「家明,你頭先冇受傷丫嘛?不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」702Please respect copyright.PENANA4Dm7U2qpXL
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…702Please respect copyright.PENANAvsJX575quL
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面,食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…702Please respect copyright.PENANARpEN1ouzOh
「喂,俾多幾粒嚟丫!」702Please respect copyright.PENANAA59Lv1UUKo
「你又唔過去幫拖,又阻住我同小倩二人世界,仲想食花生!?」702Please respect copyright.PENANANllgWJO3t2
「你估我唔想幫咩?我夠鬼人哋打呀?你條衰仔,仲好講,頭先淨係喺度唱歌,我見情況唔妥,走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋,好在中途就見到佢,唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀?」702Please respect copyright.PENANAEsBHKGWOjr
「咁好啦,花生俾晒你啦,你行埋一邊慢慢食,唔好阻住晒。」702Please respect copyright.PENANAvmyW8L93Bl
「衰仔,重色輕我。」702Please respect copyright.PENANASoGUH05Oz1
大家都唔好理阿公住喇,睇返「春麗」先…702Please respect copyright.PENANACb0TsWC7Z3
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…702Please respect copyright.PENANA4DaPRcFQ3J
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗,仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…702Please respect copyright.PENANAr8A503gOZc
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退,退得幾步,後面冇路,唯有用雙手硬擋…702Please respect copyright.PENANAsQGluBzg0j
總算頂得住…702Please respect copyright.PENANAqwEAJQZ1JW
之後佢不甘示弱,即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—702Please respect copyright.PENANAgtgnmLxx19
「地獄冥河~!」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。702Please respect copyright.PENANA3W2taAXhm5
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…702Please respect copyright.PENANAjDq6fZ6NqK
好在,水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。702Please respect copyright.PENANACrSMhd2tC9
「嘻嘻嘻,而家呢度就係我嘅主場,睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我?」702Please respect copyright.PENANAfqpzVS1uba
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁,估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。702Please respect copyright.PENANAiWHTWzcGVQ
「春麗」佢始終都係水神,總算可以企喺河面,但係…702Please respect copyright.PENANAQWgAq4Cw00
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…702Please respect copyright.PENANANFBvrF4bvh
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁,點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…702Please respect copyright.PENANA17TWtfSm2w
「冥河鬼爪~!」702Please respect copyright.PENANAh4UEhEU3Dc
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後,「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…702Please respect copyright.PENANAwMqM6uCaVD
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊!702Please respect copyright.PENANAr85DlmEJLG
「鳳凰百裂腿~!」702Please respect copyright.PENANAIBKcXARqr2
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…702Please respect copyright.PENANAYO7N2fbfIR
之後佢雙手合拾…702Please respect copyright.PENANAgNBo3RiqsT
「你條冥河D水太淡喇,睇我將佢整鹹啦!大海汪洋,賜我力量,天從臨海~!」702Please respect copyright.PENANAKY2i0l8lnH
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水,仲…702Please respect copyright.PENANAacXOEp0dPu
我頂佢個肺丫,兜頭淋落嚟,整濕晒我同小倩…702Please respect copyright.PENANAxBG3uu0JdE
咦,我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩,又好似…702Please respect copyright.PENANA4c3IpSSWGC
唔頂住好D噃,攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。702Please respect copyright.PENANAbdUGo0360H
…702Please respect copyright.PENANArgRLRZpB0T
「哈哈哈,你以為有用咩?地獄冥河係無底深潭,加上係完整實在嘅,而你呢度只係得部份海水,根本冇可能將佢填滿!」702Please respect copyright.PENANAd6R8ddp0bi
乜話!?原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用!?702Please respect copyright.PENANAzmtVzyEZMd
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁,開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去,我就睇你頂得幾耐!」702Please respect copyright.PENANAMA4OUTQJm6
「哼,刁蟲小技,天從臨海護我腳下!」702Please respect copyright.PENANAtOrDxeSGbl
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…702Please respect copyright.PENANAeLVCJYpYiQ
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…702Please respect copyright.PENANA81K9ZqpajU
「到我喇喎,水轉鳳凰捲~!」702Please respect copyright.PENANADivEYgq6NW
我有D鄙視呢一招,因為明明就係水龍捲,但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…702Please respect copyright.PENANAlY0VXyVO8m
攪到呢招成個食物咁。702Please respect copyright.PENANA1bf2J5D7K7
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」,又估唔到幾大力噃…702Please respect copyright.PENANAmk6dyGaiQr
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁,佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…702Please respect copyright.PENANAXgSxnvjIG5
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…702Please respect copyright.PENANAMm8W7Tbrs7
「睇嚟我要用真身喇!冥河水鬼,魂歸吾身,怨氣積聚,邪體現形!」702Please respect copyright.PENANAYfWsCU0huO
佢一嗌完,一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟,好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…702Please respect copyright.PENANABjioAz2cTW
邪氣一直積聚,佢個身形就越嚟越大,個死人樣就越嚟越衰…702Please respect copyright.PENANApbadCznoB8
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁,但係手腳較長…702Please respect copyright.PENANAdHbwzlpPMx
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…702Please respect copyright.PENANAQfFuwCP2Ry
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」,濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…702Please respect copyright.PENANArGmSzoFJb0
好在,「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。702Please respect copyright.PENANAqLoZZ1cDUX
「大波兄,睇住阿明同你孫新袍!」702Please respect copyright.PENANAL8f37DTuSf
「好!」702Please respect copyright.PENANAFWB8QDU7M8
「孫新袍!?」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度,感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。702Please respect copyright.PENANAnoRTzcHQ28
「衰仔,咪淨係掛住爽啦,睇住自己同我孫新袍啊!」702Please respect copyright.PENANA5jzpRmqxkI
我想回應佢,但係突然…702Please respect copyright.PENANAyST5CbBUlO
「哇~丫~!」702Please respect copyright.PENANAZ59b0gulQL
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟,仲…702Please respect copyright.PENANAvjksLL8PGb
吞咗「春麗」!?702Please respect copyright.PENANABf4d9qYdkm
唔係咁大鑊呀?冇戲做喇?唯一救星都死埋?唔係咁化學呀?702Please respect copyright.PENANASJ2rKhnfA1
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水,而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…702Please respect copyright.PENANAqpMHHHzfOE
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。702Please respect copyright.PENANA2Nel6BfykG
…702Please respect copyright.PENANA3U3kDsLKUu
已經成十幾秒喇,「春麗」,唔係,「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟?702Please respect copyright.PENANAzQJUolfZ7g
「哇~丫~!」702Please respect copyright.PENANAfsFxmQeaAh
「丫!」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟,仲將我…702Please respect copyright.PENANAR6lTN5K9OH
嚇到跌咗入井…702Please respect copyright.PENANAimarncxZER
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~!」702Please respect copyright.PENANAdaFDvxjsfK
我就一直跌落井底,淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘,可想而知個井有幾深…702Please respect copyright.PENANActP6jG0Vyg
(噗~!)702Please respect copyright.PENANATWEFi1i1e2
「丫!」咦,嘩,咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅!?702Please respect copyright.PENANAnOngYqxbZN
井底有D水,但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢,個井口唔係好闊…702Please respect copyright.PENANA0qYytzf43C
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆,但係…702Please respect copyright.PENANAVTZtYIETuo
D水好臭吓,不過我冇理太多,因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…702Please respect copyright.PENANA6CitR2nUbj
「阿公!小倩!聽唔聽到啊?」我向上大嗌。702Please respect copyright.PENANAhy90EBp8Mp
過咗一陣…702Please respect copyright.PENANAyJRKTlt8Wu
「喂!聽到!你冇事丫嘛?」702Please respect copyright.PENANAhn2t6km2Ip
「聽到!但係回音好勁,你講慢D丫!」我回應。702Please respect copyright.PENANAsokKq1KvSm
「講咩啊?你講慢D丫!」702Please respect copyright.PENANAjU2mFdjjBR
我真係俾佢激到想死!702Please respect copyright.PENANANXjxYJPYl0
「我!問!光!管!陳!點!啊?」702Please respect copyright.PENANAZFJCwVExCg
「你講嘢一舊舊!我聽唔到你講乜啊!總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇!而家我哋都安全!不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷!」702Please respect copyright.PENANA7HbhT7OYBV
安全就好,唔想再回應佢喇。702Please respect copyright.PENANA3tkDyAGyTx
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…702Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZZ2M4VviQ
嘩,呢次喺體內插,肯定超痛。702Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZY3zv7UpQ
「咁!快!D!救!我!啦!」702Please respect copyright.PENANARt1fssR2m0
「你喺好深呀?我睇你唔到!條繩夠唔夠長啊?」702Please respect copyright.PENANAHw4EP634qD
我連繩頭都見唔到。702Please respect copyright.PENANApnHDUZUB07
「駁!長!D!啦!」702Please respect copyright.PENANAVhWFKNqsAz
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇!真係唔夠長呀?」702Please respect copyright.PENANAGX09fEsYao
佢咁講完,我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…702Please respect copyright.PENANAhlWKQhpSTe
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…702Please respect copyright.PENANARu8Jr7eQFd
「你嗌完未啊?」井底呢度突然有把人聲。702Please respect copyright.PENANAe8b0nnF7zn
真係嚇咗我一跳,但係…702Please respect copyright.PENANAOW9LbQLusH
相對咁諗,咪即係有人喺度囉,咁返上去就有望喇。702Please respect copyright.PENANA5MiYPC5zhW
「你踩完未啊?」702Please respect copyright.PENANABr8KuBrsfU
我…踩完未?唔通…702Please respect copyright.PENANAIgeJksBSYD
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…702Please respect copyright.PENANAEX6xSVI9ZU
(待續)702Please respect copyright.PENANAVp4mW5pQnP
下集預告︰702Please respect copyright.PENANA3SMoGbV8on
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇!哇!702Please respect copyright.PENANAuwpq2kFQ2R
註解︰702Please respect copyright.PENANA7bSFtofu2B
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅702Please respect copyright.PENANA06Wm8X52Sj
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手702Please respect copyright.PENANA1U8gjHEBFH