第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC96kp1rBiH
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHT7JAJyptN
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZAhjHo0ix
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBsjWXUDLo
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gIrKPD7eb
…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4HTqZH8FO
「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9XvFCqQbQ
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIGasOCKvL
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JqCmQGGmP
但係原來…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25ScrkYa5X
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxWKbq8p3z
不過…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqD4V5rzsp
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnzVuZcdEq
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZayaTLSwED
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡat4hQcew6D
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtcCkIePde
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvgUIQQCnY
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Zr5E38BdJ
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64XcHvGqLd
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WPoWfL6Ye
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBOoLL7o8Y
「毒河水炮！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBetxyP437r
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QElcPgEe8
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnFbJIXTWi
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrRTduBwUC
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRb33ls1oa
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxEUrVijCN
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWnOiYWsD7
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42R3QsdnbR
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabDIupWAls
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYFfxkMqtJ
「衰仔，重色輕我。」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74E0bdp2Jh
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHN8EYXyZVW
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVn3O62W7Y
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KyKiGJ8Qr
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxvHwzEpqX
總算頂得住…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AdybvuYmU
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRNuBJPJoa
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmRgh79F6f
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6qt082nYk
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLTQV3gzwm
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvrikVdsma
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Kgh2hs3nP
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNks4UuTCf
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2kpIHTXYj
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxTsKzqXgK
「冥河鬼爪~！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoxTP0os04
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblp91ttcD1
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jbIlrPKlp
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVz0itZESUf
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6u7W8wkBun
之後佢雙手合拾…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4XgEjJd7P
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2nNIJBgMc
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcOsUJQtx3
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LwdTd7VVs
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvQw6qMBgz
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgUSiyCiNr
…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2r1pnHdMv
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUsdC37KwH
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiOIc4iXII
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwEdI4k0XL
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3nWr1THov
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPctlhVzPd
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3Aw6gKFLu
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aPvHZyObQ
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF0eq61j2M
攪到呢招成個食物咁。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLU8RJH2toO
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiDEwnCfXg
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH3hfyVeGI
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtYl9uV7Iy
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdQqEumkMa
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkwCN9lNBq
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHNL0r6TCi
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSH0Ofb0MBb
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GQwoaufdH
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGbjZ0TirA
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1I58jY8qd
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9ucfpvM6d
「好！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5VGmR3VJw
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJ519li93j
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJxnoC9fXf
我想回應佢，但係突然…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2Dywgm8CT
「哇~丫~！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZn1ZwDg5C1
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PiT9x3TuM
吞咗「春麗」！？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosPylXiWyx
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7VLzZaJ00
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnQqQXfgnr
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJc4X1aNnbl
…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd79kNG9EtS
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HLq9fIFz2
「哇~丫~！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKO0AMWQip0
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGXmaOFeEP
嚇到跌咗入井…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFaHyVALYk
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIUByFPtLr
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFAeWJlapR
(噗~！)701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYa1Vtb4UZl
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvm2VMBLWK
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PU4LOKwoF
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpLmv1Nl1u
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RjOSdbUmk
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFCd77GVym
過咗一陣…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGcIu3nhYv
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKXvi1VD41
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdTwYHKJcP
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaEyItBPl7
我真係俾佢激到想死！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhjmSdbuIU
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZOCCheeVJ
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrR6BJyNE1C
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHifm5krHc
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3rapPoupT
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xmQDYHGL5
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJM0e58xaw8
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQ2QLKF4Pv
我連繩頭都見唔到。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9xgVTWaI5
「駁！長！D！啦！」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXZUxo24zC
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWC5dFtS3I
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgSB7lYUDZ
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyUD0zR9pL
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGVImnsFvR
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9nr67lz9B
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5GJ7ul8zB
「你踩完未啊？」701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UIm5FLeK3
我…踩完未？唔通…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHE4onK0Ggx
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xUIhGhxqv
(待續)701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJRgMAZOSz
下集預告︰701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aRLEDc9Sq
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAH03P3f0Ig
註解︰701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXD4Lvj1hBc
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mQkE37zAV
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手701Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCzEtbTZlO
