第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuukFmPUxZQ
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuYjA9170i
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87IUwn7xEG
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgSpdHPzl9
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQF2TP15tws
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscNHMmawim
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPoNYcqjKL
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpafU0jnDA
但係原來…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAaZ9yQNs9
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5sQk0PmDW
不過…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gklQVvbHH
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqIlpcRXVM
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNENNyNSsm
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVPVYmt8dF
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8nXnOQPIQ
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTDUe0Sxam
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDz6WSOgcfP
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhXafMiMHX
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1ETWsayPd
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXeVPSrX72
「毒河水炮！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVIfgzpDW9
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCc2aKnXE4L
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuCLE5G6zR
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3vwzemEEw
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpgK1xCqEb
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLTDeIWSob
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNK6m8q0fmb
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptbsQ1BAu3
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxWBZHWtWL
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXyfRGrTuY
「衰仔，重色輕我。」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocTCqOUwN1
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKBVFYtccJ
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPSRIvS9OQ
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulrebwRcPb
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgGkSU6Tag
總算頂得住…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluxqUzjaiR
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUh5kKbYbnc
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHShcGa4BQ
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nV1GZ14sp
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprbT79qx5x
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xMsiMZ0pR
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGBI4REwLP
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡld2K9nrq7g
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlWcEWVnBo
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xPKlW9cJG
「冥河鬼爪~！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQqyPOIqyc
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tlWcmpmum
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSI9kJTNkH
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIANRpXqRc
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNBqDYCrjV
之後佢雙手合拾…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bJg419pId
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11c0fKGs8g
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0yf4azXuL
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANjCa17xJX
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcojiGT4v0
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTE5x7GAwA
…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JvAdm2AzY
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoZDlSQN3r
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8AUE7QOdo
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaAIrD8VVs
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNLYPudmCn
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsZ1BprqF3
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4zarxTnlq
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMOqlHgTR7
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYWTD9eH6e
攪到呢招成個食物咁。730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaBGnSkUIf
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT53vhy06Gr
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBCl4uPDLh
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡav9DX5W5u9
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIlv1Lckpr
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUe3neXmTRk
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKPJG3QGBV
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWTcd7qDRg
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4pUT3wIsH
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyP0uwT73U
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8nomOrUee
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIguS9USijH
「好！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmems7fpNTw
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiJJ0ZLt2g
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzIVR67xv9
我想回應佢，但係突然…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcgzobB3ar
「哇~丫~！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JhxBtgqQX
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tFZnuI42i
吞咗「春麗」！？730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCKAVYIjgf
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UtOFT8WGi
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6hsfsRaML
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW64jEwkks9
…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFIxWDfLad
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6z10eI9jP
「哇~丫~！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAPAtXixrf
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsJYLLQPiD
嚇到跌咗入井…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UVYRUozKR
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuIKIEzFLt
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0LNSVCKFW
(噗~！)730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3N9dxP1DHI
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtEhDtNgDZ
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGrnysAnnx
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJkIHpWFzw
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXy7V9T5yS
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡini0ZwNA0X
過咗一陣…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyloR4PAyLM
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSHy1ANyHz
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvQbfos00g
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpsVnhjEGw
我真係俾佢激到想死！730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTj1apu2y7s
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorpYwyr0fN
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRhRN0OhH3
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bS2Haxyni
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyoYKJFEq7
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOOmkoCmRp
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTpdKBQwOc
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZTNxAAY1q
我連繩頭都見唔到。730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEZsj3sTlo
「駁！長！D！啦！」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnzJ8qLzNP
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDh83lKvgkD
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyA3Q9z912u
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgf9o9OIYA
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKLcENlfkY
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiA61Ra8wm
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubC0IxPor1
「你踩完未啊？」730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvyx2COdNU
我…踩完未？唔通…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5H7MxZpdcl
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAc0lWX1nPg
(待續)730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlHQWaiLyc
下集預告︰730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmq2DdIJZL
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcmLu6ET6W
註解︰730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRnAW0E3oI
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfP1pragw4
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手730Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNUzYdYx9M
