第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDCVSb5zAg
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcDPv7vd7n
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmLWKBtv1u
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapGAH4hd5W
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Pb9crmZ3U
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXPW0VyyCP
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3K0UiKuLB
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgR9FLHJ8G
但係原來…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyPoa1yJtq
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUh16zRQ2bE
不過…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQsZEXkQuh
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38oq41jOmR
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz1uMePi5N
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyH7secyZHQ
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiWqEr8JU8
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSk6F8IIB6E
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvx8cERp6a
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqTDHnFCCt
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5aUAWqPxm
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64HaoQrswC
「毒河水炮！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7N7vs4x8r
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZXUaMDXEU
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5TkkOW6JZ
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdjnuRFsZV
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgCGPlDdTl
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlahmKxgNv5
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRu98BGsy2e
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcTzIb8wRu
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnROdYz3quQ
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuZ2VmxJ0o
「衰仔，重色輕我。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOPLq9tRS3
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrTJLRuTzx
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqs3rnFuu4
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUq71Mg8see
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTDC5iDKvs
總算頂得住…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2I2cza3K0
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBhpe0ftii
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfyXyYM6tb
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztCIfI0w1g
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyDiyU0DJ9
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5Pl4XBLcq
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvX7aisTmZh
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21aeuiP1ME
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj79IwcXbXi
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpN06zynDM
「冥河鬼爪~！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWB91qvAZh
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFQLsUASsl
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyvHovnqAU
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KxGzNXVit
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUGULCLgar
之後佢雙手合拾…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWPHIDrOOj
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLso0Kd4tt
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfEyBy3dEI
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFr1XMMtXj
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6m9dljFhfN
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUGiY9gReN
…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHWmXqJgx2
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zMCoFGITo
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHLhxoaGNI
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmEdcJ1UMT
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8y42WCdeO
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukEnf4NwQb
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0nCEQu2y0
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0zDWZ7HH4
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBGZULdZJw
攪到呢招成個食物咁。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihq8gaQWKS
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKimsnrsZX1
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwZx9SXgdB
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIyJK51qhU
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6rbWFwIWg
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepdk8pXB10
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvpnnOoSXo
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsZhHzAJch
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyU0Az5GFS
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdznYdCXPGI
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfo2Ufb8Rg
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7u418Fx5u
「好！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoEo0k5S9J
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlphK03SUU
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEw1xkTiyJF
我想回應佢，但係突然…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWb087jUuy3
「哇~丫~！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInydRpOTtI
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbq9CbnqaKc
吞咗「春麗」！？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvSuF9wOfV
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjFxvukeKC
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUGi0BupW6
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cEmJ4ZyQi
…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvFxKIhPRx
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPjOCBZFZp
「哇~丫~！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFDDt1eaCV
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcuClmfKiQ
嚇到跌咗入井…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9Mj5o4A6K
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgKrl8geOO
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAL9Q1QsOGf
(噗~！)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgn0yhm5WUT
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlPWA8HgWC
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOin7keyF3j
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwO8r2AFUa3
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYfBYyfHYO
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYAorThBAx
過咗一陣…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QgIZCWSmZ
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqle69D4Df
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZzegplP0o
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKG4ZJDYmz
我真係俾佢激到想死！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdJhC3GJcl
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdG6JdAXYP
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9zmAiN1tv
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0tHR9d84V
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rzLCV9AHN
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrlkd3QwPn
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWR0I67DOm2
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanDAF0m65Q
我連繩頭都見唔到。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoeSKVMSkx
「駁！長！D！啦！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZlyyvf9T9
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16B5bObL0P
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFCcq0sWls
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwTlLtLaj0
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROgFmHeGaq
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmJDiajRPR
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9RUfjyduS
「你踩完未啊？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9IEia2jWn
我…踩完未？唔通…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiacbnlmoQ
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDshBmQvUM
(待續)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1tKNkuK4x
下集預告︰713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnAZjFiwUu
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7adKTCo7v3
註解︰713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDTdL1MxGP
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ykxOm9fQt
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvZaCwI6Dq
