第055集 ~ 輝︰我跟住阿明,上錯咗架地鐵,仲見到一個「肥僧」。904Please respect copyright.PENANAm1Ybjn1n6R
作為人哋男朋友,係應該有交帶嘅,所以我一有時間,就會打俾欣欣,但係由始至終,電話都未通過一次,只能說…其實我很擔心…904Please respect copyright.PENANA6HPK8nXwV9
(唔好咁多廢話啦,你係咪嚟接我細妹嫁?)904Please respect copyright.PENANAKK0zRULsrv
死喇,諗住可以懶深情咁講呢番說話,去掩飾我去唔到接欣欣都唔得添,點算好呢?好!轉話題。904Please respect copyright.PENANAxj6Vv8HVHE
作為人哋嘅朋友,係應該有交談嘅,所以我一有時間,就會問候阿明,但係由始至終,阿明都冇答過我一次,只能說…其實我很傷心…904Please respect copyright.PENANA13QMt5OV0u
不過我睇得出…其實佢真係好緊張,佢D廢話﹑「懶攪笑」同「每事問」,都只不過係個掩飾…904Please respect copyright.PENANAF5QCezHv4q
實際上,佢心裡面同我一樣,緊張到個人已經亂晒,我哋都知道呢一次嘅旅行,已經脫離咗玩樂二字…904Please respect copyright.PENANAJWKNZJy6i4
我哋仲好有可能返唔到香港,再見唔到自己屋企人,所以…我哋只能夠喺我哋嘅文章裡面苦中作樂…904Please respect copyright.PENANAHnRpZyXONS
(夠喇!唔好玩懶深情啦!我雞皮都起棟起晒喇!講故啦!)904Please respect copyright.PENANAtHKoH7ys9W
對唔住!對唔住!講返個故先。904Please respect copyright.PENANADVTebxjuL9
上回講到,「光管陳」話個甩麻仔係「日本鬼王」,佢個樣就真係唔似,仲好似個廢物添,但係我諗人生就係咁,咁唔公平…904Please respect copyright.PENANApFfV2huXOI
丫,或者調返轉頭講,話非常公平都得,相對嫁啫,我係講緊…904Please respect copyright.PENANAskx0Eme8AQ
力量如果越大,個樣就會越衰…904Please respect copyright.PENANAz8BplUFakx
雖然麻甩仔非常樣衰,但係個氣勢就真係好磅礡,仲殺氣騰騰,妖氣沖天咁。904Please respect copyright.PENANAmVqQImVk3p
求其放條蛇都詭異恐怖過人,「大袋」仲要俾佢條蛇咬中,唔通佢唔抵得「大袋」仲樣衰過佢?904Please respect copyright.PENANAiMITC174SO
不過應該冇可能,佢應該係我見過世間最樣衰嘅男人,「大袋」最多排第二。904Please respect copyright.PENANA9JxZBTQmc5
哈哈,點解我可以咁輕鬆講佢?無他嘅,當一個人從危難中僥倖生存過嚟,就會好似我咁,呢D就叫「屎忽鬼」。904Please respect copyright.PENANAA7zvpo8Uit
無錯,我哋已經安全喇!就係公公佢救咗我哋,正確D講,係隻「母夜叉」救咗我哋…904Please respect copyright.PENANAN49nniyeLP
「吔媽嗲」三個字,憑住嬌嗲女聲一出,喺塵世間,試問有邊個男人能夠抵擋得住?904Please respect copyright.PENANAUsBC9tzLpj
我亦因此深深明白到「黑布蒙頭」嘅真諦,聲音同身材已經足夠令男人俯首稱臣。904Please respect copyright.PENANAPHeJFuAiyJ
哈哈,「酒吞童子」始終走唔甩「童子」嘅命運,哈哈哈哈…904Please respect copyright.PENANA830ligdTWu
大家冇事走得甩,自己都開心到黐咗線添,等我冷靜返落嚟先,冷靜冷靜…904Please respect copyright.PENANAARjuPI8xtV
頭先講到「童子」受唔到「母夜叉」呻吟叫聲,所以「蕉」一聲就唔見咗。904Please respect copyright.PENANAElqPYuBerQ
另一邊,公公佢真係盡顯男性嘅魅力,仲上演埋我頭先所講嘅大戰「黑布蒙頭」,佢連「母夜叉」都攪掂埋…904Please respect copyright.PENANA5329tRuvjj
但係,唔知邊度嚟咗D格仔?阻咗呢個精彩嘅鏡頭。904Please respect copyright.PENANAL4k1Dlg6BO
最後,公公仲用咗一招「辣手摧花」了結咗「母夜叉」,呢度之後亦變返晒正常一樣。904Please respect copyright.PENANA1RFqTU9Kky
回復原狀之後,「光管陳」第一時間係擔心「大袋」被咬傷嘅位置,但係好奇怪,「大袋」竟然連一D傷口都冇,就連「光管陳」都百思不得其解。904Please respect copyright.PENANAlEvJEz8u7B
我突然諗起欣欣班機就到,所以就問:—904Please respect copyright.PENANAkuqX9HIPon
「阿Sir,我可唔可以行開吓,去接一接我女朋友啊?」904Please respect copyright.PENANAshCOEPTtrJ
「唔好喇,你又唔識日文,接你女友就包起我身上啦。」904Please respect copyright.PENANAXz8G12AhZo
如果我唔係呢幾日認識佢深咗,我肯定唔俾佢去接我女友,佢個樣成個拐子佬咁。904Please respect copyright.PENANAI5AezfKppB
(咩拐子佬啊?佢似強姦犯啊!)904Please respect copyright.PENANAQdvbDUb0NY
唔好再講喇!再講,我真係追前去唔俾佢去接我女友嫁喇!904Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6m65vmIGP
之後,「光管陳」獨自出發接欣欣,我哋就一齊返咗酒店先,再安排食夜晚餐飯。904Please respect copyright.PENANAaxXBrDOmWi
希望「光管陳」佢真係可以接到欣欣啦,但係…死喇!我乜資料都冇俾佢,欣欣又唔識佢,佢點搵欣欣啊?904Please respect copyright.PENANAxwOTAfHblH
唉,唯有希望佢自己有方法搵到欣欣啦。904Please respect copyright.PENANAeHjVYlP3RP
我哋好快就返到去酒店。904Please respect copyright.PENANAJCufPRwKWO
大家亦各自返去自己房或者做自己嘢,但係…904Please respect copyright.PENANAEBnurq8Xoc
我見到阿明佢鬼鬼鼠鼠咁,似乎係想偷走出去…904Please respect copyright.PENANAvSg3T3lLZh
阿狗就去咗同阿妮拍拖,「大袋」就去咗同廁所「拍拖」,佢哋都跟唔到嚟,我擔心阿明起嚟,驚佢好似「細鬼」佢哋咁俾鬼迷住,咪跟住佢睇住佢囉。904Please respect copyright.PENANA8IlcPL8lnP
唔經唔覺,原來太陽都已經落咗山,天色變得好暗,我見到阿明佢好快咁喺一個地鐵站口落咗去,但係…奇怪喇…呢個站口點解好似第一次見咁嘅!?904Please respect copyright.PENANAZkd2TRnlQP
我冇理咁多,一於就跟埋阿明去,落到去大堂,呢度人影都冇隻。904Please respect copyright.PENANAKMOXdOCCMo
死喇!我唔記得帶錢添,不過我見到阿明佢都好似冇俾錢就入咗閘,所以我都跳咗入閘。904Please respect copyright.PENANAFAUxKuhzLg
「唔好意思啊!」904Please respect copyright.PENANA7G9Rw6zIP2
身為香港受高等教育嘅學生,係應該要喺做錯事嘅時候,講返句「唔好意思」嘅,不過點都好,總之我就已經跟咗入去啦。904Please respect copyright.PENANAVwrN4H8ghe
落到月台,呢度依然人影都冇隻,我見到阿明好快咁就衝咗入列車,我咪即刻跟埋入去囉,一入到去,列車門就即刻閂埋咗…904Please respect copyright.PENANA5aUCzdwv4T
「咦!阿輝,你做咩跟埋嚟啊?」904Please respect copyright.PENANAtLz4Mg68Vi
「我擔心你俾鬼迷啊!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAZRANQFQUCf
「哈哈!點會啊!我俾女迷就真!」904Please respect copyright.PENANASD3COWtMZK
「女!?」904Please respect copyright.PENANA85xqUZpo1y
阿明之後將佢認識小倩嘅經過都講晒俾我聽。904Please respect copyright.PENANASKjrVhPMR7
雖然我估計小倩好有可能唔係人,但係我暫時冇同阿明講,因為始終男女愛情呢家嘢係好盲目家嘛。904Please respect copyright.PENANAhN1e6X2oTv
「咦!奇怪喇!點解仲唔開車嘅?」904Please respect copyright.PENANAv6w2alv3cG
我哋之後不斷大叫「有冇人啊!?有冇人啊!?」904Please respect copyright.PENANAguvSeCzbUi
講廣東話,冇人理都好正常,但係竟然連一把話我哋黐線嘅人聲都冇,呢個就真係奇怪,之後,我哋連緊急安全制都噤埋,但係…904Please respect copyright.PENANAZJrnfFJywk
都冇用,而家我哋確定被困咗喺車廂裡面…904Please respect copyright.PENANAuJ6YcAduer
突然…地下一輪震動,(龐龐~!)904Please respect copyright.PENANAKK56za5aSN
904Please respect copyright.PENANARg36esskWI
之後…再一輪震動,(龐龐~!)904Please respect copyright.PENANAUR8HiogtSq
就似係有D龐然大物踏地一樣…904Please respect copyright.PENANA1RdNtrfCdE
「唔會係恐龍啊?」904Please respect copyright.PENANAngNpCTC99Z
「哇丫,哇丫,哇丫~」904Please respect copyright.PENANAi0ypbAFvLa
怪聲喺車尾傳嚟,地面就一直一吓一吓咁震動,震動越嚟越犀利,似乎係有D嘢向我哋走緊過嚟,仲越走越近…904Please respect copyright.PENANA5UEQ9PHAz4
聲音亦都越嚟越明顯,我同阿明你眼望我眼咁,大家都唔知點算,但係就好自然咁就造咗「九字護身法」,聲音越嚟越近,隆隆巨響慢慢向我哋撲來…904Please respect copyright.PENANALYt29Dzwb9
但見一個僧人衝來,圓面光頭,滿面鬍鬚,身型肥大,如熊似象,步履沈重,一身白色麻衣,揹住一個布袋,頸上一條木珠頸鍊,每粒木珠都比我拳頭還要大…904Please respect copyright.PENANAvPJU29SkHm
佢威風凜凜,卻又殺氣騰騰,究竟佢是敵是友呢?904Please respect copyright.PENANAXUgNmnuHqQ
(做乜嘢突然文謅謅咁啊?)904Please respect copyright.PENANAnyVYuK7xv4
個人驚起嚟,當然亂晒龍啦,將就吓啦,而家個肥僧已經行到嚟我哋面前,仲…904Please respect copyright.PENANArgtgY3nvq3
碌大對眼望住我哋…904Please respect copyright.PENANAWa9rVnUwgk
「(嘰呢咕嚕,嘰呢咕嚕)!」一把粗豪嘅聲音。904Please respect copyright.PENANAClbCNia1uS
再「(嘰呢咕嚕,嘰呢咕嚕)!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAXqF3ugALxo
佢應該係講緊日文,但係我哋都聽唔明,佢…佢…佢究竟想點啊?904Please respect copyright.PENANAjmpfEsP9Cz
我望一望佢後面,我見到一大堆…904Please respect copyright.PENANAPLVGZ60yeH
有D飛起嘅靈魂,有D躝緊嘅爬蟲,有D身上有數百隻眼,有D得返半邊面…係…係…係一大堆鬼怪衝緊過嚟啊!904Please respect copyright.PENANAFyfNl1eW28
(待續)904Please respect copyright.PENANAtn9Ma84mvV
下集預告︰904Please respect copyright.PENANAnLZ4w0Fiz7
「紫,電,靈,丸!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAHlMyHzFf1e