第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgJIUceFwX
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35qrNGWSZp
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiO3inBvHN0
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdmEcJtOt7
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6lwZtRPhp
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2K5v0OARcg
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPfLyOFCyM
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2XTZZfpjN
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMl6ZR8usFm
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc83J4g8i9a
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJWKAumEE2
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwboBvC46m
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWt7YO4G0WP
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBt6wv4OIW
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYMwyX0Ilw
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsg0aGz6DF
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ905UySTPsr
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0d6Sbbgbp
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXcTf6mgnM
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QhADXdvE0
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZXfOt4l7w
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzsw4hfYFB
「你又識咩？」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDh1RgJxzD
「唔識。」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RFZHtf7LH
「哈哈哈！」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5q2966VcuN
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhp0lwHnUxr
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWJ97QSDHA
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYyGpanewq
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3nLa5zNzm
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk50YoQQnuA
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKa5Q1clMwQ
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSRRFqMWAV
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XdkcrMdAz
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSrq59GFu5
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyy18E9A3U
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuZamLlhe5
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmC4AaA24m
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PdaP8HQOz
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yBkl9JhDO
「阿公！？阿公！？」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82JRTDxEOR
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9dsUokHJW
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73MUWCofzw
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBV7YGdPlfW
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Nlg0GqfTr
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNCtvLKrNE
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYc0ByiGGF
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6GUM5Xxmi
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9sjK9BqL8
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6G9pbJcHFK
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJL5GGa5V8
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcVjaSxr51
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFbX4GxZwP
「哇丫！哇丫！」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcycXYJWboA
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiDBnySjre
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZiGbBioWs
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BGMW8UdW6
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWi5dMgkrh
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xC1v60zCE
場面怪異中帶D寒意…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4712PxLZsV
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmqp0XNklU
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kyWbet2Wu
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdhL5kuP94
「停止呼吸！」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvlEcdG748
「扮同類啦！」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgsL0OCZU3
「仲講，走啦！」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrKRzf21CP
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtyNaNEhK5
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMW7Chb7dBA
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1C2O9aIaiV
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7txMhUSK3c
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xCGgn3Kmn
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyglcNAcE04
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLm7cmglfy
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLqo1pSwrc
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDD1zWzjYZx
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Zp4nlWN35
(呯嘭~！)900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIy5SoW5mMN
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡun9vDlrJH3
我頂！900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVu0wFN2y1Y
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qKf1BEJw5
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1C1ZU9k9Ct
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhW0mWXbIPr
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm00AlYsD9n
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1eF2Mvka8
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Be0uNbiol
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnonbzGIxs
「鳳凰擺架！」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVa2EE6gbcG
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbtV15xxdq
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vybRU3mwF
「大波翻雲破！」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPo6Ct57MXc
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3kj5weFec
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFIK713BaD
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvKjzgD1sA
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7LF9GrhGc
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjSGPeM9Nf
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1a0BfWhhL
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrBbzll5CM
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sICBgW1bG
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3F8VsYX5Y
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UGU9u6rpN
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXrxsfG8qK
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQVGLJ0bOK
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qhunrd9jE
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4qYIz1F7v
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTv27KG8cKk
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSalUi1suhK
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2uLNf4JRt
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzEX5ZwpOz
「判官？」我問。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB773KRypGX
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAz8LU96FUv
(待續)900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnh6aWvQ1fL
下集預告︰900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw53oKSVf3z
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」900Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpePG5BrJKX
