第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfeAsn4LSg
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTHlYZ8aUf
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFsmF7Dace
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBV8JHONEH
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3vIdQyTJZ
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1H7Swn8Os
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3jji8DjBf
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLwAKQdp5F
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeeS1Veuio
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZ6JDWVU6h
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55jTPXhYRn
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgBGwcPb7T
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT89bzcviSs
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXAMhFpmY4
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cjRx9M0mw
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhiTPT8T18
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxobuQnstO
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3Zzji6fhl
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOFRbXlS1T
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXADhlcx9TZ
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9E4Hp0tT4
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡom6TAvhiSV
「你又識咩？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcr7mNhejU
「唔識。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK08ueu7Xjb
「哈哈哈！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebXHwdnMUV
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSnHDA0O3u
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOUtZGyebq
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1rifCTPJA
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYx4eQG5q8V
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnXM2wiz3R
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFN4j2ZKAs4
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjTeWYy6dD
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj19CB7YgbR
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFevqL0ENf
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5cGSAtk4D
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7tAnzjZ93
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5USapS2Fhi
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtoZhER5ND
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ruw2XZutU
「阿公！？阿公！？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTxqDCKYRr
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y1eZ8aU1U
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtXABQ1GPx
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmayjCXYZo
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBE1ZsqgIT
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7udPHb9wN
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OcfxdNz3c
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpXlkHEjoa
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hDALc6Y4Q
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8qPbmwGgk
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNQ7nwUBfs
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3crswQJfII
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNWw8XtRel
「哇丫！哇丫！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPV4Cphhf3S
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeSSGiTraK
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwgn5slK1L
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrz3IEPWyfg
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxKouXS3Iy
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAN9xU4ovL
場面怪異中帶D寒意…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4MgSAOZtS
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9GGyK6YJv
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU0aWiFlQz
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5ATEDdaJs
「停止呼吸！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFnnarDoNb
「扮同類啦！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8StnJkJleh
「仲講，走啦！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimhHjVEoWx
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MfS0DzhGY
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUfdc3cMx4
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtQKkng4cw
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOdj4ZrYy1
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLLveIEJHr
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmmQJU4mMl
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDN1SPC05G3
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNNTeN018O
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYLrBas9hC
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFEKxXpYt0
(呯嘭~！)868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG90R18tG5G
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jHvHc5Hc0
我頂！868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqa7TSMQafB
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOrnvO32N1
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZG47n1USY
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKY3NkdfKhP
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8Sfdzna6O
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGlHA69ez5
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYefO1GSa11
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9vkI2SnR3
「鳳凰擺架！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYboflDxY7
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRo9QQVJ9C
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlRBv6EvOx
「大波翻雲破！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQjVm5puUY
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohP7ftBnZU
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjRUbp7Iyw
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiznpOvzFRg
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYvXharHUg
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodSL1yPy7f
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRnKbRnndM
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2S7DnCMyMw
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLREVK4BMgw
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKb5mAganj
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybsGPs8ELi
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwUFDDaPAa
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYxIK5insR
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BKjodoBHv
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3bU0c4eNQ
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1pgWguUHv
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NErzhVWt6
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1cNNOBtrF
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfC545m8Cy
「判官？」我問。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGGV1ftDOF
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfE6p886d7H
(待續)868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEIm4t1iNM
下集預告︰868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNOBmqQaBn
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvIewKdXCa
