第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ002CzbLVb4
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4WPOKjv9r
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rFbv8Qila
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdCl7PSF9p
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMfTv9T2tY
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNecXl3Do2
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHz2FqiKmku
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNddeVo6zuP
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHNuvtEUj3
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAC8Hvr4MOM
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ig5niAKEm
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TBdE5lsZn
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifahvXgSfQ
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyFzCxFLk5
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueDFlRANIg
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmJ0JGckDM
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGNoGqXDgx
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFs3bD31ba
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPLp5nyUAu
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6Ne81g3Uy
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FUE4yvVKs
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAUkd2M3tL
「你又識咩？」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbVMrhjm7N
「唔識。」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIeAzLFaIQ
「哈哈哈！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWZz5cISX5
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ub29q0oSR
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmo2JJ8ZVkZ
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyGvEfuvZr
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTBAVJjZ7n
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4M3rdgmxml
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy2RxT29zo
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnni76nJy5E
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtC2yxWEpZ
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7Lhe1vf9v
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWrAdjZ5z7
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYLcPRmLhF
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAGMEBmqU3
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtthEqdxTPL
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfIPgJ9VV7
「阿公！？阿公！？」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbLH46iiI8
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjflgdKfjTS
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUedCwDTcc
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4eHKJ7MP5
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydmDjstwkU
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qUJm8Ov55
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gX57NNjTs
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjw62xQCcdS
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8K4FObuyE
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGyB3DO2A1
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMC5KBCOoCQ
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlXjNQMuki
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjc7lNP7UFR
「哇丫！哇丫！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDxnsEo3Gq
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLzdybaDf3
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAItGDmf6X
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoK2F2SY7R
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVoFjoSWq4
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhF11RJBVoV
場面怪異中帶D寒意…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFD6H13HRIZ
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn0hAqarF6
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbziri8OS9I
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVW8w2jGjSC
「停止呼吸！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnJF2oo1bZ
「扮同類啦！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhtgwcsXuc
「仲講，走啦！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEczqXw8FsA
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzyZT6fDK9
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzYFu0TQW9
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDem6luSze
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOQwCjyNUG
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9JIntyYZa
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIZS4uiKso
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzUxJX0oUS
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEF4ArBSUS
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4NVILzPaJ
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflKPAUjF6B
(呯嘭~！)932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfS3HXEuDM0
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI24Pw8n0yT
我頂！932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8OkZBJE0P
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXvm5qp0Mp
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfRkOk2yJo
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZuao8dPEO
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAN8EzPX37
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ofNOYwU57
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwBnToFh9y
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5hsUmf7Zh
「鳳凰擺架！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12y1zym4eC
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jQgLu7Joi
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyJcQVi4va
「大波翻雲破！」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzlhj5MvCz
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiX6OfJSVD
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqXYm6Lfx4
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoN8AbMAEl
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNrkjmWv6a
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡom0nkDAihl
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItMpBOsyos
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyQibKXnlb
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5e2FlYZss
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBt2WZccTHZ
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePevQUwp0X
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXHr0iY5TB
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf47wDUjsmq
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoFvoaNsze
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3gHkNAkPU
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYaMN40fsW
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pL0yI0mov
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDstBFf2aj9
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMg6OUPnEsx
「判官？」我問。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbEL91QNEY
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KuyNGR6nh
(待續)932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeexhOjpI8
下集預告︰932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsjEPCR4s4
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」932Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgo0QnixW0w
