第071集 ~ 明︰真相！？攪掂13樓後再講啦！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFzIcq0Ols
阿輝，我一陣先接返你嗰邊，睇咗我呢邊先！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54bFKiyHgB
班西人，果然夠「西」，唔啱自己意見，連人類都照打，佢哋連我都打埋…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98xTk4fjCn
幾個將我噤喺地下，一個仲拿起支銀棒兜頭打落我度！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyZzvJMumP
好在，有「光管陳」幫拖，加上…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMC36Zq4TI
「細鬼」！？佢幾時變得咁勇猛啊？佢喺「光管陳」旁邊，兜搥打落個西人度…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLQ2eKqAxV
雖然佢俾人打返轉頭，但係佢有心救我，都算兄弟喇！不過…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbJMl8dgSJ
我都唔記得，佢其實睇唔到D鬼怪，我估佢淨係見到D西人打我。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVpMG9ZMmy
而家我哋三個企喺鬼怪嗰邊，同D傳教士對侍緊…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTxgVIknWS
「陳Sir，幫幫「細鬼」開法眼先啦。」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxpa36NCqs
「開乜鬼嘢啊？我一早睇到啦！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWUP1VElhD
原來佢睇到嫁喎！我(火羅)咗添。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBe9Eiqqw6
呢班鬼怪根本好怕事，數目比班西人仲要多，但係連出吓手反抗一吓都冇…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6AuvwfG9Q
我哋同班西人一直就對侍緊，情況一直都僵住，點知突然…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfpN6U0ItL
「大師兄！？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiiqGGpxfM
「光管陳」突然向後樓梯方向大嗌，我仲見到達叔同埋阿欣添。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQtYjfq40r
但係達叔唔知點解，轉個身就走咗去…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpE3DiuQ99
俾人嗌聲「大師兄」啫，有乜咁大不了，要離開我哋，不顧而去呢真係？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdBdxgl1jP
同一時間，班西人真係衰到趴街，竟然想借D倚抽水…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvjk0o80xc
班西人一湧而上，衝埋我哋度，但係…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqOtVAoJ5N
地下突然結起冰嚟，將佢哋嘅衝勢都停住咗，不過D冰好快就退咗。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmw0HRKvSDp
之後，地下傳出D咁嘅聲，我仲見到有個水氹出現咗。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXjrclHEQZ
(匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~)839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡust8lwNadd
一隻禿頭，綠面，黃色短鳥嘴嘅妖怪喺水氹中轉出嚟，仲要帶住隻白璽璽嘅女…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02ERq5oz99
妖。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQZyqvLNgD
睇個樣都已經知，嗰隻好明顯就係「河童」，另外一隻，我叫佢…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9paZD4X3kf
「白姐姐」啦，佢白成咁。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ASPSjPmPx
「做乜嘢！？做乜嘢！？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEs9wh58j48
「河童」第一聲就問班西人，「白姐姐」就聲都唔聲，似係佢嘅跟班。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxy8PBwtWFl
我﹑「細鬼」同「光管陳」都覺得好愕然，阿欣就襯時機走返埋我哋度。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3diX7hNgbG
「人哋好好地，冇攪你哋，你哋做乜要攪人哋啊？」「河童」再問。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAeOd9bonD
「自古正邪不倆立！」一個會講國語嘅西人出口。但係…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYIZYHoC83
「光管陳」唔知發乜神經，聽完呢句，突然一個箭步衝咗前去，一巴就打落個西人度…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkIBGE1BAO
條友當場俾佢打到飛起再跌返落地，仲暈埋添…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq233MdmniO
全場都俾佢呢一吓嚇呆咗。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnQLxelFxv
「高手！你唔好咁嬲嬲豬住，呢度我地頭，等我處理就好。」「河童」咁講。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJ3Ko8NJA9
另一個西人用英文大約講話「光管陳」都係怪物一伙，要將佢同D鬼怪一齊「處理」埋。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ncz1Kl7uy
之後，佢哋攞咗更加多武器嚟對付我哋…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlVX2aXyQj
「你班屎忽鬼，唔啱你哋就連人都打！？我就打鑊金你哋嘆吓！」「河童」似乎唔係少嘢。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmFtluQWag
「水淹金山！」佢用一把走音嘅聲嗌出嚟。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWEk7OGWDp
突然成個場注滿晒水，所有人類鬼怪迅間被淹沒。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eQ74KYOcA
「飲淡水冷靜吓啦！」「河童」再講。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRNrMCx20z
「Wuppppp~ wuppppp~」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75BSR5kGFy
D西人想講嘢都講唔到，似乎淨係得「河童」可以喺水裡面講到嘢…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmIvJjLAhd
咦，唔係噃！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAV0ejHJxp
「光管陳」結咗個能量網俾我哋，我哋俾個氣泡包住，仲好輕鬆咁呼吸到。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLGEzZ4x7o
但係…之前坐喺大堂嗰兩個西人都唔弱，佢哋都結咗個網…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtgMMNP962
「河童」見到佢哋冇俾水浸住，即刻就收返D水，河水好快就流走晒。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHOyD2Ow0V
「估唔到你班屎忽鬼都有D料噃！咁就試吓我呢招啦！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmL8JCDTE8
「河童」收完水就咁講。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyQGLR2bJx
「河，童，水，炮！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71l2mlysol
嘩！屙尿就屙尿啦！仲攪到阿欣個樣好尷尬添。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrVuwIZvrG
一條水炮射向班西人，呢招真係正，力量夠勁之餘，仲有侮辱成份。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6GZ7Jjjc8
但係，班西人仲想利用護網頂住…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROZt799mTe
「好似唔夠勁，你哋冷靜唔到噃！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWfYOKyiIM
「靚仔河童，轟天水炮！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FITeFKiJK
轟天二字一出，冇喇！點頂啊！？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq45Tb6uDJN
一條勁粗…嘅水炮射到班西人一仆一碌咁，唔知D水係咪仲有D特別成份呢？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4xycjbp7o
成班西人仲暈晒添。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvxnDyBsg3
之後，「河童」收返埋佢支「炮」，行埋去執返班西人。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxjRIo9G8Y
「你哋唔使驚喇！清潔吓就繼續玩啦，不過夜晚唔好玩咁嘈，仲有，唔好好似頭先樓下嗰兩隻酒鬼咁，飲醉酒就去騷擾人類啊，明唔明？」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1mIBHAayE
我見到班鬼怪都及頭回應「河童」，仲真係好乖咁清理返，而「河童」就話班西人佢會處理。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX15ZbKSP8h
「唔使驚喇，「河童」係好妖嚟，佢會處理嫁喇。我有D事，要走先，夜喇，你哋都自己返房休息啦。」「光管陳」講完就走咗去。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6Du6DLLZb
「係啊，Pakka佢係警察嚟嫁，係嚟幫我哋嫁。」阿欣咁講。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MWdCtZ72V
「Pakka係…佢係警察！？邊個知啊？」我問。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmRJVFNOd6
「你睇吓佢支「炮」，成個日本警察廳標誌啦。」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwO4fFtDDwn
估唔到「細鬼」咁眼利，不過我以為佢淨係留意女性重要部位啫，原來連男性佢都啱。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2JH6QjiNY
「Pakka！我哋走先喇！」阿欣對住隻「河童」咁講，之後仲拉埋我哋走，佢話想見吓阿輝喎。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmRlchwDzZ
………839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNjR7ApFfv
返到落去…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZGdN9UW4M
「救命啊！救命啊！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPzFTQ8P91
「大袋」個房傳出嚟嫁！咩事呢？我哋即刻衝咗去佢房門口…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1olfecBQrj
佢亦都啱啱到咗門口開門俾我哋。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66Dv6rh1vf
「死人喪狗，真係就變死人喇，快D嚟睇佢最後一面啦！」佢把死人口真係冇句好嘢嘅。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fe3JztakI
我哋即刻就衝咗入去，見到「喪狗」四肢抽搐，雙眼反白，好似俾鬼上身咁…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0o8v4Dgu1R
「丫~！丫~！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KLygl9YiW
「喂！喪狗！你冇事丫嘛！？」我係咁大叫，佢依然好辛苦咁。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7l9LLlJQE0
「丫~！丫~！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXT8Jczpext
「佢係咪俾鬼上身啊！？定係有咩病啊！？」阿欣咁樣叫，但係「喪狗」仍然好痛好辛苦。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEG0GIMtPff
「丫~！丫~！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QQoM9gx0D
我哋都唔知點算好，「大袋」想衝出去想叫人嚟啦…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Oa2dS2gZ7
「喂！唔好死住啊！最多我帶你去叫雞丫！」呢個時候「細鬼」竟然咁講，不過…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAUxSh3WkB
竟然有效，佢停咗抽搐，雙眼都正常返，「大袋」都返轉頭冇去搵人…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfT3bvt6OjB
我哋就睇住「喪狗」慢慢醒返。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3w3W7i4VWR
「阿狗，你冇事啦嘛？」都係阿欣把溫柔聲好聽。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTtHQ3yYAE
「冇事，啱啱傾掂數。」「喪狗」唔知係咪傻咗，講嘢語無倫次。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeL3Yuy4Bwl
之後，大家都陪咗「喪狗」一陣，傾咗陣計…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLJvw9C8WZ
大家都諗住返房訓啦，點知…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewUJ0MWTOe
出面有條友跑咗入嚟。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUjnC6j6bo
「喂喂喂！你哋睇吓！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2npCm1uyq
係阿輝啊！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKdwjPbEOu
「欣欣，你點解都喺度嘅？」佢見到自己女友喺個男人房，梗係要問一問啦。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgeMqAudF6
「你哋睇吓呢段新聞丫！俾你個「傻佬明」鏟斷腳嗰條友啊！佢自殺死咗啊！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhG3ujt9u9
佢竟然夠膽死唔等阿欣答就再同我哋講嘢。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6j8FsoTpM0
「咩你唔知咩？你冇睇新聞架？」「喪狗」咁講，不過講真，我都唔知。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraltX3Ti1p
「仲好攪笑添，佢有寫遺書，話係因為阿輝鏟斷佢隻腳，佢先自殺丫嘛，但係明明係「傻佬明」鏟斷佢腳。」「大袋」都知，佢咁講。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvINP56VY9
「即係點啊？」阿輝無奈咁問。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonDiVdCI00
「細妹！細妹！細妹！細妹！」房外傳嚟D咁嘅聲。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrifo5e9Qj
「死喇！係條八…欣家姐啊！阿欣你快D走啊！」839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJK6M4UWsR6
「大袋」驚到大嗌出嚟，乜欣家姐咁得人驚嫁咩？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLJhWPYcpr
阿欣同大家講聲再見就自己一個行返出去，閂返埋門。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xZNy8nGxN
「係唔係阿輝班友仔又攪你啊？」聽到門外欣家姐咁講。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslqLYpUGkg
我心諗，使唔使睇到自己個妹咁淫賤啊？839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73iqXJfwAR
如果係嘅話，呢度頭先咪玩緊6P，我哋肯，阿輝都唔制啦！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIbFiDd9O7
「大袋」俾佢打殘咗，「喪狗」又啱啱先咩完，「細鬼」就淨係鍾意熟女，839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioPreIkWqK
而我當然唔會啦，阿欣係我初戀對象，我點會褻瀆自己嘅「女神」丫…839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzizwY9kIxu
不過講返阿輝嗰邊先，佢問嘅「即係點啊？」即係點呢？我都唔係好明。839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lCL300c9J
(待續)839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScQCHXT8Gq
下集預告︰839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyrc8AM9Vb
…個肥佬捉住咗家姐，仲想胸襲佢啊！839Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznbk7zdZnc
