第071集 ~ 明︰真相！？攪掂13樓後再講啦！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05ssW52DuZ
阿輝，我一陣先接返你嗰邊，睇咗我呢邊先！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNpW76jQEJ
班西人，果然夠「西」，唔啱自己意見，連人類都照打，佢哋連我都打埋…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEIcIdSwIm
幾個將我噤喺地下，一個仲拿起支銀棒兜頭打落我度！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KqbyT9QLe
好在，有「光管陳」幫拖，加上…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7vfKvRay2
「細鬼」！？佢幾時變得咁勇猛啊？佢喺「光管陳」旁邊，兜搥打落個西人度…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7faOScFgf
雖然佢俾人打返轉頭，但係佢有心救我，都算兄弟喇！不過…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoEs8JmfQb
我都唔記得，佢其實睇唔到D鬼怪，我估佢淨係見到D西人打我。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT08NJSmxCK
而家我哋三個企喺鬼怪嗰邊，同D傳教士對侍緊…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TvLcY5SSM
「陳Sir，幫幫「細鬼」開法眼先啦。」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUybNOuMaf
「開乜鬼嘢啊？我一早睇到啦！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXK6cws2tDa
原來佢睇到嫁喎！我(火羅)咗添。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghynN6gs70
呢班鬼怪根本好怕事，數目比班西人仲要多，但係連出吓手反抗一吓都冇…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTEuuY22fQ
我哋同班西人一直就對侍緊，情況一直都僵住，點知突然…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOgZE7l1c5
「大師兄！？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2i10SfVZk
「光管陳」突然向後樓梯方向大嗌，我仲見到達叔同埋阿欣添。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hjtSrkfSK
但係達叔唔知點解，轉個身就走咗去…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXAyPHpNjC
俾人嗌聲「大師兄」啫，有乜咁大不了，要離開我哋，不顧而去呢真係？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAM2V8MfkgE
同一時間，班西人真係衰到趴街，竟然想借D倚抽水…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9QFxbrrHP
班西人一湧而上，衝埋我哋度，但係…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYruiuAdBdW
地下突然結起冰嚟，將佢哋嘅衝勢都停住咗，不過D冰好快就退咗。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgauZZGAEIm
之後，地下傳出D咁嘅聲，我仲見到有個水氹出現咗。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkQGtrRYqT
(匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~)811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6X0LpM7QX
一隻禿頭，綠面，黃色短鳥嘴嘅妖怪喺水氹中轉出嚟，仲要帶住隻白璽璽嘅女…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6xeZ75LXR
妖。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wyBVQKOV9
睇個樣都已經知，嗰隻好明顯就係「河童」，另外一隻，我叫佢…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSwCyz3Dt0
「白姐姐」啦，佢白成咁。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyTmxB5N10
「做乜嘢！？做乜嘢！？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCco0KUNtn
「河童」第一聲就問班西人，「白姐姐」就聲都唔聲，似係佢嘅跟班。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NWEhtGLNF
我﹑「細鬼」同「光管陳」都覺得好愕然，阿欣就襯時機走返埋我哋度。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXSDn6Iir0
「人哋好好地，冇攪你哋，你哋做乜要攪人哋啊？」「河童」再問。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbD97LfNXEF
「自古正邪不倆立！」一個會講國語嘅西人出口。但係…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pMUJcRUaB
「光管陳」唔知發乜神經，聽完呢句，突然一個箭步衝咗前去，一巴就打落個西人度…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKNJRwd4kG
條友當場俾佢打到飛起再跌返落地，仲暈埋添…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfeGkoDbTp
全場都俾佢呢一吓嚇呆咗。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBM5zWimC1C
「高手！你唔好咁嬲嬲豬住，呢度我地頭，等我處理就好。」「河童」咁講。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJ7gLSxNTv
另一個西人用英文大約講話「光管陳」都係怪物一伙，要將佢同D鬼怪一齊「處理」埋。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCr9rTd2qe
之後，佢哋攞咗更加多武器嚟對付我哋…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzNBF628WR
「你班屎忽鬼，唔啱你哋就連人都打！？我就打鑊金你哋嘆吓！」「河童」似乎唔係少嘢。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCC7ltj1H7d
「水淹金山！」佢用一把走音嘅聲嗌出嚟。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOIfWySBgS
突然成個場注滿晒水，所有人類鬼怪迅間被淹沒。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5naeDLEhp
「飲淡水冷靜吓啦！」「河童」再講。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83nAAxaD7X
「Wuppppp~ wuppppp~」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hQh5scmMX
D西人想講嘢都講唔到，似乎淨係得「河童」可以喺水裡面講到嘢…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZpR3SpONv
咦，唔係噃！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oPRjmDUiY
「光管陳」結咗個能量網俾我哋，我哋俾個氣泡包住，仲好輕鬆咁呼吸到。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVt2405Bdbl
但係…之前坐喺大堂嗰兩個西人都唔弱，佢哋都結咗個網…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3ijR6GRNX
「河童」見到佢哋冇俾水浸住，即刻就收返D水，河水好快就流走晒。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mS9KWyQvQ
「估唔到你班屎忽鬼都有D料噃！咁就試吓我呢招啦！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUf6pSEDOn
「河童」收完水就咁講。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfEUZfH51e
「河，童，水，炮！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBv0X6FGQy
嘩！屙尿就屙尿啦！仲攪到阿欣個樣好尷尬添。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLXWs1GHVw
一條水炮射向班西人，呢招真係正，力量夠勁之餘，仲有侮辱成份。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvzPLYtLdn
但係，班西人仲想利用護網頂住…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rhFRXM9vx
「好似唔夠勁，你哋冷靜唔到噃！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1l2jCK1oDk
「靚仔河童，轟天水炮！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYF226wu4TO
轟天二字一出，冇喇！點頂啊！？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnv1F4gT86X
一條勁粗…嘅水炮射到班西人一仆一碌咁，唔知D水係咪仲有D特別成份呢？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprIUCVa2PD
成班西人仲暈晒添。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3h1J51oeeA
之後，「河童」收返埋佢支「炮」，行埋去執返班西人。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeNZ3hliSv
「你哋唔使驚喇！清潔吓就繼續玩啦，不過夜晚唔好玩咁嘈，仲有，唔好好似頭先樓下嗰兩隻酒鬼咁，飲醉酒就去騷擾人類啊，明唔明？」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7c7hpl78Xj
我見到班鬼怪都及頭回應「河童」，仲真係好乖咁清理返，而「河童」就話班西人佢會處理。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdC1XZJL9a
「唔使驚喇，「河童」係好妖嚟，佢會處理嫁喇。我有D事，要走先，夜喇，你哋都自己返房休息啦。」「光管陳」講完就走咗去。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwt52GSl6LC
「係啊，Pakka佢係警察嚟嫁，係嚟幫我哋嫁。」阿欣咁講。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZinC7ybiDz
「Pakka係…佢係警察！？邊個知啊？」我問。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HRBBuLejY
「你睇吓佢支「炮」，成個日本警察廳標誌啦。」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlgG20XnPI
估唔到「細鬼」咁眼利，不過我以為佢淨係留意女性重要部位啫，原來連男性佢都啱。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3e4oEctAw2
「Pakka！我哋走先喇！」阿欣對住隻「河童」咁講，之後仲拉埋我哋走，佢話想見吓阿輝喎。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIq4KM78GY
………811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BSWrSdNbE
返到落去…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJ1S1KKTzA
「救命啊！救命啊！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KtOQP9BiT
「大袋」個房傳出嚟嫁！咩事呢？我哋即刻衝咗去佢房門口…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedTd1HLRSF
佢亦都啱啱到咗門口開門俾我哋。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxWaDnYTLt
「死人喪狗，真係就變死人喇，快D嚟睇佢最後一面啦！」佢把死人口真係冇句好嘢嘅。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dfvfvhYfM
我哋即刻就衝咗入去，見到「喪狗」四肢抽搐，雙眼反白，好似俾鬼上身咁…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2OzghR4nJ
「丫~！丫~！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeEuURyn5l
「喂！喪狗！你冇事丫嘛！？」我係咁大叫，佢依然好辛苦咁。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhUJFhE4LZ
「丫~！丫~！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpvax5jG9n
「佢係咪俾鬼上身啊！？定係有咩病啊！？」阿欣咁樣叫，但係「喪狗」仍然好痛好辛苦。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb59JpdsGN3
「丫~！丫~！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2YkIRjEEw
我哋都唔知點算好，「大袋」想衝出去想叫人嚟啦…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡii3yAGyg8I
「喂！唔好死住啊！最多我帶你去叫雞丫！」呢個時候「細鬼」竟然咁講，不過…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9w4y9S4jlr
竟然有效，佢停咗抽搐，雙眼都正常返，「大袋」都返轉頭冇去搵人…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DYTNFry31
我哋就睇住「喪狗」慢慢醒返。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAWWP0dl61
「阿狗，你冇事啦嘛？」都係阿欣把溫柔聲好聽。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26PFdwDsXU
「冇事，啱啱傾掂數。」「喪狗」唔知係咪傻咗，講嘢語無倫次。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHJLVbuzxw
之後，大家都陪咗「喪狗」一陣，傾咗陣計…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRs51lL7oIM
大家都諗住返房訓啦，點知…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2vVdUk0YN
出面有條友跑咗入嚟。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8A8UcoD3f
「喂喂喂！你哋睇吓！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qnnV4oKsb
係阿輝啊！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnTVtiTgZZ
「欣欣，你點解都喺度嘅？」佢見到自己女友喺個男人房，梗係要問一問啦。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BpaCJewaY
「你哋睇吓呢段新聞丫！俾你個「傻佬明」鏟斷腳嗰條友啊！佢自殺死咗啊！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmk3HTPkUz
佢竟然夠膽死唔等阿欣答就再同我哋講嘢。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hxemMmEqS
「咩你唔知咩？你冇睇新聞架？」「喪狗」咁講，不過講真，我都唔知。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1q564wQxYv
「仲好攪笑添，佢有寫遺書，話係因為阿輝鏟斷佢隻腳，佢先自殺丫嘛，但係明明係「傻佬明」鏟斷佢腳。」「大袋」都知，佢咁講。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBB1eQSpykw
「即係點啊？」阿輝無奈咁問。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mjShjQ4oo
「細妹！細妹！細妹！細妹！」房外傳嚟D咁嘅聲。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxB6JYSeDM
「死喇！係條八…欣家姐啊！阿欣你快D走啊！」811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycDDQq2pf6
「大袋」驚到大嗌出嚟，乜欣家姐咁得人驚嫁咩？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ytsQrCBfK
阿欣同大家講聲再見就自己一個行返出去，閂返埋門。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdjJO1KJ9g
「係唔係阿輝班友仔又攪你啊？」聽到門外欣家姐咁講。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZA93rlUESu
我心諗，使唔使睇到自己個妹咁淫賤啊？811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvC6euEDAI
如果係嘅話，呢度頭先咪玩緊6P，我哋肯，阿輝都唔制啦！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTxvI1gGEo
「大袋」俾佢打殘咗，「喪狗」又啱啱先咩完，「細鬼」就淨係鍾意熟女，811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡli2j9hUeg0
而我當然唔會啦，阿欣係我初戀對象，我點會褻瀆自己嘅「女神」丫…811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24f136XrkC
不過講返阿輝嗰邊先，佢問嘅「即係點啊？」即係點呢？我都唔係好明。811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreY08LG0BL
(待續)811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchANU9yChD
下集預告︰811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOJfwltvFS
…個肥佬捉住咗家姐，仲想胸襲佢啊！811Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdD9X2w2bOH
