第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4z3m2gfPP
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdguj1v0znP
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23wNOtvoFZ
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckA7RbQDcc
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4gfag606t
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpL3N7GLVyz
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAf8V16ETiz
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIj8yFemo0
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXFyiR8lKD
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGhcm6FsA9
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUbV3ke8YL
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2y8rT6AzP
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5q10CkLMJT
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDaEFRygj7
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SMMaFIYRR
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56uiRBGF5J
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnpj9430rE
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnBbajOIBq
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrlYuJAbLD
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiUq1B0xI2
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkID8ODRBmb
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MyLnoiZsc
………813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5jciMDL2E
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEC0oKanRsb
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsAFb5KJx7
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLmMhz3AgB
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJdwGrOwQW
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJIPYDJ7Nn
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomgYtXMphd
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVxxJBXFAs
…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8P4mAY66S
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE42cocC1SE
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡer5h4TnlXS
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVQJIPFtWs
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXPbKvdQHh
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvtE9iwfeS
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hFy8dbd8m
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXJDU5Atpb
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJ4mTnRp9e
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgqE4khwYJ
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1jSoJdU24
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡap31Ak8Alx
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZSfjIuY9G
……813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgicgOPu7kr
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ecCW4Vlix
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSs0CRrvhKZ
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXUsjpmq4h
………813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1uYiElMlB
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoTZq7Ohqu
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dW8VG8WvE
…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6qaSvLxth
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tuSJ5vAHz
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdd8Ucs8yzK
妖魔鬼怪啊！813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFKsRd9hku
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKzGMiM9US
感覺的確好奇異。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0h2FAmnug
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFHco8MT9H
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7tcV1gKXd
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8Qhkie7bW
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OL8BJL5Bl
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbqwBJ4S8K
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9DcP8R5Mm
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxuqK0jmrL
(啪~！)813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIf8RrByNj
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VpKHF3smN
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlN8GosCZyT
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzOmhfuPkP
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSydH7bLv0J
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1NoR6ac2Z
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5xBLMGah5
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdPy8rSw8y
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsbGVIQrDI
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIr2iFOyMLQ
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xwGClKxm3
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFJZLI2KAP
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYjuKjV9yb
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNqZjqNbXx
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUv6vCQ5oTm
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixxOPi7YAj
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpCI5vqbMc
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wicF3IIuN
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPenJWoXhGw
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnDcQGJxCg
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfISI8NXOx
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwE2Tos8UHl
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd92Du4iO0G
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaQT5WzmoF
我哋就得返兩個。813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Du4wCKCe4
「結好網喇！」813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIS4EHP0Fp
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs96x3nMZQH
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJK8kMversK
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawD2bgwCGP
(待續)813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpwAMFypny
下集預告︰813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjE7jf0V6l
巨型白獅！？813Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyP2bT3H2Sa
