第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMlhaFrStI
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjn6W1FKOU
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtUAqRkBws
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJeqYclLQ7
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNn1hmVi1S
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tKBVN5r4j
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGOsDXXHaD
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MhorudPRn
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4Gf3ySUuv
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUqGhGcl3e
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuO1VjR1hk
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxg6PyAZPm4
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HtTHHFKtp
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMK5hDaaxH
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFN3T6BcRzA
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvVYX3oJMB
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6TgJbyyGn
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIQfrvbCWo
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqOAdiFZby
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYjeZpp3JP
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXjzyYBFtF
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstQJLEZZt4
………747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmILyZqUkJ
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlrcgIcOcp
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3cQ4Hws35
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUxfOKyMf8
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfXpEXQ1K2
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6Ym2jutUF
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDiYV7ztMT
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYdFgcDf0V
…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbGfK7uPKF
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OwJTmqFth
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2Ug6BAO5I
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVhJgSrJ9k
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fLVg6VagP
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXG2TWPlBC
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdE9RO99dEI
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE143UrPKwb
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjVWa6boND
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQQG2kFWI6
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XB5Dp3svp
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VBVQ4djTD
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9RdioHsqA
……747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG966JBRwv9
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOjs87ZLKH
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7zHrwiUst
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNGYEPOtC1
………747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYE4Glrhp0Y
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkT2tdo5NWl
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6YTBWI0KS
…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2iQDuOVdE
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXgiVeguEc
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoXB5i7VPr
妖魔鬼怪啊！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOMQRIhBmU
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ735nDqq7A9
感覺的確好奇異。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUjWo62MNi
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilssBTdq6R
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYyioRr6g7
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSwQOSsYW5
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezFn5rP24n
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrso85mvOMA
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweDEOWezDe
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsxraZGa5U
(啪~！)747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CnifHmWBN
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqLjfv3niN
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCU2WVICZP
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepBPZQtSL5
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhZlhqgInQ
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKg7nujs6Q
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47kq1TINSh
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDsewgR2Uc
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CoXVMrfy0
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97T3tw4gmf
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxV9OhdTuDv
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2Jq2Jg7WR
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wzdLYV8F8
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4KOZ0bjSt
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF092KO1s1Q
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jJrm7mSNG
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mouQtZR6B
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4foSjGDnk6
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0Qcs7WfI5
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6t0NJ2qx1i
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1hu1o34Vf
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9pgwIypty
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JYy6uIVS8
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDToslCERRp
我哋就得返兩個。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqrnvJKqAJ
「結好網喇！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUduAQm0qNl
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LfKaQNiHQ
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOthLDR172
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFkyq8Sl63
(待續)747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIW2XSrP4U5
下集預告︰747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnFbIKrHOA
巨型白獅！？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5uNyIrybE
