第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIabfA1ikh
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5SPk2D9C5
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0j67ur3hEB
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxi8WDlYZi
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0dTYpcA4Q
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMPP8ONxOg
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMhTf4OnK9
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zzol6Xlau
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwnD1rduBP
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNIoZLKgg5
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjqYe5LpmI
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIVVL3UlJM
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbdde4PBRM
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEowVUHiLc
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05GTsPPcdy
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9n27S4yEPg
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhyRuocM1O
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKe63vbvupa
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzJFQVLmXI
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzcQus5NQP
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DaxsBR6W8
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9wxrL5Bis
………836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoHcNI20oY
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqET0gqxKmz
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrHcofFoY4
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXW9sO9N5ku
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPCUScC6zX
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUModUAIsj
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaNdSI6sVY
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOy324itgqk
…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstV8ktxsMm
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVY8glUoyVx
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVODSBZxdn8
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJDUSvmL2c
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsp6zkVqX2S
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJTpvH4WYG
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFlhEwVaN8
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiJz3dkC8l
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZd0INqY885
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOtmOlfvf0
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDvB195bXj
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRv1H27hIFB
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMmWUKFoW1
……836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AVvJpy6ay
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pFczcCx8m
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLRqg6fnh0
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUHr1h2HVg
………836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDDUIIWppq
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PuLTTklUY
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBELgKWeiIv
…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpT5X20jE7L
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNMZMXtQ4A
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDs9L4FUMu
妖魔鬼怪啊！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIerLh93PcG
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3BA29aBcE
感覺的確好奇異。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vxIKkNtk4
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHf5HkUMWX
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQW2v8CVNaO
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfxx3atm6i
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshJ14u25wE
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqreR5VQQE
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIfBJvOZB0
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9pDnVbQ3l
(啪~！)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHxPPYbGjT
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01Sjh7Cglt
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLgzj6hnRJ
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMIwN4UsmM
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpu6PsM0QK
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFnObu3dzJ
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsY4bpU6Ots
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSL1Ov0BJsV
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodIMD0RArF
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSZ0B3Ru5S
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7D2ygq0GB
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpCmXXfvtB
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHwN75MKL4
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZZuQFhG3M
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5k0KrVMss
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHM1LSpAjYk
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhu7hFe49v
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0QqepeUqK
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqTxy4Qzdz
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmMTMRgBBh
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5al50oVe6
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRNnS3hJrL
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqSAYVJZZs
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDyw6OnbrD
我哋就得返兩個。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGyxSw8dEU
「結好網喇！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAFvWGdq24
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp832ZEmMob
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmqjzIoALE
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKGWzubjCg
(待續)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkADjAr6dS
下集預告︰836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4CNiW3HHx
巨型白獅！？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU9PeK5zKq
