第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORnketjukm
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3q35FuBaU3
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEXLuIJ4Gw
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUr6BzZgMp
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbgTJfJAjr
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnfDl6to4q
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40Pyb7o68z
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSLo6Qc4zN
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KdDyyNMmG
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BiobJ8hbZ
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1SseAvgTe
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQFiDzfE4T
「結好網喇！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZWGPNXPTX
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMetC2ZN0v
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOomfvaXFV
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8TRDscJg6
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5JOQzn6yz
我好似講到係好自然咁添。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMnJZq7XBb
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcf2cdTlKl
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcWnEJ98Ra
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdoKxPZtqo
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhC0Dpseq26
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyR8i9rnrMU
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQR90PdLOJ5
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmQI56fuEJ
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOsXfgcpZt
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlSSXziKmf
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusp60jGJ5v
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgELrLOd0N7
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1uysgA4Uw
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSPkP5xGFM
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQVq4cGHX9
我真係有D擔心。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWvxCSREXM
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「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOBO5pwCpz
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbL8pdQlK9t
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWcB3WSd2x
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5LJ09cQck
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8P5mwzAm1e
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhcalCGwwX
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUu6VXyj1E
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBS73grDWzl
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwaTE5quBJ
「好，我試吓啦。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwl33rQ1Y7v
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3pddpQPo4
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXlppgTIuq
「你啊！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVYTaqMwXY
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9OwSua6qZ
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡde9r5hziln
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSI6OmILKE
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83kcjNkPWY
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHQaoOEOtg
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg92Ra1vzp7
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeC2p9tq45k
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QJkipVv0y
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5l9AcSWcB0
「分工！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggDUGAgesW
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIG7WwrPT4
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptDABlEb5W
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjeeIgqrkr
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dwjaF1HYJ
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmb6FqUoQd
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTkluzufXD
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWFlmPmVKm
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47ASZNe4PF
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OyrPA3Siz
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRj2pwMiK0
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGDlolgWFH
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1u2fqxJUo
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMIs69aFF2
好！到我！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7qujCtHD7
(吼~！)「居居」變身！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIAsgYSEAV
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvffV2XR9p5
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOz9xXIbjRj
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5lJ04kSeS
「居居，衝啊！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSArrqsKqP5
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01sJCPGNfk
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvy4csz11rD
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzP4gG7SZA7
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRhGl5UjOa
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweMDn62ucF
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIPUYumHUN
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bVWiJ8SQ2
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCFFc7Bggm
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhb00wJaiM
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7t12vENkj
直接跳上嚟追打我…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAQYgqXXTt
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJMVrmem2R
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DNet5xMw2
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXhywge8yU
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4tYaUak1Q
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvA5TnuzUG
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOSeKCisDl
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHTXh42Gvt
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqE6k1VUmz
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG7C4WZoV2
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3b6QXCfqrW
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByNadol7ce
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBfUoSW2hF
「冇咗條棍啊！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdddIIWzYoE
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoIXcBLEL1
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1gDlEm7ON
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4UqAZn95y
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3w3QFB2fKX
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiT4FlBowAv
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaflXpvP58P
(吱依~~~！)927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemcIsMve8u
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMB3RjOgEVj
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSi1gadqD1
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfC4OIF7nC
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMZoiXFUQ8
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVDG1zZ54w
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQKUKkkO5j
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hbbPsPHl1
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOaFVT5Gvr
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53xWJVOTqj
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBOcb7jTPp
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oTAFgDYAo
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佢「嗚哇~」一聲迅間變成灰燼，一堆「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身亦跟住唔見晒…927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFdhNlaBrq
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(2) 抆水—有兩個意思嘅，呢度嘅意思同「散水」有D似，又有另外一個講法叫「走佬」，簡單D嚟講即係離開咁解。927Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonFVsKSPbp
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