第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTr4K9tzDw
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImiglGF2oe
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDh8zI1PEph
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBekY2M6Dx
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWI8s8DpU6
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQFKEZB78V
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAa9I7GuQew
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44WJIhWuGA
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEuIIKEGnx
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GGVqW0Lg0
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnzcAA80kP
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rpL33E9wq
「結好網喇！」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaQMkZ7NXr
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2aQMXnBEa
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbs5RtE53ky
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZa0SlIwJX
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzBY9zY0ge
我好似講到係好自然咁添。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL29LPtn4GD
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUQAjNDqSC
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBrmoNQGzV
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTN69ZekxKW
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdanZrCibX
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZCz93HOeb
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxICKaVYFPG
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jyMMC0Vmk
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVACv5FIvU
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAIBvtHBLh
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxADJeCV1E
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijlBpn9ZiF
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsT3vECTLL
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6FMyQsT57
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcqcY9lMZ8
我真係有D擔心。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvFKqlJQnq
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「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZc7I4QzCL
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7WdTA0rWw
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifjSUjSK9C
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGIXPDL6hg
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZHaSXUYH1
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKSy0bapYg
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rAV8tgaUt
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjip4DpNvmB
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYmPsCXqsP
「好，我試吓啦。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0bOrr3BcM
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bXOK5ltwI
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPzpqGGGKb
「你啊！」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHlBG9HwBs
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIXgZkA4xH
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaDyTKjIQF
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNinA2YTtK8
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvhYyvxyLY
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZHnKHZrXn
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeAucXfG9O
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ht2LdDAbf
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZT9gw5oqc
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrwuoJ1fAR
「分工！」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICCllsi0fF
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHTW0mzl1X
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHvALyzWiS
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPY2CJ93O0C
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7da5E7ohVK
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwA5V2vM16
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrATOvTZpBb
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF12nj5jHnN
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEeNuNk178
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCr1bj93EPz
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViyF0ANQxC
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7LhxuOXly
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCxjTHxuus
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmT5MpMCEFK
好！到我！960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDsKvabmT0
(吼~！)「居居」變身！960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYPeU4z3pc
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDpQDRAy3f
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlTwLKbCN6
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AEPR7Q78P
「居居，衝啊！」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwvjYwRlU1
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmiRGxmcQC
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgtbTUQ6zy
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Eer1tlngu
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN42tfvovH2
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmpy4rE4kD
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Cof66TSaX
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfvSjRlqpi
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5XN3PKZhF
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmSntTZ8M3
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinyEjyuHnX
直接跳上嚟追打我…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzV1GspbNJ
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0d6qkwz6r
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxbT1FWrc0
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDR7C928YSZ
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKBraiIbNr
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwHdXDCXV1
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXmjNAxTDF
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXApIuSekf
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYnJ28m3jU
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxXmnXC11b
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRaueVPFlu
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVVZPA3koi
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8moddJeG0
「冇咗條棍啊！」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhpSbBhvnp
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzPCoQjRrO
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjjTh19Fv0
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHHOOu55yq
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKDDtsd6pP
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTNyJUTzbL
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8M3FYNC8S5
(吱依~~~！)960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLH5tiG8Qhq
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbse7jvQ5xt
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pIFJlVgxH
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYgfMRjzlE
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibkgsPfshO
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7min139bj8
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lFwJxDElz
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUfSwOUZXg
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDS0wIXePi
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqBNkssj8v
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaGAqbCJ2I
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4ClvTFTyH
不過唔理啱唔啱聽喇，我就係中正「百刀鬼吼」個背脊…960Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYK923fXHQB
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