第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtysTa2xC8
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBqgn8yuqy
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfrDKulzcZ
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1PBcyINKw
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjdbhjGk3i
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysASpXexFX
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnERqzCTYyh
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0ee4HEGCn
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClFZu73lEI
………890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZjkmUwabx
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqawT8vNS3C
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFnz5WHLb0
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZMtE00Ryc
「結好網喇！」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWrf4pYS2e
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJwykea22i
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XZiW1b8DJ
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQJ47zVL4N
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLU8x5IxGHz
我好似講到係好自然咁添。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2azbvZDxq
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgs6Jr4LWCg
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkK57jde1J
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VXbi2cx8X
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAXU0qydqB
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhn0gWfjEM8
…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSeXmCwEaD
「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDAOhBJ2Tp
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQRZEpVcRV
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vEYS1c3sJ
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQ5kdql0DE
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPsPTG7Y5S
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjLsGsBTAl
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz255JsusXu
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlIwoFvMwn
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97LmQqpDDD
我真係有D擔心。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwofiSawXnH
…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiZQuKP4bk
「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYU2xZFEVAn
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgirMiJRaO1
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQWDKO2Eot
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5t4hVQzvM
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfntsvDNpY
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rfyDojRZL
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhQxwA31Gz
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqMffeakRT
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYkOixeGRN
「好，我試吓啦。」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM26eeTe9k6
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXMIQYyP0w
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVahvBJqJk
「你啊！」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHuyo4z7WI
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGI09tJUOW1
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LjsVTXvM4
…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nLloPh6Le
「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKDuOdOw1A
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBF7kDnHDgc
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG9of3BcNT
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODL6kibRlk
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7t872lZbZ
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNm9b0Yf8d5
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcLeRVoZ8b
「分工！」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsuBcvtSO9
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqvT0MWQ2N
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tMLS1bDp4
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfqYCtCIbD
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dfHLMBpY6
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Kf2jVPv7V
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmC3w7AnUxW
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJk0AC5BIGW
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4flxSbC7j
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPvQHEnggv
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kguRUfoJG
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Uc8hX2GlK
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTf3N7ZPgc9
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH3GdISuxP
好！到我！890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSxMAlGk25
(吼~！)「居居」變身！890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Of62qacYu
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzqYXh68iE
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Cc4jdM1m5
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1yhZPTLXc
「居居，衝啊！」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJp2TU1Vil
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPedCmd6Em
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACnNyNSmmP
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZU4Ludvl7L
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mT98OI8eC
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFYEbmB4G8
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAZ1e56bn9
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdAxrE0m5L
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROtOtgrQPN
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfpJ9Sbjts
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlqdq3PzwX
直接跳上嚟追打我…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2k4SlG8CU
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawVBwnIr7F
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbDW66bhzy
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyZBHvGATS
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRKLkpGt86
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90BZTiAvfP
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lAZE2v8qg
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CD51f8DiL
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhICNOd9Lsh
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYqTpgavm4
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrhRpIQMxh
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzqyVqzXOR
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrV4p6HFLKj
「冇咗條棍啊！」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq78hwDnud0
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzke2xbCtx
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Y5s2x26kZ
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyhEQ4xDJx
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGtJraJ99Y
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC58fGYoXTT
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehfPWZZfV2
(吱依~~~！)890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3y2RwSqCj
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50IIbGdwXF
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVdQgdufoo
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGYp9ntBxj
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5gSnkmyWR
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZL2OYI50y
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGsvNdbwC2
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFFO9FJkZM
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1w25Mye6HI
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVTw28lbSh
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoV8e4j4WA0
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6RXrGsmqD
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佢「嗚哇~」一聲迅間變成灰燼，一堆「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身亦跟住唔見晒…890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiD6504UVyn
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(待續)890Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscoKDfzF2o
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