第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcooZsHYGnY
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8M5VZzu5J
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8lc32MDIs
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOtRPdOffA
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEPrMEVGOc
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0i47tSMAtD
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCoLy6b007
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0CTgzXAer
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICeEP2pARI
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ246yeJInPP
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnNOqRFNID
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCNsgXQr9A
「結好網喇！」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56Nj5vSp5C
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZuLH9WWSt
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHRH8UyYQg
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiovp0wP5Wu
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XQyikjPjR
我好似講到係好自然咁添。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzN6fhL4YH
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58SVbkuxkS
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnyhL10okB
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4RxReffMg
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrW6p5zaaB
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1CPlcyFjv
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT12fBtnQcj
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BqhjcJr0A
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEFK0GTqzz
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhfB4DxZ1K
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OQUpVjPvp
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10utiUYadY
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjlm262fxr
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiKPqJS0ru
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75IjnQolKP
我真係有D擔心。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeoBawlR7z
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「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnh1G6737D
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSkzya1HBt
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbQBNEzK8G
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4fx5e1EAT
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfPQG9bypJ
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxmxrlwiJF
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bAcbWmRLG
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9LVRHLCnh
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡem2MXH33KZ
「好，我試吓啦。」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡet28dsJSFq
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFonQQhP8Z
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzHOHp6TUC
「你啊！」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEEHDuiVtN
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡla4eszNMFa
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8jIuBQM6v
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2ucmh4Bdf
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCc6kOULHx
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgV0PmPkYp
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDdASqcOaX
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHASxRx1FE
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gIPwMu4EV
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFTtLCdE0R
「分工！」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGBSTsYdsa
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvsymXTQwZ
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuwqKvbXHV
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjkS31OGTe
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbSaXItc8K
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaP0cOixoHU
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyGzHwnMry
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MMqH5VSlP
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GU0qsbbTn
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZRnJnDn8W
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dffFmsBN5
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhdh5eDPk1
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrsFkfu5O4
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90JCZ77dXE
好！到我！905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPIZTZcd0Y
(吼~！)「居居」變身！905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LYlVRn3E7
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YkRhMX6KA
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGG8uBk6XmG
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKU5peA9utR
「居居，衝啊！」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLHlnO6v3h
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0xHCpouQb
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWD0DHimPH
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdS4SoOgLl
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWW0sj35Sv
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfdwyhsfLt
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7FOcwanUX
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUfR3m644Y
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmRQ3Fgp8P
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5Xt1W0CKx
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjVkS5HiW8
直接跳上嚟追打我…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySFqLK0Qby
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdhZbyqIs2
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5ZstZXxCM
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5ELTfsTif
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjXfm4PyJE
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXZnHPXGdN
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQdGSMoFHY
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbItWFSm8NB
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbie2Yelpw
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpQYINmSRU
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwxHD8uWet
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQ0WtGNEza
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DbXVR3FeQ
「冇咗條棍啊！」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXY8rzivPYT
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfkKPGcSvu
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8iLzZoJIX
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CCVQPdvuf
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKXXQzg1gI
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFa4TJPWPT4
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEyneHigbH
(吱依~~~！)905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkmZlomhYq
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EqGKCD40U
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFI2DmTJOv1
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGndmUHVsZ
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rFcYVm6dB
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJieUXNpDlQ
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgRUGunag2
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62hJimbyY7
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXC5OK6OhUb
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVdElLRfxW
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgc3LVzPvgd
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFs19B0rF2
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佢「嗚哇~」一聲迅間變成灰燼，一堆「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身亦跟住唔見晒…905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdfHIqAOVO
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咦，欣欣把聲啊！乜事呢？905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4AhsNDz99
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佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUTmu0e5FJ
註腳︰呢集比較多廣東話術語，所以我解吓我意思啦︰905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlXx9L92FX
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(2) 抆水—有兩個意思嘅，呢度嘅意思同「散水」有D似，又有另外一個講法叫「走佬」，簡單D嚟講即係離開咁解。905Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhQEog7128
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