第093集 ~ 欣︰咁我試吓講少少波啦,最後仲會出現咗「佢」!?904Please respect copyright.PENANAK9rHwj0DTc
上次我講到喺陳老師同黃老師個房度見到條乾晒嘅屍…904Please respect copyright.PENANAPBaZSAMZV3
我開頭仲以為係黃老師俾邪魔外道殺咗,仲將佢整成咁…904Please respect copyright.PENANAeARacLMeKl
但係,原來佢幾衰啊 !竟然整咗個陷阱嚟害我哋…904Please respect copyright.PENANATohU7euSgM
好在,有陳老師喺度咋,唔係我哋成班人都中晒毒喇!904Please respect copyright.PENANASmjR6bQh7w
(細妹,放心啦,如果冇陳Sir,我哋都入唔到呢個房啦,又點會中毒呢!)904Please respect copyright.PENANABjPjIKsPCD
咁即係點啊?D毒…係想害陳老師?904Please respect copyright.PENANAPcuX9jkAAw
唉,我都唔理得咁多喇,總知呢度就因為陳老師而冇事喺啦。904Please respect copyright.PENANA4nbdVQpRTa
但係…阿狗手上封信叫我哋…904Please respect copyright.PENANAKWkqNUidjR
「好!我哋就去「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」度會一會佢,睇吓佢攪得D乜都好!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAhsgEs7AdPC
去呢個足球場!?黃老師或者係個神秘人究竟想做咩呢?904Please respect copyright.PENANAPAiQO5OgFQ
我擔心起嚟咪講囉︰—904Please respect copyright.PENANATzhu96TLWh
「陳老師,「肥高人」我哋已經聯絡唔到,我有個朋友,佢都好犀利嫁,不如等埋佢先一齊先去丫,佢叫「白百龍」啊!」904Please respect copyright.PENANADwGGycxC6S
但係,佢似乎唔係太鍾意「先生」佢,所以佢一句「唔使」,我就再冇問嚧。904Please respect copyright.PENANA64JN0Z5PC5
之後,大家都跟住陳老師佢出發去嗰個足球場。904Please respect copyright.PENANATBihgusGzj
………904Please respect copyright.PENANALPbXnLMxLj
而家,我哋班人有我﹑輝輝﹑家姐﹑袋袋﹑陳老師﹑阿明﹑小倩﹑阿狗﹑阿妮﹑荷瑪﹑洋腸﹑仲有…904Please respect copyright.PENANAwX7YVrqiBj
「居居」都跟咗嚟,但係…點解好似唔見咗阿明公公嘅?904Please respect copyright.PENANAQ46F4r8sDs
我諗,頭先佢哋梗係去咗送公公佢上路喇,我記得喺地鐵度佢哋講過D咩投胎咁嫁。904Please respect copyright.PENANA03EOUpzpN9
………904Please respect copyright.PENANADNY1hF0KiA
唔經唔覺,我哋都到咗球場喇,呢度就好似「鬼門關」咁…904Please respect copyright.PENANAzosqgtcjxI
唔知邊度嚟種感覺,覺得入到去,就好有可能返唔到出嚟咁,個心有D驚,有D怕啊。904Please respect copyright.PENANA7HdP2QOFdT
門口又的確好配合咁,等我哋一入去,就「嘭」一聲閂埋咗…904Please respect copyright.PENANA3pfo5md2MW
我哋入到去…場內就有把廣播聲音叫我哋去更衣室,好似一早就等緊我哋嚟咁…904Please respect copyright.PENANArbTwxw1V7P
仲唔單止咁,連球場出面都好嘈,睇嚟呢次…904Please respect copyright.PENANAr2rBMFzghE
我唔敢想像喇,我淨係捉緊輝輝隻手,跟住佢行。904Please respect copyright.PENANAIIzyOZhnnf
………904Please respect copyright.PENANAaD5uLOkQN0
「麗麗,呢度男更衣室嚟嫁,你唔係想跟埋入去呀?」904Please respect copyright.PENANAT6Dny5SPrc
「袋袋」雖然咁樣同家姐講,但係我都真係好想跟埋去啊!904Please respect copyright.PENANAnOu0vm58qU
得返我哋幾個女仔喺門口,好驚家嘛!好在…904Please respect copyright.PENANAaNY3ybpc7E
「妹妹你哋四個唔好入住,我唔會閂更衣室呢道門,我帶頭行入去,你哋四個男仔排成人鍊慢慢行入嚟。」904Please respect copyright.PENANAtRbjTvL4gd
陳老師都總算錫住我哋。904Please respect copyright.PENANAwbg1LBul2w
我哋就係咁,排成一條人鍊,慢慢行入去…904Please respect copyright.PENANABOBQPkzxQu
我戰戰兢兢咁,唔敢四圍望,直至…904Please respect copyright.PENANA95SwddZf0v
「哇!陳Sir!我啊!Kenny啊!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAfcS4xBX2rk
「係我哋啊!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAtbCj9T9vo4
咦,咁似輝輝朋友嘅聲嘅,但係我都唔敢行前去望,因為…904Please respect copyright.PENANAlVGxUtvQZg
點知人哋有冇著衫褲噃。904Please respect copyright.PENANAgjtC8xg4e4
「唔好理啦,都唔係啊,係踢足球啊。」904Please respect copyright.PENANAGNZItYBTAa
我冇望,淨係一直揸住輝輝隻手,一邊聽佢哋講嘢,不過…904Please respect copyright.PENANAerKDE6HscL
佢哋講嘢我都唔明嘅,呢度係足球場,當然係踢足球啦,講嘢都怪怪地嘅。904Please respect copyright.PENANALUilDCs7B5
「呢度有個窗口,你望完我哋對手個樣先講我諗會好D。」904Please respect copyright.PENANAapFhgrqKiz
輝輝扯住我行咗去窗口位,我亦都見到晒佢班朋友喇,原來都著好晒衫嘅…904Please respect copyright.PENANAQvUefLJmLU
但係,我望返去輝輝度,點解佢個樣咁嘅?904Please respect copyright.PENANA1VeOiIwlIY
我跟住佢望嘅方向去望,而家…904Please respect copyright.PENANAM3lwH5vbmv
原來足球場上面已經有一隊妖怪等緊輝輝佢哋開波,仲望晒上嚟添…904Please respect copyright.PENANAUq0Z3aoMcg
至於佢哋係咩樣,一陣落場先講啦,總之冇好嘢啦!904Please respect copyright.PENANAdIEgX41Mej
「請香港代表隊出場!」場內突然廣播。904Please respect copyright.PENANA4fFQyGTXno
「你哋恨到啦!做香港代表喇!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAACNdvJZUFt
「睇完點啊,阿輝?」904Please respect copyright.PENANAh0g7pyMRN4
「感覺還可以。」904Please respect copyright.PENANAcEvZrsZ3Rb
「你唔係覺得可以贏呀?」904Please respect copyright.PENANAWsgolHfcec
「最多咪輸!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAXYaOmGYRIF
「你會唔會太天真啊?」904Please respect copyright.PENANAaxNiRkSvZu
「同妖怪踢波同陪太子讀書一樣,伴君如伴虎啊!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAXGwQ7mjOxF
「邊有得贏丫!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAyTeCrzd4uz
「胖虎係咪即係技安啊?」904Please respect copyright.PENANAwgldOCMkp4
「妖,你去死啦!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAbKbiJQjTNX
「你哋換返正常裝先啦,我哋就去正正常常踢返場波囉!」904Please respect copyright.PENANACxMZFhf149
「好~~~」904Please respect copyright.PENANAcRNfabiv1P
佢哋都冇嚟心機咁嚧。904Please respect copyright.PENANAevTYsA409H
「你哋好,我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁!」904Please respect copyright.PENANANpQpR2WEWC
一隻小妖怪走咗入嚟,講嘢仲鬼死咁乞人憎!真係想打巴佢。904Please respect copyright.PENANAWq3bzWtV25
不過,我冇咁做到,大家換返正常球衣就跟住呢隻乞人憎嘅小妖出場喇!904Please respect copyright.PENANA6B4Ejo9Agw
………904Please respect copyright.PENANAHtqi2WXpsj
「餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~!」904Please respect copyright.PENANA8burn0Xlgv
出到場,全場都咁叫,個感覺就好似一班餓鬼等住食我哋一樣。904Please respect copyright.PENANAdcTAzCxQkH
呢個場好大,全場幾萬個座位滿晒,都係妖魔鬼怪…904Please respect copyright.PENANA4K0EvaXrOf
我一望埋去,佢哋仲玩緊「鬼浪」…904Please respect copyright.PENANA9Asb9pZC3y
我哋同後備球員一齊坐,輝輝就正選出場…904Please respect copyright.PENANABnRBaWQMQc
但係呢D時候,係咪做後備好過正選呢?904Please respect copyright.PENANAL5j9r4pEPV
我坐低咗,就只有祈禱,同聽佢哋講嘢。904Please respect copyright.PENANA3pUksL9ghe
「踢法照舊,穩守突擊,由Kenny策動攻勢,阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」904Please respect copyright.PENANABqBzUZ29bA
阿明突然舉手。904Please respect copyright.PENANAsrG3CauocX
「王Sir,唔釘得唔得啊?你睇吓隻妖怪個樣,好似想食人咁款,你叫我跟住佢?」904Please respect copyright.PENANAb7tAkpwSjs
王老師望一望出面…904Please respect copyright.PENANAqNNttnl4Ef
「咁算啦!大家自由發揮,唔死就好喇,出場啦!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAyJZXkGvqIF
好似好勉勵咁,但係又好似推D學生去死咁,D老師總係做埋呢D嘢嘅。904Please respect copyright.PENANAzqb06tz4k4
「王Sir,D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅,不如,我都出埋場丫!」904Please respect copyright.PENANA0SQVXZRliG
陳老師呢D叫做有承擔,佢呢D先係老師嚟家嘛!904Please respect copyright.PENANAIxpqiI4O5R
「陳Sir,唔使喇,你幫我哋保護D女仔丫!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAfZntq3AMS0
輝輝,好英啊!904Please respect copyright.PENANAeUCvJkNSjM
佢哋之後走咗入場…904Please respect copyright.PENANAuZ3116qHHo
(咇~~~!)904Please respect copyright.PENANA3KMa6UOP63
開波喇!小心啊!輝輝!904Please respect copyright.PENANAlw1iueMJiS
對手先開波,一開波,有隻好似鴨咁嘅妖怪就一腳抽射,仲大嗌︰—904Please respect copyright.PENANAphCPh9is4A
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球!」904Please respect copyright.PENANARNGnJrLIVW
力量好強大啊!個波就好似炮彈咁!但係…904Please respect copyright.PENANA5yeuXMlGaJ
點解佢向上踢嘅?904Please respect copyright.PENANAlzwgK8KMDK
我雖然唔係好識踢波啫,不過都知個波係要射入龍門先有分啦。904Please respect copyright.PENANAgE34jgnIae
全場球員﹑球證,就連球迷都望晒上天,好虔誠咁祈求個波會跌返落嚟…904Please respect copyright.PENANAxXpGhKky8z
………904Please respect copyright.PENANAt9FduBjE8d
唔經唔覺已經5分鐘喇,個波仲未跌返落嚟囉…904Please respect copyright.PENANAekkZZTfWNE
咦,係個波啊!跌返落嚟喇,但係…904Please respect copyright.PENANAp7ULoxavv9
(咔勒~!咔勒~!咔勒~!咔勒~!咔勒~!)904Please respect copyright.PENANA94cPtX2MDi
全場突然傳嚟一大堆咁嘅聲!咩事呢?我見到…904Please respect copyright.PENANAYgevtWJLW4
一個妖怪嘅頭碌咗喺我腳邊…904Please respect copyright.PENANAwVI0UXo5ov
原來係大家條頸望上去太耐喇,好多妖怪條頸都硬咗…904Please respect copyright.PENANAa3RgkMQd8k
見到個波一跌落嚟,成班都望返落嚟,點知…904Please respect copyright.PENANA0LpyJTZwY4
連條頸都斷埋,個頭甩咗落嚟…904Please respect copyright.PENANAMzx6CXz08S
「哇丫!波啊!天上地下唯我獨尊射球!」904Please respect copyright.PENANASt4hnqALTg
(嘭~!)904Please respect copyright.PENANAmHwBKt3C03
個波又俾隻鴨妖射咗上太空,大家又唯有望返上去繼續祈禱…904Please respect copyright.PENANAICExFnbj6C
我好心咪執起頭先喺我腳邊嘅頭幫佢望返上去囉…904Please respect copyright.PENANA7ngjdWaztp
佢哋就繼續望住個波,我冇乜興趣咪同…904Please respect copyright.PENANAuv0Y9SMqcE
連小倩﹑阿妮同家姐都望咗上天,我唯有同荷瑪傾啦。904Please respect copyright.PENANA4e8y19eDKp
「足球比賽咁悶,點解D男仔咁鍾意睇波嘅?」904Please respect copyright.PENANAxEb7sn9N8a
「睇波唔係關鍵,佢哋最鍾意係D女仔問佢哋呢樣嘢,之後喺女仔面前威!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAsmCxhNZdIf
「邊樣嘢啊?」904Please respect copyright.PENANAIJmQKRvkJg
「你知唔知越位係咩丫?」904Please respect copyright.PENANAdHjdugfK5j
「我知,我知,身體好多,噤落去痹痹地嘅!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAXO7SOVUSnD
「唔係身體D穴位,係足球術語,越位啊!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAcVOldn2H2R
「超越個越呀?我諗…過咗唔知邊位咁囉!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAVYDK16Tc9G
「嗱!呢,見唔見到龍門旁邊有條線啊!出咗條線咪越位囉!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAr4mViPt1Oj
「嘩,荷瑪,你好叻啊!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAwcDkwopwCB
「梗係唔係,過咗禁區條線先啱啊!」阿妮講。904Please respect copyright.PENANA08btEHPSQq
「好似唔係,好似係小禁區條線先啱。」小倩講。904Please respect copyright.PENANA0L3xSx7VKB
「你哋都唔識嘅,係過咗對手條最後防線啊!」家姐講。904Please respect copyright.PENANAa7SiptqxFw
「家姐,你好叻啊!但係…最後防線喺邊嫁?」904Please respect copyright.PENANAPZJvzMtYxO
「Eee…守龍門嗰個人就係喇!」家姐再解。904Please respect copyright.PENANA5qM4tq9FHa
「哦~!」「哦~!」「哦~!」我哋三個女仔都表示明白晒。904Please respect copyright.PENANASgT21TsCRj
「無錯!就係咁喇,D男人就係鍾意問到你唔識,之後講到幾頭頭是道咁樣,喺你面前威威,佢哋成日睇波都係等你哋問呢個問題咋。」904Please respect copyright.PENANA5FCbWAQqZT
「唔該晒你啊,荷瑪,下次我都扮唔識,問吓輝輝佢,等佢威吓先。」904Please respect copyright.PENANA2JVY9JdpgW
「喂,個波跌返落嚟喇!」家姐大嗌。904Please respect copyright.PENANA5iOsBh92qo
「唔知會唔會又踢返上去呢?」小倩講。904Please respect copyright.PENANAkNbaAif5qt
「條頸有D攰喇!」阿妮講。904Please respect copyright.PENANAlwoGX4yN7i
「再踢返上去,我就忍唔住衝出去殺死佢嫁喇!」家姐再講。904Please respect copyright.PENANAuJ30GWO3er
「妖怪朋友!你做乜嘢啊?」我問個妖怪頭。904Please respect copyright.PENANALBZBVETyvy
「俾你哋頭先嘅對話激死咗啦。」陳老師突然咁講。904Please respect copyright.PENANAik7qpoX5gF
至於出面…904Please respect copyright.PENANAp4G7FLd5Oc
「哇丫!波啊!天上地下唯我獨…」904Please respect copyright.PENANAFeWqQi8mKw
………904Please respect copyright.PENANAdT2sd4Ff7R
突然,全場靜晒,因為…904Please respect copyright.PENANAIda1OKW9ea
「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻鴨妖,冇人,亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…904Please respect copyright.PENANApu9EGyjHEQ
我都唔記得咗介紹敵方球員添,無錯「酒吞童子」就係敵方嘅隊長。904Please respect copyright.PENANARo2vugIv6B
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘,唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAxHGGWiZ0XK
「冇球員離場,唔可以俾第二個出場!」904Please respect copyright.PENANADDBwQ5kSB6
「你邊位啊?喺我地頭博我嘴,你係咪唔想活啊?」904Please respect copyright.PENANAe1n4liZL1X
但係…904Please respect copyright.PENANAJgq0NofyDY
個球證竟然唔驚,仲用佢凶狠嘅眼神啤住「酒吞童子」,之後講︰—904Please respect copyright.PENANACl6PywtyF9
「世界最佳光頭球證,哥,連,拿!」904Please respect copyright.PENANAXUqjUEojtW
(待續)904Please respect copyright.PENANA4WfBEvyIqK
下集預告︰904Please respect copyright.PENANA6BHwpqXGMs
小你媽媽個些丫!牆嚟嘅?904Please respect copyright.PENANAfO3tpPfZ26
註腳︰哥連拿係意大利一位足球裁判,光頭係佢象徵。呢位曾執法意大利甲組足球聯賽嘅球証執法唔少國際賽事,當中包括世界杯,佢最犀利嘅地方係…當佢啤住你,塵世間係冇一個足球員夠膽再博嘴嘅,好霸氣嫁!904Please respect copyright.PENANALAioqkOTx1