第093集 ~ 欣︰咁我試吓講少少波啦，最後仲會出現咗「佢」！？887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnxsd4UVyZ
上次我講到喺陳老師同黃老師個房度見到條乾晒嘅屍…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3D0EuvRlAs
我開頭仲以為係黃老師俾邪魔外道殺咗，仲將佢整成咁…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiUHw9CT2u
但係，原來佢幾衰啊 ！竟然整咗個陷阱嚟害我哋…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kot0fVWjF
好在，有陳老師喺度咋，唔係我哋成班人都中晒毒喇！887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGX9GQKQ6S
(細妹，放心啦，如果冇陳Sir，我哋都入唔到呢個房啦，又點會中毒呢！)887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0dLwdz3Qn
咁即係點啊？D毒…係想害陳老師？887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSiY2iDfyC
唉，我都唔理得咁多喇，總知呢度就因為陳老師而冇事喺啦。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjPwtRrPv5
但係…阿狗手上封信叫我哋…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bBNAjBiuD
「好！我哋就去「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」度會一會佢，睇吓佢攪得D乜都好！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbR92sexFLb
去呢個足球場！？黃老師或者係個神秘人究竟想做咩呢？887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoHA3RAFGj
我擔心起嚟咪講囉︰—887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqo77N2mES
「陳老師，「肥高人」我哋已經聯絡唔到，我有個朋友，佢都好犀利嫁，不如等埋佢先一齊先去丫，佢叫「白百龍」啊！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXq5ECYOsXR
但係，佢似乎唔係太鍾意「先生」佢，所以佢一句「唔使」，我就再冇問嚧。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7px4vlCh0I
之後，大家都跟住陳老師佢出發去嗰個足球場。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fuIOareWh
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而家，我哋班人有我﹑輝輝﹑家姐﹑袋袋﹑陳老師﹑阿明﹑小倩﹑阿狗﹑阿妮﹑荷瑪﹑洋腸﹑仲有…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8Ejoy6OjS
「居居」都跟咗嚟，但係…點解好似唔見咗阿明公公嘅？887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3xIFY16uj
我諗，頭先佢哋梗係去咗送公公佢上路喇，我記得喺地鐵度佢哋講過D咩投胎咁嫁。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSaPLHnMJf
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唔經唔覺，我哋都到咗球場喇，呢度就好似「鬼門關」咁…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStHwLd1TCY
唔知邊度嚟種感覺，覺得入到去，就好有可能返唔到出嚟咁，個心有D驚，有D怕啊。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1r2iobUlwF
門口又的確好配合咁，等我哋一入去，就「嘭」一聲閂埋咗…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWEad8n9NM
我哋入到去…場內就有把廣播聲音叫我哋去更衣室，好似一早就等緊我哋嚟咁…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvTWTEfhBq
仲唔單止咁，連球場出面都好嘈，睇嚟呢次…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyS0OmkbGcW
我唔敢想像喇，我淨係捉緊輝輝隻手，跟住佢行。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CJklDISL4
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「麗麗，呢度男更衣室嚟嫁，你唔係想跟埋入去呀？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQQaMPRms2
「袋袋」雖然咁樣同家姐講，但係我都真係好想跟埋去啊！887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjf8pI05zuV
得返我哋幾個女仔喺門口，好驚家嘛！好在…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiNLoRrzjU
「妹妹你哋四個唔好入住，我唔會閂更衣室呢道門，我帶頭行入去，你哋四個男仔排成人鍊慢慢行入嚟。」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrnlJjPQ8H
陳老師都總算錫住我哋。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7L0mhD7Jy
我哋就係咁，排成一條人鍊，慢慢行入去…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMsb0BuhGv
我戰戰兢兢咁，唔敢四圍望，直至…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UdJhvTVOy
「哇！陳Sir！我啊！Kenny啊！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfa78PKblCG
「係我哋啊！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHbOB7Yscy
咦，咁似輝輝朋友嘅聲嘅，但係我都唔敢行前去望，因為…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXobnb589yF
點知人哋有冇著衫褲噃。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRjtitiqN2
「唔好理啦，都唔係啊，係踢足球啊。」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7QqD6kC4Y
我冇望，淨係一直揸住輝輝隻手，一邊聽佢哋講嘢，不過…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zIvKJ60sG
佢哋講嘢我都唔明嘅，呢度係足球場，當然係踢足球啦，講嘢都怪怪地嘅。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhUnfe1kHI
「呢度有個窗口，你望完我哋對手個樣先講我諗會好D。」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxv6EocfPIv
輝輝扯住我行咗去窗口位，我亦都見到晒佢班朋友喇，原來都著好晒衫嘅…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pHXIXGK8z
但係，我望返去輝輝度，點解佢個樣咁嘅？887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKthwtWATac
我跟住佢望嘅方向去望，而家…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQYEyvUizV
原來足球場上面已經有一隊妖怪等緊輝輝佢哋開波，仲望晒上嚟添…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4gUUIoiXG
至於佢哋係咩樣，一陣落場先講啦，總之冇好嘢啦！887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHU0I8LxVp
「請香港代表隊出場！」場內突然廣播。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xKLygWAzM
「你哋恨到啦！做香港代表喇！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvRINf3MNX
「睇完點啊，阿輝？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjS3Eud7q1A
「感覺還可以。」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6xmqzZmTi
「你唔係覺得可以贏呀？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkthwMz2uKP
「最多咪輸！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2myiceWyJ9
「你會唔會太天真啊？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6BUcVBkPJ
「同妖怪踢波同陪太子讀書一樣，伴君如伴虎啊！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2ZwOTDsNr
「邊有得贏丫！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEdPXXDXnr
「胖虎係咪即係技安啊？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQ9glMK0TL
「妖，你去死啦！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLpzVmo74U
「你哋換返正常裝先啦，我哋就去正正常常踢返場波囉！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXn7rd3UiP
「好~~~」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJtsZ3lAFx
佢哋都冇嚟心機咁嚧。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SE45R9TFf
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf890sOtPA4
一隻小妖怪走咗入嚟，講嘢仲鬼死咁乞人憎！真係想打巴佢。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRX24C1XtUs
不過，我冇咁做到，大家換返正常球衣就跟住呢隻乞人憎嘅小妖出場喇！887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQoZfLTkKm
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「餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgDrLAvvE4
出到場，全場都咁叫，個感覺就好似一班餓鬼等住食我哋一樣。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnGg0GqeXa
呢個場好大，全場幾萬個座位滿晒，都係妖魔鬼怪…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaWsvOCHyg
我一望埋去，佢哋仲玩緊「鬼浪」…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05tESu1WLc
我哋同後備球員一齊坐，輝輝就正選出場…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYlbgDi25X
但係呢D時候，係咪做後備好過正選呢？887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWB7kZGSvJ
我坐低咗，就只有祈禱，同聽佢哋講嘢。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQUemP7Bt5
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA69CjVg0cf
阿明突然舉手。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYIr27gJ21
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdoTlj1qly
王老師望一望出面…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwvazE4QsL
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUudZGMV2i
好似好勉勵咁，但係又好似推D學生去死咁，D老師總係做埋呢D嘢嘅。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡev9sSwITMA
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XaXMXVaUL
陳老師呢D叫做有承擔，佢呢D先係老師嚟家嘛！887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISv6WoU2o1
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6A0T1Sy3gP
輝輝，好英啊！887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgJYB07Ekh
佢哋之後走咗入場…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVlZcTK7wB
(咇~~~！)887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzSLEYoTRT
開波喇！小心啊！輝輝！887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmQTcY55sd
對手先開波，一開波，有隻好似鴨咁嘅妖怪就一腳抽射，仲大嗌︰—887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErmYcBJ08n
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwB1vfLof6
力量好強大啊！個波就好似炮彈咁！但係…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsj7v06nRAe
點解佢向上踢嘅？887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrcEZ4Fchn
我雖然唔係好識踢波啫，不過都知個波係要射入龍門先有分啦。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUww6MZNz4
全場球員﹑球證，就連球迷都望晒上天，好虔誠咁祈求個波會跌返落嚟…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDAu3xBvz2
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唔經唔覺已經5分鐘喇，個波仲未跌返落嚟囉…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcUt5vg8St
咦，係個波啊！跌返落嚟喇，但係…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0KhBaw4vV
(咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！)887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeio2PQlvX
全場突然傳嚟一大堆咁嘅聲！咩事呢？我見到…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk20RWt7C8R
一個妖怪嘅頭碌咗喺我腳邊…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqD1vzN9x6Z
原來係大家條頸望上去太耐喇，好多妖怪條頸都硬咗…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYtBfoOSzQ
見到個波一跌落嚟，成班都望返落嚟，點知…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwErdrUsKoL
連條頸都斷埋，個頭甩咗落嚟…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QxqrG7Zl3
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBRDLNn9S3
(嘭~！)887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEFUsSGXHy
個波又俾隻鴨妖射咗上太空，大家又唯有望返上去繼續祈禱…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXPsSNJvGg
我好心咪執起頭先喺我腳邊嘅頭幫佢望返上去囉…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOtHiwDcJj
佢哋就繼續望住個波，我冇乜興趣咪同…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡip2VKRWAwp
連小倩﹑阿妮同家姐都望咗上天，我唯有同荷瑪傾啦。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JG6iJP2Be
「足球比賽咁悶，點解D男仔咁鍾意睇波嘅？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvjRfupwpH
「睇波唔係關鍵，佢哋最鍾意係D女仔問佢哋呢樣嘢，之後喺女仔面前威！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlXzzCP6E5
「邊樣嘢啊？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCkCqMaH1S
「你知唔知越位係咩丫？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVU7WpjS4YU
「我知，我知，身體好多，噤落去痹痹地嘅！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGZKtUvid6
「唔係身體D穴位，係足球術語，越位啊！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkjmx3VafK
「超越個越呀？我諗…過咗唔知邊位咁囉！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7o6QsqJolM
「嗱！呢，見唔見到龍門旁邊有條線啊！出咗條線咪越位囉！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjG8Aj7FoA
「嘩，荷瑪，你好叻啊！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztAVrwri2f
「梗係唔係，過咗禁區條線先啱啊！」阿妮講。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahu9PLkltc
「好似唔係，好似係小禁區條線先啱。」小倩講。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUiKfoGO9e
「你哋都唔識嘅，係過咗對手條最後防線啊！」家姐講。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIyC7Rey7n
「家姐，你好叻啊！但係…最後防線喺邊嫁？」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIP2PLOMZr
「Eee…守龍門嗰個人就係喇！」家姐再解。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXtuhSD7KH
「哦~！」「哦~！」「哦~！」我哋三個女仔都表示明白晒。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOHviooWRo
「無錯！就係咁喇，D男人就係鍾意問到你唔識，之後講到幾頭頭是道咁樣，喺你面前威威，佢哋成日睇波都係等你哋問呢個問題咋。」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEJkEObzfg
「唔該晒你啊，荷瑪，下次我都扮唔識，問吓輝輝佢，等佢威吓先。」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sHBKsq4oU
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」家姐大嗌。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAe9ABDnoef
「唔知會唔會又踢返上去呢？」小倩講。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZP4TADlUxp
「條頸有D攰喇！」阿妮講。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2lyhuHbex
「再踢返上去，我就忍唔住衝出去殺死佢嫁喇！」家姐再講。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQiS8oYfxi
「妖怪朋友！你做乜嘢啊？」我問個妖怪頭。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5strG9K53
「俾你哋頭先嘅對話激死咗啦。」陳老師突然咁講。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE90g9A13gE
至於出面…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYMG9wtszC
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBjNTW1LEh
………887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvOZ5xrwIO
突然，全場靜晒，因為…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YI7uXYhB7
「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻鴨妖，冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkoxOZLR9u
我都唔記得咗介紹敵方球員添，無錯「酒吞童子」就係敵方嘅隊長。887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaeRWqLbYS
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzH1zoHOcIH
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」887Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFusnft75U
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