第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjqSyLh0pu
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwmP8WkcbF
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoQoC8sl94
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTEGn0JXI7
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23jXApUbEM
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1YFdiQHxu
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMrmOvOawo
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAmE40SWRn
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViWULOW0Ki
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2W3f8oZ2T
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzw9YQD0LZI
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxZXiqNvjy
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJbPJQdXVH
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9DM4aaH0u
「衰仔！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtk93Uk3I3
「哎吔！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMewmYJKLQN
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24GHoJa7Bv
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBl6uv3TsX
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDA5gd9pWc
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhxn3GuqLQ
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPF5fxBte6d
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWRnzAHQsl
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnsJ7b05vL
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRwJWQPmYt
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsFfLD8FBj
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyFkwvTS6q
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcWECzvFvB
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEB5X1VlVEh
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6FG4JU4L8
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4fMTUl5zQ
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMfZ7K2xwW
「鳳初兄啊！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXn0FCe4HC
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6k6rNobpp
「阿龜兄！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cHnWKbCyn
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57p5YXKfaw
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuxJcJNngl
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrV6bVuidrH
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZUPgEU7Gz
………911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3TABobeOC
我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CQqVibbhY
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhlfxdknqk
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpb2eHHylGG
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJ0vtemVtL
「大家準備好未？」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhP0tlEVaW
「等陣！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECF0AcmIm9
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4IvR96W0P
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSndsAbnsG
我好快就去完出返嚟…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2VIare8JK
「得喇！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSschmOQufq
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcGZuggVUv
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBf4ySNoVp
「等等！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4T8hLWXSVz
「又咩啊？」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpM7GRnLgWt
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDgn5Tjg5G
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKdlM1ehtM
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18xLSiNvl0
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQAmkkaXEH
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDKfLNy4h5
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAk2491dtI8
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsD1C8guVuH
「哇~！丫~！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lPze1zpxq
………911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlheBp58UuP
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAxDF4My2c
「到達！仲有時間剩！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xDSieCQ2I
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7LvXbydvS
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0asn5d380M
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm541XcYIkh
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsR07lIpHK5
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7Gb4F7cTZ
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74TZGEmvmn
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqJKbvQptv
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApn5GXyEe7
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznW1WCSXiW
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89F68gzXeK
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Cqt8nYXUP
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakNv0LObGM
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ja2HuwIC1
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpNyIXutR7
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQu6RSYNubx
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqdUWemSs8
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiqM8kCiP7
我同阿公都係同病相憐…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47atmMfsOQ
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEIgWAyptf
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7kW3t8sZh
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzvCM67175
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYiDdOqSnq
「井底之蛙？」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCzLTg1YPy
佢行咗埋嚟…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTab5oG4VmP
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzK4Jx1ytL
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5g6NfAkDcg
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLHjZLF2rx
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4nFSYW1mh
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9T2UoTykD
「咪住！」我大嗌。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwJpiKgZ5v
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMqFzmsope
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHapQiMGGb
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYuAk93ALL
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCC45RQEwMi
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswhVFYkiZw
…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzsMRYDIXU
「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0w4J46I0R
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqLGBwyrvv
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpn7kJqWJoG
「死喇，冇利是封添。」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrxPP3CJUL
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHKaBfdwpB
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvvHjSrpmU
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsfCaPMal0
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7lDDKZRGT
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRqaF0cIZ4
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCreBK9lKu
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OqCah66Nd
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESXs58erEI
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbZTatFa83
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYepfbSYKhv
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJi31HMMXQX
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJhak5JleH
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcmIYqnexv
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpkqOMZekI
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLRz2dUrIw
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPTKPpfwBh
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFbweE4SGW
(待續)911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdK4e8BYSGk
下集預告︰911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCNG36mOfB
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpWTHpwTa9
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。911Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WP4WFsVzw
