第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTuZcIZ1OB
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58y5CJnA9p
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlfyWA0dQA
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63D2ejzwds
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ggz0q4ZNL
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkohiyuV6J
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyNq0VlenS
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyz08rO4rb0
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglFaP8iDTk
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTFk5t3vlC
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdo4xxN0Qgx
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1vOXkYLkF
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQyL8BAsis
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDGG2Tq5rt
「衰仔！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAqSzOqLy3
「哎吔！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnWJSY7nDY
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh71AcGzWfn
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKig13cC4wu
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDM3hUNGvp
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXPnxWUtkj
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAk7Y3ITAJO
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKjjA0EPVO
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Re3lfgCRk
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPiOqihchm
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeM3EWmWD1
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl72h23Ifbi
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBysfKAfT4
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZA5nPJ6LJq
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWTBUuN0MC
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf91AtiF1Lr
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIy68HitGp
「鳳初兄啊！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEY6PPn0wxn
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRGFgxx8Yd
「阿龜兄！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75IXJudPGB
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFs9i3IPuD
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAhC3VkIVm
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQTeoAdTC7
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyAr7Svg6q
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我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1RXBj6FsM
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9q7uXXDbx
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorDwQrC80k
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGCX9DXXGa
「大家準備好未？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPVBjez7CA
「等陣！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvnrNYLQ55
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVMwnQUzIz
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRQC0BQngP
我好快就去完出返嚟…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbyexQASfb
「得喇！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJ0MNogC0x
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSjT9hduQA
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvN5qjqUz6
「等等！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9yhHUK2W9
「又咩啊？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgDH7e6Jjr
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcporpQl3me
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57uoG2tMKl
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEUoS2BNST
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNBzFckffj
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2843iBwc7V
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFvpvZdCgy
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXzHKhofac
「哇~！丫~！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2VhaUlfQR
………825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36BHj1im98
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMM9r57Z2uQ
「到達！仲有時間剩！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IJv3oTArh
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8gEztZoFp
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyByguefXS
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IuqLEa48i
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLESPQyWL6
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZpphqL4BS
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8MRnsYNGt
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRAr227MDP
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUJIE1yVxY
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcPiDypmD6
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsA54qQ8Ad
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoYlMFtXs9
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92Gba1TiDs
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMFYve7qff
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOQBYF9NdW
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbhqgXTMuq
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLMkrrsvOS
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinbRlUFVBt
我同阿公都係同病相憐…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhM2hubAdYm
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyBMZ5ZbaM
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiBpABln8g
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EOqLsCrFX
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCOCBJNy3u
「井底之蛙？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡko4tZMjD2f
佢行咗埋嚟…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0C8288OM4
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7vTqSF4Kd
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1IzYBC0Sy
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSJAqKT259
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkTEKXGDYZ
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeafcPdsgU8
「咪住！」我大嗌。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnftRW0YhwL
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWaVUGu9ZY
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgqVOU27WH
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqSN42pxD4
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwR764LOM66
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPpX7oDrdp
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「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSXM2IFQnv
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0akOZtZw5
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgEbsRMoiz
「死喇，冇利是封添。」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡea0mjZQcOG
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D4Uq4dTi9
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwtuTS4RTK
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRC29tF9r4U
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFWFDmQYPM
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQr19Q0dvCX
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(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9KfqqoWKZ
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我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SkEzF5pem
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「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiH44U6B9v3
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下集預告︰825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1kGIepaIr
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註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。825Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgf4GwEmO3x
