第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvIYs3iSar
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBLdGxcNz2
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuK4HqIEYve
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9GOcMV6El
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3CadSuh7p
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiIR4Nt0pv
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASjyqXRtm7
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULIg5tBuzc
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzu7xi8ShgM
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXs9U6r9Lg
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51ogMucngO
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0teOXHuXPV
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPcinb1mYn
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFf4OMQ1H5D
「衰仔！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VkKVxhfHq
「哎吔！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVghHXgaUvM
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDWCP6vIq6
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCPGTOgj16
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrP7TTPKKf
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiq82dPrkAc
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGW8K9njwoR
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpa4x9ue6n
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5S65jUtEy3
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8NEEvXPPg
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuiJZC6sOf
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXSPryt1IQ
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqsNcZVyVm
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbthD34hVr
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVN65GwlYm
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidLNjBZV2y
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpLOUKhyDK
「鳳初兄啊！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QP2hjbE88
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EJ8Asx8XF
「阿龜兄！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixl0hS0LQB
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNEjBQfeCk
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmb3ZlLWUEB
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScVb5Wd4G8
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvS9kLdVeI4
………892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQ6IXoPb9S
我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TOec7jhNw
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEPjOiRkm2
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFEdp4pzQb
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVesrYTeiBB
「大家準備好未？」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYW10GsaGwQ
「等陣！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctZzJ39KWA
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39mN8jlJKo
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqn6kiXRyKE
我好快就去完出返嚟…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01zUOS07pS
「得喇！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7aDt9LqYC
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbREIDqfLr
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2rHcKnw1C
「等等！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1CVYrRwD5
「又咩啊？」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMghiAxqMuu
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgc8RdkHpe
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80BwBNdoYw
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELaAXxZOrl
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJXp0H19Av
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG6zOoNBSr
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw63Wb7VAtu
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPzh9US4N8
「哇~！丫~！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X60VrW3aJ
………892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMdLfgD1vl
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopshqZ4C4L
「到達！仲有時間剩！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ169jdidqxp
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LC8Og9rW7
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFzJMoEFzh
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUVUqlHSZq
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBN2pm8OOU
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnWL5lmFUY
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAI00w9gDC4
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzydXxO2Ml4
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtn6aIjQwv1
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlGLtjmphW
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIRo54NrBJ
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbean10OwqZ
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25qXxqcb2x
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaruRU7Fwa
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaJM4UhSeJ
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMnjAxXA5z
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UlH9WjM0v
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dGGiI5bHW
我同阿公都係同病相憐…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfkI7uG0J8
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3eKBQ6Cjs
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rxzHkuWbi
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqb22j9KlWt
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLUs3vQGor
「井底之蛙？」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpyIeSodsk
佢行咗埋嚟…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkBKGw0s4e
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbrl0ZASCK
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuyq2irdoK
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYB2OdjUBq
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWf6OSXpocp
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo5DWE2b8p
「咪住！」我大嗌。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaDlUT8IWh
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡophFJICMDd
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5W9TUhwbBz
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiP7q0SdhB
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXKhLVQLNe
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNJ0FBQfeg
…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloBDhhEe6M
「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWeMX0heLn
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrscG9Yrs4
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2yPATFauH
「死喇，冇利是封添。」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GpGhcaleb
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFzxheHQlw
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrVBluLPXm
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJv9d2I4bDD
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEECFh2XNW9
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSAFHw4zOA
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3vXdNSRU0
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNH1wCg2QH
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVvmim0xaX
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMKIXwnfbU
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtCqW5XwwG
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjxBDb8Km1
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QivzRJ4Bw
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUY22uI0KF
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡob4CRi1nov
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKseMB3G88
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3RJPhI5gj
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QvqeKZuJ0
(待續)892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM5zhINnMX
下集預告︰892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspEPYxlCOR
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1CTeFwxSX
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。892Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssJPHJoqtQ
