第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgg1biSgZ9t
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZieb61N4Ri
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpxHBKepKt
我嘅上一集…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZQxXmwlV6
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXQ0S9MWtZ
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jC3DMPglZ
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLfgJ68Z1k
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qEYwIIBCl
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEo3tOTZiNV
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxa3NA92dPB
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2HtZNTGjq
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBW13wbd8e
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7h5D57Pln
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxObC2E2Veq
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVNbYbj327
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0uu8oilJf
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Cid8mNiV2
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZIleIZqcj
「咪住！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CaFVgEUXo
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgS1VbgHm8F
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKV2pO7GqmT
「咩話？二郎神？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzZcPNsabC
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSIZ41L4Be
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyUXS2m9e4
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xim1JyJKa
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeYRtz2KB6
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TAp9dFkcT
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy27ke0tqUA
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2e70x1egz
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCw5sulFp72
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnd05jLztcf
我無奈到唔想講嘢…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EPAtWDTh1
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiEEK1HIQu
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42StBZuCZQ
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcK5nYQ4Wgh
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzUFP2HJhe
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhc6zvAwcAm
「…歌聲魅影！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdCMAkaqwq
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyzxGur78Z
好在唔使佢出手咋。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTDimbXLcp
「…動感十字死光！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFRu4S08tK
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVc0RzTPODi
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mklaMQghN
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6L75qWgKxk
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAacVy46xBI
「咁正常對決啦…」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVGKROL6G6
…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt46QG3jbjH
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7pnHwmcgI
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXOyKFi2mL
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXumKXmFhE
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZlaulbgiG
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAECCITM0ku
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8gzg3RZ3d
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2LnKZ6ONr
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNjEr6OLx6
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yU1wD8UqM
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4kMs7gnLh
…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJk0WtuhA0
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVMOt83BKa
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0M01LlWd2
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfyPRWSSp2
幾秒過後，白雲散去…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrM0z6r633
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhr7aBZORC5
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8smFLiUnuR
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlc0JSuGBs
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8b8dla2Nud
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEhn6cP9xs
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzU0XPllSF8
將「二郎神」撞開…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvhA9B2mdT
「哎吔！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQl9ppGoho
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZdU9x2sgA
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqDAwbdxjc
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbnzYb24C3
我就襯呢個時候…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtNN3RV0uI
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpm3ZtqV3h
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2U8rVefOj9
「咁點算啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fVJXJSPKm
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRqCHwfwni
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTK7GN1PC3x
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImr1PshJlP
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9imtQjjul
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZe6udRkTv
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrS3hU1CO5
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uwFSOhE0c
「邪影勾魂斬！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf71KSu19yn
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHe1WOMI3Hw
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPINkvGwPAh
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41vF8Qa2xR
「陰魂歸天！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBB11z3rA1Z
向上一斬…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeFL8TSwGl
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk52pWrbvCg
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwCbvUnKM6
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSR9UrTEM6
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWejOTUn1hM
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyI7tKg5BhS
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMX4VDi85CU
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZWM2B6C6J
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ls7hon6qe
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXv8tz5tuz
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10apyzPqw6
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzU2Pp5QpU0
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWKbExEwGU
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasFqC8NahX
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVdBC1t4KF
「冇錯！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LSUw9pg3Q
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUGw5QcSyC
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdG04n2VBYg
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwNJGjFfMp
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6Xa61jJoc
刀光劍影之快…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzH3bEMtYHD
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBq7lopKYy
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VVEqTr2fC
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnu51g75Inr
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAE8F0F5T7
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9SetWZ64R
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaQW89cPru
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTP94XBjgN
打咗幾百個合。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl60MYJq5FM
之後突然…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiN16JlbFWH
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kL7L8Zh9n
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooMNqTxzna
「係PAKKA啊！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINuk5BuOx9
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwdwrNUhsE
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfq9KR60pSE
(待續)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBkxaRtbjY
下集預告︰818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwor6dF9lDs
河仙？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwBbl3oyyY
註解︰818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHANfsYKSk4
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5qvT03H3f
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEGUmlZ9x8
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18cFeWwycr
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJr645PYzfn
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIceE1Z45O
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETyLOKwT75
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7O1V1X0wGp
(8) 楊家槍法 — 二郎神本來個名叫楊戩，所以我老屈佢個槍法叫楊家槍法。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyCGq8L8nT
