第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfTGVyn4f2
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKTltzQ6If
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiKH6pO5Wj
我嘅上一集…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSftxLFIF1v
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6ZTov7c6I
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoSHnXDFGz
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TtkvVbnNE
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66KUPEA12f
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kFwjTAdo7
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYnbY97bzZ
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EaCJeQ6Xg
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkkDZ6aDZ2
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStB9NAO5vI
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTPwkV3b2M
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jHT2rJGrh
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsrzg3OESS
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nienDjKib
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcKLssF5bc
「咪住！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Pc7aegJKg
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFcHLi9Usx
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibC2DvpNc6
「咩話？二郎神？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctFgqHCkYY
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9sqnamtJ5
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqhLpAemie
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3T3TKavJR
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0m6lAsMVY
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXr8ZizK9Ma
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJ4jp11tjq
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvb9ADPp9P
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiACijzl9oH
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrojybigL8n
我無奈到唔想講嘢…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqWu74FaOp
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gVeZ1lHPq
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wnJqXRzw5
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7EQBfs25k
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WADckgDFt
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYigdkpOr8
「…歌聲魅影！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQXpFcymsJ
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa91B0eIMdL
好在唔使佢出手咋。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCJ8YiBiYI
「…動感十字死光！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MM3KlWbKB
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXn3MXVBO0
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJCEfIMR3M
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokls2sVoPO
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6cGac0pjr
「咁正常對決啦…」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTseslAcRot
…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Y0owFCQoc
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJIt4cL0AR
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHdbLzy1Cf
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFmTbSRpjX
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbt0VvNkFm
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSruGG718b
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ482WvZjeJ1
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimL8mFLvtg
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCfdX8r127
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwI1shPuh6
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MbovgYOHv
…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRdO8D6T1e
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVO8q2toiw
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPtJ3fAlK7
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOttvOhIspT
幾秒過後，白雲散去…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdvuUUTMcO
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekmHyxWkCU
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiTKaLT6aF
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JxbFNedi6
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAB0QI7Fgh
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nN85uybpv
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibiDdDF4uO
將「二郎神」撞開…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMybjcJ5UYZ
「哎吔！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxHsJnODWO
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VRhFOBSpV
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADsnXJMk7i
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sWEWZi4Ou
我就襯呢個時候…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4jHkGVqYk
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4a1ANXsWUW
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYo1OjVEK6k
「咁點算啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWdptI89AK
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPYdTGe4a7
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPGjuVIdo1
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUdZIx6Cie
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZi68Ag8ai
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BNmIWCJfV
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8LFRwQ4N3
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbyQunPU9d
「邪影勾魂斬！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9fST7JfVM
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYzyTtOpqk
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiH90CUNs1
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFrfkIHTUi
「陰魂歸天！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38rKqJ8cC0
向上一斬…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoeJCWxLlQ
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEq4kdtZon
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGQ40LBgtw
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f8tIEmxsQ
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbcPJjpPxA
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDZdXj3y26
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rSCHkw9VT
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIi9ZJMCHX3
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0dDuEZrbs
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNK0O7PBi6
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMOsHKnYa6
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUJupGR1ya
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGR9qLgG79m
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIRGRPlcTh
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprgcEX6sDX
「冇錯！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrVu4OGDN2
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oeGOaiKaq
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbXfScDdHp
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUINQ0khaB6
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohWo3DMpT8
刀光劍影之快…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZrK0vyw5c
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPlaF3VrVa
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CieFNJUGy
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAmeUWEPkw
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXg67S98NJ
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPVg4OdEa8
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiFWCf7TvR
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eSZ7RqkeG
打咗幾百個合。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFyGPszxWg
之後突然…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizBIsoPtM4
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HDm6QWXtk
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNExjJULIC
「係PAKKA啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42g7gciIgy
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKB1nC7iiNs
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZOh39EoZb
(待續)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwgAEwk28D
下集預告︰836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YDnvqNZL4
河仙？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSRy9qAsFz
註解︰836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPX8zEKElkX
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYcWXMj60t
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjHs0XnvRr
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82PiWX7ADM
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH93cks91ik
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfRzl7QMaQ
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYnUVGrhO8
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXFVpWBCGM
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