第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQruP9HV7Kk
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVDjhVXHH7
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwmdHUon6P
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FeYyDoLUe
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgul0RJtv9B
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20vAOxEbS0
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8k1Q8VEzHs
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUJMtGsrpU
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3qf8LYAeL
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomIZmiqooC
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9i6q7gcNpE
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡys7tIa5ygA
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHr56anZbJR
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaQ85XMAL4
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6d4HtTrvL
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjnixk3yvF
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFW3qggRBCT
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSZUL6wX30
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdrHWPvni2
至於佢自己本人就…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdueil0OwS
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdanSEP5t4
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSO8iO6MzV
好似蓄勢待發咁…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLNv216bxM
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QAMsRI1Fl
「好！」光管陳回應。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDjCGemxtK
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdN1jnZCDDl
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF38ROd1SAs
「慳D啦你！」我講。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESaAuG1siP
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkqGmraywG
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCdnbr1JzE
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7n5z4eQjzv
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb47yDk9aLl
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FPTFdV6DL
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9o1ztharzP
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakA5am9zkD
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkXHDC6WbH
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwTI9obG43
(攀 ~！)710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3NwRsTapz
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRKm6fuib3
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4wNb3YlTb
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMz4iQt8lWA
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cuEsAWQQ3
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6P8qVZGzn
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAH7sarrA1g
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3wMgBNPvZ
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryTg7BxPHa
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tXTjr7Ebd
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVW0SQGlbM
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAFgto2j6Q
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLaBTJiQvV
「九曲追魂劍！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIzzak5iLL
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHpFIkiWLJ
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0v5APGXvt0
「我閃！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTH1ErBvBkw
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlVYfhPbpM
「我避！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9iE1XBAiN
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmYrdVNavt
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BQxykZTnD
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhnBmuFAkF
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibaqzzV4PA
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaZ2HOzG8j
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lT6p26Yla
「我再閃！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5hPtMW695
「我再避！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFELK4oMiIE
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsmUWdr9pf
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjcLirxqOv
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKIeqeAU8q
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡml5kwj3lu9
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOO2PF7cPT
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDrGFGAPz4
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3MQ6FDTYx
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6Bszlgg26
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡle8GFlwGk5
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYaogLL9MU
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfH5ia4o4EO
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwESrO7UTT
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvYDR3PHIV
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6LE3HuxYm
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMnIML0YHO
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqcmPIx2tR
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnEkHf59EG
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYw4PxsZfz
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLbllBv6pj
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGklsKgiVC
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuliEBGq6uR
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrI70AfWvJG
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OfOSXBrUl
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRqZ52QbPi
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfAtKNDd8m
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuTFdcarV8
(待續)710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiUUV0Ox9L
下集預告︰710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tg2RLQuDw
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCyO0XB54S
註解︰710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXE5gtmn0A
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQS5hSSB4uJ
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhfaOVWwvs
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。710Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYO4qlyHoI
