第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVt9IcIUpZ1
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39MOSYhHQa
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ckmAkh2ZU
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ508VMxuvec
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYlmyOfMJ8
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vCoz78a5a
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPADi5ZmOK4
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJfpVEMqUy
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXrHOWHpLO
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsHVshzLk2
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KRlg8n6DW
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xwxZjZQA0
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqGVhUpTre
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNgVXkHHwE
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW89fx4n135
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlgJAEdmHx
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vZs1i9UDx
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuHHCJBHah
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTzFmZ5fV5
至於佢自己本人就…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcznBZIisaL
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcku2qoDcmn
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOH9o78vdIB
好似蓄勢待發咁…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91aPZdI7v6
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwdvGvHmOC
「好！」光管陳回應。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqTmuC6A0R
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Awf5T0e3x
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kjXVeFEic
「慳D啦你！」我講。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjR9jEhcqI
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0PkMd2BzV
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9oFXMfCt8
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bcFQitv1d
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMOX0S1xvf
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIeS3bPvyi
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoxMEu87gs
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4LQjipWEq
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDGpOTD2aA
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5JAMV8ftq
(攀 ~！)729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEg0oAFVCYd
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3CkQV1u5z
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3y6C01X0pQ
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxbuyXYgGW
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzb6jX3aIiz
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayu8fjpTKF
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVrjtMiEfa
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrveT9rBw1
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEo6IVDjI2w
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeasz5GwrNI
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJWPg3e8vf
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmO4nhui80
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡux6Wf1TqV3
「九曲追魂劍！」729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBvFTzstU6
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqKQEmpjIg
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTsp1gT8mJ
「我閃！」729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYF8wmehjXF
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5LUo5hmQB
「我避！」729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8JeHMtcyH
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1lMffqwy6
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZbhlrBLjK
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4tHimxPF6
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ198dDfkvgf
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eOTEgptyE
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITuBAvCdVw
「我再閃！」729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡis7ie1WKDN
「我再避！」729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmt7HxBpoc0
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWw5AlFC4Ya
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYaFqpFwPJ
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXylALA3mH6
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMeGixgLjO
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVD65hBmnBY
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEKLE2BaZE
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1pCe75yzK
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgzAGAbcR1
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbO24U0443
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RVF1ntsdp
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VhaH5VyJ7
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HBi8tB07c
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaC3RZYC4P2
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcls40WBJHX
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlytJOJCud4
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobrJGdyLXu
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJlnvGjLKt
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KS4q0VCax
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CsLQuHIgy
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcqTOCI9Rz
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMlpGrhC3p
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMuWU1pGlm
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRiHwILJWy
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7DvYyC9Ix
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBeuUTA2WP
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFP4WtfwVt8
(待續)729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2nTzNQXjE
下集預告︰729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeibc51HHtz
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxbP5db3gk
註解︰729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOcV1EY88g
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUojwG57qA
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡognT8TOhgr
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。729Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxyQpQCSbQ
