第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJIBY1ocQ9
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTm7hrMYcnn
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmV6BZQsktW
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEmAPte4tm
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1YKMJrU2v
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOD3oXopRFb
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXU8OsRUfn
「咁贏咗呢？」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4rSYFfVWI
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsl1ZECK5wb
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeAmLrGy7G
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uL5dgDrQg
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SF3hwBKPS
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8gcCUvqzp
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDqFyDqpqs
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjDZ8hBVkI
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQTu4zXP06
我就襯有時間…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPvx5F5Feq
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjZ3j89Iax
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRb7K7T75y
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kCaSZPUVv
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXG2HzsdCY
會俾綁住嘅？648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdP6MTAmWHX
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOIXB6yfBj
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPiwSnixC3
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUw4BZCMdD
「唔係啊！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtBf1XHBvl
「你玩緊SM？」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GgDHQaEWh
「唔係啊！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGGhZeLiO5
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRIq6CGneF
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnTBzn0WuP
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTHM2x4dwm
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVql4KUlW0
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6rg3RvvRV
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmu5WU6rdkM
「傻佬明，波啊！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRsWIOV1MQ
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjuGIClkUa
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyv5uN7EhM
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tnjNXJljz
「阿狗！接波！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTbH8GaqQR
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakama0gi3i
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzpFaCqRDl
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hZrhwlwdH
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgawMijDZYp
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxc69gtAkv
「冇效！？點解啊？」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzt340fTpmk
「越位。」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLP4ZAjkcA
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqCWMmqUGI
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuT0HVsmWIp
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBoju11zpH
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEV2owkUnX
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOOmb8OtJo
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSvDrDEu0W
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHNFDIRkIu
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFoZKXe6lR
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZj5QSpdLM
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZj5FRTwj9
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykpgsaIQKE
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEQzoWmHFf
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt17TeNCL5U
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCyeaHVZ3s
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKEJc2Z9yb
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4PZikxP3u
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7twFHeU9vX
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEovAmhoZkr
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJknYxaOh9h
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQydX6Mav5a
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkr54brjJN
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFlZVQwZjB
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oxPGKaKFS
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuZoOIHihr
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOllXLpzWg
「好好笑呀可？」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIIbpQurbi
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhb5T5CMeg
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNZnz6aOwJ
但事實上係從來都冇利…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9SvPPuZfi
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOCxiyJJNY
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaqQIFHZOm
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLS9r99I9d2
「大袋」開出罰球…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnEOnLMxSj
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIP7YtMbO1S
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQMW2LNGga
「大王，請射球。」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZxh473X09
「我踢波使你教？」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY670UzDYxg
「係嘅，係嘅。」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLZejdYhQ1
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuo3mMJvmJ
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1g7HHAZdj
「鬼王硬射！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwv3wbwzBS
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjoySEeABk
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mFu8hEglR
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGp6hyq8zZE
(咇~~~！)「入球！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9zezOLKrh
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdoEiRKg60
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveVgGvPOvB
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkx55KW5Gkb
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0PvMlzwDi
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvWPYfb93J
「射穿牆！？」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9g4q0YYkc
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRR3jQGbVQ
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOPmRGIGHg
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpO1ENnV5ef
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3lsf9nmds
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4HmsUxS1P
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0jDxITmiu
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSJDJVwiRG
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lHalfPscE
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhn8awPexB
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRcmQO6jem
「林，尚，義！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxojVwvCQd
(待續)648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYd5x2K3p1
下集預告︰648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAM5kCcMZmv
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVsj7rEXl6
「請換入我！」648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eQ8CFvW3o
註腳︰648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Xh3s2SM43
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。648Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVcLlywhDV
