第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvcwYRfHKr
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFEgOyWVA7
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQr1NfVF4a
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkTK9xBZx1
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWrXIGKDZc
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zRZo70IKG
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGtTOwzBSN
「咁贏咗呢？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38zqUokvlj
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaBP3w8IFz
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIGYg1Qf8u
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccfMM11QUS
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBobxpD3yh
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaAbpVqrhL
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dOdsf76nT
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7E9c1wBxFB
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcey8GW7FY1
我就襯有時間…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoksjPggGic
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdXss8gFNr
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXyoari4PD
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsD6fvRoWEa
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6t9o8gtHL
會俾綁住嘅？682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBfFn0TUXj
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjpSMukwL0
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaI5B9TJCBP
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpfduxCwp2
「唔係啊！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32fL8wPXGH
「你玩緊SM？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FCbwtZMVK
「唔係啊！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsZjjdQQIS
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUem0KFLudE
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHO0agAKQLv
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqz29vDM5Qi
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvP3nctl1AF
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uZnwFlbCK
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIzHBuSxXO
「傻佬明，波啊！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNfngPAj6K
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPwxEc6jB7
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuL7YGHCYDX
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyn2Cqf9Up
「阿狗！接波！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2bEV4dOBc
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3Tm2r1DtY
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LtWpv3kJv
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uj5BGunD2
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUnokGkHCB
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGZqhO2CHe
「冇效！？點解啊？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmEErqKew9
「越位。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSmZLP7Ibk
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcB4mClz58c
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZBXNji3p8
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7byDvifJdu
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJrcY0HPLB
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzr3YJcD4q
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbam3lJxoo2
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlFZSarAmM
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYc1NHCknn
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYkwP1i8nk
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadqThTSQlt
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysRkVfmv48
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2ud7nQ1q1
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1IBvLgabg
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefKexbF2Y3
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmYomKeAF6
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSjMMzkRh0
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUxetPuT9Y
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpBM5YkQno
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sjUayfMIQ
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmKa47kQdL
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23CnMmBQcn
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQWOAy6CHl
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpdJxukzCn
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiz7BDELGzf
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWV0Q9QlH1h
「好好笑呀可？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYenzzKURB
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkh5NhX0l7
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZV4C6e5a2
但事實上係從來都冇利…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGk3eZxsiJO
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJaAeLVa5D
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOnGoKNI7g
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZGWCFet5T
「大袋」開出罰球…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWjInAJk0S
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdt5U2KnL2w
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ehznKeYlN
「大王，請射球。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIPXqLnJdW
「我踢波使你教？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhg7L7Ornc
「係嘅，係嘅。」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12CoUCYv9c
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUFRgpAe0I
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdS1sz58T7S
「鬼王硬射！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0ofDaeuOr
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8ivex5CGo
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqbdXaGULo
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSCI5xecgy
(咇~~~！)「入球！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgsswG14ze
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqrQsqYxKH
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3KLGt09GL
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8EAPRtoa5
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpurYyvimW
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0HXIpo3M7
「射穿牆！？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMy7bZ4C9f
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj48Kp6KTDi
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBHscvFvo8
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqnwlW7wFM
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpabnN2Xjnd
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KlTFnkwub
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMv5Drcbq8A
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMJhp20k7M
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEhXPQ3htJ
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4JpcUZhSy
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoqzhxdfTx
「林，尚，義！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwI7QM9x5hH
(待續)682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MmHtn7rBZ
下集預告︰682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPI0QnOSRS
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxjkwgW0tO
「請換入我！」682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi59kzOcahC
註腳︰682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOn30tSrTT
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。682Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJKuCQKegJ
