第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWBOE2UtXF
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWpKivrOqX
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHa25le1dkZ
我嘅上一集…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgBx7kqn3J
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgfzA3maKP
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEsWXZcXR2
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakHCkMXMzT
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDR49SvXNyc
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnMDqp66QC
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduDLwvMPIK
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p1uKWMda4
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB967hhccRb
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0lZ1WyD29
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXfSKEVJf3
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmO5KuRco9
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfg5mtGjKXa
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rUx36JLno
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVOGD1vMRU
「咪住！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsFBgpDD8w
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vQEw4aaVE
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiUWKlbdVL
「咩話？二郎神？」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSMqmGHQPM
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZvCRelLJM
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZyLrTUT4A
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3LmvWNrOl
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCtytYA3nC
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPclB6hg9GG
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdHDlIabHN
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfdN2cdWeg
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡau0adwgu0Y
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1XzUqTM2s
我無奈到唔想講嘢…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMG2bbGRo6F
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5x3r3yxOn
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7eYhKinBR
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5SYBT4j39
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnhFJSZjDS
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡai522QDTfZ
「…歌聲魅影！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbGHUHjDU0
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLiuXZp7oM
好在唔使佢出手咋。842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvR9IrtWzfu
「…動感十字死光！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFSP6s8UOP
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnIuzlgscJ
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WdXrcGTUo
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjC54lpWOSC
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYUKlVYQ9H
「咁正常對決啦…」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtq6okiQ5uF
…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzemZuf5gmM
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZhBTkYy9y
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16EUFj7BdG
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NtK0tTZPt
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveTQZDvHYw
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iSNuseC6X
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKEUTga9pH
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3DCiBMFN5
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrG12JLS172
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxi0EhBqGr
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLOuGvSa0b
…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKaSyLghPA
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wxbzO3wp1
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUhugVg8fJ
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDC1z7YjwRC
幾秒過後，白雲散去…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCuVGKMfgm
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02HV3FFX0E
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmpRi2yvHc
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcqHPfPGXt
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sH1wjyMmm
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffveRypN9q
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVg1YsTil1q
將「二郎神」撞開…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8ApNu04dp
「哎吔！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mD660Yqjn
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXKVmwb490
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2AHhXjvYl
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MnLwZHCCM
我就襯呢個時候…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVbAiiVjRT
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qKcMkyv0I
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkogN8OlAQ
「咁點算啊？」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53I9xl4ru5
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpifxPX6yQX
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsrlwBHJga
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dLhZJriis
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfVbjmx759
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxs1m6qPJL
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDr6CEq5ii
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAqTtuSvcZ
「邪影勾魂斬！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYlFIdonH1
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbk0sTaeZVy
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKY0g1R0Vfd
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleljKl1fTR
「陰魂歸天！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20quAa01MG
向上一斬…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRiLQRM5Fk
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03IYEaYVxU
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhydLwMtBs
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwIGNUJDcS
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtz9obZIa6P
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOul0zpS6di
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCvtR1jVz0
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoR8TrHjTMt
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpdiKxhsOP
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRXGJ51Ein
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoRwbA72sX
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppKPovbIWK
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgBXjxx26o
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgZnyBVAcf
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1LLbtK00j
「冇錯！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwGdXvLIsT
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmk4vYoajb
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WO57qiGFo
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqi6NDUQik
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMBymzPEB4
刀光劍影之快…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfun2krv6T
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpgSLtP3fn
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBA8AKzh3LV
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhS9yLZg8Y
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRnIIL66YF
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMBJ9l8QMS
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiWUhdZUoR
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVy2nnqnVv
打咗幾百個合。842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUjFvd6OiT
之後突然…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqc8fdmc5b
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToIia4iWGQ
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKXrKKPP0b
「係PAKKA啊！」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueEv7qRq1x
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KvWoWwC0W
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxOJ9hRaPS
(待續)842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTNqdDRa8y
下集預告︰842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ84KypP0II
河仙？842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9rlZEaHmA
註解︰842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYSy4hMEOd
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYJJMVwFXd
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8zBbCrTaQ
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IbG2Q82h7
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAw0Z2toDoe
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XpGFuQpl5
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5l4Sxng54R
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84WegusMHs
(8) 楊家槍法 — 二郎神本來個名叫楊戩，所以我老屈佢個槍法叫楊家槍法。842Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmFUn10h5Y
