第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucpuOWmwRr
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCWxUCtuJf
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsZrcVF5Lb
我嘅上一集…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMTpMmN0dE
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNzCtCtjlc
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssPM4IGZ1y
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICk3506hHE
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmDgiOGO8I
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlOK2ZYzTD
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNmptyPKR0
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2BwuLUYI6
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2Szju95fq
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexzI4yFWqn
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTdIqLGkfG
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzDiBMSG61
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXluKP5CPdg
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3J8meAGR0
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOI5wGc71W
「咪住！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApraVLXaRG
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5psqM8qTB
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wL1DicJEy
「咩話？二郎神？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RUBQbwDUf
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4VTOKpsMx
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84IRI02eM1
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEflOQgdQzj
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOT0INWwgNz
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHlK3F40dl
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3S96kY1FiA
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrIPAr8cLd
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCllEXXsi4
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGoDLcSQD2
我無奈到唔想講嘢…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgbNeyM8Vz
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtJxSDps19
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3QFSi8tDz
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qnzAus6YJ
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRxinNsIRh
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFpLbo7mDG
「…歌聲魅影！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqci3kEfZw
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPPJGsj5uO
好在唔使佢出手咋。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81YieXTTVB
「…動感十字死光！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyc28z1qG2
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGpcf4EyLs
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLsQJdfAI5
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaBTXshLdg
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqe9eXZZzt
「咁正常對決啦…」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQMlEJQcjH
…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZHQ6VjLog
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fRw1q0qZr
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3VGeMC5m2
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoN2oDhK66
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDRs5wHdZ9
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6Qtyqti42
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Vlu25rtPv
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZTpwvYQrn
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzrPPM90kR
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEulTegrMVh
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNC2I9sNBj
…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hnRgU4xY1
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNSFKsvktw
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRK64QImNk
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ddz7hG16g
幾秒過後，白雲散去…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAaT2156ic
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwY736Du4Of
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwovAgCjVtb
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXodXKtdOHW
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgplaaZdjH1
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLc2X7aSbKl
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTe6QOnh9eD
將「二郎神」撞開…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAsZtD9oIu
「哎吔！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPslc2cZe4
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxNAVKs6q7
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8ggldOR4D
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uwA5aoa1V
我就襯呢個時候…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyMkThOO74
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQGV4QvNkb
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGRFrHxr4u
「咁點算啊？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNYB1lKXlt
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ816JHtDJbd
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHy6Jl3uiAw
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZmVKh9muM
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8ycrkrTrp
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzB3aTOOj6
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJAeM2aq8H
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqPNGNBfzV
「邪影勾魂斬！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsRvp7iWgO
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGBmkgPj0s
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vYBsfW07I
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4G4kLUcEnS
「陰魂歸天！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLUlo7I0yp
向上一斬…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPs9dncMTv
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNc04U5BWeb
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPyyIvmEyi
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKS50TcasP
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQ7ieN4tyB
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7n7Jr58VEu
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLId7yLkHRX
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYITK6KNUej
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZzkkgY2n8
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4z8KNQ4Nk4
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQdyI89ywV
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4seG98EM1l
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcdIMBWXZg
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQX6qgRWRw
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbKUn1CkMg
「冇錯！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibHvQbvOWD
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNHlwsBEFr
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOAhMDnOfQ
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMamUvvxiVs
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKnPZF10Ru
刀光劍影之快…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8SEMI58o4
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHuxa5qME1
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdCFtC5kbN
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYsQ3NxH06
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUC8vW7u1x
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rRsTOHByN
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvM1OKkYg0
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ilubsMcHr
打咗幾百個合。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AEVS6G5EQ
之後突然…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYk7BkRSTrx
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtP0poo1kd
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMR73UaFmS
「係PAKKA啊！」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BKJWcukeo
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IQ8E3NJc0
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkm0FBvFGD
(待續)801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPL8B73oXAB
下集預告︰801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAobYpIkdmp
河仙？801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SW98MTD9q
註解︰801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PLJbJ0PnJ
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98ZXLmgZgJ
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCiMqVHpMq
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBK5s6g0ppr
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDwnhNDhen
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBuE6RU0SL
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkS7vSyw4e
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2wQzKGmek
(8) 楊家槍法 — 二郎神本來個名叫楊戩，所以我老屈佢個槍法叫楊家槍法。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjAWZuFfdd
