《旅行‧如此‧難以忘‧記》妖怪故 - 第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)

第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBdXwmDjKS

點解係個「米」字？冇錯，就係我米米蓮。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpI5t5sdWE

(你唔係俾「鬼王」爪死咗咩？)756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0wyHaH0iL

死咗一個我，仲有千千萬萬個我。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIJGUa2yQF

(大家表示無言。)756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGCjbus2xo

既然大家都冇嘢講，咁我就繼續講喇。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHs2LMMUIm

上一集阿欣講到，阿明佢變咗做「發哥」…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBS6bTDwpE

(發哥未死嫁喎，你咒佢呀？唔好話我聽又有千千萬萬個發哥啊？)756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuJv57VJ4Y

我當然唔會咒我偶像啦，發哥亦只會係得一個…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9NbaAJ2oN

但係喺呢個故事裡面冇嘢係冇可能嘅…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyBI2pqvoH

「發哥」嘅力量就當係阿明佢自已領悟出嚟嘅神力爆發啦！756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AQ4vGFsW3

阿明佢變過高進，再變過MARK哥，之後仲要變埋許文強…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kioZFOwcs

究竟「發哥」仲識變咩呢？756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Lz6ixscDj

當阿欣同大家都一樣感到絕望之際…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9zDn4DOno

阿明佢突然開出金口講︰—756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavSeBG1ncN

「死啫，大家唔使怕，死咗咪升仙囉，睇住我點打爆隻「地魔」啦！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmMfQOr43P

就連我都同阿欣有一樣諗法︰「咩發哥做過神仙咩？」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMW1KENxDHT

「冇錯，就係做過，仲一係唔做，一做就要做個最勁嘅…」阿明講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuqITz8oOW

「冇理由，我都係睇發哥大嘅，發哥邊有做過神仙！」「地魔」似乎唔相信。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6mIGHmiEu

「你當然冇睇過啦，因為2014年之前嘅今日你已經死咗喺我手上，我都係唔賣關子喇，冇錯，就係天界最強嘅「玉皇大帝」！」阿明回應。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKZfTxorVj

「地魔」聽完呢句之後連頭先肚餓得滯偷偷地走咗去後台食嘅飯都噴咗出嚟…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxSl3l1pMu

「「二郎神」都唔夠我打，你放個「玉皇大帝」出嚟！？你攪笑行返去喜劇組啦！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnofLUeYjky

「我冇攪笑，「玉皇大帝」本來就係天界最好打嗰個，佢皇帝咁大支嘢嘅外表只係世人對佢嘅誤解，佢全名係「劍神玉皇大帝」！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8xQ12N9ml

「哈哈哈，你呢條細路哥真係笑肯死我，好！我就讓你三劍，嚟啦！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKxIlyxNTM

「你話嫁咋，唔好後悔啊！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvIC6GUHDF

阿明一講完呢句，身上立即發出閃耀金光，就好似「超級撤亞人」嘅氣一樣…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnx1zQQOrK

皇者之氣力壓「地魔」妖邪之氣…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAl30OBB2o

佢之後再右手握實「九陽草薙」向「地魔」傾力一伸。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCqXrhuNTY

金光環繞「九陽草薙」，力量龐大，旁觀者只可以嘩然…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKbsGHfdqx

至於「地魔」見到阿明神劍嘅力量太大，唯有立即就反口…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5jMlrSybj

使出一招「妖夢斷刀流」嚟格擋…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlg6W4reD0

「頂你個肺丫！差D俾你一劍隊死我啊！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSDicBsXJq

「車，又話讓我三劍，而家第一劍就想反口啊？」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXq4OhwiJW

「Eee…我冇還擊啊，唔算反口。」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWvNYlpaN7

「咁再嚟喇喎！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WQQFBiGfF

之後，阿明再使出一招「翻雲覆雨劍」…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWp0o865M7k

氣如雲海，劍如雨下…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpy6aA5gZz5

「對唔住喇！我真係要反口喇！你都黐九線嘅，萬九幾劍筒埋嚟。接我招啦，奧義流鬼影萬人斬！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoXI5xGusV

刀光連連，氣勢磅礡…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRNqTQmljY

「地魔」總算可以抵擋得住阿明嘅「翻雲覆雨劍」…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXqUlphwkD

「估唔到你哋竟然可以有咁大嘅力量！睇嚟我真係唔可以再掉以輕心喇，就一口氣拼盡佢啦！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyryG8ulDvu

「地魔」講完呢句之後，立即用力運勁，將體內妖氣爆發晒出嚟…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yOv8lwuY8

再握緊「妖刀村正」，諗住一口氣出盡所有招數去殺絕現場所有人…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvz0w9of5Q

「奧義流鬼影﹒十二路勾魂斬！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrghkJLSySV
「破滅斬！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmK1ByVymC
「爆烈斬！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2wGPd4rKE
「追魂斬！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgIkcdfkq0
「百烈斬！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrrjCB0XFn
「萬人斬！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuV87AEAAf
「勾魂斬！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHz11yRz65I
「左斬！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xZNQ6zLm0
「右斬！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqt2SaLGVkU
「斜斬！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHl06zSVEp
「橫斬！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWgLmOGTjC
「豎斬！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ob7NZLl84
「旋風斬！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejDNSzAbJc

阿輝見到情況咁，立即配合上阿明去抵擋「地魔」嘅攻擊…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRinLCnnk1E

「直刺式！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTInfmopU80
「橫削式！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ycM44nH82
「斜斬式！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeLawPntOz
「旋風式！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWGRetS0gn
「順劈式！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7OGv2pKO1
「拖劍式！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXkesPZwfZ
「推刃式！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeI1C7x0zo

而阿明就…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw52MEmN5dh

「覆雨劍！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1qWnIygXR
「翻雲劍！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWlcXpgeyQ
「飛天劍！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQt1KPSM3vE
「遁地劍！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcbgNklBEw
「爆烈劍！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMnbdC1pST

(刀劍若夢 ~ 恩怨似風 ~ 有沒有輕重 ~)756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdhZxFcjbb
(只要情濃 ~ 不要武功 ~ 愛恨兩難容 ~)756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCZRv1DqDR
(只怕熱淚 ~ 不怕刀鋒 ~ 手中有劍 ~ 眼前有你 ~ 可不可一生抱擁 ~…)756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDGYA5RVQ5

阿明同阿輝加埋嘅十二劍抵擋咗「地魔」嘅十二刀…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIx7jqukACL

而佢哋足足就係打咗一首歌咁耐嘅時間…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ey26gOkBY

雙方互有攻守，但係始終分唔到勝負，更可惜嘅係根本問題依然冇辦法解決…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2l9ZiQQ5A

就係神力用得越耐力量就會退減…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjOV75Yecd

「哈哈哈，睇嚟你哋唔捱得幾耐喇喎…」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKs4MUtavQ

「捱你條命，你信唔信我哋一齊插爆你丫喇！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQbcTHRbAQ

「我又真係好想睇吓你點插得爆我噃！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQUgfbZ5Vf

喺呢個時候「南龍」先生依然睇緊佢個「哀風」，可惜只係依然得三個字…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGPVDkwMgM

「神與神。」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vCX0aagub

但反而阿狗好似諗到D嘢噃…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkWd1ufRsM

「阿明，阿輝，「光管陳」教過我哋咩啊？」佢大大聲咁問。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPVPlmEWIM

「英文囉。」阿明﹑阿輝回應。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZYB7BusBM

「唔係啊，嚟到呢度先教嘅呢！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HDuW3Gsmf

「隱身咒？護身咒？好！我哋試吓啦。」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmwEJw2voz

一講完，阿明同阿輝就一齊先做隱身咒，但係換嚟「地魔」咁回應…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqozo592nEk

「我哋而家力量相若，的確我地魔嘅真身係睇你哋唔到，但係唔好忘記我個肉身係你哋嘅人類朋友啊，所以我睇得你哋好清楚，我斬！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuijreEjdr

「阿輝，咁護身咒仲用唔用啊？」阿明問。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DBlKV9OMG

「傻佬明，你仲想撞埋去呀？」阿輝答。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBuY4unUgs

「妖，你兩條友唔好叻唔切得唔得啊？係呢招啊！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNYxvctWYk

阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TxxKfPeTf

起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtk8XfHOjw3

兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1UAuKXczG

阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1vZBODswN

起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpxMWYpz1n

兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1olyKQVvJe

「妖，死人狗，你一早諗到又唔講出口！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sS5XpNhYt

之後阿輝立即跳上阿明背脊，好似想飛上天一樣…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESju2tFbhl

而阿明就裝兇作勢，好似想閃速埋去攻擊「地魔」咁…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yt1h0PoUp

「冇用嫁喇，你哋頭先都殺唔到我，依家力量細咗，仲點樣可以殺到我啊？」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCdNlYD8f8

「龍飛鳳舞！」阿明同阿輝一齊大嗌。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7ulDfA9rE

阿輝飛咗上天，而阿明就衝咗前去…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwd8MUVR6GG

「哈哈哈，又係呢D下三流招式，虹吸！等我撕爛晒你哋啦！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWM26OmSqI

「你用埋虹吸就啱喇！光管陳嚟到呢度先教我哋嘅係…」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyh4QrcX9g1

「擎，天，式！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TrMnoENLn

「咩話？」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8M6fhppQU

「鳳凰火炎」同「九陽草薙」原來一早已經唔喺佢哋手…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6BHttPDDA

而係去咗地下，而家兩把神劍都由下至上咁插上嚟，仲要…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmALZT6oY1

(插 ~！)756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzSod95eFk

中正「地魔」下陰…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTI3gC0DnN

「哇丫~~~~~~！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9O4gVSLbC

正所謂塵世間邊個男性可以頂得住呢種痛楚丫…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxiKNnZsZj

「地魔」亦唔會例外…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNhalCCijC

仲同時俾兩把神劍插中下陰…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkrdI0vyVq

「地魔」已經再冇反抗嘅能力…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5v4R5ff0bu

自己真身亦從「大袋」身體走返出嚟…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbCZf3kwXG

「大袋」肉身就訓咗喺地下，而「地魔」真身就躝吓躝吓咁…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxch7f5GmM2

佢原本個樣根本就已經唔係人型，只係一堆腐爛到不堪入目嘅血肉泡…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡij31nr4hhT

真係可以講句，世上任何一種生物外表都要比佢好睇…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcKNylK0rA

佢臨死前仲要問咗一句︰—756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoXpQfoHBS

「點解…點解我擋唔到呢劍嫁？」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIFSvZhbOK

大家都冇答「地魔」，只有佢出聲…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7PlyR3npV

「係因為我阻咗你零點零一秒。」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhn7B1vP68a

大家都好錯愕，另咗去發出呢聲嘅方向一望…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50wN6uLCsm

見到「妖刀村正」變返做「司徒不正」，原來發聲嘅係「司徒不正」。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruTRrgZwQD

「點…點解你要背叛我？」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlLYYe8ZUC

「因為你自把自為，破壞咗我未去過又好想去嘅購物天堂，香港。」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfAGeaAtLS

今時今日仲有冇人會話香港係「購物天堂」，我諗香港人心中有數…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBvhvAyXxo

所以阿明同阿輝都冇講其他，只係對住「地魔」講︰—756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxBbaIWNwA

「哈哈哈，連你手下都背叛你喇，你仲有咩遺言啊？」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRzrhotxBk

「我…我…吊！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSiNrWCQF5

大家都呆咗半秒…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0LeFufVDK

「咩D人咁衰嫁，臨死都仲要講粗口，教壞細路。」阿明講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8MoJqmI1n

「總之一切都告一段落就好喇。」阿輝講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JgXTN9J2t

「唔該晒啊，師兄，即係其實你一直都係無間道，暗中幫緊我哋呀？」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdww0oUMfA

「肥龍大師」咁講，好似強行幫「司徒不正」澄清同將功補過咁呃自己。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QxY5ELN8H

而「司徒不正」就擺咗個懶有型嘅甫士之後就好似煙銷魂散咁走咗。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5GIiqeXl2

大家見現場平靜落嚟，應該所有嘢都告一段落…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJXjtvTPBL

所以阿欣就去叫返醒佢家姐，而阿明阿輝佢哋就想去扶起「大袋」，點知…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDFzDBsoAd

突然有一隻巨型蝙蝠飛到「大袋」身邊，再將佢爪起到半空…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW2io3MqvX

而巨型蝙蝠到達半空之後，上身竟然變成外國貴族咁款嘅男人，仲講嘢添…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2PGNM51kn

「你哋嘅戰鬥好精彩，我有睇晒，不過魔鬼之子而家就由我「德古拉伯爵」帶走喇，唔好意思，希望以後有機會見面啦。」(英文)756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRg6OIV6dwA

「佢講咩啊？」阿明問。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0trc2iSOd

「係LUR脷D，仲重低音，但係係英文嚟。」阿狗答。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqAS2mlXqV

「德古拉伯爵」講完之後，就帶走咗「大袋」…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4ZA1W7tMO

因為大家都已經耗盡精力，所以根本反應唔嚟去對付「德古拉伯爵」或者去追…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9bGPusrAl

所以大家只能忍痛同無奈咁睇住「大袋」被帶走…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexifhMn8wo

「估唔到個男仔竟然咁搶手，霧水情緣，黃大仙籤文真係準。」白百龍咁講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqw6Tx5OoQ

「解籤先生，原來你一早就知會係咁？」欣家姐已經醒咗。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡez4wrsFmM6

「唔好意思啊，大妹妹，當初嘅籤文係講話你有「霧水情緣」，但係一來我估唔到咁準，因為不嬲都唔準，點知今次咁準，二來我真係估唔到會「霧水」成咁嘅款。」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnGPf9K11l

講完之後，欣家姐一臉惘然，冇再出聲，只係望住「大袋」被帶走嘅方向流眼淚…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHewxsOOYRf

「好喇，我諗我哋都唔應該諗太多喇，不如盡快離開呢度先啦！等我開個門啦，異界開門之術！」「肥龍大師」開咗道門俾大家。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGhxVXpNpX

大家之後就慢慢沿住條路出返去…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaQUczj9PA

途中大家都打咗電話返去屋企，問吓香港究竟點樣…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVrAkeomJj

「喂，我係阿明啊，你係咪阿媽呀？」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jiX0tdAYS

「唔係，我係你阿爸。」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wozZ96Hkp

「阿爸你冇事丫嘛，阿媽冇事丫嘛，大家冇事丫嘛，香港冇事丫嘛？」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHPwDrnjZn

「你冇事丫嘛？做咩咁緊張啊？傻仔，保護你阿媽係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好大家都係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好香港亦都係我呢個小市民嘅責任，你放心去玩得開心D啦，香港有老豆睇住就得喇！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlKiPcOP5C

呢一刻，阿明開心到流咗眼淚出嚟，亦都知道咗「地魔」話毀滅咗香港只係吹水…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fipzLPEah

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之後，大家終於行返咗去球場…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G0eoyYvzo

現場所有妖怪竟然向大家起立同致敬…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD95p99sDdl

主角佢哋同一班同學都表示尷尬…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9t4cfI2b2

「我諗班妖怪應該俾地魔同鬼王佢哋害得好慘頂喇。」白百龍講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGJnAAq0fy

「係呢，頭先地魔唔係話見到大嶼山咩？我仲以為返咗去香港添。」阿輝講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykWttlVpPC

「係PAKKA嘅術，一時之間，呃吓人係可以嘅。」阿明講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11Qj5bZZG8

「你隻二郎神走咗喇？」阿明再問。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Zrypuk6BZ

「走咗啦，仲叫我提南龍先生記得找數添。」阿輝答。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOWRiqht81

「咁我哋而家返酒店先啦。」阿狗講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Z8TiCPS0a

… (返酒店)756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioczTPklgW

返到酒店，發現原來「異域魔城」時間同人類世界又係唔同…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHedZB4IyJA

大家似乎仲趕得切正常回程時間…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCVN4EQJGC

所以大家嗱嗱聲就執好行裝落樓去搭預約咗嘅旅遊巴走喇…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7oZI4UISu

「肥龍大師」講聲再見就離開咗大家…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuoxadUZbo

「美奈子」留低打理鬼酒店…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlImiw7HSUr

「沙婆婆」冇咗屋企，所以帶埋「寶寶」一齊住喺鬼酒店…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyj39Ti0fa

而「龍也」就多咗個「寶寶」做朋友仔可以一齊玩喇…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2Rq889sGl

至於「肥妹鬼」，咦，點解唔見咗嘅？756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtCM0WMoGw

「居居」跟咗阿輝…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzir0wbTbp5

「洋腸」就一早有異性冇人性跟咗「彩雲」走…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZ4RCNqSFz

「鐵拳」好彩，肉身冇事，只係「中神通」力量冇咗啫…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmovO8ZXXY

「黃仔」就俾人救返，要食返幾盒驚風散先定返落嚟…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYJTwp44c4

「校長」冇事，不過仲要留醫，要遲D先返得香港…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gJHlBq8gP

到主角佢哋喇…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrotxeHm4b

「阿妮，我要走喇。」阿狗講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDu1OcqSvz9

阿妮好似好唔捨得，含住一包眼淚咁，真係我見猶憐啊…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHnSBKLCCJ

「其實…其實你偷偷地跟我去香港係得嫁喎。」阿狗偷偷地咁講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8UAMREDtX

阿妮諗都唔諗立即就變咗做隻小狐狸捐咗入阿狗個身度。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDvQGo974d

「小倩，我要走喇。」阿明講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRN4mbATSeF

「哼，你係咪想留低我？我係鬼嚟，去邊度都唔使通行証嫁喎。」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9fztG1SpR

「咦，係咩？原來係咁呀？咁就好喇，哈哈哈。」傻佬明依然係傻佬明。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPztWCF2sh

「阿欣，咁我哋走囉。」阿輝講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsodRHwXCo

「好啊，仲有家姐啊。」阿欣講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIisss1tXBO

欣家姐就仲係痴痴呆呆咁跟住阿欣。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYEnecGw8Y

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大家不經不覺，好快就上咗機，仲坐定定添…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQwFux8BKq

點知阿欣一坐低就諗起D嘢…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7D6CRZ7ug

「輝輝啊，我哋好似忘記咗D嘢。」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHbBjTHu8p

「咩啊？」阿輝問。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XrL0Lrt8y

「紙妖，紙妖講過話「北轍」田育文喺我哋班人度，仲話佢係想害我哋嫁喎。」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLx1vFV52rY

「會唔會係佢講大話啊，你睇吓「黃仔」，傻吓傻吓咁，邊似係「北轍」啊？」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7LxZrXsIS

「但係…」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhje0fIHvJx

正當阿欣問緊「但係」之際，前排一個同學遞咗個水晶球俾阿欣…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJPqEYBMsY

阿欣揸住咗，但係未睇，反而睇住「呢個同學」…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lnppVuIgz

「呢個同學」一步步行到去最前排度，而且…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvPSL62Fpm

又係呢兩個空姐啊！「深田恭子」同「夏惠姨」空姐啊！756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjChTvrlhKR

「夏惠姨」遞咗支咪俾「呢個同學」…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OCXUzW17I

而阿欣就望一望手上嘅水晶球…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60kwemnYxk

發現…係紙妖啊！紙妖俾人困咗喺水晶球度…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkMblsxSF2

阿欣立即打開水晶球，紙妖就立即飛返出嚟，仲…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYY5T8zya9l

「係佢喇，佢就係想害死你哋嘅「北轍」田育文喇！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGE01cRrjmo

佢手指指住「呢個同學」，而「呢個同學」就係我哋萬萬都估唔到…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7wdqs7hRq

但係一直最接近我哋嘅…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2dWWITuo6

「大家好，機已經起飛喇，即係話大家都唔可以離開呢度，被逼要聽我講嘢，係咪好意外呢？冇錯，我係阿倫，但係有樣嘢大家唔知嘅，就係我識不老之術，我原名叫做田育文，即係「北轍」。原本我只係想生兒育女，做返個平凡人，好可惜，我為咗我個仔，為咗佢想贏學界冠軍，我混入咗你哋呢間已經係幾年班霸嘅學校做內鬼，諗住幫佢完成佢夢想，點知你哋一位同學竟然將我個仔隻腳鏟斷，仲要令佢自殺，所以我要報仇。本來諗住假手俾「鬼王」同「地魔」呢D壞人嘅，點知你哋班人死好命，總係一次又一次咁過關，所以我冇辦法喇，只有做最後嘅呢個決定，就係同你哋同歸於盡。」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbp5JuL1SxQ

大家係好愕然，但係冇乜驚，唔知點解呢？「細寶」仲出口問︰—756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISPQZx6wBw

「你脅持咗飛機師咩？」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlhwHPIuei

「冇，但係我有佢哋，佢哋就係我旁邊呢兩個空姐，仲有一大堆鬼頭喺飛機外面。」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsI0yMneGW

「哦，咁我哋都冇咁驚。」「大寶」講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Q1mr9ARHW

「點解啊？」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicWtkSTvTh

「你旁邊兩條女已經俾大寶細寶溝咗喇…」「細鬼」講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0xZbz8vL8

「咩話！？冇理由嫁，「深田恭子」被溝我就明啫，「夏惠姨」咁嘅尊容都哽得落？」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSiPTYwPeJ

「車，你理人啫，冤豬頭都有聞鼻菩薩丫嘛。」同學都一齊講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9wmt8UFJI

「你兩隻衰鬼，我先唔理你哋，遲D先同你哋計數。我有鬼頭就夠喇，一陣佢哋會幫我帶架機去撞海嫁喇，哈哈哈哈哈。」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pTMjpCTHM

「我真係唔知你點樣學人做人哋阿頭嫁，你望清楚出面先講啦！」阿輝講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UMUUbYSe0

之後，田育文真係走咗去望出窗外…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtQIqkumMn

「冇問題丫，係鬼頭嚟啊！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxOyCuTXn8

「佢哋唔係鬼頭，而係鬼頭個仔，即係鬼頭仔，而家係聽我哋話嫁。」阿明講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMR1Ne0KnZ

「咩話！？」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bVZXRL5Ld

當田育文唔相信係事實嘅呢一吓，佢雙手俾人從後面鎖上…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpOoK4xZAf

「邊個？」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKaynVyIMg

「國際刑警，PAKKA HO。」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmk5wmACuM

「河童？！」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hMLPHQrBL

「無錯，我而家已經係國際刑警，中文名，河童，小姓河。」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6Mqr9M0hm

「唔通所有人都要背叛我？」田育文大嗌。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRv5KgCdBLT

但係喺呢一刻突然有個龐大身影衝咗埋去攬住佢…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFsrbuCJov

原來係「肥妹鬼」啊！756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcQzFYWAYV

「我唔會背叛你嫁，一世都唔會。」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUcDv7GmLU

真係難得有情人啊！756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzJb4XAZpc

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之後，飛機事件總算告一段落…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoDM2ip5zB

返咗去香港之後，大家都各自返歸正正常常咁生活…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQseYVEgCY

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時間飛快，咁就過咗幾年…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs50nRKsElW

阿輝佢一個唔小心就攪大咗阿欣個肚，因為米已成炊，所以逼住要結婚…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJp56QZC8U

當晚宴會雖然唔係星光熠熠，但總算係濟濟一堂…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqiYLjkQwG

阿狗同阿明當然係兄弟團嘅成員啦！756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4rPEXNCUb

新娘化緊妝，兄弟就喺前台傾計…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlmjeo1fq8

「喂，阿明，你真係諗住一世同小倩呢隻唔老嘅鬼喺埋一齊呀？」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dJOjA9vAp

「當然，我當初追佢就諗好咗喇，鍾意就係鍾意，我根本唔介意佢係咩。」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFwTtOkNj1

「吹水啦，你貪人靚喳嘛。」阿狗講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zVZ2pQB26

「我只能講，小倩佢落咗妝，個樣仲恐怖過鬼，但係我冇介意。」阿明講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zxoU84S8q

「嘩，好男人，好在阿欣唔化妝都OK啫。」阿輝講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pfbbLY9SI

「其實女人話冇化妝都係化咗D妝，只係你唔識睇啫。」阿狗講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYMPq4w7Ru

「咁呃到我就OK啦，呃呃吓好快就一世嫁喇，一齊開心咪得囉。」阿輝講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9v9YtCNYD

「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿狗一齊講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTp5BLGzjVO

「咁你個阿妮呢？」阿明問。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYFZtoV8Q3

「車，阿妮原本就係妖怪，我本來就冇介意啦。」阿狗講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yQ3FnDGuY

「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿輝一齊講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwr9oh3zMk

「好得過佢？」阿狗指住啱啱嚟嘅「大寶」同「細寶」。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90W3kP1iR1

阿輝亦都行前寒暄幾句…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbflMR1Gudv

「嘩，乜你兩兄弟嚟真嫁？真係同呢兩隻…呢兩位小姐一齊呀？」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0m8dxVrxIM

「係啊。佢哋好好玩嫁，想佢變咩樣就咩樣，我尋晚先玩完全球十大美女明星咋。」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1P28Nl8aN

「吓！？咁你哋一陣飲多兩杯啦吓。」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMUl7XmT5D

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「喂，阿輝，要準備喇！」阿狗叫。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpzL7fs9DL

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當晚司儀係阿欣嘅大家姐。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvj4HIFVfiW

大家姐一望埋來賓度，就感覺奇怪…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNQys8OQhg

皆因後排所有都係阿輝同阿欣呢幾年識埋識埋嘅術士同妖怪…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2dfLcmn2G

佢哋就好似三山五岳嚟嘅大惡人一樣…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gGAdzBz18

「Eee…歡迎大家嚟臨我細妹同妹夫嘅婚禮，喺証婚之前，就等一位我妹妹請嚟嘅表演嘉賓表演先啦！唔知佢要表演嘅係咩呢？咩話？妖女？」756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaspDv7RfiJ

一個妖豔女子突然行出嚟，仲…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPFKwou4sE

(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 可干擾思想的咀微微張開 ~)756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMpRp2hU7c
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 腰間的火花可蒸發每個深海 ~)756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjVGzPUBA8
(Come on Bad Boy ~ 我並未放你在眼內 ~)756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnhGkzz4o7

「呢個邊個嚟嫁？」阿明問。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyWTQrZRMC

「同東歪西斜南轅北轍齊名嘅中毛豔，毛豔芳！」阿狗答。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡND5xmTVfeo

「好在佢當年冇幫地魔佢哋手咋，你睇吓而家個場！」阿明講。756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVC6pkrKZG

而一望無際嘅宴席上面，而家每個人都跟住晒呢首歌跳舞啊！756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7rxHEHw5M

場面震撼…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtlh7ZIIai

不過震撼過後，表演完畢，就係嚴肅而又神聖嘅証婚儀式喇！756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVbwz3zEko

(鄧櫈櫈櫈 ~ 鄧燈鄧櫈 ~ 鄧鄧鄧燈燈櫈鄧燈櫈 ~)756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaluVwdRLWS

音樂響起，阿欣扶住爸爸慢慢進場，受住大家嘅歡呼聲…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYryasbbbg

終於慢慢行到台前，阿輝從外父手上接過阿欣之後…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraDCk36KVJ

突然…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ofTZ57cVU

竟然…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1ZyGUU1uX

宴會場地中心出現一個黑色電球，電球慢慢變大，就似係個黑洞…756Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEj1pUWd6oN