第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1aw0mc54v
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECbGyNh1T1
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtF7eeCA9wS
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlk2IA8UKD
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWU0cW6ivk2
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpooBgQVHF
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4oPuaPczX
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJznW0W0uUI
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxURVHpuGTY
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJ2J0H2RRQ
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT03aGI584l
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdSflACiGN
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEif2cZHmcj
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXRetrXg5a
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86GUrvMV7b
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeR2qqctSJ4
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoYLf0kldm
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcVJhKrnyh
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyivfGwmmeu
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4NSqeNZBX
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQtadgnlra
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXD3SiQWkYe
「你又識咩？」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4IlfT8k1H
「唔識。」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOKkxY4FC7
「哈哈哈！」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2VLB1yIv6
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8826ICDMo
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObvjCuJbVq
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCaIVLHqVL
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGVoLxdi7B
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnr3nptIEME
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8Q48You4R
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPIVX7VnAu
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsW33SSET0i
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAKwNkPatT
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aL6XcIS6A
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibWcx8ZhWL
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvJRCkr347
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfU456fQGPa
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcWvKMJlit
「阿公！？阿公！？」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVn6d56UIU
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLR9ufXUMI
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVGvYPzudg
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSdnnhzBWD
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQGwGFcfF4
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhSefk8RDK
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVq4OPLXkZ
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAjgKISCdc
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51OjLrmmRU
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8QCJJO95C
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ64Vcxxdu4
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20l69Y5wr1
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2B5X5vRruD
「哇丫！哇丫！」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRREgkrg7k
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmggDGnR1cd
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlszQZix7Zc
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaG2qAPsdc3
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvO469ObOfm
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaypWgrLuYb
場面怪異中帶D寒意…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKMcGQdH6N
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WzxLUi5OR
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FAvy6WUOF
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5NkCS7mhw
「停止呼吸！」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kftNCisdH
「扮同類啦！」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRVz0HAEB5
「仲講，走啦！」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVM0IGDkPDB
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPR98Ll57R
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZbk3Ejh0S
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQhSiFa4fO
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm978MLohgM
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtgF2rwiLL
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBMcCX3Z0Y
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJBXgHwiCW
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjHNUGLzGI
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZxXQuC6mh
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hIgUQoJe1
(呯嘭~！)882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4s4IiyP4S
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQGCVOi1WU
我頂！882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9m0Bci3m3
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoA7nvMxWhm
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfatLPCNcrt
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuqaQlGK2Y
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pbIDLDt1O
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyi8y347MK
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYharqPfBy
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoje6deMsv
「鳳凰擺架！」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkq9EPEhq9
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbMn0NAZF6
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnk8mbfQXU
「大波翻雲破！」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JGcyEkRVj
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPUYzkqaMh
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxAzezK6rq
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cswPVbJrO
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavogXSB37h
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvWLD7F2Pk
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFUEE2gzen
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEruIqIgC92
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzM8lE6tok
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8qWkoeywv
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrtKW2BChn
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97IYMlfo8V
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJevOYurjI
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAkVnn7vmQ
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYu4LgXZwT
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7V8eqrTEa
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UooKRWwt7
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAAsaFbfF3
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpl9zGdU6Q
「判官？」我問。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUKbd4e4Kd
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6915ukzxrI
(待續)882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYWG4LDVd7
下集預告︰882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTuUSm3mpU
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」882Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEwK5o58lY
