第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZyMHB2jIy
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciZwmWfUdP
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6SNG8tYwO
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡll26dluZuQ
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxjl9Dz83V
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajczviJUaU
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWslWzq2WP
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtapIoSSERP
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGnYBZo4vS
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6s07mdtJPU
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp08vhLzgrA
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpkcwkAtOA
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3DZm1ESTy
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPstuu7lur9
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuxyvvbpOq
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGH07syuXTs
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rM7hUhnB3
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42fjbXRvIK
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaD9S07iZZP
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpA0LnGBGA
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qWZ1PwnJH
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmvRN14s3d
「你又識咩？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8UARlmNOf
「唔識。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YD1RioSKa
「哈哈哈！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUD4ZEBRnBS
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQoi8AOpIe
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjChvOWNkP
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOPegZyBP9
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrB8s6ERgIj
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgIRjmNb8e
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmHHOU1WAk
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tD5xB2MbI
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LGvoKqdRX
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhWBj97Pn9
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ek9f08q0A
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhs9a6XX8A
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1adx8vuXL
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtEakFEYBB
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOxK8eLvvs
「阿公！？阿公！？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgD2PziwGVD
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvTYKBnXzl
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaz2UWPtfHW
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5TlOYaWV5
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0PdbnkVmH
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SmKOvIhoZ
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNViu0mUZ0f
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNO62XIk611
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj29snJWE8M
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVRs4IUZDj
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCCbnNUSwY
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzT4HnvHTy
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQnvwOxvj4
「哇丫！哇丫！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrL2El1GkW
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RxTJ9nk6k
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeW9sUfqXHx
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUY4Zhvswf
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2D3FrWpVuh
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHqIEHrlif
場面怪異中帶D寒意…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKe263IKkZ7
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZfxfyoW9J
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgdw5SF5qT
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Jj5saeGlq
「停止呼吸！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpgGKfIpZJ
「扮同類啦！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZ0k9gmo22
「仲講，走啦！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRceQa5bdV
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60hr8hwo8A
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nKZocIHSm
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKX3cBexor
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWn2wpSpZh
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8ZlhEx4qu
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYcUZsh9qn
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxXSoR6Tof
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCc68TazRJ
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcNtjEJd5e
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1sPXr2Fzs
(呯嘭~！)822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLu1OhjyRiM
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWk1Z3Begh
我頂！822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOs6vSalaA
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAx6X4QIyLw
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqzqO08BsK
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyqRt4ibdC
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXELSilQkMH
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37MOp5TcoY
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpU0i9CjtvG
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ157GLd4V2r
「鳳凰擺架！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5HzYvlGqx
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWKbJD6bqq
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWl7zLpIiEF
「大波翻雲破！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAAfLsAL6r
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wJoGaDawv
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgI5qB5KKG
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQWF8Lrfzn
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5U8VN5s8bA
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhX3dWFUwjI
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHx0yI9Qfbp
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmrC8XpaSs
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqkviZ4r6y
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjiHorYQpw
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPIL9JGKY8
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwBoaNZqBu
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqizd0xM0b
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49dwj3b18u
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKH2zZEYCLq
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNe0KxrUBL
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscMWa3D599
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOO3PFDJRW
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNwGhcHZty
「判官？」我問。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECsC84Y6BO
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OtwAorInS
(待續)822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1850QBLXWi
下集預告︰822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQ5MuECsGM
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGA1iDiYxP
