第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWhi5Q3bfX
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19jaskeOFw
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaVSNKb6n8
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNnW7eooGY
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4jxU4iYL7
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50Sjdgomxz
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjPwgJ4HVU
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpaAbjUzTM
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBIfEmAyPr
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBsf6vD9Fe
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡse6MklN6a5
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RKF3am3zF
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLkyqpYxEn
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtU08MfOBJ
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmAswi0Ue5
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qvdhMA6cf
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpT5fP1LbL
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHnxk3ZNd2
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb97pKKoN3q
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjJ1nI5AEs
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3CCjYHaV9
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3h7jU6FyoN
「你又識咩？」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRx2lQOzhbn
「唔識。」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOH70XxkEfa
「哈哈哈！」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLJBjHRhGP
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OGcTo0b6V
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zGn1mJktK
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwd2Wh3Bpe
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3Kb66QqG0
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLh9C1syP1
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4F23VLNiZN
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbpj1eZciM
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOM4REMny1
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRChUZImsmS
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3q5Ix6pCOd
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDphR4oTZC9
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFldJeiDkqX
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡka0S8mithb
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNVhMsgi1G
「阿公！？阿公！？」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAVPNiCdL6
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5lANDt5jQ
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheVj3xmRPo
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeZu2sHHmM
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAh27Of0I9
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7jmeZo03Z
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsHGnLiaDj
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1ONX4HfJR
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwlglZbmoE
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanHGcpn810
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceGJVUZO5Z
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMbs5GMwNn
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnjPLIEqmr
「哇丫！哇丫！」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjfwBnjlsj
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiOsR5PxuO
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuAtC1PrPg
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWF05PfcfF
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkR6hGaxRMf
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC440KvmcZn
場面怪異中帶D寒意…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iIO8cuoyT
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqLKwDVUu9
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMJvuvhOxN
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsiXyiMuMJ
「停止呼吸！」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2wkxvW8FR
「扮同類啦！」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsQUyA6NNe
「仲講，走啦！」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIk7yH4wlh
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZrwrZkwJD
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0H0JHd7tn
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CP2gWN9uu
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI64OQv6K7c
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpg8BRpFvN
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaOUcaqISY
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Z8cDCIhgd
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4HLi79vce
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1hGMD80WU
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDCURg1cEt
(呯嘭~！)874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETqh4V3PmD
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYJXgNquTf
我頂！874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynlHHkc7A0
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5zKFlpbH4
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JpN99IfO7
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ybk8LflNH
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFcVjM748i
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjky45lMSxj
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghUEN6TdfR
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIv3ZPWUKI
「鳳凰擺架！」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB23Z6fHOKW
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IlZpnwCD0
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GE4GockBM
「大波翻雲破！」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfwkeJyo1R
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1QWBzWU3o
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptw2o7nczv
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBlWDBwSuS
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQvSY0SfMY
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVxQwDeDDF
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMvs1eLLbt
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETrWSg7Qvj
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRtUWUtekt
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1XYgL5BVs
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrifFQkWtav
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47FRXLUXvr
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7o8CBDd0PC
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGhy9OIo2g
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPITKNFEXdQ
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuh0MDt3Wq
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmt7RX1kz8
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpi7EMOWYL
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNgFBErLGI
「判官？」我問。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyN47OZ403
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2X33lCNJn
(待續)874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWE5kaE6uN8
下集預告︰874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGIfDJ3jgp
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」874Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskHIcO0d4w
