第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OEdrrXyid
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosvYH5j5uy
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oQcwAVSKU
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8H1Fbw0SZ
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYKPEVVghq
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CKKwG995P
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93JE4PrqD7
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wkZ7l4Z1n
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKYEdKyeaf
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UrH9AwZDh
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8DzSvpdrH
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZabL2Tdxjm
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVz4SbzLGoH
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNq8kmvdp4
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1PxI2Xopx
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEZuuvTpmV
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29cX17HQst
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerKm8xDQKT
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUL4LZsJrsp
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQslYD1uxT
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RV7qkUSAD
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6RCUCNaGg
「你又識咩？」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMNUvQqDDH
「唔識。」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68SWo8cgJV
「哈哈哈！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjLrgdyCFw
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEjE8XMwKA
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYywpnR0AoI
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6y9QFPIU6
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRv1OryOAG
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1g9pVCvdX
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FMUJnD9Qk
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFXvvxt6mL
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynLqzaIULl
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7WzqhDCsm
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRTJEqbFEc
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoTYVqd7NB
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Cb66upDqO
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMTYb5RDY1
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hXZVZxwPV
「阿公！？阿公！？」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyBIIjxfv9
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNahJ8yotD
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwjZ6sF0Fs
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoJqSMRBIA
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMq0PWsyzs
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdesel8RJc
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EecFE6KPw
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiyaZRQtOt
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmnyOdoiby
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkK3EtOxST
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehJYyoGjhx
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoqSNlQIAb
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Tn2IrVT7g
「哇丫！哇丫！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkG6F4pEWpJ
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHRHmS5x5B
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjcg10gi2s
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQWthNvcJ0
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkc1X9n23CG
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSdtrxH0he
場面怪異中帶D寒意…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMpFIYyDea
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuw203hVzx7
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33OaSRJLT9
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxc2SH8KQyx
「停止呼吸！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSu4zUfS1N
「扮同類啦！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6J3yWhIay
「仲講，走啦！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyM01NJDyhq
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eOnHRvzyf
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvxyWuHi98
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJq9mIyxGN
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkoHXWyKNT
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSj0Y1hqAB
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGfdXknudc
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqTksn43k0
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3X71ZYdtKJ
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrRcjDZe6v
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrJ2sKAr0h
(呯嘭~！)877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKySeAvZfu
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQmLYa0I6k
我頂！877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjARQDE5Lxx
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrt1H9Or2A
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiOdqZsosQ
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNk0sIWvhq
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVKSzT8SNn
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOZqJ2zyCb
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdcmAlor17
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiYn1Z6XnB
「鳳凰擺架！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBeuHCyyyX
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zAv5xd7mH
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnPu7Kp030
「大波翻雲破！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UY5TDWFkv
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7bgDyAasn
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8qJupQB75
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYmCFVvBLW
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6R4QiMunYZ
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSruiRhJH9y
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqS7k3D0cSr
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvgeeZ8wIY
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQa9aqYoi24
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVK0HhdtvQo
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgu5ZH9pjyc
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1emHaYl7fT
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2lXDu79fw
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmYOrp9kVn
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55lwItzWl5
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7SKTebMpS
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvIIlFJ9pg
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQ236ICV3l
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QupJAyDn1
「判官？」我問。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnzpQRZJlt
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqW2knMz3CP
(待續)877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2nkwBNc8L
下集預告︰877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYt60CvbHbm
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBp6LFt6Kh
