第053集 ~ 明︰阿公黐線鹹濕，連衫褲都剝埋！877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91xQpOId0r
「光管陳」踏地請「鍾馗」，睇嚟佢同呢隻「骷髏武士」又一翻龍爭虎鬥喇！877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeh4Mu95ACJ
不過作為人哋個孫，我梗係要睇咗自己阿公先啦，「鍾馗」就由阿輝佢講啦。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXsXfXtT1Z
眼見「夜叉」佢已經唔係石像，而家飄起空中，喺正我哋前面，整個身體變得活生生咁，一頭長毛白髮，成隻怪物咁…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUWIB7CfdP
笑容又鬼死咁乞人憎，仲要居高臨下咁款，如果我夠料，又如果我到手，我肯定打到佢變粉餅。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpniAU0Tr83
阿公見到呢隻嘢，變得非常認真，我就咁睇埋去，真係高下立見，阿公當然係「下」啦，我都唔知佢點同人打？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJq8VP6wmTO
(嘭，嘭，嘭~！)877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFH38GpF1O
「鍾馗」嗰邊似乎已經開拖，仲打到鬼死咁嘈，為咗保護大家我都造好咗「六字護身咒」。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLT36JDvUu
「頂你咩，仲係六字，「大袋」都識做九字喇！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpO5x7YtP9
「你識條腸咩！九脈齊發唔好聽丫嘛！打你嘅鬼啦！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiK6ecpCoA
「我真係交叉你個噢丫！我哋就打鬼，你就睇表演！？」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXf0F0BeQH
佢哋真係一D都唔識體諒人，其實我不知幾緊張大家，但係我更緊張我阿公丫嘛！877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OW3auYMDb
自己之前已經對佢唔住，而家明知佢唔夠隻「夜叉」打，但係自己又幫唔到手，嗰種心情，又有邊個可以明白丫？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMQhSFDKTy
「夜叉」突然做出相撲手對陣嘅手勢，之後佢D白髮就直衝埋阿公度，我眼見阿公反應都嚟唔切就俾佢D白髮纏住咗，而家郁都郁唔到…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Q04cCs7WT
幸好，「光管陳」雖然疲於奔命，但仍能及時相救，使出一招「回旋式！」，銀劍旋轉飛來割斷白髮，幫阿公解困…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1Yo6dLfAT
但係就因為咁，「鍾馗」形勢由順變逆，「骷髏武士」借「鍾馗」空檔，連環幾刀將「鍾馗」打得連連避退，形勢十分驚險。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkDVDB0y6j
「汪~！汪~！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvk8KOATqW
兩聲吠聲震壓全場鬼怪，就連「夜叉」一時間都俾佢壓制住。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bfWEFNAej
一隻龐大嘅白獅而家威風凜凜咁，佢似乎係嚟保護我哋嘅，但係…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDreScenRb
點解獅子會有狗吠聲嘅呢請問？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4c9IZZ71w1
全場冇人答我，我亦唔好意思再問，只見被白獅打飛嘅石像鬼都一一打到「夜叉」身上，似乎無意中協助咗阿公。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUa3zjDCBtb
阿公終於定過神嚟，襯住「夜叉」被震壓住嘅呢一吓，佢立刻就使出一招「大波翻雲破」…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqCMWc3xBv
阿公似乎帶住必死嘅決心去使出一連串必殺技，佢乘住「翻雲大波」衝向 「夜叉」…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wsPwBcU4t
嚟一招「翻雲旋風腿」，再一招「覆雨連環拳」打向「夜叉」，「夜叉」連中數百拳，我承認個「百」字係有D誇張…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDjmgAzI4v
但係，「夜叉」竟然…絲毫無損！？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5E1DPa8zR
雖然係咁，但係每當「夜叉」身中一拳，佢都會呻吟一聲，阿公亦似乎看到其中端倪，睇到佢嘅破綻…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwcLyGoRY7
同時，阿公亦展露出我前所未見嘅淫笑，冇錯，就係好淫咁笑。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8noNSDS8a
「原來你係「母夜叉」！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYuglE5yYq
呢聲一出，就如曙光初現，睇嚟阿公好有信心打敗到佢！但係，唔好意思，我又有問題…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5R3gSjTuV
「母夜叉」雖然係女啫，但係佢咁醜樣，點解阿公可以淫笑得出呢？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvY948hSttS
係咪人老咗就唔理好醜，但求就手呢？我唔想我老咗變成咁啊！877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDvat7BOUd
阿公之後順理成章，連環幾個「大波龍爪手」爪向「母夜叉」胸前，只見「母夜叉」尷尬非常…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsT9gS6DOsf
就連使勁嘅力都發唔到出嚟，只能一直後退回避，屈服於阿公嘅淫威之下。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvbBNHRC9R
後面「單」一聲，唔知斷咗D乜，但係就…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEp1OyjIUr
「插~！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqj5o1vDJbd
似係有D嘢從「鍾馗」嗰邊打橫飛嚟插入「母夜叉」後欄，佢痛起嚟，向前一震，同時中埋阿公嘅「大波龍爪手」…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOc25G8JOqO
「丫丫~」兩聲，銷魂入骨，聽到我都…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWs0wAGPs5
衰嘢都係唔講，後面再嚟地震咁款，我眼角見到一把金劍從地下浮出嚟…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcufjjEdriC
阿輝亦傻Q咗，無端端大嗌「大地鼓動！出嚟啦，大地神劍！」，咪住先？佢幾時識得召喚神劍嫁？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sExkpP1PX
呢邊阿公依然死心不息，對人步步進逼，睇到我都想出手幫「母夜叉」解圍！877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡil9KnvgCjk
嗰邊「鍾馗」大嗌「擎天式」，之後把金劍由下至上噴出嚟，直插入「骷髏武士」下陰…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlKbWn13Rl
我睇到咁，都忍唔住噤住自己下面，呢吓真係我都覺得痛！877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNY2jxvSiuc
點解D老人家總係咁重口味嫁？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlZlEr44j3
「骷髏武士」變成白灰，飛散於空中，睇嚟「鍾馗」已經贏咗「骷髏武士」…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEIx2pOUCj
但係，隨之而來嘅係一陣無名嘅恐懼感，空間霎時停頓，全場人都莫名奇妙咁動彈不得…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rTJbDgH6Y
只有阿公，一條淫到上腦嘅老人家，依然對「母夜叉」窮追不捨，呢D係咪就係所謂嘅向青春奔跑吧呢？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4AvGQSi88
我而家都好想小倩喺我身邊…陪吓我啫，唔好諗衰嘢！877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXtz7R8YwA
突然…「時~」一聲，呢聲之後，就係「哇呀」兩聲…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsuvna6wY1
呢個慘叫，聲音震天，深深打入我耳裡面，再震到有心有肺，可以聽得出嗰種痛，非同小可…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrhUS794S7
遠處似係「光管陳」嘅聲講咗一句︰—877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQ3laDstCb
「日本鬼王？酒吞童子！？」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusUnBGkDme
「鬼王」二字一出，無限嘅絕望感隨之而來，唔通大家嘅人生就係咁玩完？突然…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSGOMlpqtX
「呀~丫~吔媽嗲~呀！丫~！」呢幾嗲聲一出，全場恐懼感全消，隨之而來嘅係一身騷軟…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxRGu2RYcI
我轉頭一望，見到一個麻甩仔，唔通佢就係「酒吞童子」？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbISTH9xAq
奇怪嘅係…佢同我哋一樣，全身顯得無力，之後佢就猶如熄咗部舊式電視一樣，「蕉~」一聲，就得返一點光，再之後就唔見咗人…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxYTt7oXT4
「青頭仔」三個字不禁喺我腦中彈出嚟，「童子」二字亦的確非常貼切，不過唔理呢D喇，大家平安就好喇。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkS24IGCCEI
我望返去阿公嗰邊，「母夜叉」原來已經俾佢雙手熊抱住，阿公佢仲剝晒衫褲添，攪乜啊？咁三級！仲要打出個咕咕，打返格仔先。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH7CYaNSZB
之後佢大叫「辣手摧花」！阿公！可唔可以改返D正正常常嘅招式名啊！？877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbce3bsN7x
「母夜叉」喺阿公心口度爆開咗，天上污雲隨即散去，四處亦變回原狀…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlk9epZS2LB
參拜嘅人都變返正常，就好似從來冇發生過之前嘅事一樣，就連我哋其他同學都只係覺得發咗場夢咁。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPJWqBmsGC
「祥仔(即係「大袋」)，過嚟俾我睇吓你條頸。」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqLYeT7550
「奇怪喇？點解冇傷口嘅？」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0A6Kkd8q9J
「不過暫時都係算啦，大家冇事就好。」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ldhozcLGb
「你哋四個放心啦，其他同學佢哋唔似你哋咁有跟我學過吓法，你哋睇到一秒廿四格嘅片，對佢哋嚟講只係睇到一格，所以感覺唔真實到連夢都不如，佢哋唔會覺得係乜嘅。」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo38rVan3rc
「光管陳」對住我哋四個一連講咗幾句說話，我諗深一層，又覺得佢講得啱噃，D同學同行屍嘅行動，又真係好似跳片咁，但係…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nxNAtjrMo
「黃仔」佢…佢諗聖經嗰時，段經文無斷過嫁喎，我另過去望一望佢側面，唔知點解…突然覺得好心寒…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uW5eCFSIk
不過算啦，佢應該只係條傻佬嚟嫁啫，應該係我諗多咗。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXzA0Ocl6t
阿輝突然諗起話阿欣班機就到，佢話想去接機，但係我哋係一團人，老師點會俾佢咁做丫…877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMweWvO1cEb
所以，佢同「光管陳」講咗，「光管陳」話幫佢接阿欣喎，不過前提係要大家快D離開呢度。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrWXix9yhj
「阿公，你做乜剝晒衫褲啊？好肉酸啊！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFcaCufcVm
「唔係丫！阿明阿公好健碩，身型好FIT啊！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQKJaIKXIU
「仲超醒添，好在有阿公你咋！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKO2udI5h1
「係啊，頭先嚇死我啊。「光管陳」快D幫我接到阿欣就好喇。」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWTGMRY4Kz
「你估我想嫁咩？你哋睇唔到咋！條八婆狼過我啊！兩三吓爪就整爛晒我D衫褲喇！」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmWZ2lCpII
「你估我信唔信你丫嗱？」877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhtw7dtVQ6
班死仔喺度噤住嘴笑。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7Rmg2tMmg
我哋就係咁，你一言我一語咁就離開咗呢度，先返酒店，再安排食晚飯。希望「光管陳」可以快D接到阿欣佢啦。877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtFFYGlffH
(待續)877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsWFw9Ghzz
下集預告︰877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjubTpIxtfZ
媽呢媽呢空，幫呢個女仔睇吓佢哋未來！877Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2INa0Q2Vk
