第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWUpR6E3Lt
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRA4NBVmtPq
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJZR6CZgUO
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2oAVjwwR4
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahUvTaab8C
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PKD8qRuIb
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbx3ZCxkCJ
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4i6h1oJN9
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSWhE6PjW3
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAOGi5EcoA
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WmZox4mke
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoYWJEjfYs
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuvTq5wbbd
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSVz0Jm84x
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9C2xmp9wBn
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0aqyQN6Ax
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOV2rOSzk8
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOggHKRjpGi
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgdbPMNynl
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu11uJr2X9E
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2ALX7BYiG
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLej6pVzAj
………793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6y4vEOnCnH
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmRDB9KVaA
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7q8Y4i7HRF
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVUVOD354k
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SFjKsfFRO
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgAVRdsWGp
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgujtE4Wuh8
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwztTDZy4qg
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「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE43cnae7nI
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKLE2Tn0L5
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQPI551nbP
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iu7EjK9o9
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qlIsta81M
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBmcRaJ5DD
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgHGM7S8M3
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFo2rhJMee1
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV69nmzfub2
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnQNKY72bc
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IDpq4dgbi
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34irceoVvS
……793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTguDZmAm7
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBptLaDTgMc
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZusK70Nvf
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7OuKpIHbg
………793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLp1jjq0kMu
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwZkyiMJuO
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzD3fVoIjPj
…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBpzcBUBmB
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuRlfWN69y
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXT4wyiP30
妖魔鬼怪啊！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2VxKDvxBh
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiNc6cTMrf
感覺的確好奇異。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9vNm8n2ju
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5mA6ICme4
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTD8I3YyG3
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlMahULuLO
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfv7ur2Fww
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxH9Hpl4t2k
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxQirR3oVL
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBjX87iw4p
(啪~！)793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSS2XET8NtZ
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoIRGaSfdH
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9OMfNMwuR
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvtlF2xZNY
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMOkT3ebcA
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOn34RTWPF
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8063f9Yr8C
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1PnQcYbyt
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsDEDDP1FI
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZMNcXl2FQ
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBek4xKfoJ
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYle9ipLs9I
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIU0lirsVBa
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJXgQjyOUa
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48tPUd5cCz
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUOjXkhjQx
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02rwkFrcQL
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiLRFxnXrZ
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19sfMNOblU
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ne6TdI6A2
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5xg016qoy
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5fpRM6uAL
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdGYq1v8eo
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFv3vHd494b
我哋就得返兩個。793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uJm5Oeb6N
「結好網喇！」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkjEiSQ5CZ
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRPU7ZXhhQ
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxexNfbMos4
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnON4wvy7vN
(待續)793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9ttdGnRnQ
下集預告︰793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXg2RbmXlP
巨型白獅！？793Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJT8kEBhDA
