第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyFwV4lO55
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z7bZAmVUA
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZgxHY69vw
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpqNSJVv1b
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1q6uQu73f
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWy9vlhJ6L3
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5FSVHzLut
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhM7ZJlEqIT
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoV9qY6Mmyj
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58td94JAC5
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvQdbW8YtX
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyY6zrYQn7
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzgkPmGg6a
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSl5By9udv
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuf2RCBRvV
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRLZciQALy
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMD4klCEh5Y
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37ewEB2tnL
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFuxaM01R3
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8RLqiuAuA
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtwYyi96QI
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTefqaiI5th
………838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniR752mjok
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZFbXDikJO
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBusEGOZTk7
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHeqn2EVkY
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseEPopLpIU
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieJ8NMfyVT
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMpvfLSSg2
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyV5mcElNn
…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMFVk88jh1
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mpUnB3Znl
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUqRHzunWQ
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVZxpAkAr7
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvy5KqNT4ao
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTNcM3332d
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3yDB8TtsN
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVGsgCqUAP
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG518kPKzU2
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMu6eK7qvrd
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxsUAY2Xgv
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0XmVSCAl8
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWoDy3QxbT
……838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8SRxf24lr
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QnzimvuvB
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FzO8JZXHH
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQs5ZGtyvKT
………838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6W324e8m1
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkBECWY5xm
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEbMwJUL8F
…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGwTzuJWEB
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHgqtpQt5T
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHPTxluJtB
妖魔鬼怪啊！838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQ5zI4zOQi
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftxH0Cyv80
感覺的確好奇異。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqAgS7bHTS
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbRkIE6t94
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4q3LvIeHY
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVAEUPCpEu
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSocrSdYXW
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzF0EE2bkzr
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvZC74M6tO
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZASLmUt69
(啪~！)838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXzVPz7S4g
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVHsbgwUHD
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8fdlkhhIm
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3moy0errY
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqM2cAmG74M
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMCzqnCvEX
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeDabIyFJ2
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIu5KXsmfa
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTtf5TC0Ev
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TW6iD3SzM
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvp3spopxla
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7M8jOla2DX
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNueTPtAw5
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYYfTN9cQ4
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHQjn3Vkov
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfeZDjYSj1
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcKpm3trmK
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8Kx6mhr8l
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFaMRybBxv
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5WsPXskJs
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRTWIEsqN2
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOoFjHXW9D
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsr8d8weRcA
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6CwzoK9QA
我哋就得返兩個。838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrflT6Eawx
「結好網喇！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2lIldLP8V
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSG0ekzQ2S
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRK82bq6H4
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu62ZylXYVF
(待續)838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJt4LubzMz
下集預告︰838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIgJxQSMmc
巨型白獅！？838Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2oLrChvx9
