第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryHNMnevt2
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2iINAkh9G
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRF814xu88
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhru5afiDFO
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdsAlHDLxi
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHDS8HDmSi
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzMcu7IDV9
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkc9GMtnQMG
但係原來…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYLW9IOKKN
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqxoeTEj08
不過…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAI6OK5uLL
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVLbPlYejg
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wfD6UkMMS
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OtZl6vvxI
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeWbTah7kO
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqps6Ikffs
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSGI7jfitz
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBMky5yin5
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePk3sPmxjY
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIxW5Lhoqp
「毒河水炮！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQih5KkMI0
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfhtzFRNAx
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxHNyvoGd6
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mKsVt1odR
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsUBoWrP7a
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYX2TrQ0S7
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EXLIcudGO
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlj7tF8MTf9
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2UNo3c2dA
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOVT5EHHbt
「衰仔，重色輕我。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIedR4gMMV
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqO0m9E0fom
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlX6cNykAm9
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6zC9BTWDs
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvX6oZ3q4OC
總算頂得住…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHcHEnhJS9
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOaRnPmSFC
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqnpVvQcHl
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaubmygALm
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNMMGmqs0Q
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCxp2ySGFv
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfZoOPXRX2
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpovZvdrgyl
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIK97bdaLJ
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJE7QVQ5WH8
「冥河鬼爪~！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvIWsgUjzB
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTzdcfVxvT
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamtsQyJ9Bi
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmcWMMOE4b
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtYUjRNz0q
之後佢雙手合拾…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJiMop5mZy
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WmmWpXmeS
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoCRCAFqfC
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKJJ5IuQs7
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4geRrqVE5P
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMkZXdZTrK
…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2uhRv80OL
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPvQnjWNw4
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4pg9l8uxH
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Bxi3PLdo7
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFVAr12sc6
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBf1KpPzfV2
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslgy3Em8vg
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGb5wFnxKuE
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYUYL0Ll1p
攪到呢招成個食物咁。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvb1KEGxWs
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLE8Chgdp5
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPVSgxGLAw
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxG7LgPwce
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgh2QDGv5JF
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGifofbThwq
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXJHfVua0B
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApMy0wNKue
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsu68iSKLV
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nX1pBp1lo
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnl8ONjazO
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtE2gfFMWxs
「好！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxvm4QToCw
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1eVxvrGzs
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdG8vhlN9cZ
我想回應佢，但係突然…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupNmpJLBK2
「哇~丫~！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBBb84G2mE
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOA7bGfGNwQ
吞咗「春麗」！？691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJ36uHXFtB
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1m2o9UnBu
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvBcuaQfUl
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoURW0qSS46
…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzko5vTLAtw
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoBdJ1QXRJ
「哇~丫~！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wAnMPpSEZ
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiHzdPQAXX
嚇到跌咗入井…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Vk1rA4aB6
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdPJdIOSWK
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYIyGWGZhU
(噗~！)691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnweMPVT2H
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciDu82iSX6
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxSjryfk45
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6TPU0o22w
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGURvkOX1b
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiirWol76if
過咗一陣…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLiwmfSkLY
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18xk48vcjA
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyh4Ko658oM
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJXitS3Rwx
我真係俾佢激到想死！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJCCNqz0PH
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxtVzW9054
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFu5zFc5bl
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjp33TXPvk
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifJqEgibhR
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRRUHLSzBQ
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEksOqvd0oa
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjy11sGUgX
我連繩頭都見唔到。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXF3j234ma
「駁！長！D！啦！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddyMoffSWE
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg98tZMSuzn
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdedAR3Jy9W
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaS2dRoUZvv
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmLloPqY9m
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBX0s8NKaaC
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkNFARYAH8
「你踩完未啊？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKcVW4X0fo
我…踩完未？唔通…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEroGSowPfn
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZP2wRnNILx
(待續)691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwpu2KEZIR
下集預告︰691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqmZLcvyUu
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFurQNBq9vy
註解︰691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoss7kFD6h7
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPz0JUfo6q0
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIfnfyP297
