第086集 ~ 明︰佢係邊個啊？佢係…井底之龜！？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc12sbARWMt
你哋就好啦，咁人齊咁開心，我都想小倩而家喺我身邊…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGpSVMy8jx
呸呸呸，我喺佢身邊好D，唔係咪一齊喺井底等死。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6thiNYdVX
「井底啤」你好喇吓，無端端喺水裡面隊對眼出嚟啤住我…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85SSKAXyR8
「我嚇大嫁！夠膽你就出嚟！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2BBlLRYtj
(濮~~~~~~~~~！)814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqQCoOsKJv
井水一直向下流，「井底啤」個頭露咗出嚟之後，條頸一直伸長…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0hbjy5xio
我睇到擘大個口得個窿，心諗，使唔使咁長啊？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwlmuHMOqd
「尼，斯，湖，水，怪，啊！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnQVwC4Yq7
佢啤住我一陣…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXiWXDmMYk
我唔啤返佢又驚俾佢一啖食咗都冇反應，但係又唔敢直視佢咁…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUM5Uj1dRqK
「人類！？」佢開口講嘢。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZQC5oXymq
我唔應佢又唔係咁，應佢又好似挑佢機咁，還死掂死，答佢啦！814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnD1J5u9sR
「係啊！吹咩！？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvTphZilB7
「哇，好似好耐冇見過人類喇！仲要咁串嘴！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87cl5idgP7
佢嘅笑容就好似好耐冇食過人類咁，我唯有試吓我唯一識嘅嘢啦…唉…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcg6Gymiwh
「隱身咒。」佢咁大隻，「九字護身咒」都冇用啦。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjBW3rQq5P
「哈哈哈哈哈，而家D人類咁攪笑嘅，唔係以為咁樣篤一篤就可以隱身呀！？笑死我喇！哈哈哈哈哈！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1jk2ZWTN5
唔通…佢唔係妖怪！？但係…佢擺明就係妖怪！佢咁笑我，攪到我火火地添…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdppip8GpH
「有乜好笑啫，信唔信我打爆你個龜頭丫嗱！？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlB5Sx6I3UI
「你果然唔係普通人，連我係龜你都知，冇錯，我就係「井底之龜」！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡng1BlKDap3
「咩話！？「井底之龜」！？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTtQooXTId
佢及咗吓頭，我咪再講囉…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpeBWqaVNl
「唔好話我聽你同「井底之蛙」有關繫啊？仲有，乜龜有咁長條頸嫁咩？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwYUrFpvNv
「我叫「十里洋腸」，外國進口日本，當興奮嘅時候，條頸就會變長變硬。至於名震井底嘅「井底之蛙」，你果然唔係等閒之輩，好話喇，「井底之蛙」就係我師父。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQLc913F9a
我真係完全唔明白點解佢仲可以講到自己咁威咁，但係佢冇食我…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09vDURopUS
似乎我仲有生存空間，唯有敷衍吓佢…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2N2dXt2X7x
「冇錯！我就係你師父「井底之蛙」嘅朋友，住喺井上面嘅「井上雄彥」！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FefnZ5gUJ
「原來你就係「井上雄彥」先生？我仰慕咗你好耐喇！你套「男兒當入樽」我真係返睇再返睇，請問幾時有結局呢？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4tGt6uPd1
咦，係時候打蛇隨棍上喇噃！814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhO2VoGMUD
「我其實已經寫緊，但係奈何我而家喺呢度，又點寫呢？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRqpBRZ5hX
「你講俾我聽咪得囉！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPdlO2uAvD
「你係咪睇漫畫嫁？咁嘅嘢你都講得出嘅？你簡直侮辱咗漫畫，快D帶我離開呢度！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0hRkAgtP3
「離開呢度！？井上先生，唔好意思，我自己都做唔到啊！不過…」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEBCJmj0PS
「不過咩啊？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZiUPRuVcB
「我有紙筆墨硯，不如你喺度畫丫！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllEbMP1oTw
我第一時間有D無奈，再而有D火滾，再而…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5oYd9G3B5
咦，有紙筆墨硯！？雖然離開唔到井底，但係…唔通佢可以帶我去另一個空間？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIQ4nLTAg8
「咁就快D攞出嚟啦！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyg6MGmnanA
「喺我個胃度！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSZrbox6J8
「我真係…」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GkmN7FXXI
好想小佢媽媽個那星，不過都係算啦，怪物個媽媽都唔係好嘢…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbGqDu7fAC
「我淨係想離開呢度，慢慢畫我嘅漫畫咋…」我真係當咗自己係「井上雄彥」添。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUeEwCAppD
「離開到呢度嘅…淨係得我師父「井底之蛙」咋，不過…丫！佢有將佢畢身絕學寫咗喺井底。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kgCeRZHfO
「井底！？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgsGIXxO6g
「你跟我去丫！跳入我個口度丫！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxlxLugZZh
點解咁似「警訊」D騙案嘅！？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseYmoMIAeO
不過講真，如果佢係要食我，我一早都俾佢食咗啦，姑且信佢啦！814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZTWgba06P
所以我就先同小倩同阿公佢哋講聲…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZkAIeBmdN
「小倩，阿公，我跟隻…朋友去搵方法離開呢度，唔知幾耐先返，你哋要等我呀！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNl98GDqv7A
「咩話？聽唔清楚你講咩啊！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2MA1c7yei
「你去死啦！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2nsEoTuZX
「我咪死咗囉！我問你頭先講咩啊？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7vcKy3zwF
我完全唔想再理「阿公」佢，所以即刻就揚手…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ndt1b4Fk5
叫「十里洋腸」個頭落嚟，等我走入去佢個口度先…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHKPxVxHUe
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入到去…又唔係好恐佈噃，但係…我見到佢身體裡面D嘢，真係…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgBnFRugQf
想喊出嚟，唔係講笑嫁，係因為佢身體裡面好多損傷…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9NsItvt1a
都係由呢度雜物做成，而且…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9cxVonyq9
明顯呢D雜物都係井上面嘅人揼落嚟，可想而知…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11SqG8MeoT
佢就係靠食呢D垃圾為生，所以…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAmsnTtSTH
「我…「井上雄彥」向天發誓，如果我可以離開到呢個井，我一定會報答「十里洋腸」！最少，帶佢食返餐好嘅！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ft1bt1WdM
(洪~~~~~~~~~！)814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlf1DwKhk9u
「乜事啊？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZalNJFiqek
「死喇！井上先生，你講嘢太感動喇，我唔小心吞咗啖水啊！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRnaJuqlm3
「吓！哇丫！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8TPOw2jhV
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我一擘大返眼就喺…呢度邊度嚟嫁？似乎過咗一段時間，而我旁邊…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4dZY1RH1R
「十里洋腸！？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiCWUUbbIY
「係啊！井上先生！你醒返就好喇！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXoH72Yngv
「點解…你咁細隻嘅？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVhbe8el5G
「多謝你啊！頭先你感動咗我，我一喊，整到我塞咗幾十年嘅便便都屙晒出嚟啊，而家身材都靚返晒喇！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvelmTx42wF
佢咁講，我淨係諗到…佢連我都屙埋出嚟，我真係…想收返之前所發嘅誓。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWrNRf4FlD
佢而家係一隻同我身型差唔多大嘅烏龜，咦，好似形容得有D蠢添。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMciYBbYGZ
至於呢度…井水喺上面浮吓浮吓咁，竟然冇跌落嚟…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxhIEltl7Z
呢度空間唔算太大，但係夠晒開PARTY…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWGYIfizWy
上面嘅井水清澈發亮，呢度真係靚得有D過份…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFryR4qKHO
我心諗，呢度邊個整出嚟嫁呢？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFwNpSNf5U
仲有，「井底之蛙」其實會唔會都係人呢？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3yy8oZ4qL
「離開井底嘅方法就喺呢度！」「洋腸」突然咁講。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWr9pqTmVhZ
「呢度！？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuk7Lve1Hkb
我衝去「洋腸」旁邊一睇…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkdSg86SZa
「洋腸，你又玩我喇！日文嚟嘅？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGKfzKLhkE
「井上先生唔係日本人咩？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbmuxXKKKb
我差D就穿煲…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdctqIOBoWk
「其實…我係唔識字嫁，唔係使乜畫公仔丫，不如，你解釋我聽丫！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCZMeP7Qz6
「井上先生，我同你實在太夾喇，我就係因為唔識字，所以咁多年嚟都學唔識，離開唔到呢度…」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPSXAn35jZ
呢一刻，我嘅夢想又幻滅喇，究竟…我可以點樣先離開到呢？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3KOGHgkzn
定係…我要喺度死呢？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHpw0u7XnS
「其實…呢度有D圖畫嘅，但係我參唔透。」「洋腸」行咗去另一邊再講。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuG86ismUeP
我再行上前一睇…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAPS0uJqfx
我終於確定「井底之蛙」真係青蛙，邊有人仲咁得閒玩呢樣嘢丫！？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6att7g0KJ
「呢D係…青蛙青蛙跳！？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49dmax6MjK
十幾個圖案都係兩隻手對戰咁，趴喺度舉起一隻手指…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsuV9OwfpP
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之後，我喺度搵勻晒都冇再搵到其他嘢，而「洋腸」佢又一直喺度話「井底之蛙」就係用呢D嘢，之後跳跳跳跳跳咁就跳咗出井。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMjOIJ2jjP
「係呢，洋腸，你話佢係你師父，點解佢唔帶你走啊？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNODuBL6ynL
「其實…其實…其實我都唔知點解，我真係好仰慕佢，佢又真係好厲害嫁，但係…我用我之前嘅身體，將佢送到最高點，佢再用呢幾招跳上去，之後…我就再冇見過佢喇，我有懷疑過…佢究竟係咪呃我，但係…」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qX6A253Pu
喺呢一刻，我覺得佢好似之前嘅我，所以我拍一拍佢個龜頭…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Irb395MoU
「你要信佢啊！你同佢一齊經歷過嘅所有嘢唔會係假，只要你信，力量就會嚟嫁喇。你亦都要相信，我哋係可以離開呢度嘅，知道嗎？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxVMWKnf7g
「知道！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpOA1dmKwl
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我哋暫時冇再諗到其他辦法，所以就試吓跟住D圖案做…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYnQW6t9g5
我兩隻手，兩隻腳，甚至全身，再同「洋腸」佢一齊對住做…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWJZReDtpH
做做吓，我仲試吓同佢玩吓「青蛙青蛙跳」…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AfuLDsLg5
好奇怪，以前淨係會用手玩，或者最多都係用身體玩，但係原來全身一齊玩…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgI9gbcenE
即係例如同時舉起右手﹑無名指同第四隻腳趾…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrWfUzXOUF
成個身體會變得好熱咁，我同「洋腸」就係咁，一直一齊玩…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCeN2nxgYw
玩到攰，坐咗喺地度傻笑…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSw1sG4SPo
「哈哈哈哈哈！」總算係苦中作樂丫。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotS9dcx2No
之後，我雙手噤地起身，突然…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi97oGWoCOL
(啪~！)(噗~！)「哎吔！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWMlDDkhZY
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我一推個地下，就成個人飛起咗，仲撞咗上頂，跌返落地…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPq9w5B2Xd
攪到我幾鬼死痛啊！但係…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEQhvekjSg
咦，點解…我個人咁輕嘅？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyYjJo02Ap
我望望自己雙手，再望望自己雙腳，再試吓一吓跳起…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhwuJWOMlu
(啪~！)(噗~！)「哎吔！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58UY12WBXd
咦，得噃！我好似成個輕到識飛咁。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoyijTp7ZH
「喂，洋腸你起身都試吓丫！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWXl1b5CKY
「試吓好似你咁，躂到攤攤腰呀？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7fBcp5ZCQ
「唔係啊，試吓係咪成個人輕晒？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYs8fAarAxY
之後，我同佢都証明咗呢招係得嫁，似乎呢招可以幫我哋離開呢度啊！814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSOSpmhJqH
(待續)814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1MxSAbV9I
下集預告︰814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBIbVoBURn
「天，馬，行，空！」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwF17Q8wxK
