第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTIQ8oHVvS
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnFuL5Fh8z
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjt3G4Wkahw
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83hiBVQ2qg
(又話追？！)748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdS8VTUQaOK
「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTA0SVxs0v
(咁你快D啦！)748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqDIWYGDhB
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtdLHiYWwf
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdryKezq4OS
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfNBHvvPem
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88wJtif88Z
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8sQqkDxYW
如果係，我肯定…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiSVjh7k5Y
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBM7lHjAKU
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURqJUx7bR2
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbKW0J5Vtc
咦，後面有堆字噃！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VLQMqXZTW
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHD9Ywjdp9I
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedWlggHyzH
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CCo7GA6wp
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ILztlBA8w
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEH2jKVyuVN
唉，阿公真係…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0g8E8H5pu6
咁我即係唔使學啦！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UtPGkIl8B
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUS7kjogms
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdTZaRktuP
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdkYgrD1mh
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwa6x6Ricqi
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKJp0bIDNc
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtIH6SiYDn
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKjV6vcmr3
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUtKYu6opE
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlSKWZmUJ3
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHT19aFp9sz
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOZFpVyEqf
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbilvJQXIDX
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXVOmb2ewb
………748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPc3yJdvUS
返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWOpwYL6ka
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsVchF1xna
………748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgclSvU4Lm7
入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOa50w33yw1
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCUzVjCovk
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKh2fAqIit
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwhuRyxYbE
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPE7GGk01w1
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAGCeoY4fZ
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlxnINeRRO
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJRXG8ZA3o
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuLPv8HiSl
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2rqLGYP9U
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OCy5zW5zG
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7oMahGlLd
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWMgSSEasE
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOg8v1sGHz
「校長佢點啊？」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAzeh5dIug
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSy5A0GzhA0
「咁就好喇！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUcOMZeo1Y
(…)748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvMvR8FbgP
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmh1PPoHCdr
之後，我行返前去最前面…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfkVmts34Z
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1kQv8gPFN
「咁贏咗呢？」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhWC21dDgC
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBJlUbQiVT
佢真係乞人憎到呢…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJI2Z4S0LN
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIDUYjbakK
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtVfSr7S72
「九字護身法，收！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShtAuTVciO
「天馬行空！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdMIUzWL9E
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA08DYu209j
「救命啊！救命啊！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡof6dZMYSxg
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxilNu9PDz
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0Uy8VHjtO
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjYqczzZz6
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvjIS3H9xY
好在，佢都識做…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHXOktuGA7
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipOmcshQxl
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8Yr3utv8m
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbe44VtnbV
好啊！好啊！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNu5yqPCKgK
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwkroQAgGx
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7keNxBMuLz
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwgVqIpa8Z
………748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhUB8DPHKX
(咇~~~！)748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2X28ziFjPA
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYm4m2wWGYy
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREkgv2ErjJ
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKTSGDuENf
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ShE7wurf3
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJL4CzMgpyO
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfycfBkIZP
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeu5EtpIxQ
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRos7h71bd
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAunwyhop6X
………748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefagVhyQER
突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCupQsVs5gD
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALTcYk6mxe
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKdfTQ31Ld
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡramcUg7tAp
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwX5G3DORMk
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Vaxyn07fT
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFfYn2A4eA
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKH8uL6rjq
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmNjjApRrw
「傻佬明，波啊！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNz7OpMjZB
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQJKTPWfGv
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6i53fDyRY
「七旋斬！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCe74LXRSYM
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEw6xvlyfwk
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfpZKSGNtO
「阿狗！接波！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuM4UX6GFRa
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqnuOcm1DN
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhMB9XkIZC
「百米九秒九！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CQer692Sd
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJB3HJTb1wm
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNb99xZBrOR
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZAc7Zr9Z5
(咇~~~！)748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHrpEw7zmy
YEAH，入咗喇！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeLfjXezXt
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkG8Z2qT4MS
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjeQcsSLqA
「越位。」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb38kwqvVQ
「越位？！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBZ1mCqbdG
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJ97cBftoC
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jW6KIVxzD
場面一片混亂…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURFGviZ8MA
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQKkh1KSaE
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPxOnJ0kEU
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGpq6ge17c
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzDkMqtjFj
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbr4K403nB
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWnRzWMMMQ
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFoQxdIEu3
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KLhFxHDlr
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcrMW9iHxA
(嘭~！)748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QesEkkYZz
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvfwiJrZxH
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVqc6qkZE9
個波仲…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoc2WYMB2R
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzU67HkPMah
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