第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6pGEwSo91
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4ADYbsxXq
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5joCBybfl
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WWTATkyL7
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIySb793h0C
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENohy7P9oL
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2n2TuHqvPX
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgTSiGP0Oa
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6ZNIvZ0w1
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4A4Xq2Svh
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacKnHVvl9V
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKrLklBXi6
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vLaQgJ6hx
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmEn8X5MHg
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzhxkyrxPY
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWosgJ7vuJ
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvU7uS15g4
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy4DxgNCgi
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAlnwJa4Z2
至於佢自己本人就…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsC5vOBhHAN
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkS02xWqBj
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5iYOPb0ZP
好似蓄勢待發咁…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOQu4zMPen
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTz3mGA2vCE
「好！」光管陳回應。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡls6bqHAKcT
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1csAGq4td
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreUwrPwJa3
「慳D啦你！」我講。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqn6AuGS6Z
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPPbLw6uCy
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWv22JefeyG
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVOwjDyWFa
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbhdHjSBOr
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkZApDeTD5
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Fa9OjotNz
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwTsMuInBA
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF69XNrwMK
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrFcqc3EUY
(攀 ~！)650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasIZ7Hsr4Z
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCrI1ER1N0
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73fvRK6wUc
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvG72AWBAHl
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwytdl6UniR
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkF2IJl9Dsw
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGwHAtbmMa
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGaaLW1f9f
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnBQgzG9iZ
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZtt2JHVXw
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9plQPwBK2M
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4968cJnsCR
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6imsGqITz
「九曲追魂劍！」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9SRdb1BmX
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIalW8a4TKZ
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7S4VBnqrSe
「我閃！」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJhf11hCmK
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeXZ2Dk0xv
「我避！」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPK4Lrwd0Jy
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFOxPrtGgP
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46t3vhnIXl
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvqd1ot7MO
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7CMhxffCg
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2L4TFqbjI
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKPEzaKIh0
「我再閃！」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsWk0bqbeq
「我再避！」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXXZW0DAzq
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAa2mK1FZK
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyR7OVGj2WZ
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonxYSfSIgM
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgSBajIQUB
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwbeXblNTj
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACDACgalHp
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdSDKMW7zG
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HzDR7Bhib
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1Ibk1w0C5
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyutAvb8MY
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0X0tPs5I5K
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdmFRvpk3a
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5VgDv2qWF
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WubTUXisq
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqigSgiNRML
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNxUWWNGEw
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YlxQw2Csl
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysgpiOtWoJ
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjktrohvsPQ
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YKmKfOpsm
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DQXusoj01
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosEsTT5RPX
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uV8uzMTHb
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVsIzqecMa
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtR5yBVWSb
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7qBTxNFQl
(待續)650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kuQGeUpSO
下集預告︰650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9EPkgsStP
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiFtwMq9Q5
註解︰650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9qUwTCfQA
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11Sj9FnEdH
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEPNXz1P07
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdomEdukcK
