第109集 ~ 輝︰我多咗招勁招,鳳凰火炎又出現埋添!777Please respect copyright.PENANAAXvJUltFro
阿明個死仔就好啦,墮崖死都有小倩陪。777Please respect copyright.PENANA4JjW3PB1NT
(頂你個制丫!我係死就返嚟整鬼死你!)777Please respect copyright.PENANAoAgEhpf500
唔CHOK吓你,點知道你安全啊?你安全我就放心晒喇。777Please respect copyright.PENANARgCompDTEj
欣欣嗰邊有「南龍」喺度,仲有佢個可怕嘅家姐喺度,我一早就好放心啦。777Please respect copyright.PENANAVNNuAI03nU
你諗吓,欣家姐可怕到連「南轅」呢D級數嘅高手都照昆。777Please respect copyright.PENANACx3gVmMVvO
至於我呢邊,因為大家分咗做三邊,我怕讀者會亂啊,所以…777Please respect copyright.PENANAWwFPCvd3vZ
都係講返少少上一次D嘢當重溫吓先…777Please respect copyright.PENANAT2ZL9VVDiS
上次,「達叔」由「達摩」變咗做「愛野戰美奈子」…777Please respect copyright.PENANAOhs7DCN3lM
為嘅就係要對付「西斜」余二十召喚出嚟嘅「大銅武神」。777Please respect copyright.PENANAlVnX8JoKZY
「光管陳」就召喚「玉麟金劍」嚟對付「西斜」嘅「九曲追魂劍」…777Please respect copyright.PENANAj3743eWWT7
仲出埋佢嘅「鳳凰七重天」添。777Please respect copyright.PENANADI6ugBJVtl
但係佢哋一個沈悶,一個嘔心,我唯有悶悶地自己去搵人打…777Please respect copyright.PENANAeEHFKb2gtj
喺我面前嘅係一個攻擊型石兵陣,石兵陣中有個石頭將軍…777Please respect copyright.PENANAHoABm1Un9I
我嘅「慧眼」悉英雄就騎住我,我就騎住「居居」,手就揸住把三尖兩刃槍…777Please respect copyright.PENANAzANTR9FITs
而家直衝緊埋去石頭將軍度,我要…777Please respect copyright.PENANAobU7Fh6rA7
「擒賊先擒王!蝦~!」777Please respect copyright.PENANApcbcl5oQbz
(碰隆 ~ 碰隆 ~ 碰隆 ~)777Please respect copyright.PENANAZfnDG1yc0i
「接我銀槍!」777Please respect copyright.PENANAI51xKnspjB
「護駕,石兵圍剿!」777Please respect copyright.PENANAzhzZSqeUbV
突然一堆盾牌兵衝咗出嚟保護住「石頭將軍」,其他石兵就想嚟圍剿我…777Please respect copyright.PENANAXkrb3PdrEh
我即刻用盡奶力旋轉一發…777Please respect copyright.PENANALt20I13Xdj
(嘭嘭嘭嘭嘭~)777Please respect copyright.PENANAxQL7hqo0vo
地下爆出幾條裂痕,總算阻到D石兵行埋我度…777Please respect copyright.PENANAkAhUFWgjJh
「乾位虛,坤位入,轉巽位,艮位為終結,一擊石將軍,必斃!」777Please respect copyright.PENANADSNU4qZdI4
「英雄」突然咁嗌,我唯有咁回應佢…777Please respect copyright.PENANAUtdl4gWxAq
「阿英雄,學乜人做我慧眼啫?完全溝通唔到囉,WHAT柒YOU SAY啊?」777Please respect copyright.PENANAEmlyUzCAkR
「Eee…咁啦,左邊後方有個空位,你而家扮嘢向你右後方走,再逆時針高速兜個圈去「石頭將軍」後面…」777Please respect copyright.PENANAp0YLo3PQdu
「一早咁講啦!蝦~!」777Please respect copyright.PENANAYoyw5bMR5o
我根據「練馬師」指示再次策騎,走去右後面再高速兜去「石頭將軍」後面…777Please respect copyright.PENANA43XveHtPts
點知D石兵移動速度唔夠我隻馬王「居居」快…777Please respect copyright.PENANAMeMKRxsZbi
我似乎再快跑多一百米左右就可以對正「石頭將軍」個背脊…777Please respect copyright.PENANAJyMrmzo1LG
…777Please respect copyright.PENANArvPlihIR9T
「好!到位!超級無敵篤背脊!」777Please respect copyright.PENANAUBkUUiaRrC
我騎住「居居」一吓飛埋去想插爆佢背脊…777Please respect copyright.PENANAo6QXJDDPzn
「化零為整!」777Please respect copyright.PENANAOU12Yktp4Q
「咩話?」777Please respect copyright.PENANAt9L12L5wKC
所有石兵堆成一堆,變成…777Please respect copyright.PENANAlOKh3IckXL
「吓!有冇咁離奇啊?」777Please respect copyright.PENANAUfq2cNLp9U
佢哋冇變成一個個體,而係一個一個石兵疊起咗,奇怪嘅係…777Please respect copyright.PENANA3rHo4wgM9i
佢哋唔係成道牆咁,而係成條蛇咁…777Please respect copyright.PENANA0gJCkQKCBx
淨係腳板底黐住隊友膊頭,個身體就可以扭嚟扭去,拐嚟拐去…777Please respect copyright.PENANAr8kg01iaAo
「點解可以咁白痴嫁?」777Please respect copyright.PENANAYp48Hxr8HY
「團隊合作嘅嘢,你識乜春丫?」777Please respect copyright.PENANACT1IOPvwb0
呢吓串嘴真係令我無名火起…777Please respect copyright.PENANAJkyO4x7ca2
「你阿爺丫,白痴仲要唔認呀?睇我點打到你合家散!」777Please respect copyright.PENANAGSpzLeQBjL
我隨手用盡十幾年前飲媽媽奶嘅力一手將支銀槍鞭出去…777Please respect copyright.PENANAymAQA2nRGA
(嘭~!)777Please respect copyright.PENANA8g8FmnlTFs
仲唔單止咁,我好自然咁覺得「英雄」可以配合我嘅意願去射出攻擊型嘅光線…777Please respect copyright.PENANAKkvEoMVUhW
所以我雙手放頭,冥想半秒,就再將雙手揮出…777Please respect copyright.PENANARCzu9AAP5Y
要「英雄」射出光線攻擊石兵陣…777Please respect copyright.PENANAKmpu3fCFwp
「英,雄,死,光!」777Please respect copyright.PENANArYo5gk7gfP
力量好勁啊!成條LASER炮咁,一炮掃爆晒石兵陣喇!777Please respect copyright.PENANAAhAOLk8KCm
「哇~ 丫~!」777Please respect copyright.PENANARWgokt74yx
………777Please respect copyright.PENANAFPRYAs8Kdj
贏咗喇!777Please respect copyright.PENANAn6ZsMSEYkc
「我有個問題。」「英雄」問。777Please respect copyright.PENANAvqKkO9wbf2
「咩問題?消耗你太多能量呀?」777Please respect copyright.PENANACKrQNZRPdp
「唔係。係下次再出,唔該改改個名佢,我唔想以後冇人加入正義聯盟。」777Please respect copyright.PENANAj4MbtsLEWi
「明白,下次唔敢。」777Please respect copyright.PENANAOq2GFtiVAf
我之後另返轉頭去睇「光管陳」嗰邊先…777Please respect copyright.PENANAlmrj4C6z31
「吊!」777Please respect copyright.PENANAGBhNR6YVdm
「光管陳」都講粗口,我呆咗兩秒…777Please respect copyright.PENANASovdPQcWTC
「佢把追魂劍好很煩啊,仲煩過俾烏蠅嬲,仆佢條街,追足我百九幾個回合!」777Please respect copyright.PENANASfOG0L5Ccs
嘩,把「九曲追魂劍」好邪惡啊!777Please respect copyright.PENANAsMCmF9gEb5
攪到唔講開粗口嘅「光管陳」都連珠炮發講粗口。777Please respect copyright.PENANAWcJvb1zKUO
「你媽媽個爹丫!你個「鳳凰追殺令」咪又係一糕樣,追倫咗我七百幾個山頭。」余二十回應。777Please respect copyright.PENANAC0a90ox2jo
「你唔很追我,我咪唔很追你囉。」777Please respect copyright.PENANAMBjZPGl3Lb
「你夠係囉,你唔倫追我,我咪唔倫追你囉。」777Please respect copyright.PENANAKg1oFlP7wv
聽到我對耳丫…兩條友加埋成百歲,又要講粗口,又要講唔正粗口,好難頂。777Please respect copyright.PENANAcoA6bt0TbA
所以,轉個鏡頭睇睇「達叔」先…777Please respect copyright.PENANAif2xliuqUo
「達叔」將「愛野戰美奈子」假髮掉咗,露出「達摩」光頭,上身D衫爆開晒…777Please respect copyright.PENANAyPUYOZ7uRf
連丁字褲都露埋出嚟,而家佢擘大個脾露出腳毛咁同「大銅武神」對侍緊…777Please respect copyright.PENANA21uFva8udH
佢咁樣,我反而覺得舒服晒,不過…777Please respect copyright.PENANA9tXfW4RnF5
如果俾「光管陳」見到「達叔」D濃密嘅腳毛,肯定觸景傷情。777Please respect copyright.PENANAtSe4H19xAE
唉,我都係有感而發啫,都係睇返佢哋打成點好D…777Please respect copyright.PENANAc4qN91N020
睇真D,似乎唔係「達叔」專登變成咁,而係…777Please respect copyright.PENANAEZKl7mzFIW
「大銅武神」一劍又一劍咁鑿埋去,乜差嘢都俾佢鑿爛晒。777Please respect copyright.PENANAXGBEHFyZdO
「神武專鑿!」777Please respect copyright.PENANAvufiDK6jur
後面好似言猶由衷咁,究竟佢專鑿D乜呢?777Please respect copyright.PENANAiKBqRUQQl2
「雙手入白刃!」777Please respect copyright.PENANAXcYyfgzHev
「哇哈哈哈!」777Please respect copyright.PENANAVDxTWAZgpD
呢招係鬼「雙手入白刃」咩?明明就係插人隔勒底…777Please respect copyright.PENANARiKynCUzGE
但係呢招似乎有效噃!「大銅武神」一時間淨係識得笑…777Please respect copyright.PENANAa3Y8ChDdfu
「鳳凰擺架之風月掃堂腿!」777Please respect copyright.PENANAIgNVOhKvvy
我妖!一個招式俾佢講到好似鹹片第二集咁,但係…777Please respect copyright.PENANACJMk3LurDv
呢招又有效噃!777Please respect copyright.PENANAPxpDELsUkK
「大銅武神」一吓被佢掃到飛起咗,佢再…777Please respect copyright.PENANARbCjjaJCOf
「鳳凰展翅之振翅高飛,推你落街!」777Please respect copyright.PENANAjHOqA3PrvS
估唔到我尊敬嘅達叔,一場戰鬥…777Please respect copyright.PENANAj7hazbpL3K
贏咗場交,輸咗個「加」,加佢好友個「加」。777Please respect copyright.PENANA6BlBBymmLT
而家我決定BLACK LIST佢,因為佢實在太低能喇。777Please respect copyright.PENANAyeqJjGngl2
佢成功將成個「大銅武神」推咗出街…777Please respect copyright.PENANAP00crwK9I1
「師兄,快D用鳳凰火炎斬九死條很樣啦!」「光管陳」突然大嗌。777Please respect copyright.PENANASHxCE4YiZU
嘩,睇嚟「九曲追魂劍」嘅毒害又加深咗喇噃。777Please respect copyright.PENANAV1jVStp5B4
「鳳凰火炎當年已經唔見咗,我都唔知佢去咗邊。」777Please respect copyright.PENANATRk8BKYFFf
…777Please respect copyright.PENANAjL7vfk3Vwa
「神武專鑿!」777Please respect copyright.PENANAFDrpxfgsR0
咦,「大銅武神」原來識飛嫁,佢飛返埋嚟,仲再次使出呢招!777Please respect copyright.PENANA50D2s3hjwP
(啪~!)777Please respect copyright.PENANARl3HTttDR4
呢一刻…777Please respect copyright.PENANAk9ae0cSYym
我呆住咁睇住…777Please respect copyright.PENANAG1eZ6Udh46
「達叔」佢…777Please respect copyright.PENANApYNV4C29Vz
俾「大銅武神」劈開咗兩邊…777Please respect copyright.PENANA9x9VoiYGVY
………777Please respect copyright.PENANASb24sCDuON
嬉皮笑臉嘅我霎時間冇晒反應…777Please respect copyright.PENANAE3hwC1xRln
………777Please respect copyright.PENANAymXMGXeVYc
但係…777Please respect copyright.PENANACulVbpfsPD
我見到…777Please respect copyright.PENANAc8Nz9c6fim
「哇~!丫~!」777Please respect copyright.PENANASax9a6XbTa
「大銅武神」迅間溶解…777Please respect copyright.PENANAgZpn5XdeIS
係俾…777Please respect copyright.PENANAG1JmR3JYdr
「放心啦,唔好唔記得我係妖怪嚟,開邊呢D就小事啦…」半邊嘅達叔出聲。777Please respect copyright.PENANAVhTVuVSknF
「仲有,放心啦,原來「鳳凰火炎」冇唔見到,係一直喺我身體裡面啊。」777Please respect copyright.PENANA52PE2fIAdI
我見到開邊嘅「達叔」一直噴出火燄,而成個「大銅武神」迅間被燒熔…777Please respect copyright.PENANAzsocF7M8wu
而我腳下嘅「居居」一早跳咗起身,仲攬實咗條石柱。777Please respect copyright.PENANAkruHwr6LkD
「其實我都估到嫁喇。」我講。777Please respect copyright.PENANAZcFU9BiMdO
因為我突然諗起上次喺球場見到「達叔」變身「美奈子」時嘅火光。777Please respect copyright.PENANAhWjOEFB7xR
「係我睇到先嫁,光頭佬,你話係唔係?」「英雄」出聲。777Please respect copyright.PENANA0SJd3OHopE
「你話係咪係囉,單眼佬。」777Please respect copyright.PENANAGwypF6k3k3
「佢一變返做八婆肉身,中途就會出現。」「英雄」再講。777Please respect copyright.PENANA0q0tsfF7Jc
「邊個話我八婆?」「美奈子」竟然講廣東話,肯定又係結界問題。777Please respect copyright.PENANA1pSEVYB9rD
呢一刻,我哋四個人一隻狗六對手六十隻手指一齊指住「余二十」。777Please respect copyright.PENANAIqanFalv6Z
之後,得半個頭嘅美奈子一巴打埋去「余二十」度…777Please respect copyright.PENANAGUZwu51oAM
「光管陳」就襯機飛埋去「達叔」同「美奈子」個頭度大叫︰—777Please respect copyright.PENANAQleUoCgpug
「鳳凰展翅!火炎重現!」777Please respect copyright.PENANAP7p6tvxPoX
(待續)777Please respect copyright.PENANAVKWjh4A7Xs
下集預告︰777Please respect copyright.PENANAse5zNR72GF
你唔想練啫,我要教噃!777Please respect copyright.PENANA6kS8Hj2wS5
註解︰777Please respect copyright.PENANAgBUvEOyaoR
(1) CHOK — 試探。777Please respect copyright.PENANA660YeYLnBp
(2) 昆 — 呃,欺騙。777Please respect copyright.PENANAS8rYJOef5d