第109集 ~ 輝︰我多咗招勁招，鳳凰火炎又出現埋添！777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXvJUltFro
阿明個死仔就好啦，墮崖死都有小倩陪。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JjW3PB1NT
(頂你個制丫！我係死就返嚟整鬼死你！)777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAgEhpf500
唔CHOK吓你，點知道你安全啊？你安全我就放心晒喇。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgCompDTEj
欣欣嗰邊有「南龍」喺度，仲有佢個可怕嘅家姐喺度，我一早就好放心啦。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNNuAI03nU
你諗吓，欣家姐可怕到連「南轅」呢D級數嘅高手都照昆。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCx3gVmMVvO
至於我呢邊，因為大家分咗做三邊，我怕讀者會亂啊，所以…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwFPCvd3vZ
都係講返少少上一次D嘢當重溫吓先…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2ZL9VVDiS
上次，「達叔」由「達摩」變咗做「愛野戰美奈子」…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhs7DCN3lM
為嘅就係要對付「西斜」余二十召喚出嚟嘅「大銅武神」。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVnX8JoKZY
「光管陳」就召喚「玉麟金劍」嚟對付「西斜」嘅「九曲追魂劍」…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3743eWWT7
仲出埋佢嘅「鳳凰七重天」添。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDI6ugBJVtl
但係佢哋一個沈悶，一個嘔心，我唯有悶悶地自己去搵人打…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEHFKb2gtj
喺我面前嘅係一個攻擊型石兵陣，石兵陣中有個石頭將軍…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoABm1Un9I
我嘅「慧眼」悉英雄就騎住我，我就騎住「居居」，手就揸住把三尖兩刃槍…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzANTR9FITs
而家直衝緊埋去石頭將軍度，我要…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobU7Fh6rA7
「擒賊先擒王！蝦~！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcbcl5oQbz
(碰隆 ~ 碰隆 ~ 碰隆 ~)777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfnDG1yc0i
「接我銀槍！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI51xKnspjB
「護駕，石兵圍剿！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhzZSqeUbV
突然一堆盾牌兵衝咗出嚟保護住「石頭將軍」，其他石兵就想嚟圍剿我…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkrb3PdrEh
我即刻用盡奶力旋轉一發…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLt20I13Xdj
(嘭嘭嘭嘭嘭~)777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQL7hqo0vo
地下爆出幾條裂痕，總算阻到D石兵行埋我度…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAhUFWgjJh
「乾位虛，坤位入，轉巽位，艮位為終結，一擊石將軍，必斃！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSNU4qZdI4
「英雄」突然咁嗌，我唯有咁回應佢…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtdl4gWxAq
「阿英雄，學乜人做我慧眼啫？完全溝通唔到囉，WHAT柒YOU SAY啊？」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmlyUzCAkR
「Eee…咁啦，左邊後方有個空位，你而家扮嘢向你右後方走，再逆時針高速兜個圈去「石頭將軍」後面…」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0YLo3PQdu
「一早咁講啦！蝦~！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoyw5bMR5o
我根據「練馬師」指示再次策騎，走去右後面再高速兜去「石頭將軍」後面…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43XveHtPts
點知D石兵移動速度唔夠我隻馬王「居居」快…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeMKRxsZbi
我似乎再快跑多一百米左右就可以對正「石頭將軍」個背脊…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyMrmzo1LG
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「好！到位！超級無敵篤背脊！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBkUUiaRrC
我騎住「居居」一吓飛埋去想插爆佢背脊…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6QXJDDPzn
「化零為整！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOU12Yktp4Q
「咩話？」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9L12L5wKC
所有石兵堆成一堆，變成…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOKh3IckXL
「吓！有冇咁離奇啊？」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfq2cNLp9U
佢哋冇變成一個個體，而係一個一個石兵疊起咗，奇怪嘅係…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rHo4wgM9i
佢哋唔係成道牆咁，而係成條蛇咁…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gJCkQKCBx
淨係腳板底黐住隊友膊頭，個身體就可以扭嚟扭去，拐嚟拐去…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8kg01iaAo
「點解可以咁白痴嫁？」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYp48Hxr8HY
「團隊合作嘅嘢，你識乜春丫？」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCT1IOPvwb0
呢吓串嘴真係令我無名火起…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkyO4x7ca2
「你阿爺丫，白痴仲要唔認呀？睇我點打到你合家散！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSpzLeQBjL
我隨手用盡十幾年前飲媽媽奶嘅力一手將支銀槍鞭出去…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymAQA2nRGA
(嘭~！)777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8g8FmnlTFs
仲唔單止咁，我好自然咁覺得「英雄」可以配合我嘅意願去射出攻擊型嘅光線…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkvEoMVUhW
所以我雙手放頭，冥想半秒，就再將雙手揮出…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCzu9AAP5Y
要「英雄」射出光線攻擊石兵陣…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmpu3fCFwp
「英，雄，死，光！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYo5gk7gfP
力量好勁啊！成條LASER炮咁，一炮掃爆晒石兵陣喇！777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhAOLk8KCm
「哇~ 丫~！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWgokt74yx
………777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPRYAs8Kdj
贏咗喇！777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6ZsMSEYkc
「我有個問題。」「英雄」問。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqKkO9wbf2
「咩問題？消耗你太多能量呀？」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKrQNZRPdp
「唔係。係下次再出，唔該改改個名佢，我唔想以後冇人加入正義聯盟。」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4MbtsLEWi
「明白，下次唔敢。」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOq2GFtiVAf
我之後另返轉頭去睇「光管陳」嗰邊先…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmrj4C6z31
「吊！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBhNR6YVdm
「光管陳」都講粗口，我呆咗兩秒…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSovdPQcWTC
「佢把追魂劍好很煩啊，仲煩過俾烏蠅嬲，仆佢條街，追足我百九幾個回合！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfOG0L5Ccs
嘩，把「九曲追魂劍」好邪惡啊！777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMCmF9gEb5
攪到唔講開粗口嘅「光管陳」都連珠炮發講粗口。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcJvb1zKUO
「你媽媽個爹丫！你個「鳳凰追殺令」咪又係一糕樣，追倫咗我七百幾個山頭。」余二十回應。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0a90ox2jo
「你唔很追我，我咪唔很追你囉。」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBjZPGl3Lb
「你夠係囉，你唔倫追我，我咪唔倫追你囉。」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKg1oFlP7wv
聽到我對耳丫…兩條友加埋成百歲，又要講粗口，又要講唔正粗口，好難頂。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoA6bt0TbA
所以，轉個鏡頭睇睇「達叔」先…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡif2xliuqUo
「達叔」將「愛野戰美奈子」假髮掉咗，露出「達摩」光頭，上身D衫爆開晒…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPUYOZ7uRf
連丁字褲都露埋出嚟，而家佢擘大個脾露出腳毛咁同「大銅武神」對侍緊…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21uFva8udH
佢咁樣，我反而覺得舒服晒，不過…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tXfW4RnF5
如果俾「光管陳」見到「達叔」D濃密嘅腳毛，肯定觸景傷情。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSe4H19xAE
唉，我都係有感而發啫，都係睇返佢哋打成點好D…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4qN91N020
睇真D，似乎唔係「達叔」專登變成咁，而係…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZKl7mzFIW
「大銅武神」一劍又一劍咁鑿埋去，乜差嘢都俾佢鑿爛晒。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGBEHFyZdO
「神武專鑿！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvufiDK6jur
後面好似言猶由衷咁，究竟佢專鑿D乜呢？777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKBqRUQQl2
「雙手入白刃！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcYyfgzHev
「哇哈哈哈！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDxTWAZgpD
呢招係鬼「雙手入白刃」咩？明明就係插人隔勒底…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiKynCUzGE
但係呢招似乎有效噃！「大銅武神」一時間淨係識得笑…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3Y8ChDdfu
「鳳凰擺架之風月掃堂腿！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgNVOhKvvy
我妖！一個招式俾佢講到好似鹹片第二集咁，但係…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJMk3LurDv
呢招又有效噃！777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxpDELsUkK
「大銅武神」一吓被佢掃到飛起咗，佢再…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbCjjaJCOf
「鳳凰展翅之振翅高飛，推你落街！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHOqA3PrvS
估唔到我尊敬嘅達叔，一場戰鬥…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7hazbpL3K
贏咗場交，輸咗個「加」，加佢好友個「加」。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BlBBymmLT
而家我決定BLACK LIST佢，因為佢實在太低能喇。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeqJjGngl2
佢成功將成個「大銅武神」推咗出街…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP00crwK9I1
「師兄，快D用鳳凰火炎斬九死條很樣啦！」「光管陳」突然大嗌。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHxCE4YiZU
嘩，睇嚟「九曲追魂劍」嘅毒害又加深咗喇噃。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1jVStp5B4
「鳳凰火炎當年已經唔見咗，我都唔知佢去咗邊。」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRk8BKYFFf
…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjL7vfk3Vwa
「神武專鑿！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDrpxfgsR0
咦，「大銅武神」原來識飛嫁，佢飛返埋嚟，仲再次使出呢招！777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50D2s3hjwP
(啪~！)777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRl3HTttDR4
呢一刻…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9ae0cSYym
我呆住咁睇住…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1eZ6Udh46
「達叔」佢…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYNV4C29Vz
俾「大銅武神」劈開咗兩邊…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9x9VoiYGVY
………777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSb24sCDuON
嬉皮笑臉嘅我霎時間冇晒反應…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3hwC1xRln
………777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymXMGXeVYc
但係…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCulVbpfsPD
我見到…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8Nz9c6fim
「哇~！丫~！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSax9a6XbTa
「大銅武神」迅間溶解…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZpn5XdeIS
係俾…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1JmR3JYdr
「放心啦，唔好唔記得我係妖怪嚟，開邊呢D就小事啦…」半邊嘅達叔出聲。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhTVuVSknF
「仲有，放心啦，原來「鳳凰火炎」冇唔見到，係一直喺我身體裡面啊。」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52PE2fIAdI
我見到開邊嘅「達叔」一直噴出火燄，而成個「大銅武神」迅間被燒熔…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsocF7M8wu
而我腳下嘅「居居」一早跳咗起身，仲攬實咗條石柱。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkruHwr6LkD
「其實我都估到嫁喇。」我講。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcFU9BiMdO
因為我突然諗起上次喺球場見到「達叔」變身「美奈子」時嘅火光。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWjOEFB7xR
「係我睇到先嫁，光頭佬，你話係唔係？」「英雄」出聲。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SJd3OHopE
「你話係咪係囉，單眼佬。」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwypF6k3k3
「佢一變返做八婆肉身，中途就會出現。」「英雄」再講。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0q0tsfF7Jc
「邊個話我八婆？」「美奈子」竟然講廣東話，肯定又係結界問題。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pSEVYB9rD
呢一刻，我哋四個人一隻狗六對手六十隻手指一齊指住「余二十」。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqanFalv6Z
之後，得半個頭嘅美奈子一巴打埋去「余二十」度…777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUZwu51oAM
「光管陳」就襯機飛埋去「達叔」同「美奈子」個頭度大叫︰—777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQleUoCgpug
「鳳凰展翅！火炎重現！」777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7p6tvxPoX
(待續)777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKWjh4A7Xs
下集預告︰777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡse5zNR72GF
你唔想練啫，我要教噃！777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kS8Hj2wS5
註解︰777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBUvEOyaoR
(1) CHOK — 試探。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ660YeYLnBp
(2) 昆 — 呃，欺騙。777Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8rYJOef5d
