第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQzUFKpaOM
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3I0l3WynQ
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LXEcx4o5Q
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ch8iCxeY6
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyBNFstNVs
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDsAIGGoAf
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqFEdNTfE1
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGgLJ73m1i
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRhLXfbQmp
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7EhzOEfvN
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43ejEo7sYz
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEq9Wt8LG1
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXWTRXKywc
咁都俾你發現添。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MXzHlO58U
好，即刻開始！807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxt79cKHgNJ
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X5lPOFuXf
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMdWJ3rLEa
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcIq3VI2yD
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16sfJtkn6v
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3oUJRNdeD
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLF59vQE3u
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WGdb03pOA
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMDvXbpRrI
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIUOteiQEs
公仔死咗，女友發火…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfNzJ8sBZX
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCQXTk3KJt
「鬼王」趴咗街…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRk2RKi1GRD
本來都已經奄奄一息…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLhmC6R5nY
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8y81ZUQzAH
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYY6GcM5nRL
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aALNj8kmy
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Tp5tGjClU
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MVwqo6eZQ
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOhMYbIT5D
好，呢一集正式開始！807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYXkl39otP
(而家先開始？)807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlSTraORbM
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuI5Lz1cQVw
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6fxID7tSc
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNgajOKJ1T
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYU76uDbNYd
係「井上」先生啊！807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfJFWI95oY
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4t0ybSnljW
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJOmehITpu
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO90HrlZWS6
「我笑又關你事呀？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gG5weby7Q
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5ynvnAz5M
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTu1R5IWn6e
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ200QMaOQvK
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUbgPt0V5s
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroWW5iULAY
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7n7fsnz9XM
「就憑你？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYsMrA0XEo
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAFXHxnPIS
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUhIgg3VsW
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMObsG5ABF
「九陽草薙！」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQmK7R5WJM
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvESDOuy81
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvV4Rwo7dpY
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBIgLInBEw
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9KpNf4Sil
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wfgBJc78W
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAT8SBzf1k
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTn1Efm9rzh
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPwFFnpjjC
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRLZjf4Nml
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U17OIwcqk
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIC0ZpXn3XZ
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjRASV7oRh
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzbooIBVfp
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEMNKGPMqj
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEghWpLJuiM
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFctM89Sjmc
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTYuUC9vm2
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqtFvN0AtC
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5JCDHCPY7
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNrVbFxaKi
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyok0bGmyKU
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoBLMTPOUy
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50FgzlTTZ8
「又點解啊？」大家問。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDmF5J6BHd
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWu6rMd5UX
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqeqvqymSz
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBSRSTUmKW
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0jm8Yivzx
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhF1eJYwCI
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xXddvciPM
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUgW9SDyV1
好在…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxVWBCC3r3
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE18rwGlt2z
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTqCwVzfPu
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIPi41bpfL
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvS75u5ofkN
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbelRVtEpQ
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KOFS5Xc4Q
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ078wieMT9n
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xgNOnZlR0
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1ytjppiNy
「冇可能！」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OFgKH7xEv
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIEfdwrx8O
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVa2f31boFA
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84l3jPS1uB
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJqlrX3ZMf
最後一吓…(插~！)807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDbQY6ucgi
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7sLYWVLpb
………807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aSuKBLR4G
但係…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTNecj9bSz
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLIuObhauY
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvs4BgutJTD
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfdit7AJZ9
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNW3Mv2CQGM
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFDAq6KX5d
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVMXcSpA6r
突然…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIM0rjuVRA
(嚓~！) 一聲…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB69TgyEIMU
咩事啊？807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAmXVoKcvo
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNmYl7BvQm
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lfPDByRyi
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObLVVyUqiu
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG8AqmTTTU
(待續)807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNicj2qEBkc
下集預告︰807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4eNuZY1qR
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TeZlQKfrk
註解︰807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqP3oiAYEF
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4WqUj2FeJ
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xbQ3bQq8Y
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。807Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaHlXBHio1
