第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOj4WenUxy
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRN5JtNMOsk
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJZG0026Bf
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVIL5pjLST
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGckZV94DH
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpb1XjckBBC
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4N2h5IUzU6
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppNzHrxZrH
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Mp6Fbmj8X
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZPUnGRSn0
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G1YPNaLEK
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8EKDPqtQM
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwukZtu36z
咁都俾你發現添。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2FujdTnRZ
好，即刻開始！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJzYWmK0Gu
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhWsrEYQ99
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZF1U9DxE6
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfHhrI6qx6
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRDqz3O5kT
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQzQK4ibHH
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ydfcVVrxL
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefYILpGP7x
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnVyXEhWvG
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc940IYr0Rw
公仔死咗，女友發火…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BpZ5pqSmQ
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexmUMqwuCY
「鬼王」趴咗街…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtfeA7Pgww
本來都已經奄奄一息…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZiwoE5GUw
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgMp2AGrlI
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLXKg35Ho0
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9XFnm4IDc
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlRQhhzgjE
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVrOtwaYW2
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlg2myMdoG
好，呢一集正式開始！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarALtF0M5v
(而家先開始？)862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡms9aVkPYoU
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzZNHYnYqm
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOldb4A1kdk
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNvvMZbRu5
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMButHDv2XE
係「井上」先生啊！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fSjy486o9
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnL9PMtbWpN
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9w4cLg9rO
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiz0v6EAGwi
「我笑又關你事呀？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaB3AEiSRzk
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3ev1ch9gh
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwwq9Sq1He
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLqQNNcqjc
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXh20VHrTDS
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBUuI3QLEW
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiXtmKaKX7
「就憑你？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBatjMzzyq
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJnrFhuw5g
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHeWOoiZ4N
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdzYTvqaZq
「九陽草薙！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPprCkmnsUg
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqu8fboDgc
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDCf3wOQ3Z
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSxzOTm87x
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72d0oeRGo7
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFC5QwPJcca
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6w9AEq6pB
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqCsMBhFMk
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgtG9NrEhh
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYJu9dcXPB
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtN9jwJTS10
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87roGjeoNB
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoA2jELo7dS
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdr8FKbbwa
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkV5jLcVCx
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmPQo3ZROx
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5AxdHOUlt
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKusY6OuBE
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1z64JXUlJ
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8ANTwkLjW
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZRXJuukjN
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOPeklI5bz
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIGJ3gwc9u
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1J1kas4R6I
「又點解啊？」大家問。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUFIzy6PiJ
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBo8vmC2uyF
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRsEc1Yi7u
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWsJwmfgB2
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79uX06asUd
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrTCT88SlI
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquh3PLuTpI
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23xLXLcbEF
好在…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHMA4Cdrd1
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5w5ZCockw
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb17GpT35GO
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7v4WDBqza
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfaWKtjRVl
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdcy7XQmFT
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEA9zHzwDk
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquniwJAYxP
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IzxNrsbxA
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7Bhs1y0DU
「冇可能！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs70GXcmFxm
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXBAkqLuSl
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS02hSXqWJq
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCkYeoR183
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYkKhFmzoH
最後一吓…(插~！)862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CXmRBq2k7
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDolJnYM1L
………862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlqTDPzHkQ
但係…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzs2wO7zw1Q
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKNzEr0cgR
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZ7wjbT9Nj
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXM7LA19eTi
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRA7u705xZ
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrtdDEgglH
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcVBvHLIQY
突然…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPB1UsF2m5
(嚓~！) 一聲…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAv8QFPVvg
咩事啊？862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkC0QHutUo
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr49sJNQTk8
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbU3q1q2ncL
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkGjH09TUS
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS61Jv8RnSP
(待續)862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hwVcv8AsJ
下集預告︰862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCP83idrRa
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpDzsEZKNy
註解︰862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60QiU4VAKP
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3acp6m5KT7
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14uPpGjo29
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNrsZPLasg
