第124集 ~ 輝︰外傳咩？講主線啦，到「地魔」喇呢集！802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbt5o6sXO9S
估唔到「大袋」個衰仔原來幾識溝女噃…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFzF98G0Uo
又估唔到欣家姐原來愛起人上嚟會咁傻痴痴…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbYEruiQC6
更加估唔到而家「大袋」竟然變成咗「佛地魔」。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqfCzxIpDY
之前欣欣不恥「東歪」歪理連篇，所以破口大罵…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiYfY4Zkwr
「唔怪得人哋都叫你「東歪」喇！就算係妖刀又點噃？唔可以改邪歸正咩？唔可以得道成仙，變成仙劍神刀咩？唔好話你自己冇心！點解要助紂為虐啊？仲要親手殺死自己師父，你連做把刀都唔配啊！做…做PAT屎你就差唔多！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDdgtUfDlu
欣欣當時應該真係好嬲，佢好少講屎尿屁嫁。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWECJ4mG0vF
(係啊，靚女唔會屙屎添啊！)802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6OuMWPsvq
唔講污糟嘢住，講返呢度先…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDI9zYrWh48
「東歪」迅間閃到欣欣身邊，仲一拳將佢打暈咗…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CfWgXtGgC
好在，我識「鳳凰閃現」，我即刻就閃埋去救返欣欣…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdrxNbCFKL
而「東歪」就退返去「鬼王」身邊。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOAXcHASfu
當大家都凝視住「東歪」嘅時候，突然…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wh8yRM7UC
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3Lt4H6RFc
傻佬明佢原來已經醒返，仲擺出一副冇得輸嘅姿態對住「鬼王」。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7W9nUfMhwF
究竟佢憑咩呢？802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJPIgNh5Wq
「九陽草薙！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOm4Ai2PKn
之後，我哋同「鬼王」鬥咗幾吓口哩，佢唔夠我哋鬥就…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SiWqiOVDX
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKlRltL3bk
「鬼王」一吓閃身埋去阿明度，但係迅間又彈返開…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HhiGkk7Nb
原來係阿明佢合埋眼嚇窒咗佢…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwomZsYtFi
之後，阿明都叫埋我哋合埋眼…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDVNkN496W
但係咁精彩嘅場面，邊有人想合埋眼丫，我唯有先望住地下，唔直望佢哋…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFMgy8MCu5
點知第一句聽到嘅，竟然係「鬼王」佢出聲喎︰—802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTf5DJYbimi
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWdsra6p2m
我記得呢招係會釋出鬼魂嘅…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGDeBcBEDE
「…九陽草薙，出鞘！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8n1sWRG6Un
阿明出聲喇，燦爛金光亦從此而生…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVes1w1b1lx
我諗呢D就係「九陽草薙」嘅力量喇！802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXPqEgvzUg
當然，我冇辦法去直視佢哋，但係我可以去聽同去用眼尾哨吓佢哋…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8fT37Mg8Q
「…你…要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhD5RCQmINa
「…心眼！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6dzMOR1Gv
「心眼」？唔通同我隻「慧眼」同類嘅？802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiX8FLvIuWa
我諗到呢度，即刻就望一望「英雄」…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaY2w1rwL4u
「咦，英雄，你冇事丫嘛？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡef8AWY2Ovg
佢一殼眼淚咁樣對住我…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuoQdEwmyW
「大哥啊，救命啊，我冇眼簾嫁，好燦眼啊！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNchboJHle
係噃，真係難為佢，而家佢流晒馬尿咁款…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7x9qSt7XP
正當我想想辦法幫吓「英雄」嗰陣，突然…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXENtVPE6tm
「嚓」一聲…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6uLQldxvf
之後…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27nsyc7rww
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗…」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0umkMBoFD
「大家開眼啦。」阿明講完，就收返埋把「九陽草薙」…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ftqj3kjxu
我亦抬起頭嚟睇吓發生咩事…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqn0x5zzxHF
原來…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0wSaEszkv
係「東歪」出手殺死咗「鬼王」…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZglvOqtk0
唔通，我哋怪錯咗佢…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDlfYDR4Ih
但係不出幾秒，答案就嚟喇…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNFz3yWzjj
「東歪」佢向住一個方向，好恭敬咁耷低頭…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5XukCcWMT
個方向就係「大袋」被吊起嘅方向…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIrvyoLVs9
我轉身望過去，發覺…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgdjFEL4B9
「餐躝~」幾聲嘅鐵鍊聲，係「大袋」佢自己鬆開咗鐵鍊啊！802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDVz4IGIW1
我當時又開心，又擔心，嗰種感覺真係好難形容…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSKuv8ag7J
我眼見佢慢慢飄埋去擒咗上去嘅欣家姐嘅面前…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx16tpRpKCG
淨係隱約聽到佢問︰—802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDThGYfqPP
「你想救我呀？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOvlbBmmKU
欣家姐呆咗咁及咗一吓頭，而「大袋」佢就咁回應︰—802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdEODD1dHq
「好可惜，我已經唔係佢，我係佛地魔。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTJiL5fTmD
「吓？」呢一吓係當時我心裡面嘅疑問。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhfJsEWE4L
連呢一個單字都未問完，「大袋」佢…「佛地魔」佢…唉，我都唔知點叫佢好…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUURTiNClL
Eee…算啦，叫佢「大袋魔」啦，「大袋魔」佢出手快到我肉眼都睇唔到…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSIWd44S4y
欣家姐就俾佢打暈咗。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplBqH7sQYk
「大袋，你癲咗呀？佢係你啱啱先識嘅女朋友嚟嫁！」阿狗大嗌。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlsl1BlTly
阿狗嗌完，只係「蓬」一聲，「大袋魔」就已經去到佢面前，再…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBShPDWQ5V1
一手將佢個口噤住…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXcdgWRnMs
阿狗佢就連反擊嘅能力都冇…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5Fn7AUQgm
「狐炎舞！」阿妮即刻想出手相救，但係…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTYCVl44vK
「大袋魔」左手一撥…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGX1pEjKOS6
「嘭」一聲，阿妮就彈開幾丈遠…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldcYSUvS9f
之後「大袋魔」一手將阿狗噤落地下…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNy3Dedx0ug
再「嘭」一聲，阿狗完全俾佢壓咗入地下…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZLLxOfHZM
「大袋魔」起返身，斯斯然咁另轉身行返上大台…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15WtoFZNwO
「恭喜佛地魔大人重生。」「東歪」好恭敬咁向住「大袋魔」講。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2UaIHPMa2
「仲以為酒吞童子隻小鬼就夠料清理晒呢班人添。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTP24dC6np
「佢咁冇用，我呢把妖刀都唔想浪費時間，隨手就殺咗佢，望大人原諒。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYG65Za4Nsx
「傻啦，佢死唔死同我都冇關係，佢只係幫我嚟浪費呢堆人時間嫁啫…」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9NkCWsqsz
「你…你將大袋佢點啊？」阿明咬牙切齒咁問。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaViEcP3SJ
「見你打贏「童子」，我就答吓你問題啦，你講嘅人，而家仲喺我身體裡面。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu14ojtxrpZ
「咁係咪真係打贏你就可以救返我哋朋友啊？」我問。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kliDM62hn
「哈哈哈，係啊，嚟啦，全部一齊上丫，我讓你哋淨係用單手又點話？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalClpo3MaL
佢個樣明明係「大袋」，但係整個格就好似變咗另一個人一樣，真係好心寒…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbz6FGQaNY
「咁…咁點解你要用我哋朋友嘅身體啊？」「細鬼」竟然出聲。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jzOEgbczo
「大袋魔」突然好凶狠咁望住「細鬼」，再用手指指住佢…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7DQG7OKaM
「你講多次！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcq0KB73aNr
佢嘅呢個凶狠嘅眼神，就好似威嚇住「細鬼」會節磨死佢一樣…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjF6NidoV5
「細鬼」佢當場俾「大袋魔」嚇到瀨咗尿…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm96xazCPQt
亦都唔敢再問…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuExTvd2rmS
「哎喲，我只係叫你講多次啫，做乜嚇到瀨尿咁陰公豬呀？使唔使叔叔錫返？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWxF3ncK1M
「細鬼」已經俾佢嚇到呆晒咁坐咗喺地…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WLaMkPBAC
「地魔，點解你要咁害班細路？」「肥龍大師」咁問。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDDFad9Kjx
「肥仔，你又想瀨尿啊？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFn1w9UuTYS
「瀨屎你嘆都仲得呀！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlVsI5aYse
「嘩，乜你咁污糟嫁，好，講吓你哋聽啦，我冇諗住害你哋噃，我淨係想一樣嘢，就係毀滅人間…」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVfTJFh4C9
「咩意思啊？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaL5eK7VXMn
「困晒你哋喺度，唔好阻住晒，我就去毀滅人間囉，而家應該都七七八八嚧…」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMLAFt6biw
「咩七七八八啊？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSL2TYKJVj
「世界上好多個地方都已經俾我嘅瘟疫腐土佔據咗。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFiAoXfeTp
「佔據咗會點嫁？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaVt5gnhin
「人類都會變成聽從我指令嘅腐肉。丫，你哋係香港人呀可？好似成個香港都已經俾我毀滅咗嚧。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OZyUI2H5w
「咩話？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMyqZI3yZY
「…」大家都呆咗一陣。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj8noNN1mK
「唔好理佢吹水定講笑住，我哋而家係要打敗佢。」「南龍」先生出聲。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaO02PUBlkZ
「地魔，我諗你都好戰嫁，不如俾少少時間我哋變強，再同你打。」佢再講。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlavmGTGSfY
「變強？你哋仲可以點變強啊？哈哈哈，不過都好，俾三分鐘你哋啦。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YlUqglMNe
「大家埋嚟…」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85duKV0jva
之後我哋郁動到嘅人都走埋去「南龍」先生度…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJRx6tb2BA
「「屎橋」教我哋，可以試吓呢一招，劏雞還神。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8KK2DQojF
「咩嚟嫁？究竟你呢個「噏屎」邊個寫嫁？信唔信得過嫁？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKePB2JKzn
「世外高人寫嫁，唔會有錯，不過點做佢就唔會直接教我哋囉。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZJFr6LhQz
「劏雞還神即係點啊？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Sl8T9jmqw
「神與神…劏雞還神…我諗…我明喇，係請神啊，初仔佢嗰招啊。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGOCb5itFg
「請神！？點請啊？而家「光管陳」又唔喺度，仲有啊，我哋要請邊個神啊？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwZcSYauvv
「孫悟空丫！肯定有得贏。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCWGhQB5vA
「識龜波氣功嗰個好唔好？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nVP5M4aWz
「咁我想要悟飯囉。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpETtOTpR8
「癲夠未啊？得返一分鐘咋。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZQwawdXzr
「劏雞還神…我諗…我哋應該係要用雞血嚟請神。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJB1q2TEvno
「邊度嚟雞血啊？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNJNPbKaMi
「呢度！」突然後面有條友大嗌。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡst4nlUZYZN
係「阿張」啊！嗰個喺故事裡面好少出現，俾孌童校長孌嗰個啊。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCk5v6kQ9Pe
「你手上嘅係咩嚟嫁？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSBLpLVLWr
「雞妖隻手。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFp2Tqy4Cnu
「雞妖？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ907MNxOVCB
「之前脅持我嗰隻啊，我見咁大個仔都未見過妖怪，咪攞佢隻手嚟留念，諗住返去做標本囉。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIopltd2Uh
「嘩，果然最可怕嘅都係人類。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7IlO9zb5i
「事不宜遲，我試吓用雞血請神啦。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVfUInifpB
「咁請邊個啊？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3h7xkEMzn
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQR9Zh8JGoJ
(待續)802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVANDCr2FIN
下集預告︰802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlF1j8ARKh
P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKuTm2lqxU
註解︰802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgd41VoC1BE
(1) 鬥咗幾吓口哩 — 鬥口哩，即係鬥嘴，鬥鬧咁囉。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKESpMUsJtO
(2) 流晒馬尿 — 流馬尿，即係流眼淚。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU10c53ZwdC
(3) 陰公豬 — 唔知點解要加個豬字，應該純粹懶可愛，陰公意思有D似慘啊，淒涼啊咁囉，通常唔忍心咁睇到人哋慘況就會講︰「陰公囉！」。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhGjyEDQTy
(4) 悟空﹑悟飯 — 本來唔想介紹，因為有《龍珠-改》，不過呢度提吓啦，日本動漫《龍珠》主角悟空係用左中國《西遊記》一D事物創作嘅，當中主角就係用咗齊天大聖孫悟空個名，至於悟飯就係佢個仔，舊版細個個陣好型好正好勁，而家唔知改成點嚧。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRrKXL4OgG
