第124集 ~ 輝︰外傳咩？講主線啦，到「地魔」喇呢集！817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHnEEpl8Zy
估唔到「大袋」個衰仔原來幾識溝女噃…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIge6tEmK1
又估唔到欣家姐原來愛起人上嚟會咁傻痴痴…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmeGbvWvMS
更加估唔到而家「大袋」竟然變成咗「佛地魔」。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswqqIFPfL4
之前欣欣不恥「東歪」歪理連篇，所以破口大罵…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiGvXLdd96
「唔怪得人哋都叫你「東歪」喇！就算係妖刀又點噃？唔可以改邪歸正咩？唔可以得道成仙，變成仙劍神刀咩？唔好話你自己冇心！點解要助紂為虐啊？仲要親手殺死自己師父，你連做把刀都唔配啊！做…做PAT屎你就差唔多！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKf2FH97EKo
欣欣當時應該真係好嬲，佢好少講屎尿屁嫁。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLV2V8UcSU
(係啊，靚女唔會屙屎添啊！)817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnkbvGtriU
唔講污糟嘢住，講返呢度先…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RyVWyWUvL
「東歪」迅間閃到欣欣身邊，仲一拳將佢打暈咗…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDN2MJBHPuH
好在，我識「鳳凰閃現」，我即刻就閃埋去救返欣欣…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRWEsLEplt
而「東歪」就退返去「鬼王」身邊。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzOWrnodJI
當大家都凝視住「東歪」嘅時候，突然…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUw8uCOnrBZ
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2JXUOx4Xu
傻佬明佢原來已經醒返，仲擺出一副冇得輸嘅姿態對住「鬼王」。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE799gpnePc
究竟佢憑咩呢？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWi0zWwDu4C
「九陽草薙！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrihOuCmwV
之後，我哋同「鬼王」鬥咗幾吓口哩，佢唔夠我哋鬥就…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bAbPe76NP
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9OdvzeBzi
「鬼王」一吓閃身埋去阿明度，但係迅間又彈返開…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqeBe9Mage
原來係阿明佢合埋眼嚇窒咗佢…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlMa5STy4H
之後，阿明都叫埋我哋合埋眼…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMj8WQ3WodA
但係咁精彩嘅場面，邊有人想合埋眼丫，我唯有先望住地下，唔直望佢哋…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSP2qIT6XWt
點知第一句聽到嘅，竟然係「鬼王」佢出聲喎︰—817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtG560uFtMB
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡog31pyCmgL
我記得呢招係會釋出鬼魂嘅…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21etY91ZqD
「…九陽草薙，出鞘！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEawzi7IVBt
阿明出聲喇，燦爛金光亦從此而生…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdPurGqbE9
我諗呢D就係「九陽草薙」嘅力量喇！817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2FIPsAM28
當然，我冇辦法去直視佢哋，但係我可以去聽同去用眼尾哨吓佢哋…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDNli7mnD0
「…你…要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvBcV4NJWc
「…心眼！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRi4pRZd3CF
「心眼」？唔通同我隻「慧眼」同類嘅？817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm812tg3vfx
我諗到呢度，即刻就望一望「英雄」…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnP8bmadJs
「咦，英雄，你冇事丫嘛？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3ULK9wAyB
佢一殼眼淚咁樣對住我…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uUEzDI5Ru
「大哥啊，救命啊，我冇眼簾嫁，好燦眼啊！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP570DRKLhC
係噃，真係難為佢，而家佢流晒馬尿咁款…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9hv3sQ0kW
正當我想想辦法幫吓「英雄」嗰陣，突然…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6QIIUXSqc
「嚓」一聲…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSg1AdxBsq
之後…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmz9V7OkFpe
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗…」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSm8CEgipy
「大家開眼啦。」阿明講完，就收返埋把「九陽草薙」…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU13fYRkYLh
我亦抬起頭嚟睇吓發生咩事…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAJwvDLv2E
原來…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfohOyLzWdg
係「東歪」出手殺死咗「鬼王」…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHktmKQo5o2
唔通，我哋怪錯咗佢…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCn9rO2ktH
但係不出幾秒，答案就嚟喇…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30hzV8DOO7
「東歪」佢向住一個方向，好恭敬咁耷低頭…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Grjl3jj4m
個方向就係「大袋」被吊起嘅方向…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITDI5whEXC
我轉身望過去，發覺…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxR79z58yY
「餐躝~」幾聲嘅鐵鍊聲，係「大袋」佢自己鬆開咗鐵鍊啊！817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFu8alQFDy
我當時又開心，又擔心，嗰種感覺真係好難形容…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5TF8uKvAI
我眼見佢慢慢飄埋去擒咗上去嘅欣家姐嘅面前…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiliekFuYnt
淨係隱約聽到佢問︰—817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9swzZzPz8
「你想救我呀？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEE9xNus27
欣家姐呆咗咁及咗一吓頭，而「大袋」佢就咁回應︰—817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzno1rkhRD0
「好可惜，我已經唔係佢，我係佛地魔。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQmVfxYmH3
「吓？」呢一吓係當時我心裡面嘅疑問。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGwx0sj9T7
連呢一個單字都未問完，「大袋」佢…「佛地魔」佢…唉，我都唔知點叫佢好…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhxXmOxaFN
Eee…算啦，叫佢「大袋魔」啦，「大袋魔」佢出手快到我肉眼都睇唔到…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUr0s3D7AMR
欣家姐就俾佢打暈咗。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLUBi8KJOH
「大袋，你癲咗呀？佢係你啱啱先識嘅女朋友嚟嫁！」阿狗大嗌。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyBB84Drv8
阿狗嗌完，只係「蓬」一聲，「大袋魔」就已經去到佢面前，再…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUdMFp7sHg
一手將佢個口噤住…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6WRc7R55t
阿狗佢就連反擊嘅能力都冇…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwryrytm0tZ
「狐炎舞！」阿妮即刻想出手相救，但係…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdJMG6jqe0
「大袋魔」左手一撥…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcBv2B6zK8
「嘭」一聲，阿妮就彈開幾丈遠…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSa41IEQO6g
之後「大袋魔」一手將阿狗噤落地下…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInx8DeMo7q
再「嘭」一聲，阿狗完全俾佢壓咗入地下…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpU9DqcRhNv
「大袋魔」起返身，斯斯然咁另轉身行返上大台…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCe3oKz51P
「恭喜佛地魔大人重生。」「東歪」好恭敬咁向住「大袋魔」講。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bmFrDpegs
「仲以為酒吞童子隻小鬼就夠料清理晒呢班人添。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QFVjFz1ZT
「佢咁冇用，我呢把妖刀都唔想浪費時間，隨手就殺咗佢，望大人原諒。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzZnFgPij6
「傻啦，佢死唔死同我都冇關係，佢只係幫我嚟浪費呢堆人時間嫁啫…」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVt59GQHSl3
「你…你將大袋佢點啊？」阿明咬牙切齒咁問。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxdeSkFY9r
「見你打贏「童子」，我就答吓你問題啦，你講嘅人，而家仲喺我身體裡面。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAJe4mm5la
「咁係咪真係打贏你就可以救返我哋朋友啊？」我問。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeYZMy1g1X
「哈哈哈，係啊，嚟啦，全部一齊上丫，我讓你哋淨係用單手又點話？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdqqxYZ27v
佢個樣明明係「大袋」，但係整個格就好似變咗另一個人一樣，真係好心寒…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNsBfgfZif
「咁…咁點解你要用我哋朋友嘅身體啊？」「細鬼」竟然出聲。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡld7jlIxpwl
「大袋魔」突然好凶狠咁望住「細鬼」，再用手指指住佢…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVgMQPR88g
「你講多次！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASYQN4VNur
佢嘅呢個凶狠嘅眼神，就好似威嚇住「細鬼」會節磨死佢一樣…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYQycPNopC
「細鬼」佢當場俾「大袋魔」嚇到瀨咗尿…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsK91ItQAB
亦都唔敢再問…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJtM6pT8X9
「哎喲，我只係叫你講多次啫，做乜嚇到瀨尿咁陰公豬呀？使唔使叔叔錫返？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ404wFD9MR7
「細鬼」已經俾佢嚇到呆晒咁坐咗喺地…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdIMODNp4r
「地魔，點解你要咁害班細路？」「肥龍大師」咁問。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hBwNJ7n6y
「肥仔，你又想瀨尿啊？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0eTTJM1yG
「瀨屎你嘆都仲得呀！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblB6ZfXh6S
「嘩，乜你咁污糟嫁，好，講吓你哋聽啦，我冇諗住害你哋噃，我淨係想一樣嘢，就係毀滅人間…」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXF58XcVJL
「咩意思啊？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡON8n0gnQqX
「困晒你哋喺度，唔好阻住晒，我就去毀滅人間囉，而家應該都七七八八嚧…」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaqA7KDcB5
「咩七七八八啊？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡki8qgbDDeC
「世界上好多個地方都已經俾我嘅瘟疫腐土佔據咗。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwhxnNrZch
「佔據咗會點嫁？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡps21XzWZqW
「人類都會變成聽從我指令嘅腐肉。丫，你哋係香港人呀可？好似成個香港都已經俾我毀滅咗嚧。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgFwqTRPN7
「咩話？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZySyTgEbYj
「…」大家都呆咗一陣。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDflMiyNHu
「唔好理佢吹水定講笑住，我哋而家係要打敗佢。」「南龍」先生出聲。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JpNeYwHQs
「地魔，我諗你都好戰嫁，不如俾少少時間我哋變強，再同你打。」佢再講。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ghL2KhU4Z
「變強？你哋仲可以點變強啊？哈哈哈，不過都好，俾三分鐘你哋啦。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8BEMpAWc7
「大家埋嚟…」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYNzQ2vaYV
之後我哋郁動到嘅人都走埋去「南龍」先生度…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLQOlgfu4M
「「屎橋」教我哋，可以試吓呢一招，劏雞還神。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksJuQxcO7Y
「咩嚟嫁？究竟你呢個「噏屎」邊個寫嫁？信唔信得過嫁？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ291chxcFCj
「世外高人寫嫁，唔會有錯，不過點做佢就唔會直接教我哋囉。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rmSayypNZ
「劏雞還神即係點啊？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKKAtzTLdx
「神與神…劏雞還神…我諗…我明喇，係請神啊，初仔佢嗰招啊。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVSFuKL4Iy
「請神！？點請啊？而家「光管陳」又唔喺度，仲有啊，我哋要請邊個神啊？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOLRy6WdwG
「孫悟空丫！肯定有得贏。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzI2qrF1cf
「識龜波氣功嗰個好唔好？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxS5wZ47qk
「咁我想要悟飯囉。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIB8sa21Q8W
「癲夠未啊？得返一分鐘咋。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CjQNhMKPm
「劏雞還神…我諗…我哋應該係要用雞血嚟請神。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmB86SNMSV
「邊度嚟雞血啊？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8VOB0ufON
「呢度！」突然後面有條友大嗌。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYcootb5XH
係「阿張」啊！嗰個喺故事裡面好少出現，俾孌童校長孌嗰個啊。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLjLhgvJjp
「你手上嘅係咩嚟嫁？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpTqZ1beSp
「雞妖隻手。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDWfgYWeCH
「雞妖？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBzCGMfWNr
「之前脅持我嗰隻啊，我見咁大個仔都未見過妖怪，咪攞佢隻手嚟留念，諗住返去做標本囉。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3p3A5b0iZu
「嘩，果然最可怕嘅都係人類。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFX0isYRDN3
「事不宜遲，我試吓用雞血請神啦。」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HIeWKkkhk
「咁請邊個啊？」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgjNb1mPrB
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnJ8Xrxf3e
(待續)817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYbkFBvS4w
下集預告︰817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVIA7B2gl8
P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4oQIuaEVl
註解︰817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03YChkDVaQ
(1) 鬥咗幾吓口哩 — 鬥口哩，即係鬥嘴，鬥鬧咁囉。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHIpTsdIR0
(2) 流晒馬尿 — 流馬尿，即係流眼淚。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vahCFa4i6
(3) 陰公豬 — 唔知點解要加個豬字，應該純粹懶可愛，陰公意思有D似慘啊，淒涼啊咁囉，通常唔忍心咁睇到人哋慘況就會講︰「陰公囉！」。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1Rci4CHMh
(4) 悟空﹑悟飯 — 本來唔想介紹，因為有《龍珠-改》，不過呢度提吓啦，日本動漫《龍珠》主角悟空係用左中國《西遊記》一D事物創作嘅，當中主角就係用咗齊天大聖孫悟空個名，至於悟飯就係佢個仔，舊版細個個陣好型好正好勁，而家唔知改成點嚧。817Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡih8ebrAUUR
