第124集 ~ 輝︰外傳咩?講主線啦,到「地魔」喇呢集!817Please respect copyright.PENANAVHnEEpl8Zy
估唔到「大袋」個衰仔原來幾識溝女噃…817Please respect copyright.PENANAhIge6tEmK1
又估唔到欣家姐原來愛起人上嚟會咁傻痴痴…817Please respect copyright.PENANARmeGbvWvMS
更加估唔到而家「大袋」竟然變成咗「佛地魔」。817Please respect copyright.PENANAswqqIFPfL4
之前欣欣不恥「東歪」歪理連篇,所以破口大罵…817Please respect copyright.PENANAjiGvXLdd96
「唔怪得人哋都叫你「東歪」喇!就算係妖刀又點噃?唔可以改邪歸正咩?唔可以得道成仙,變成仙劍神刀咩?唔好話你自己冇心!點解要助紂為虐啊?仲要親手殺死自己師父,你連做把刀都唔配啊!做…做PAT屎你就差唔多!」817Please respect copyright.PENANAKf2FH97EKo
欣欣當時應該真係好嬲,佢好少講屎尿屁嫁。817Please respect copyright.PENANAvLV2V8UcSU
(係啊,靚女唔會屙屎添啊!)817Please respect copyright.PENANAxnkbvGtriU
唔講污糟嘢住,講返呢度先…817Please respect copyright.PENANA6RyVWyWUvL
「東歪」迅間閃到欣欣身邊,仲一拳將佢打暈咗…817Please respect copyright.PENANADN2MJBHPuH
好在,我識「鳳凰閃現」,我即刻就閃埋去救返欣欣…817Please respect copyright.PENANAsRWEsLEplt
而「東歪」就退返去「鬼王」身邊。817Please respect copyright.PENANAXzOWrnodJI
當大家都凝視住「東歪」嘅時候,突然…817Please respect copyright.PENANAUw8uCOnrBZ
「哈哈哈哈,我明喇,我明喇!」817Please respect copyright.PENANAa2JXUOx4Xu
傻佬明佢原來已經醒返,仲擺出一副冇得輸嘅姿態對住「鬼王」。817Please respect copyright.PENANAE799gpnePc
究竟佢憑咩呢?817Please respect copyright.PENANAWi0zWwDu4C
「九陽草薙!」817Please respect copyright.PENANAKrihOuCmwV
之後,我哋同「鬼王」鬥咗幾吓口哩,佢唔夠我哋鬥就…817Please respect copyright.PENANA0bAbPe76NP
「接招啦,癲仔!靈魂鬼步。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9OdvzeBzi
「鬼王」一吓閃身埋去阿明度,但係迅間又彈返開…817Please respect copyright.PENANAoqeBe9Mage
原來係阿明佢合埋眼嚇窒咗佢…817Please respect copyright.PENANAPlMa5STy4H
之後,阿明都叫埋我哋合埋眼…817Please respect copyright.PENANAMj8WQ3WodA
但係咁精彩嘅場面,邊有人想合埋眼丫,我唯有先望住地下,唔直望佢哋…817Please respect copyright.PENANASP2qIT6XWt
點知第一句聽到嘅,竟然係「鬼王」佢出聲喎︰—817Please respect copyright.PENANAtG560uFtMB
「哼,我睇你都癲夠喇!就送你一程啦,天狗夢魘!」817Please respect copyright.PENANAog31pyCmgL
我記得呢招係會釋出鬼魂嘅…817Please respect copyright.PENANA21etY91ZqD
「…九陽草薙,出鞘!」817Please respect copyright.PENANAEawzi7IVBt
阿明出聲喇,燦爛金光亦從此而生…817Please respect copyright.PENANAYdPurGqbE9
我諗呢D就係「九陽草薙」嘅力量喇!817Please respect copyright.PENANAl2FIPsAM28
當然,我冇辦法去直視佢哋,但係我可以去聽同去用眼尾哨吓佢哋…817Please respect copyright.PENANAPDNli7mnD0
「…你…要合埋眼,你點樣可以殺得到我啊?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAmvBcV4NJWc
「…心眼!」817Please respect copyright.PENANARi4pRZd3CF
「心眼」?唔通同我隻「慧眼」同類嘅?817Please respect copyright.PENANAm812tg3vfx
我諗到呢度,即刻就望一望「英雄」…817Please respect copyright.PENANAUnP8bmadJs
「咦,英雄,你冇事丫嘛?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAM3ULK9wAyB
佢一殼眼淚咁樣對住我…817Please respect copyright.PENANA6uUEzDI5Ru
「大哥啊,救命啊,我冇眼簾嫁,好燦眼啊!」817Please respect copyright.PENANAP570DRKLhC
係噃,真係難為佢,而家佢流晒馬尿咁款…817Please respect copyright.PENANAc9hv3sQ0kW
正當我想想辦法幫吓「英雄」嗰陣,突然…817Please respect copyright.PENANAi6QIIUXSqc
「嚓」一聲…817Please respect copyright.PENANAoSg1AdxBsq
之後…817Please respect copyright.PENANAmz9V7OkFpe
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇,你好明顯已經輸咗…」817Please respect copyright.PENANApSm8CEgipy
「大家開眼啦。」阿明講完,就收返埋把「九陽草薙」…817Please respect copyright.PENANAU13fYRkYLh
我亦抬起頭嚟睇吓發生咩事…817Please respect copyright.PENANAoAJwvDLv2E
原來…817Please respect copyright.PENANAfohOyLzWdg
係「東歪」出手殺死咗「鬼王」…817Please respect copyright.PENANAHktmKQo5o2
唔通,我哋怪錯咗佢…817Please respect copyright.PENANAVCn9rO2ktH
但係不出幾秒,答案就嚟喇…817Please respect copyright.PENANA30hzV8DOO7
「東歪」佢向住一個方向,好恭敬咁耷低頭…817Please respect copyright.PENANA4Grjl3jj4m
個方向就係「大袋」被吊起嘅方向…817Please respect copyright.PENANAITDI5whEXC
我轉身望過去,發覺…817Please respect copyright.PENANAWxR79z58yY
「餐躝~」幾聲嘅鐵鍊聲,係「大袋」佢自己鬆開咗鐵鍊啊!817Please respect copyright.PENANAiFu8alQFDy
我當時又開心,又擔心,嗰種感覺真係好難形容…817Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5TF8uKvAI
我眼見佢慢慢飄埋去擒咗上去嘅欣家姐嘅面前…817Please respect copyright.PENANAiliekFuYnt
淨係隱約聽到佢問︰—817Please respect copyright.PENANAh9swzZzPz8
「你想救我呀?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAcEE9xNus27
欣家姐呆咗咁及咗一吓頭,而「大袋」佢就咁回應︰—817Please respect copyright.PENANAzno1rkhRD0
「好可惜,我已經唔係佢,我係佛地魔。」817Please respect copyright.PENANADQmVfxYmH3
「吓?」呢一吓係當時我心裡面嘅疑問。817Please respect copyright.PENANAwGwx0sj9T7
連呢一個單字都未問完,「大袋」佢…「佛地魔」佢…唉,我都唔知點叫佢好…817Please respect copyright.PENANAHhxXmOxaFN
Eee…算啦,叫佢「大袋魔」啦,「大袋魔」佢出手快到我肉眼都睇唔到…817Please respect copyright.PENANAUr0s3D7AMR
欣家姐就俾佢打暈咗。817Please respect copyright.PENANAhLUBi8KJOH
「大袋,你癲咗呀?佢係你啱啱先識嘅女朋友嚟嫁!」阿狗大嗌。817Please respect copyright.PENANAJyBB84Drv8
阿狗嗌完,只係「蓬」一聲,「大袋魔」就已經去到佢面前,再…817Please respect copyright.PENANAmUdMFp7sHg
一手將佢個口噤住…817Please respect copyright.PENANAg6WRc7R55t
阿狗佢就連反擊嘅能力都冇…817Please respect copyright.PENANAwryrytm0tZ
「狐炎舞!」阿妮即刻想出手相救,但係…817Please respect copyright.PENANAxdJMG6jqe0
「大袋魔」左手一撥…817Please respect copyright.PENANAqcBv2B6zK8
「嘭」一聲,阿妮就彈開幾丈遠…817Please respect copyright.PENANASa41IEQO6g
之後「大袋魔」一手將阿狗噤落地下…817Please respect copyright.PENANAInx8DeMo7q
再「嘭」一聲,阿狗完全俾佢壓咗入地下…817Please respect copyright.PENANApU9DqcRhNv
「大袋魔」起返身,斯斯然咁另轉身行返上大台…817Please respect copyright.PENANAOCe3oKz51P
「恭喜佛地魔大人重生。」「東歪」好恭敬咁向住「大袋魔」講。817Please respect copyright.PENANA6bmFrDpegs
「仲以為酒吞童子隻小鬼就夠料清理晒呢班人添。」817Please respect copyright.PENANA5QFVjFz1ZT
「佢咁冇用,我呢把妖刀都唔想浪費時間,隨手就殺咗佢,望大人原諒。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAuzZnFgPij6
「傻啦,佢死唔死同我都冇關係,佢只係幫我嚟浪費呢堆人時間嫁啫…」817Please respect copyright.PENANAVt59GQHSl3
「你…你將大袋佢點啊?」阿明咬牙切齒咁問。817Please respect copyright.PENANAbxdeSkFY9r
「見你打贏「童子」,我就答吓你問題啦,你講嘅人,而家仲喺我身體裡面。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAHAJe4mm5la
「咁係咪真係打贏你就可以救返我哋朋友啊?」我問。817Please respect copyright.PENANAoeYZMy1g1X
「哈哈哈,係啊,嚟啦,全部一齊上丫,我讓你哋淨係用單手又點話?」817Please respect copyright.PENANABdqqxYZ27v
佢個樣明明係「大袋」,但係整個格就好似變咗另一個人一樣,真係好心寒…817Please respect copyright.PENANAyNsBfgfZif
「咁…咁點解你要用我哋朋友嘅身體啊?」「細鬼」竟然出聲。817Please respect copyright.PENANAld7jlIxpwl
「大袋魔」突然好凶狠咁望住「細鬼」,再用手指指住佢…817Please respect copyright.PENANAcVgMQPR88g
「你講多次!」817Please respect copyright.PENANAASYQN4VNur
佢嘅呢個凶狠嘅眼神,就好似威嚇住「細鬼」會節磨死佢一樣…817Please respect copyright.PENANAHYQycPNopC
「細鬼」佢當場俾「大袋魔」嚇到瀨咗尿…817Please respect copyright.PENANAbsK91ItQAB
亦都唔敢再問…817Please respect copyright.PENANAlJtM6pT8X9
「哎喲,我只係叫你講多次啫,做乜嚇到瀨尿咁陰公豬呀?使唔使叔叔錫返?」817Please respect copyright.PENANA404wFD9MR7
「細鬼」已經俾佢嚇到呆晒咁坐咗喺地…817Please respect copyright.PENANAcdIMODNp4r
「地魔,點解你要咁害班細路?」「肥龍大師」咁問。817Please respect copyright.PENANA5hBwNJ7n6y
「肥仔,你又想瀨尿啊?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAV0eTTJM1yG
「瀨屎你嘆都仲得呀!」817Please respect copyright.PENANAblB6ZfXh6S
「嘩,乜你咁污糟嫁,好,講吓你哋聽啦,我冇諗住害你哋噃,我淨係想一樣嘢,就係毀滅人間…」817Please respect copyright.PENANANXF58XcVJL
「咩意思啊?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAON8n0gnQqX
「困晒你哋喺度,唔好阻住晒,我就去毀滅人間囉,而家應該都七七八八嚧…」817Please respect copyright.PENANAEaqA7KDcB5
「咩七七八八啊?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAki8qgbDDeC
「世界上好多個地方都已經俾我嘅瘟疫腐土佔據咗。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAkwhxnNrZch
「佔據咗會點嫁?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAps21XzWZqW
「人類都會變成聽從我指令嘅腐肉。丫,你哋係香港人呀可?好似成個香港都已經俾我毀滅咗嚧。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAUgFwqTRPN7
「咩話?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAZySyTgEbYj
「…」大家都呆咗一陣。817Please respect copyright.PENANAzDflMiyNHu
「唔好理佢吹水定講笑住,我哋而家係要打敗佢。」「南龍」先生出聲。817Please respect copyright.PENANA0JpNeYwHQs
「地魔,我諗你都好戰嫁,不如俾少少時間我哋變強,再同你打。」佢再講。817Please respect copyright.PENANA1ghL2KhU4Z
「變強?你哋仲可以點變強啊?哈哈哈,不過都好,俾三分鐘你哋啦。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAd8BEMpAWc7
「大家埋嚟…」817Please respect copyright.PENANAYYNzQ2vaYV
之後我哋郁動到嘅人都走埋去「南龍」先生度…817Please respect copyright.PENANAzLQOlgfu4M
「「屎橋」教我哋,可以試吓呢一招,劏雞還神。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAksJuQxcO7Y
「咩嚟嫁?究竟你呢個「噏屎」邊個寫嫁?信唔信得過嫁?」817Please respect copyright.PENANA291chxcFCj
「世外高人寫嫁,唔會有錯,不過點做佢就唔會直接教我哋囉。」817Please respect copyright.PENANA1rmSayypNZ
「劏雞還神即係點啊?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAtKKAtzTLdx
「神與神…劏雞還神…我諗…我明喇,係請神啊,初仔佢嗰招啊。」817Please respect copyright.PENANArVSFuKL4Iy
「請神!?點請啊?而家「光管陳」又唔喺度,仲有啊,我哋要請邊個神啊?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAGOLRy6WdwG
「孫悟空丫!肯定有得贏。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAyzI2qrF1cf
「識龜波氣功嗰個好唔好?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAAxS5wZ47qk
「咁我想要悟飯囉。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAIB8sa21Q8W
「癲夠未啊?得返一分鐘咋。」817Please respect copyright.PENANA6CjQNhMKPm
「劏雞還神…我諗…我哋應該係要用雞血嚟請神。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAQmB86SNMSV
「邊度嚟雞血啊?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8VOB0ufON
「呢度!」突然後面有條友大嗌。817Please respect copyright.PENANAuYcootb5XH
係「阿張」啊!嗰個喺故事裡面好少出現,俾孌童校長孌嗰個啊。817Please respect copyright.PENANAgLjLhgvJjp
「你手上嘅係咩嚟嫁?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAwpTqZ1beSp
「雞妖隻手。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAPDWfgYWeCH
「雞妖?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAHBzCGMfWNr
「之前脅持我嗰隻啊,我見咁大個仔都未見過妖怪,咪攞佢隻手嚟留念,諗住返去做標本囉。」817Please respect copyright.PENANA3p3A5b0iZu
「嘩,果然最可怕嘅都係人類。」817Please respect copyright.PENANAFX0isYRDN3
「事不宜遲,我試吓用雞血請神啦。」817Please respect copyright.PENANA3HIeWKkkhk
「咁請邊個啊?」817Please respect copyright.PENANAQgjNb1mPrB
「冇得錯嫁喇,有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」,又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」,仲有隻哮天傻狗,係你喇,二郎神!」817Please respect copyright.PENANAMnJ8Xrxf3e
(待續)817Please respect copyright.PENANABYbkFBvS4w
下集預告︰817Please respect copyright.PENANAJVIA7B2gl8
P你個K丫,青龍劍都爛埋添…817Please respect copyright.PENANAM4oQIuaEVl
註解︰817Please respect copyright.PENANA03YChkDVaQ
(1) 鬥咗幾吓口哩 — 鬥口哩,即係鬥嘴,鬥鬧咁囉。817Please respect copyright.PENANAlHIpTsdIR0
(2) 流晒馬尿 — 流馬尿,即係流眼淚。817Please respect copyright.PENANA8vahCFa4i6
(3) 陰公豬 — 唔知點解要加個豬字,應該純粹懶可愛,陰公意思有D似慘啊,淒涼啊咁囉,通常唔忍心咁睇到人哋慘況就會講︰「陰公囉!」。817Please respect copyright.PENANAw1Rci4CHMh
(4) 悟空﹑悟飯 — 本來唔想介紹,因為有《龍珠-改》,不過呢度提吓啦,日本動漫《龍珠》主角悟空係用左中國《西遊記》一D事物創作嘅,當中主角就係用咗齊天大聖孫悟空個名,至於悟飯就係佢個仔,舊版細個個陣好型好正好勁,而家唔知改成點嚧。817Please respect copyright.PENANAih8ebrAUUR