第125集 ~ 明︰妖！做乜又有隻彊屍王要打嫁？609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUKmnM6Tw8
咦，「洋腸」呢？做乜今集唔幫我講啊？609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0fLlNmWVG
吓，「洋腸」你…竟然同「彩雲」佢…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPN5ARcendD
光天化日做呢D嘢？而家大家危在旦夕噃…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZv7sF5jefY
係咪應該遲D先做啊？609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6LyZIUUWt
(揼骨喳嘛，乜你講到好似咩咁嫁。你自己講住先啦，「洋腸」要幫我啊。)609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoV6V6KrM8O
(其實…我唔係淨係想揼骨囉。)609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOWYXwALW3
唉，佢哋呢對痴男怨女，我都係唔理佢哋喇，求人不如求己…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmE94699u4o
我自己講返好過…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDO2AMMVr1
「東歪」殺死咗「鬼王」之後…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuG5CAr2iED
「佛地魔」就重生喇，仲要用「大袋」個身嚟重生…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGulpI56rAo
所以而家大家都叫佢「大袋魔」。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5lyMpPsxX
我哋唔能夠用妖魔鬼怪嘅層次去睇佢，因為…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1xUxOeJwt
佢根本就已經係一隻「半神」…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCDssZnscr
嗰度氣牆，完全掩蓋晒我哋嘅力量…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6h9ebQxcQf
最明顯嘅解釋就係我哋明明聽到佢講，香港俾佢毀滅咗…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Fs216BF14
比著係正常情況，應該係會好嬲，但係一來我哋唔知係咪真…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMvbiEhCKK
二來，「大袋魔」嘅力量大到呢，我哋都明顯感受到…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRzmLoIVZv
我哋其實只能夠肉隨砧板上，苟延殘喘咁。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQhJFx2Oyz
你諗吓，佢勁到可以指吓人就已經令人瀨尿，你話佢幾勁呢？609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tPXHlh9aO
所以而家我哋唯有用佢俾嘅時間去諗其他方法…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMO6Eqocilp
而而家，唯一有機會贏嘅方法就係請神上身幫拖…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuNxjAroST
「咁請邊個啊？」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3qT3NVZNz
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！你哋頂住先，我試吓召喚「二郎神」。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZY6CmjDP6q
「哦。但係…我哋可以點頂啊？」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TVrIUfSrJ
「哈哈哈哈，頂我？算啦，見你哋有D誠意挑戰我，你哋就唔使打我住啦，打咗我最後兩隻手下先…」「大袋魔」咁講。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtu4It7FRw
「仲有兩隻？」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsS430nFq1d
「妖刀村正係一隻，另外一隻…出嚟啦，陳年彊屍王…」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FUpK1m8Uf
「個名會唔會有D核突？」我問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePdEsrfYpx
「唔係核突，係好似食物。」阿輝講。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtm29FVdMVb
喺呢個時候，又係地下，又喺地下度慢慢升咗副棺材出嚟…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2gHporoWC
棺材蓋彈開，走咗條…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQfnxUbtHn
「當年五絕大戰嗰隻彊屍王啊！」「南龍」先生咁講。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGLby6uaX6
「你專心D召喚二郎神先啦。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohaAZSPZFZ
「係，咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦…」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡne9Eyil8uA
佢有佢召喚，而我哋就…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1JXKTd6ht
「保護好「南龍」先生同阿輝，呢兩隻嘢就等我哋攪掂啦！」我講。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVYvU3SQ5A
「師兄你執迷不悟，就等我嚟對付你啦，明仔，彊屍王就交俾你喇。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Uv9Zif47k
「嘩，你都幾識揀噃。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGK7LpBfBCt
「咁你係咪想一個打兩個啊？」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeolVgIJXz
「唉，算喇，嚟啦，彊屍王！」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJatStbgaY
我講完呢句之後，我發現「彊屍王」係啞嘅，所以…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwdLoGWxaH
唯有講返兩句「東東大戰」嗰邊先啦，即係東歪VS東虫…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLXhENziAq
「師兄，既然你執迷不悟，咁你唔好怪我對你唔客氣喇，靈力我已經用得七七八八，唯有借助師祖之力，雷神震子，求你借我力量去驅除妖魔。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oyvQyE8X0
佢一講完，一條閃電劈落佢度，我幾驚佢係講錯嘢，俾電劈死埋啊。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEgtxLE6Ex
好在，佢冇事，雙眼仲變得炯炯有神咁…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBidW9CXvSb
「雷電交加！」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITEiMDEtDa
「大師」一借到神力，立即就一個電球掟埋去「司徒不正」度…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0mRac7n0y
「風牆！」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52K5S3IE2I
司徒不正亦製造咗一道牆出嚟擋咗大師嘅電球…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwjDGOMgQc
「雨電風雷四式係星老嘢教我哋嘅，你識電同雷，咁我就用雨同風嚟同你打啦！」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWH8hpF79vI
「漫天飛雨刀！」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJFJ4UXfdc
呢招令到刀如雨下，好多刀光劍影向大師飛去…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIE62UpPV7
「電光霹靂！」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlvoILPtQs
呢招有震盪嘅力量，阻擋咗刀雨嘅來勢…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyn6hjCmE4j
「疾風快刀！」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISqIqiXYwS
「司徒不正」突然迅間衝向「大師」，再連環快刀…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw39Mn46pGz
「大師」只可以閃避，好在佢件衫比較鬆身，造成一D虛位…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoZLsYULzq
「司徒不正」亦只係斬爛晒大師件衫…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHhkSgcxXV
「大師冇武器啊，快D幫佢啦！」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCOz4GVieh
「接武器！」係阿張啊！佢將「南龍」先生嘅「青龍劍」掟咗俾大師…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvwufYIJXV
點知…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4mcLFBJ7h
「擘」一聲就俾「司徒不正」斬爛咗…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9cqOJ5kG2
「P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlhGN1XZU2
「唔好咁大聲啊，南龍先生仲咦咦哦哦緊，佢未知嫁。」我咁講。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2OSi1aGsz
「我自己有武器，雷神釘鎚，我震！」「大師」講。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQB9C0h0DV
「大師」唔知喺邊度嚟咗雙件神器，一釘一鎚…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyTYBCVAGR
一敲，雷電就飛向「司徒不正」…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEi5n5x52O
睇嚟佢哋都要大戰三百個回合喇。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszBKMbNXdh
「呀小朋友，你可唔可以俾D面理吓我呢？」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5UwarwEbK
一把第一次聽到嘅聲音，原來係「彊屍王」出聲…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5naZbzcqtI
「唔好意思，我仲以為你係啞嫁添。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMse8Pt9xw
「唔緊要，咁我哋可以開打未丫？」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAafNEtfVI
我吊，我用心望一望佢個口，佢個口冇郁不特止，仲要有曱甴走出嚟嫁…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡev3bXRTx89
我驚起嚟咪一吓抆出「九陽草薙」囉，點知…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBaPpG11a4
「嚓」一聲，「彊屍王」就俾我斬開咗兩邊…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBIMRuUSXp
我以為佢會好似「鬼王」咁重生啦，點知佢就咁訓咗喺地冇再郁過。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafXrV8QJiN
唔知係咪我D無情力太勁呢？我真係斬死咗佢…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmR1T7bjAx
「喂，有冇人解釋吓我聽，點解隻「彊屍王」咁豆腐嫁？佢真係死咗噃。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqPElUgEee
「國產貨係咁嫁喇，將就吓啦。」「細寶」講。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirFwubC46z
「有冇保養啊？」「大寶」講。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0OPX01E66
「有冇買保險啊？」瀨咗尿嘅「細鬼」講。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrr4GqLEAC
「保險唔保啦。」阿倫講。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmYNyx0Y2V
「又話當年五絕好辛苦先打贏佢嘅？」我再問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlud7M7Zjsp
「呢隻擺明係膺品啦，「彊屍王」點會識講嘢嫁啫。」「洋腸」都出晒口。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsef0e7OP6
「喂，佛地魔，你造假嘢呃消費者呀？」我問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4EMt5tyJs
「我鬼知咩，我都係買返嚟嫁喳嘛，我都係受害者啊！」「大袋魔」竟然回應。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6BUKa4TGL
「咁下次買嘢小心D喇，知唔知啊？」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2eIHheOdc
「哦！」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXMzeU98r2
咦，睇嚟大家嘅「廢話戰術」又拖延咗一D時間喇喎…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OJ1FWYze1
仲攪到佢好似唔記得咗我殺咗佢愛將添。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTHt5IDGPA
「咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦,…」「南龍」先生繼續召喚「二郎神」。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5D3TDrOPh
(嘟嘟 ~)609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSBAj8IPRm
咦，南龍先生個「哀風」好似收到訊息噃…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbal7YwLhc
咩話？…「二郎神手提電話號碼，46709394。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbPHoxG5Wp
「喂，先生，你個「哀風」叫你唔好咦咦哦哦喇，打俾二郎神啦。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56BOtxdCjI
「吓，咩話，乜而家上面都咁先進喇？」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8W25vYBlcR
「南龍」先生攞起「哀風」，即係就打，點知…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqzSdfkcnL
(嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟…)(電話唔通嘅聲音)609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxYPbGM1Lg
「唔通嘅？你個「哀風」係咪廢嫁？」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYIM897PK5
「哀風廢就梗嫁啦，由「哀風生」出到而家叫做「哀風食屎」你就知啦，但係電話應該冇錯嫁喎。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDW4MnZOyZt
「我知喇，你部電話有冇漫遊啊？呢度係日本，應該最少要打+86或者+852啊。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsp7W5SnrF7
「係噃，試吓先。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dxVw6k29z
(嘟嘟 ~)609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoXR5YpZHe
「喂，邊位搵二郎神大人？」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp209nENPwc
「啱咗喇！但係…CALL台呀？我哋想搵「二郎神」幫手斬妖除魔啊。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdeboDOMbK
「有冇預約？」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7jiGkpzeV
「冇啊，但係…我哋好趕嫁，可以點樣搵到佢呢請問？」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrUUPLSw0q
「唔知，佢冇交低，點解你要搵佢啊？其他神唔得咩？」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvIhCoKjOu
「咁我哋嘅人有慧眼，有隻狗，又有把三尖兩刃刀，好似搵佢最適合丫嘛。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97heQLamC6
「車，用張飛啦。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwd0D1b3zN4
「張飛？」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSGHTDeBbb
「對眼生成白鴿眼，帶隻喪家犬，加把三尖兩刃槍…」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WFSsrWMIM
「我哋係刀，唔係槍噃。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1GR9UO4S2
「唔早D講？唉，二郎神大人返嚟喇。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcy7xyTmJKu
「唔該晒啊，CALL台大哥。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRyXPfQlSa
「CALL咩台大哥啫？我係哮天犬啊。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5hAOk9kMh
「搵我咩事？」似係「二郎神」把聲啊！609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNsEOKPKAp
(…)(二郎神把聲究竟係點嘅呢？)609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbMZgNVxzU
「麻煩大人上我朋友身去對付邪魔丫。」「南龍」先生回應。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZx2clu0UVS
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtET8iAT8Gs
「搵食啫，搵食啫，咁等你嚟喇，唔該晒。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3Kmu6PDoY
「南龍」先生收咗線就同「大袋魔」講。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOuiWE7GCM
「佛地魔，二郎神話同你打呀，不過要等佢十分鐘。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXbRS3kjdZ
「大袋魔」及咗吓頭，好似應承咁，而我就望向「東東大戰」嗰邊…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnL49CavJL9
「肥龍大師，仲頂唔頂得住啊？」我問。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxH7kHZWkAM
「雷神﹒絕殺﹒黑龍波！」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHYi3iWROi
「司徒不正」避開咗，但係…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDvP9f0VmO
「黑龍波」就繼續直飛埋去「大袋魔」度…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVtTZKEs6S
「嘭」一聲，灰塵飛起，大家都合拾希望呢一吓誤打誤撞打死咗佢，好可惜…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgu1KKvJOQ
「你老味丫，整爛晒我D衫褲，而家連條J同個啷啷都露埋出嚟。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0D2bbswQS7
「哇丫！」D女仔咁叫。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGqLIqT8nc
「哇吓。」D男仔咁叫。609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzttWJL5Hg
「唔怪得之佢叫「大袋」啦，真係聞名不如見面。」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyanj1hOrDL
但係而家「大袋魔」好似想發脾氣殺人咁款…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwT0jNYZQV
佢一個閃身就飛咗埋去笑得最大聲嘅「洋腸」度，仲想…609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lkmgYTAPn
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」609Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGqGj7iMTg
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