第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9TFHj8xWp
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmljinq1YE
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkknQlxJxX
我嘅上一集…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrI9qQrL7Ij
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4QVanU31W
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfSGRk446D
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp42ki0kldM
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SdMI42v7v
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyHxXaEcaF
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFd3SoOodH
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC1JXeILv6
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNBix8Vd74
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXNpzem4Pu
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRritJYKB2a
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8JMQGN2HA
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LhcwGmWTO
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfTVD8ccUH
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngfG7Nb3yz
「咪住！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMpnYsG2vF
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8qPsuECsj
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gTfE5ajgl
「咩話？二郎神？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbRQiWv4kC
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZzkoOxGia
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44LTRUdFgs
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmJOdKcWcF
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxEpW468bW
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQjFMOmDCJ
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwORza6JfC
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVO7O3MAjA7
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrMqjjpQo3
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRq1dqSwgw
我無奈到唔想講嘢…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ucx1CELxe
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oY2AScYAd
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlDgGUXMi3
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMacAtC7044
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxs9g7JpuT
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmlHa7HQwV
「…歌聲魅影！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbg1lQlRK2
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYXwSHGUhf
好在唔使佢出手咋。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRp8Ic4fOY
「…動感十字死光！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCv8mpfAMm7
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxg9jVEqpg
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIDylBGtPM
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuijvZblrz
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OSQRNvSH8
「咁正常對決啦…」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoHGfJsb1k
…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6L8h2kpYns
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4OW72mhY9
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoDlVAJlkP
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyYtc0Zcqo
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gRcVYPhz1
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1SwYaFU7A
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKgB1liuUd
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwDAK2EPfh
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImEYl5LY12
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65Wmq6C1A6
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eGxNOBq4r
…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6DcL3v3va
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPJTGn0DDr
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIy1gVFQAgE
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jc3nqEfUA
幾秒過後，白雲散去…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aQJklr2er
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVteWhhufn4
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjteJDbkmo
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuumGnCXrPL
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0B80iKyNd
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnWn5iRkVv
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnU2YywBMmw
將「二郎神」撞開…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3Az7TARJ0
「哎吔！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYs66RCrgM
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJ94oP5nZq
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HYJ1mrFcD
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeC3wTsDxM
我就襯呢個時候…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOoyh0cr3e
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlvGVjDCYT
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMXHGcLNO6
「咁點算啊？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65cKT8vCql
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcbP2alerf
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gOxEjwARx
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oXol32EYy
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWG82wnzD4
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpIPc57xC6
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTJuW51mY4
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0JlMkkDTY
「邪影勾魂斬！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTS22ZwaRj
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqwZKLB961
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90wutMTLJV
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NDf59UAxk
「陰魂歸天！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZybGxtubRf
向上一斬…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMCA23LxYT
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylTzHifIMh
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPvjfG0LdE
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHjEi3NPE8
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BG4JzAQ0k
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDsK8do4Cm
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CDQzn2J18
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuA27AXA1p
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSgcvMG9kR
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMV6AtduOj
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRXhFOBDIl
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVcGM3XdCq
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XIFeOFlmA
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTwwaU8sZR
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSvYhD1pkC
「冇錯！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1oGM2Q83n
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIlfdDI7Xr
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVfBETpMo5
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4eeaFzZCT
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggctC8bgPQ
刀光劍影之快…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGg9RxFb8t
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRXDN69zeO
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOH7PjKNqmS
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNHVyZV6Ag
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKtRsYLt61
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zBuWC9eoZ
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcObHUSSsd
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YncIWn0yc
打咗幾百個合。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50V09vwAs2
之後突然…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNh8shpQOnI
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtA5cwEmrn
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbS8NkDQRq
「係PAKKA啊！」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdbIjhg5FJ
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7wXjgPpdO
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsIuqz6zE9
(待續)820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJ86gyvoxK
下集預告︰820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTuwXkkkOO
河仙？820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39teemxx7M
註解︰820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsmoGGcuj5
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6INiz3HA6
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5coYpDLnzp
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0h7lVm6dfz
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWApm682Fq5
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBK323PV0Bo
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbSmrsMx60
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9SDIdtBjO
(8) 楊家槍法 — 二郎神本來個名叫楊戩，所以我老屈佢個槍法叫楊家槍法。820Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSysiEI6AZ6
