第127集 ~ 輝︰神VS神。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RYNnizCcA
相信大家都知道「二郎神」已經上咗我身啦，所以我而家就…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6bCmK7BTk
可以用第三身去講呢集喇！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPT0TD4NjJk
我嘅上一集…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFfsCNpeZ2
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNpyl0yFgn
「南龍」先生講完呢句之後，就想盡辦法幫請「二郎神」上我身…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8TungNECy
最後仲用埋打電話CALL馬呢招…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHAS3iEQRj
點知「二郎神」咁回應︰—841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3g0UyK3TQn
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Glj7634kq
用我身體去打冇所謂，但係要等十分鐘，我當時真係驚「大袋魔」佢唔等。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ErV5vfoLs
我已經驚緊喇，點鬼知「司徒不正」仲要避開咗「肥龍大師」個「黑龍波」…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgyrn5JeVo
個「黑龍波」仲要中正「大袋魔」不突止…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhuxxBrUAX
隻死人龜仲要笑「大袋魔」佢露出個「咕咕」，仲笑到咔咔聲…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyTzSGV61B
咁樣俾人笑法，唔嬲就假喇！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovPgg0I7PH
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1wHBTPrH8
點知喺呢一刻，我身體突然不由自主，仲喺耳邊聽到…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ527oxqCFww
「細路，我沖完涼喇，借你身體一用！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPLh6aLYx4
之後我個身體就迅間飛到埋去「大袋魔」身邊，仲用左手捉住咗佢右手…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNO5094SZY
「咪住！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9tW4sjgEf
仲唔知喺邊度傳嚟一隻「如來神掌」嘅音樂…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeZyvj4QKX
其實「二郎神」關「如來神掌」咩事啫，擺明就係播錯歌，但係…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpGqs1QJpQ
「咩話？二郎神？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5hIrF9B5L
嘩，「大袋魔」竟然認得出用緊我呢個身體嘅係「二郎神」！？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRi4fyBPZh
之後「大袋魔」想擺脫「二郎神」，所以就左手一吓伸向「二郎神」…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5soL7xukE
點知「二郎神」冇閃不突止，仲兜巴打埋去…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDxsJeU6ae
「啪」一聲，「佛地魔」飛開九丈遠…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYwJYrIYBA
即使佢再起返身衝向「二郎神」，結果只係變得更慘…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuKhAmi2RZ
「二郎神」一拳，一劈，一射，直頭當「大袋魔」係波咁玩…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZPDIA3Z5i
但係之後我見「二郎神」冇再出手，淨係企咗喺度睇住「大袋魔」嘅方向…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzq4sTY87EC
所以我咁問︰「二郎神先生，點解唔乘勝追擊啊？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLS3k6eUls
「唔知係咪頭先射嗰腳太用力，整親條「大陣」，仲有少少抽筋添，等我抖吓先。」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoFcjFoRo3
我無奈到唔想講嘢…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksju1naHpk
我哋就係咁等，等到「大袋魔」起返身…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZI363eEmX
「竟然出到二郎神嚟對付我？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIx14pfqJG
「咩啊？唔順超，可以再嚟挑我機丫，打我丫，笨！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAi9tXvRGQ
我望住「二郎神」嘅右手仲係撐住條腰，我就知佢係拋浪頭…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLV0kFRF0TP
喺呢個時候，「大袋魔」仲要發脾四，我真係驚「二郎神」奶嘢，點知…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGxGovWZQ8
「…歌聲魅影！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQ7ThYKV9Z
「二郎神」就叫「居居」用把口吠出「將軍令」嚟應對…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1S1AV1hXc
好在唔使佢出手咋。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbh1OAu2Du
「…動感十字死光！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6KT5gyswi
「…AB眼嚟抵擋你…C眼嚟爆射你啦！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIEYoTSIYo
又唔使出手，真係夠著數噃！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdafIayQhpe
「你兩條友玩夠未啊？唔好咁重口味得唔得啊？」欣欣發脾氣，我都驚驚啊。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvGEZuaOy0
「Sorry囉，玩吓啫。」我都驚到跟埋口講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPX6Yl7ffyE
「咁正常對決啦…」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwkHWc9xJo
…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2T0PyssT4
「二郎神」兩句唔埋，可能見自己條腰冇咁痛就一吓飛埋去「大袋魔」度…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGjhz1uI4h
仲一拳將佢打落地下，再一腳踩住佢個頭，手執住劍就隊住「大袋魔」…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIZFxxJdom
但係我睇得出「二郎神」其實條腰仲痛緊…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIei0mUnol
佢只係想用「大袋魔」嚟平衡一吓啫…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4zhGkwSlb
「大袋魔」之後另側少少頭就講︰—841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7trYkAUd6T
「…我元氣整頓好，用上妖刀，你肯定後悔！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoy8A7tjvsD
「…我真係好想睇吓你有幾勁添！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGMmWaovuv
「唔好犯同樣錯誤啊！唔好俾機會「佛地魔」啊！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElTw0Mbn8g
「南龍」先生雖然咁嗌，但係「二郎神」只係揚揚手回應佢就算…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbzauziFft
至於「大袋魔」就慢慢爬返起身，再慢慢坐低回氣…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhKjOpX6me
…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLx1f5jLQ2
「哈哈哈哈，你真好人，好啦，可以一戰喇！「妖刀村正」歸位！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPR3UWgDbl
「大袋魔」講完之後，一舊白雲遮蓋咗佢…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygcWjviern
「司徒不正」就化成一道紫光飛入白雲之中…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MdsPVxnw7
幾秒過後，白雲散去…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AONv2x2VV
「大袋魔」竟然變成咗「混血亞洲男神 — 金城武」。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqCLRscTD0
「哈哈哈哈，我佛地魔嘅真身回歸喇，二郎神！？我呸！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcisXuVSKJ
「嘩，咩你咁老嘢腔，個「呸」字，我阿爺都唔用啦！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBbGEataeu
「你理我丫！我而家就斬死你呢個二郎神！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflKAxRN5Um
「哈哈，喂，又試吓丫喂，我都想知我可以點死？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsk65ejHQ8m
嘢都未講完，「城武魔」迅間轉移到「二郎神」身邊，仲一個滕撞…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRYO2NvmU0
將「二郎神」撞開…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DNEKaUv3G
「哎吔！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgi1ewHktb
原來我個肉身俾人打，我都仲係會痛嫁！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwhAFaLNet
但係點解條腰唔痛嘅呢？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1Ep3874Ln
「城武魔」一刀橫斬過嚟，「二郎神」揮動「鳳凰火炎」將佢格擋…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevBOM7qjxV
我就襯呢個時候…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcWykslJIE
「二郎神大人，點解你腰痛我唔痛，但係頭先俾隻「佛地魔」打就痛嘅？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oeAaN8xRr
「我上到你身係因為你同我身軀配合到，但係無奈我同你始終會有D差別，而而家因為我嘅唔小心，整傷條腰，造成我個神明體同你嘅人體差別大咗，所以力量配合都會差咗，肯定就用唔返我十成力量嫁喇，我諗而家最多得返三成力量！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKjJKgFv4Q
「咁點算啊？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubymlih6PB
「希望我三成力夠佢打啦！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQVGu8Q97j
「接招！」「城武魔」再次窮追猛打！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmk9OhIptyC
佢一個「十字追魂斬」將紫光十字光波斬過嚟…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUEhtbRfPP
而「二郎神」就用一招「火光城璧」格擋…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzpKJTcwC2
但係「城武魔」並冇停手，立即又嚟招「靈魂百烈斬」連斬數百刀…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0PMem3VKg
雖然「二郎神」一個退步，又使出一招「鳳舞炎龍」製造咗一圈圈防衛…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHT5P7CBLDb
但係「城武魔」精力明顯更旺盛，數百刀之後，接住又嚟招…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPn3rIqVmrl
「邪影勾魂斬！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCoukOwq77
一道開山刀光猛力劈向「二郎神」嘅「鳳舞炎龍」…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvoizFkyNZ
就連「二郎神」嘅防衛都俾佢打破咗…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOMbL83Gtd
「城武魔」見有所突破，立即就迅雷式飛向「二郎神」再嚟招…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvd65xZQf2O
「陰魂歸天！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgt3XvuG4nV
向上一斬…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRhor2Gxwa
「二郎神」唯有強行用「鳳凰火炎」打橫一擋，可惜…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aQ1XPLamD
「城武魔」呢一吓力量太大喇，「二郎神」連人帶劍被斬到彈飛數丈，仲要…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbpdsWB3yU
「咩原來「二郎神」係得咁多料嫁咋？」俾「城武魔」串。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2M8IpDaXGW
「「十二路勾魂斬」只係我當年成名嘅招式，已經可以打成你咁喇，你頭先D霸氣去咗邊啊？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkr50Pvy8T
「你條廢物，唔係「二郎神」佢整親條腰，你一早死咗喇！」我唔小心爆咗出嚟。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAlvysiDa6
「二郎神」亦都立即顯得無奈…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFMndtD7QC
「乜原來係咁呀？多謝你講我知噃，咁我就追住你條腰嚟斬啦！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9u4Io9xBe
死喇，我累事添！點算呢？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJdJKJmmee
「腰痛咋嘛，用佢啦！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQw2fbIw2x
「肥龍大師」突然喺自己後欄掟咗一大塊白色嘅嘢出嚟！841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmaCocTcU3
「二郎神」一手揸住咗，就問︰—841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15NNtAHPiE
「咩嚟嫁？FAX呀？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARYkyUgHA6
「全日本銷量第一，藥性滲透力強，有效舒緩肌肉勞損及工作引致的各種痛症和炎症，迅速恢復最佳狀態嘅，殺，龍，巴，斯！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6zQ64vUXW
「咩話？就係嗰條呻吟到天庭都聽到嘅日本佬用嘅…又係最出名IQ題嘅答案嗰隻「殺龍巴斯」！？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrchsj368l
「冇錯！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunUdrn2s8W
之後「二郎神」一吓就將塊嘢撻喺條腰度，再…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7BQ3TO8Io
「阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtlkHlqMBX
聲音爽到衝上雲霄…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGqcBFWK7A
再之後，「二郎神」就飛埋去「城武魔」一連幾千吓格劍…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7tPIA5a41
刀光劍影之快…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55nCvfPcgU
令到我呢個跟隨住「二郎神」身軀嘅靈魂變到好似睇緊雪花一樣…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdY0KwbZR3
「匙哩沙喇」咁，雖之言，「城武魔」並冇輸上數招…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OD3jV8rxU
但係「二郎神」總算回覆一定水平，可以一鬥…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWplWBVsl8r
之後，「城武魔」一連使出「十二路勾魂斬」…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoK0AlvfMv
而「二郎神」亦使出佢哋「楊家槍法」…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7YVLNooty
佢哋一直「PINK拎攀冷」咁，現場都冇人夠膽去插手…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVb9pc5C5WM
佢哋就係咁一直打一直打…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqzsXrhMFX
打咗幾百個合。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPByYFACoHG
之後突然…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzxSNSmhxv
我聽到地下「匙匙~」聲。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRxsB5dJpG
再有一個禿頭生物彈咗出嚟…841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEJSY1vSX8
「係PAKKA啊！」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecBFfF4cwW
河童？佢嚟做咩啊？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yYEr8xoyK
「我收到料，有人叫我嚟呢度，我都唔知咩事嫁。」河童咁講。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClRXwt0o5I
(待續)841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSUdTYDBQD
下集預告︰841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZnBS6ZpGE
河仙？841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5RgnyowDm
註解︰841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZBO6v6kCC
(1) 大陣 — 尾龍骨或者腰骨，踢波D人好鍾意咁形容條腰骨。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4fGzJg2ZR
(2) 發脾四 — 同發脾氣。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEg7UaQ6Pqk
(3) 奶嘢 — 唔要第一第四同第五聲，用第二聲讀個奶字，意思係中伏。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sh919Liv0
(4) 老嘢腔 — 老人家專用說話技巧。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKipscUQVJf
(5) FAX — 本來想用中文，不過諗唔到個FAT字中文點寫。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJc1LY08zSe
(6) 殺龍巴斯 — 本來個名同呢個有D分別，不過個音一樣。上面講到咩日本佬用到好爽嘅廣告，可以上網搵吓﹔IQ題就同巴斯光年有關，大約係咁問嘅︰「巴斯光年殺死左侏羅紀條恐龍會變咗做咩？」841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DQq0CCvrI
(7) 匙哩沙喇﹑PINK拎攀冷 — 聲音嚟，好似咁多年嚟D人都係咁形容D聲。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJioILwDAZ
(8) 楊家槍法 — 二郎神本來個名叫楊戩，所以我老屈佢個槍法叫楊家槍法。841Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBUz0HIF3f
