第023集 ~ 明︰效果…明顯…聽日再講…854Please respect copyright.PENANANwwqWj24SE
唉,唔重覆咁多喇,阿輝都講得好清楚。854Please respect copyright.PENANALWE31GRS1p
我哋喺(車立)口踢波,第一場,「大袋」個低能仔玩屈機,一開波就遠射入網。854Please respect copyright.PENANA0w14QskG3X
笑完條友仔,就到我哋隊出場,佢仲想重施故技,真係當我戇居。854Please respect copyright.PENANAXWMuCfQC2t
我一吓就撞咗埋去,擸咗佢個波,再同阿輝嚟個凌空「彈牆」,之後再嚟個「超級無敵風火輪」,波,係咁入嘅,YEAH!854Please respect copyright.PENANApt2LItbjO0
點知,一對臭腳企咗喺我個頭側邊,真係想衝起身就打爆條西裝友,但係我一起身,見到佢棚牙,我淆咗底,唔好意思。854Please respect copyright.PENANA7tLv2fkn66
唯有死死地氣執返D嘢,阿輝佢好似有急事咁扯咗我去佢房,我俾佢扯到坐咗喺張床度…854Please respect copyright.PENANAjbE7hK3Ry7
嘩!咁基咁嘅,雖然做咗朋友啫,防人之心的確不可無。854Please respect copyright.PENANAuZCaUbcjbM
之後阿輝問我有關今日嘅怪事,我又善忘,又樂觀,好快就唔覺得係一回事啦。854Please respect copyright.PENANAx7mLUbRUO5
咪同佢講話道黑色符就要等我老媽子覆囉。順便介紹D正嘢俾佢…854Please respect copyright.PENANAAzOYfIrfee
「神奇防鬼治妖裸男畫!」854Please respect copyright.PENANAT0qii4zMwL
仲靜靜雞攞咗阿倫部「即影即有」嚟影咗張「裸男相」傍身,都係收返埋先,俾班死仔睇到,肯定勁笑我。854Please respect copyright.PENANAK9u1LLx9Gz
之後,我哋出咗門口,去咗搵嘢飲。854Please respect copyright.PENANAwV9XDHL7C2
………854Please respect copyright.PENANAqIW6L6pmbC
去到個休憩位度,有條女背住我哋,踎咗喺部「汽水機」側邊…854Please respect copyright.PENANA7rUeGgosCb
我咪嘗試行埋D睇吓佢做緊乜囉,點知…854Please respect copyright.PENANAt1Yl6S9oP6
佢突然180度另個頭過嚟,真係嚇Q死我!854Please respect copyright.PENANAJgeeHjllE0
好在我夠大膽,點會驚丫,仲有呢張「裸男相」喺身,使乜怕丫。854Please respect copyright.PENANAKlcHfvp5Ud
但係…原來佢仲有其他動作,真係唔到我唔怕。854Please respect copyright.PENANAAG7KNCZW1t
唯有死揸實張「裸男相」希望佢似嗰個藍色小朋友咁,唔會害我哋,或者「光管陳」趕到嚟救我哋啦。854Please respect copyright.PENANARxAgLhzDLf
條女…一隻一隻手指咁放入口,一隻一隻手指咁放入眼,睇到我成個人硬晒,想郁都郁唔到…854Please respect copyright.PENANAaUfyIPADHO
佢仲扯爛晒自己個頭同埋個身,我對腳直頭完全冇晒感覺,想走都走唔到,旁邊嘅阿輝都硬晒軚,下身仲濕埋…854Please respect copyright.PENANAdm9OyuFoB5
呢一刻,即使第日有機會講返起,我諗我都唔會笑佢。854Please respect copyright.PENANASADYJHBD3P
隻妖怪好似冇咩動靜咁,我以為佢係玩我哋,而且又玩完啦,點知佢仲要玩脫皮,一個人頭喺個爛開咗嘅口裡面轉咗出嚟…854Please respect copyright.PENANAckfZBThAOL
係嗰個西裝友啊!854Please respect copyright.PENANAL79ubjwtzR
西裝友對住阿輝舉起食指,似係叫佢等一陣咁。854Please respect copyright.PENANATjw5B7nJ6o
「等我一陣。」佢笑到四萬咁嘅口講。854Please respect copyright.PENANAkeGZxda4Vh
佢之後擘到個口好大好大,一啖就吞咗個女職員入口,再企到直一直咁同我哋鞠躬。854Please respect copyright.PENANASiqOZg6Pui
「唔好意思啊,梗係嚇親你哋喇,因為美奈子佢唔識廣東話嫁,佢怕喺醜嚟亂晒龍,正常應該係擘大個口我就出到嚟嫁喇。」854Please respect copyright.PENANAZyrw9sheXi
我同阿輝除咗木晒個嘴,真係唔知做咩好,佢仲講到好似好正常咁。854Please respect copyright.PENANA8UvljB0sjo
之後佢噤咗兩罐汽水俾我同阿輝,叫我哋坐喺度傾吓計,我同阿輝根本冇得揀,只可以跟住做…854Please respect copyright.PENANA2QQPfM02dI
我哋三個「人」就係咁坐咗喺度傾計,佢一開始就問咗阿輝一大堆私人嘢,睇嚟佢睇中咗阿輝,我當然唔答口啦。854Please respect copyright.PENANA237YMRE5QY
「其實你哋可以叫我達叔,我係香港人嚟嫁,過咗嚟做嘢都十幾年喇,我身體裡面個女仔叫美奈子,日本人嚟嘅。」854Please respect copyright.PENANAqd6VZ8iNXh
「唔…好意思啊,其實點解你會變成…咁嘅?我唔係話你唔好啊,不過應該已經…唔係「人」啦可?」阿輝傻咗,竟然出口發問。854Please respect copyright.PENANASFhrXhkryN
「唔好意思啊,頭先梗係嚇得你哋好驚喇,其實你哋唔使咁驚嫁,呢度有好多鬼怪都係好「人」,好似「龍也」,佢只係個貪玩嘅小朋友嚟。我啦,我係呢度嘅老闆兼打雜嚟,一至十四樓都係我負責嫁。地下嗰層同有D雜務就由阿妮負責,佢都係好「人」。仲有其他好「人」,呢幾日你哋都好有可能會見到…」854Please respect copyright.PENANAZcUV6FBXjp
佢未講完啫,一隻白色毛茸茸嘅嘢衝咗埋嚟,係今日櫃位側邊見到嗰隻嘢啊!854Please respect copyright.PENANAT1nxEWT3oV
佢衝咗上阿輝大脾,第一時間阿輝梗係嚇親啦,但係隻嘢好乖,坐到好定,仲撩阿輝摸佢同佢玩…854Please respect copyright.PENANATpNiiTYWQg
佢個樣好得意,成身毛茸茸,D毛好白好滑好有毛澤,隱約見到D毛裡面有一對黑得嚟亮晶晶嘅大眼,佢好似好鍾意阿輝咁。854Please respect copyright.PENANAtz5tvn9aNm
「哈哈,「居居」佢好似好鍾意你噃,佢都係妖怪嚟,平時佢好惡嫁,佢應該係我哋呢度殺得最多「人」嘅妖怪。」854Please respect copyright.PENANAda4WlT1sAP
我唔敢出聲,但係驚慌嘅表情,達叔一睇就睇到。854Please respect copyright.PENANA6tK6KKm4i4
「哈哈,我講嘅「人」係鬼同妖怪,「居居」佢淨係殺過鬼怪,佢未殺過一個人類嫁。」854Please respect copyright.PENANAzOMDYIiI6D
阿輝一邊聽一邊同「居居」玩。854Please respect copyright.PENANAKfKsOIPVX1
「戇「居居」,戇「居居」~」854Please respect copyright.PENANAigeiZBC8ry
聽達叔講咗咁多嘢,覺得佢唔似想害我哋,所以我都放心返D。854Please respect copyright.PENANAgUqTXRB93s
「可以再同你哋講吓一樣嘢,妖怪同鬼唔同,妖怪係怨氣產生嘅嘢,係未試過死同埋有實體嘅,我啦,美奈子啦,「龍也」佢哋幾個啦,都係因為怨氣先變成咁,但係我哋冇怨過其他人,我哋都係怨自己過深先變成妖怪,好似「龍也」佢未識我之前,佢係日怨夜怨自己害死咗自己父母嘅,「龍也」佢天生淺藍色皮膚 仲有角,佢條村D人當佢係妖怪,佢父母就係為咗保護佢被人監生打死嘅。」854Please respect copyright.PENANAgqrmfZDYmW
「咁「龍也」佢唔嬲殺佢父母嘅人咩?」阿輝似乎都放鬆返晒,佢咁問。854Please respect copyright.PENANAyupbYuRCAN
「佢從來冇見過佢父母條屍,唔知邊個係兇手,根本都唔知嬲邊個好,何況日本人有樣嘢好奇怪,佢哋天生好鍾意自責,所以日本有咁多鬼怪就係咁解。」854Please respect copyright.PENANAKkzkINGcdI
「咁你呢?」我問。854Please respect copyright.PENANA8Uej8CvH2m
「哈哈,係噃,唔記得講我自己添,下次再講啦,你有朋友嚟搵你哋喇,不過提多你哋一樣嘢,3﹑6﹑9﹑12樓係人住嘅,其他樓層唔好亂去,尤其是13樓,記得啊。」854Please respect copyright.PENANAYOTXESZ1Bo
講完呢句,佢就同「居居」走咗去,而「大咀」就喺另一邊走咗過嚟,佢叫我哋去對面1220號房玩。854Please respect copyright.PENANATV7icSM9v0
我哋跟咗去,原來成班隊友都喺晒度咁滯,喺度鋤啤,玩UNO。854Please respect copyright.PENANAUlykoHcsGX
我望望隻錶原來都已經成三點幾,我見到阿輝一入嚟都攰到即刻訓咗,我之後都坐咗埋一邊,坐坐吓喺張床度都不自覺訓著咗嚧。854Please respect copyright.PENANAHP9Ww5eiOa
唉,又笑又驚又奇幻嘅第一日就咁過去喇,唔知聽日又有咩驚險或者愉快嘅事會遇到呢?不過我肯定聽日見到小倩嗰陣,淨係會有開心同興奮,真係諗起訓著都識笑…854Please respect copyright.PENANAr787PnZdfG
(待續)854Please respect copyright.PENANAmRUvUXjb3U
下集預告︰854Please respect copyright.PENANABkowzmbUMf
…左邊一張大頭相,右邊一張大頭相…854Please respect copyright.PENANA9to6lAPzXR