第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybe0fbKNae
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PLXnIDwH8
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyburYbTUD5
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFh5wGo3LN
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWYsGPWCcH
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5U6XrODPS
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4MDvLBowu
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AlpcNRbQs
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYDVIotuLF
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcYNrKqnY5
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37a7KREkmH
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESt0UiDCuu
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvv8TjhoSR6
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTaJwFOFCj
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOjDEzvyij
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsbh1rMaER
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZMr1XWD6P
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rcSGfeLor
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXc3Y8EQDn
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWdSIBw3ks
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nD8fEf0UN
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWImIxqKifA
「你又識咩？」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdwsgqdnCc
「唔識。」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMphTZM4CeB
「哈哈哈！」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB184TZiGey
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGSfDGEfdw
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlH3ZG5kv8n
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRy13doJPP
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11gZUcYORL
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfh1aKRMqX8
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCRfxXhnxQ
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iJlIRAlyq
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MU4DmhxIZ
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8gptcJr8u
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSCJHq558o
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWsibDBIG4
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNPigYBvqY
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Pn9yXK3Zi
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSyy4muF2M
「阿公！？阿公！？」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Qy9dP8f0c
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiN4Ec5Q0Dh
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVTxVXsYzq
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFROMChHcLn
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKV4vcnbZp
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYVyd3cOeG
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfZCop2ygV
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTETrecFPr
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHffhqXz6Lk
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmCLc5uHz0
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSfor6OvSZ
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQIqvaulQ0
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHLhiI9bvw
「哇丫！哇丫！」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7Eb7otL8h
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJJm9YY6FM
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYpEl0rNuy
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBEHySTJQ8
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HvvhIdkTZ
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPluJysc46Y
場面怪異中帶D寒意…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpWPSNqswg
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAdw7NVose
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS038hrgNvR
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivSkch9Jc9
「停止呼吸！」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC01nMjgfvZ
「扮同類啦！」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3MXT8S2YX
「仲講，走啦！」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXMW0ohrQa
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7sJyjUg3i
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoTieNdQyu
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfO2LpnA4a
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0FMZOubFD
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJima8wAloq
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95QRtLA4qa
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2S9uZ0f1OW
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzzByYn4NK
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22PnLUVmuG
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmp9liXykL5
(呯嘭~！)935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvbu1V8Q5M
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61m8wmRsFQ
我頂！935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wMteHn7eO
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlnSuXGXkx
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObDgphROqk
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoY3XWIsV1S
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3gWBBX7zR
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXzdonzPyo
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbGV9Oe8iK
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0RUc2ZqGR
「鳳凰擺架！」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWTFOMiXsC
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiDFL2exBA
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnAp2PsqBH
「大波翻雲破！」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXK0iav6lB
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7UTLgPdae
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06aG6PnUkR
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGA6lNc5nKD
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSvELIgRdx
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygYHiIhXwE
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wYMbGJOSC
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QH0fcVIyU
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWAjezFuWN
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUq8r4kwty
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjLsCNOczj
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKnxvNWldd
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvFM4cQ9gX
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYceyoKpon
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeD1Jw9A7Bu
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1GmHuM8Ph
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsqswTsNYb
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3GCt0kvlg
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2N22uRqz9B
「判官？」我問。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkQUNXzeh8
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1kaTwz6Im
(待續)935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76nHMji1CU
下集預告︰935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28loKyEv1j
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」935Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0ybYnEcle
