第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNDn59e97k
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0zFiO91Qe
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfCDR0GTbU
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYT3RJnnFyH
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QTrKVwBgB
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryYKpPZBcM
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBRcGVBsX1
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRr32dfomDK
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFr7Rp9d1M
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnT1QQGFc5d
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm1bFFjeUl
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5RCGaqLu4
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QL57n5ZJK
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡng1Mt6tkQu
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMOA3mpcFL
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoK9zY1C4Y6
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEW3tfIXeqt
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiHCkh2vk5
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0DoZwyDep
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNd6aF2V49I
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxR5ietUjf
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jHASomVwE
「你又識咩？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSa0MmGZMT5
「唔識。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjEUvBwjTq
「哈哈哈！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI29QtXGbhM
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcrolKLHpa
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1G6KIjDYP
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYKjQJR3ZR
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8r2XUljx5
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlDBkKJE7c
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1hAA5kj59
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoWxVT8Tee
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrq2OjdnVid
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoGPwvOCoK
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqqmu24SNO
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghHC5NyMEt
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnRpwkFurh
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwex5c5wdq
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EdJhm5Tgm
「阿公！？阿公！？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1M3KZigpN
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoKXLskmua
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcobIFAZ3U
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIkZ0iGGew
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDWretvALV
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGVppIZQ2D
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXM2PrMStvD
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyC5gpokwG8
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTUawOLbHY
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbInBu7CT8
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjriUKoEbu
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1S6bQuF4od
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DjNahF5CU
「哇丫！哇丫！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPSqgWykng
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7seVTv01M
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTqQANXcUT
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTe4bTc3QX
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYMZ7VFQd4
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUtDarCKUj
場面怪異中帶D寒意…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7blYHj8iie
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFElt0ZhsdO
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHReIA0FHV
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDREw62u7L
「停止呼吸！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QlA92KbjX
「扮同類啦！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMoBZGTQ0x
「仲講，走啦！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCNeAQyWvU
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdg4jWEJQiS
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAA8DpA9Pz
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKX5AWnTPk
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXggPyx9QsC
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFiMzX912A
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BafjFzFQW
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKq1PaxVY8t
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlhPox7mde
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJbGjNMZt5
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSH53RD99ZV
(呯嘭~！)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAz4sFDcw8y
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiROWoNRUt
我頂！823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLSvTBig4h
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzQoZSDqy7
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwZBNHK6pv
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWEyBHiu44
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLhiFKFqcR
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFofIdNaPS
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jyjZEfozF
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfNk6LE5ng
「鳳凰擺架！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmdxsVaPaw
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jvDj2I2Pm
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJqlrIdv5G
「大波翻雲破！」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tIWCBqJWX
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEop5xTOxzb
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaS0rUJEKf
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHZlD3W2Nv
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwB4g0hSnjr
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMO1IjBEZpU
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nk7q2avFB
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNUVbmJK0o
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqYyU5uI6A
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYv0pQP2AWD
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhaIYxeHPP
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQj3yua8Uvd
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFt5fIzLsb
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrAo1k9VMm
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zbhDbyjhg
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoizY0otESG
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVCEpHRlTz
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWoafxEJtu
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1vP4MALSF
「判官？」我問。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16hQv21ocC
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPs5EfmxOXd
(待續)823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZMt0DFsT8
下集預告︰823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhReUkn8Nge
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」823Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡND7srTtLD4
