第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVREhIpop6
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DulWt8Dwi
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZetgw01V5Z
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWe8Ga9APN
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ30EV7tuJP
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2KWgW3Av0
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSwWdmvh4T
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKOoF7VsRx
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPg8G9Draw1
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uvISQC4vj
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlSnLc1bD9
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQ4dPK9jN2
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7rW90LaOk
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRDWWEPfPo
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3aIr5F6Co
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZhUCf1V6z
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wTNkERWDD
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGfv6J7M7G
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRktXOAq1DH
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Xml4tW9Q1
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwqqdx04Ki
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SehtG7llQ
「你又識咩？」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9DNzU50PV
「唔識。」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGDBCncCi1
「哈哈哈！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40IFPN9qFz
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35KKKCyx01
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ITBwlxtMt
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHFu3aUQeK
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvmNWvES4I
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrc45VZNB1
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QmZynL2zw
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhZdQnHnJ2
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSU41KHD8l
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmRBM30ZTn
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHAtcDuGLz
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxD2bS5zpA
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXo2UctGTtb
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmp7oYnb6FN
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyw2E2uVxLf
「阿公！？阿公！？」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgJvB7lpWO
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUPXigS9qI
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeMowEyLnS
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjmmcMEMpM
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOmEkUKc1n
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW51hQ6vcTp
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XoVGcSvKQ
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFD4EcE25E
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjY0PSsGy5Y
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBV7Aoaavv
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEbyE3YdNI
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQ2oVBBWxx
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoQJ0sFXKC
「哇丫！哇丫！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFhNxfDFqg
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PsUfuHeCG
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIotFosHa7O
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkNww6sVZx
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmmdIC599Y
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcLhqhJrsb
場面怪異中帶D寒意…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzW9pn5Age9
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHsLyf3xXP
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Lq4nfEV1A
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSTzqh255E
「停止呼吸！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWBPRpW1u4
「扮同類啦！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64djVKWLbA
「仲講，走啦！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4EGpIl0QF
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXJKs1SqHz
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc93cK05DZp
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsEPM4we3A
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2dNuZwN4c
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GkGEiwL7O
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINcadXJ0qo
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5TZR4Ule6
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNQfmRDxU2
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ptlith7gr
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmChiekhw2
(呯嘭~！)903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytSnFNrpNu
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxfwHForXP
我頂！903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwuFKYGJ35
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡol9EmbYOVX
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkmsIYk3n7
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlu2bXmvDqX
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVDd6UwHUC
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡra5txSR4nn
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiN4Yt3cEp
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYjauwYthQ
「鳳凰擺架！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJavkqsTE5p
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEAiwBovdQ
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIW6XxkyKUu
「大波翻雲破！」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKaceOQDTw
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGOKpThxzy
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMRrqUDF8O
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1Ic3q2AbH
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1fUY26cyj
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvulNXeXpb5
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFBLhpe1qN
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPqmSQ6Ubg
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0U4MGuuoQj
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInJv7a4DCh
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaZMjkCf5w
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97ypEBZ2Mq
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcdivS2Vq7
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BMMiElGW7
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcERbtn90L
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDbdMoLsbU
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJku2BuhY2
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkQQEmAB2z
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPigNraacr3
「判官？」我問。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61Z0wDoQmI
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qv9kGORSB
(待續)903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMD8FTti9xb
下集預告︰903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fH34TVOSr
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」903Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcfg5seaPd
