第071集 ~ 明︰真相！？攪掂13樓後再講啦！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcs9xmiCdb
阿輝，我一陣先接返你嗰邊，睇咗我呢邊先！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXm3k29iM1c
班西人，果然夠「西」，唔啱自己意見，連人類都照打，佢哋連我都打埋…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrFDJMT0Pg
幾個將我噤喺地下，一個仲拿起支銀棒兜頭打落我度！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPHULN5QT5
好在，有「光管陳」幫拖，加上…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8VdWfGouO
「細鬼」！？佢幾時變得咁勇猛啊？佢喺「光管陳」旁邊，兜搥打落個西人度…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2afz8NePyQ
雖然佢俾人打返轉頭，但係佢有心救我，都算兄弟喇！不過…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzEaDhNBEd
我都唔記得，佢其實睇唔到D鬼怪，我估佢淨係見到D西人打我。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQl7AIilcQt
而家我哋三個企喺鬼怪嗰邊，同D傳教士對侍緊…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrA9m9U2Lpf
「陳Sir，幫幫「細鬼」開法眼先啦。」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvkXlJjKUj
「開乜鬼嘢啊？我一早睇到啦！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJASbcUWC5P
原來佢睇到嫁喎！我(火羅)咗添。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iReUIStjK
呢班鬼怪根本好怕事，數目比班西人仲要多，但係連出吓手反抗一吓都冇…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblpczBcrd9
我哋同班西人一直就對侍緊，情況一直都僵住，點知突然…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeYjjljW61
「大師兄！？」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFWw5sXCS3
「光管陳」突然向後樓梯方向大嗌，我仲見到達叔同埋阿欣添。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡColS36N1L7
但係達叔唔知點解，轉個身就走咗去…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoT2aOvuPJ
俾人嗌聲「大師兄」啫，有乜咁大不了，要離開我哋，不顧而去呢真係？754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyorVi1aa4
同一時間，班西人真係衰到趴街，竟然想借D倚抽水…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0i5P1e26k
班西人一湧而上，衝埋我哋度，但係…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVznzFNLlIa
地下突然結起冰嚟，將佢哋嘅衝勢都停住咗，不過D冰好快就退咗。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SPNaYgVHt
之後，地下傳出D咁嘅聲，我仲見到有個水氹出現咗。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjU3ODCsJW1
(匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~ 匙 ~)754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9wa0uCqtH
一隻禿頭，綠面，黃色短鳥嘴嘅妖怪喺水氹中轉出嚟，仲要帶住隻白璽璽嘅女…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZZuSczqB0
妖。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvO9jUPNSFB
睇個樣都已經知，嗰隻好明顯就係「河童」，另外一隻，我叫佢…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaC4dFATf8
「白姐姐」啦，佢白成咁。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdfY1RYrBp
「做乜嘢！？做乜嘢！？」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yWJ3XHMuN
「河童」第一聲就問班西人，「白姐姐」就聲都唔聲，似係佢嘅跟班。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHh0tDLsuB
我﹑「細鬼」同「光管陳」都覺得好愕然，阿欣就襯時機走返埋我哋度。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gBwzS8Mmt
「人哋好好地，冇攪你哋，你哋做乜要攪人哋啊？」「河童」再問。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWoDVpaxiW
「自古正邪不倆立！」一個會講國語嘅西人出口。但係…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrt8ZsD6CGw
「光管陳」唔知發乜神經，聽完呢句，突然一個箭步衝咗前去，一巴就打落個西人度…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9Bzmg5x94
條友當場俾佢打到飛起再跌返落地，仲暈埋添…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjXKeWUkt0
全場都俾佢呢一吓嚇呆咗。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXcZm5kKO7
「高手！你唔好咁嬲嬲豬住，呢度我地頭，等我處理就好。」「河童」咁講。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gFkTiPcpw
另一個西人用英文大約講話「光管陳」都係怪物一伙，要將佢同D鬼怪一齊「處理」埋。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLrAqB6kSs
之後，佢哋攞咗更加多武器嚟對付我哋…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LEW5Jgbbw
「你班屎忽鬼，唔啱你哋就連人都打！？我就打鑊金你哋嘆吓！」「河童」似乎唔係少嘢。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTzoy8sz7I
「水淹金山！」佢用一把走音嘅聲嗌出嚟。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIiNXMStmo
突然成個場注滿晒水，所有人類鬼怪迅間被淹沒。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vrTpchYbk
「飲淡水冷靜吓啦！」「河童」再講。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOwuPbH5YZ
「Wuppppp~ wuppppp~」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLb9eMYXxQ
D西人想講嘢都講唔到，似乎淨係得「河童」可以喺水裡面講到嘢…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRFO8qqWj1
咦，唔係噃！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWifYpP8VGt
「光管陳」結咗個能量網俾我哋，我哋俾個氣泡包住，仲好輕鬆咁呼吸到。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGVy9dplOD
但係…之前坐喺大堂嗰兩個西人都唔弱，佢哋都結咗個網…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFSrpYsYVz
「河童」見到佢哋冇俾水浸住，即刻就收返D水，河水好快就流走晒。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPtsDIBxxS
「估唔到你班屎忽鬼都有D料噃！咁就試吓我呢招啦！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDr3mqBwkR
「河童」收完水就咁講。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GQPjqzuEv
「河，童，水，炮！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKIm88tqk8
嘩！屙尿就屙尿啦！仲攪到阿欣個樣好尷尬添。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtp6hdh2FU
一條水炮射向班西人，呢招真係正，力量夠勁之餘，仲有侮辱成份。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfvNYiRB66
但係，班西人仲想利用護網頂住…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjwDHQrHzA
「好似唔夠勁，你哋冷靜唔到噃！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HrUk6G1wR
「靚仔河童，轟天水炮！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHEpPSzXgE
轟天二字一出，冇喇！點頂啊！？754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfdmHr9r82
一條勁粗…嘅水炮射到班西人一仆一碌咁，唔知D水係咪仲有D特別成份呢？754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxAZFnqWnc
成班西人仲暈晒添。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUbQSuOGGA
之後，「河童」收返埋佢支「炮」，行埋去執返班西人。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatQo910ye9
「你哋唔使驚喇！清潔吓就繼續玩啦，不過夜晚唔好玩咁嘈，仲有，唔好好似頭先樓下嗰兩隻酒鬼咁，飲醉酒就去騷擾人類啊，明唔明？」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkh2fbqWmTV
我見到班鬼怪都及頭回應「河童」，仲真係好乖咁清理返，而「河童」就話班西人佢會處理。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQrCdhkh9y
「唔使驚喇，「河童」係好妖嚟，佢會處理嫁喇。我有D事，要走先，夜喇，你哋都自己返房休息啦。」「光管陳」講完就走咗去。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt50RrTubPg
「係啊，Pakka佢係警察嚟嫁，係嚟幫我哋嫁。」阿欣咁講。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImMoSjc9pn
「Pakka係…佢係警察！？邊個知啊？」我問。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1u7U76VzXU
「你睇吓佢支「炮」，成個日本警察廳標誌啦。」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHqz1l9LAh
估唔到「細鬼」咁眼利，不過我以為佢淨係留意女性重要部位啫，原來連男性佢都啱。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkVxSgSoqg
「Pakka！我哋走先喇！」阿欣對住隻「河童」咁講，之後仲拉埋我哋走，佢話想見吓阿輝喎。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yRV7EZQxj
………754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFzgVQF3sj
返到落去…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUynBCbmD9g
「救命啊！救命啊！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nOtFNks6R
「大袋」個房傳出嚟嫁！咩事呢？我哋即刻衝咗去佢房門口…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkv6Ia9Xk9
佢亦都啱啱到咗門口開門俾我哋。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuPj3xlz2w
「死人喪狗，真係就變死人喇，快D嚟睇佢最後一面啦！」佢把死人口真係冇句好嘢嘅。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyOY9kY0lN
我哋即刻就衝咗入去，見到「喪狗」四肢抽搐，雙眼反白，好似俾鬼上身咁…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAN0Fvd5JfF
「丫~！丫~！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJezZeCKRVu
「喂！喪狗！你冇事丫嘛！？」我係咁大叫，佢依然好辛苦咁。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1FVSUz2qH
「丫~！丫~！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IhlSPnZwX
「佢係咪俾鬼上身啊！？定係有咩病啊！？」阿欣咁樣叫，但係「喪狗」仍然好痛好辛苦。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uTY4z8Lyz
「丫~！丫~！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlB2fvu8BAX
我哋都唔知點算好，「大袋」想衝出去想叫人嚟啦…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gTcbAxqFc
「喂！唔好死住啊！最多我帶你去叫雞丫！」呢個時候「細鬼」竟然咁講，不過…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEnf1yIY52
竟然有效，佢停咗抽搐，雙眼都正常返，「大袋」都返轉頭冇去搵人…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMRXeXkZ15
我哋就睇住「喪狗」慢慢醒返。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZxOxQZcdZ
「阿狗，你冇事啦嘛？」都係阿欣把溫柔聲好聽。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtfBIvLVg3
「冇事，啱啱傾掂數。」「喪狗」唔知係咪傻咗，講嘢語無倫次。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkgBwSrLPe
之後，大家都陪咗「喪狗」一陣，傾咗陣計…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMczWpkBWm
大家都諗住返房訓啦，點知…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqWthLirVd
出面有條友跑咗入嚟。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jkWhCZQnV
「喂喂喂！你哋睇吓！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuYKbUiHiS
係阿輝啊！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5l7Y5kX5t7
「欣欣，你點解都喺度嘅？」佢見到自己女友喺個男人房，梗係要問一問啦。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrXf8tlPxH
「你哋睇吓呢段新聞丫！俾你個「傻佬明」鏟斷腳嗰條友啊！佢自殺死咗啊！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFE5nhTh5p
佢竟然夠膽死唔等阿欣答就再同我哋講嘢。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggbKAiWa02
「咩你唔知咩？你冇睇新聞架？」「喪狗」咁講，不過講真，我都唔知。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrSACXsbq9
「仲好攪笑添，佢有寫遺書，話係因為阿輝鏟斷佢隻腳，佢先自殺丫嘛，但係明明係「傻佬明」鏟斷佢腳。」「大袋」都知，佢咁講。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mRkzk5PBe
「即係點啊？」阿輝無奈咁問。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSoAm01R14
「細妹！細妹！細妹！細妹！」房外傳嚟D咁嘅聲。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALrLZsivoi
「死喇！係條八…欣家姐啊！阿欣你快D走啊！」754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnrIpyiamt
「大袋」驚到大嗌出嚟，乜欣家姐咁得人驚嫁咩？754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkMePO7QjI
阿欣同大家講聲再見就自己一個行返出去，閂返埋門。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1v5frCOu3T
「係唔係阿輝班友仔又攪你啊？」聽到門外欣家姐咁講。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkORJ7BKRQv
我心諗，使唔使睇到自己個妹咁淫賤啊？754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhumBA2mH9
如果係嘅話，呢度頭先咪玩緊6P，我哋肯，阿輝都唔制啦！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD09eROqQKe
「大袋」俾佢打殘咗，「喪狗」又啱啱先咩完，「細鬼」就淨係鍾意熟女，754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgBEkGemxY
而我當然唔會啦，阿欣係我初戀對象，我點會褻瀆自己嘅「女神」丫…754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ212DrC8z8E
不過講返阿輝嗰邊先，佢問嘅「即係點啊？」即係點呢？我都唔係好明。754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY79RCLjsE7
(待續)754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsj7JeKkeCR
下集預告︰754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyhOBQrpzD
…個肥佬捉住咗家姐，仲想胸襲佢啊！754Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVTslyjiAo
